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60 lines
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[/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\]
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[\*/] Tropo Tropo [\*/]
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[/*\] HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH ALKA-SELTZER [/*\]
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[\*/] [\*/]
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[/*\] bye od^Phreak [/*\]
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[\*/] [\*/]
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[/*\] [/*\]
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[\*/] [\*/]
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[\*/] [/*\]
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[/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\]
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The Asshole Next Door:
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[1] During the night (or when they're not home) take 10 packs of the
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old Alka-seltzer and drop it down his hose, then fill the open
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end up with Glue (a caulking gun works best). Then wait till he
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tries to water his lawn and watch the hose explode in his face.
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[2] Break up the Alka-seltzer and sprinkle it all over his lawn.
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[3] Feed it to his dog. (It makes them Fart Bad!!!)
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[4] Put it in his Gas Tank of his car. The more you put in the
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better.
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In the Supermarket:
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[1] Hide one in a Tampon.
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[2] Empty out a nose drop bottle. Then break the Seltzer up into
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dust size pieces, and put them in the bottle. Re-seal the bottle
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and put it back on the self.
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[3] Put it in Tooth Paste.
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In School:
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[1] Drop one in the Fish Tank in Biology.
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[2] Shove some down the drain holes in the Drinking fountain.
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[3] Place one in a hamburger during lunch.
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[4] Drop it in somebody's project in Chemistry. (You get some
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strange effects with this one!)
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At the park:
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[1] Feed alka-seltzer to a seagull and watch them explode.
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[2] Give it to little children and tell them it's candy.
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Well, thats all I can think of right now. Mabey if I get bored again I'll add
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some more to it. But Probly not. Its not worth it!
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[[/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\][/*\]]
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by od^phreak
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