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0k 0k.. you wanna get free software ( warez ) and hardwarez eh?
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Well, if you live in the land of the free (America), and are a little
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brave.. you are in some luck.. cuz here you can get free hardware,
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free credit, free CD's, free library books, free entry into niteclubs,
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free postage, free cash, free pussy, free software, free phone calls, free
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cable tv ...
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Unfortunately, using the following tips for getting stuff that
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someone else worked their ass off for will not make you a hacker.
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In fact, it will make you a fucker, a scoundrel and a rogue.
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You must always be aware of the fact that what you do is unethical
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and therefore you have nothing to be proud of.
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Also, getting shit for free is a skill that must be used carefully. or
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you might end up getting free board and lodging at the State Pen.
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Well, lets get on with the show.
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Free hardware:
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One method is to actually buy the shit, but with someone elses cash.
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hehe, you knew that one already?
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Another method? Ok, say you have a hard-on for the bed sheets at
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your local mega-store (WalMart?), then what you would do is -> First, BUY
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the sheet, then throw it into your car, walk BACK INTO the store WITH
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the receipt AND the empty bag. Then SECRETLY put another sheet into the
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empty bag. Watch out for any cameras that may make you the star of a courtroom
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drama. Hidden cameras are sometimes ...well, hidden. If you have the help of
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friends, get them to cover you from the cameras and warn you of any big ugly
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gold-teeth security guards that may be coming. After you put it in the bag,
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just walk coolly out of the store. If a homosexual employee stops you,
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then simply respond in a calm friendly tone " I already bought this shit,
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bitch. Ask the slut that works at the register! ".
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Then show your receipt and complain about customer service etc.
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If they ask why the fuck you came back, then say "I lost my little sister"
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or "I wanted to see if you had Gullible brand shampoo".
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It really isn't any of their business why someone should go back into
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their hell place of a store.
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As you can see, this only works in big and busy stores.
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(I've done it at Kroger, Publix, K-mart, Walmart, fuckmart etc.. it works! )
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A safety precaution is to ask your friend to wait in the car and drive off
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if you get caught etc. That way, only one of you goes to jail.
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Remember, always look out for cameras .. be camera aware. And remember that
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if you get caught, you can always say " God made me do it! " and get off.
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Also, it may be wise to operate on a shift where you know the employees
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are ALL underpaid and the manager is sleeping. That way they are more likely
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to turn a blind eye to any strange happenings.
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A distraction is to blow out the lights / electrical system in the store..
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You can then walk back into the store, a friend with the empty bag can do the
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necessary switch in the safety of darkness, the cameras are not usually
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(99.99% of the time) night vision capable. So, how do you blow out the
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lights ? Find a plug point and stick a paper clip into it (so that a
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short circuit occurs) .. BE CAREFUL! This is to cause the fuse to blow.
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Use a non-conductor (not your hand) to poke the bent paper clip into
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the two holes. A plug point can be found in just about anywhere, especially
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in a restroom.. or you can remove a light bulb/tube light and short circ it.
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If you get caught, DEFINITE jail. So be EXTREMELY fucking SURE of YOURSELF.
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Parents tend to get pissed when their kid ends up in the Juvy.
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A fourth method of getting free hardwarez is to get yourself a credit card
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and then buy a VCR from your local Radio Shack. Then return it after
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28 days for a FULL refund. This will piss them off, but say you dont like
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the picture quality or something. Then they will debit the amount off
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your credit card. Wait a few days, then go to the same (or ok, be nice, go to
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a different store) .. buy another VCR, AND keep returning it afta 28 days.
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The benefit is that you will always have a VCR (or camcorder, or computer etc)
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but you won't have the same one. You will always have the latest gadget!
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But, your credit limit is always less the amount you bought your shit for
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for. Who cares though?
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Btw, this works great for clothes too.. but unfortunately not for condoms.
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Dammit.
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Free credit:
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So how do you go about getting a credit card if you have bad credit?
