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(_)(_) How to fuck the Dead (_)(_)
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(_)(_) By The Necrophiliac with thanks to The Blade (_)(_)
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(_)(_) A Neon Knight Presentation (_)(_)
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(_)(_) Call: (_)(_)
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(_)(_) The Metal Ae.....PW:Kill..........................201-879-6668 (_)(_)
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(_)(_) Metalland South...................................404-576-5166 (_)(_)
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(_)(_) Milliways.........................................609-921-1994 (_)(_)
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(_)(_) Look for the 105+ meg Neon Knight system comming soon in 201. (_)(_)
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How to fuck the dead... Follow these steps and you'll have know problem..
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This part of the file tells why people fuck dead people....Ok..
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For one if your girl friend doesn't fuck and you need head.. Fuck a freashly
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dead bitch...It's still pussy no matter what way you look at it...
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Ok Dudes and Dudetes:
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1> 1st Your gonna need a shovel. So go to a freashly made grave then
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start to dig about 7 to 8' (feet) underground
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2> Now what your going to find is a cement lid..Well get a crowbar and
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remove the son-of-a-bitch.. Now what you're gonna find is a closed coffin.
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3> You have two options at this point. One Lift the coffin 8' above your
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head on to flat ground or two, open the coffin right then and there.
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4> You might be a little chicken to look inside once you Do put on two
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not one BUT TWO rubbers.
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5> Undress the freashly buried bitch and Bang away. When done if your not
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too tired do steps 4-1. When ever you want a free fuck follow these steps.
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Part II " The Other Solution..."
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1> Not many people have this privlige but if you do you have it made...
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Do U work in a Morgue???? If so the dead girly bodies that come it.
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2> Take one out of the refrigerator and make sure nobodys around in the
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Building or Room..
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3> Undress the bitch. Put on your TWO rubbers. Spread them legs and
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Bang Away.. When done.. Re-Dress your partner and shove her back in the
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Freezer.
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Notes on the File above...
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Ok, the reason for putting two rubbers on is that so the maggets won't chew
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away at your dick, also if the dead bitch has any diseases you won't catch
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them! Well Remember to Get Head from the Dead!
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Look for dead girlies named Tanya! They give the best Head in Bed!
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Also, dead fetuses are a real pleasure for all you little boys that have'nt
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gone through puberty yet. Bringing dead fucks to a party really livens
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the situation, when you get a really wasted bitch and prop her on the
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guy's rigor mortis'ed dick, they go for that kinda shit.
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Caution: If you do work in a morgue then you should take some precautions...
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such as NEVER cum inside the corpse because the mortitian or pathologist may
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find it. Warm, fresh sperm in a cold dead body may start suspision.
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Also, for you people into bondage and S&M.....avoid hitting the body with
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force. Corpses bruise easily because of the nerves being dead. If there
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are any bruise that weren't recorded before, that may get you caught.
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Another benifit of fucking the dead is grave robbing. Back in achient times
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sick fucks used to break into pharoh's tombs and rip off all the gold and
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jewels. From past experiences, some people burry themselves with some
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good shit, like gold chains, gold watches, diamond rings, pearls, and all
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kinds of shit. So if you wanna have a good time, and get paid for it,
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FUCK THE DEAD
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(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)
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Thank you very much indeed:
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The Blade, The Outland, Tanya, Killer Kurt, The Metallian, Satan, Lucifier,
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Levitain, Belial, Zandar Zan, All the Neon Knights, and all the dead fuckers
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i've fucked.
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Written on July 1, 1986--(C) 1986 The Neon Knights--All rights reserved-BURN!!
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Uploaded by Dos Ranger/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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// Smooth is the Descent, and Easy is the way.." //
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