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Wait seven years and apply for one. Or, get a credit card (mastercard,
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visa etc. from a FOREIGN bank) .. huh? Yes, you can get a credit
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card that is legal and valid in the United States by getting an account
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in a third world country bank. (Third world countries get hard-ons when
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they see U.S. Currency). Try African countries or South America/Asia etc..
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How? You are gonna have to do some research yourself about this. I am
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DOING it. So it is possible. But I wont let LAMERS fuck over poor countries.
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Goto www.taxbomber.com for a first of over 100 steps in accomplishing this.
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Free Library books?
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This is too easy, any moron already knows this.. Simply remove the
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magnetic strip at the back, or in between the binding, of the book.
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Then walk out of the library with the book in your bag or in plain view..
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If caught say " Oh, I'm sorry bitch.. I forgot to check the books out! ".
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Btw, a good practical joke is to hide the magnetic strip in the property of
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some unsuspecting fuck-up, and watch the show as he tries to walk out of
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the library. Remember stealing books is wrong, so only BORROW ref. books.
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Btw, If you try this at the fiu library, and its a book I need...
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I will somehow find you and beat the shit out of you.
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Free CD's:
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Join BMG, Columbia House etc.. They give free CD's for a penny as you
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join 'em etc..
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Just use a different name.. you can use the same address... thats all.
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I do it all the time. Never gave my real name. Works great when you
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are in college especially ( move a lot ).
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Free entry into nightclubs:
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So you are under 21.. like me eh? Well that's ok. If you've noticed
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some nightclubs mark a flourescent "X" or other fancy mark that shows up
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in the black light on everyone that is over twenty-one.. Well, you
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can get a flourescent MARKER (highlighter pen) and draw a crude version
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of the symbol... then go to the club and say "I've already been here. Bitch."
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and then get in .. they usually wont ask for ID etc.. if they do.. and you
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are underage.. you are fucked. Grow a goatee. It works in Savannah, GA..
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It SOMETIMES works in Miami, FL .. but I haven't tried it often (tnx fake id)
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Actually, if you are under 21.. and really fucking desperate.. you
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can go print out a FAKE drivers license of an unheard of FORMER Soviet
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Republic country (eg: Kazhakstan, Ukraine, Tajikistan etc..). Make it
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look respectable (color laser print at Kinko's). Laminate, put your photo
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etc.. you will have to go with some over-age friends that will say you
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are a cousin or something and are here in America for a holiday. You were
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too worried you might get your passport lost etc. so you brought a license.
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Don't talk, your accent will give you away.
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Free postage:
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Umm, now this is mail fraud. The US mail will fuck you over if they find out.
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Simply write any address in the place you are sending the letter to.
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On the TOP RIGHT hand CORNER write the address of the friend you are sending
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it to... Then mail the letter.. without a stamp. The letter will get
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"returned to sender" ..the sender is actually the receiver ..hahaha SLICK?
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This has only been tested within the SAME state.. preferably within bordering
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counties. ( a good way to mail your bitch girlfriend ?? )
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Free cash:
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This is the most legal way to do something illegal. You need a contact
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in a desparate third world country with a severe overcrowding problem.
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Simply advertise in the local newspaper of that country. Eg: The Botswana
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Daily.. The ad will say the following:
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* Employment opportunities available in United States *
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* We are looking for Accountants, Engineers and Secretaries *
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* *
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* Please send your resume to *
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* Gilbert and Steinbrenner Employment Consultancies *
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* P.O. Box 1247 *
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* Miami, Florida 33174 *
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*************************************************************
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Then, you will get a shitload of mail to your P.O Box (that you obtained
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from Mailboxes etc, or USPS ). Then mail a well printed ( laser printed )
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& hand-signed letter to everyone (preferably select people that probably
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dont know each other). The letter must say SOMETHING LIKE (improve it)..
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" Edgar & Gullible Inc., has expressed keen interest in hiring you.
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However, in order for us to process the application we need a sum of
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$70 from you. This is because we need to start the process of applying
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for a green card (work permit) immediately. Therefore, we are requesting
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your authorization. If you have any questions call us at (305) 555-1234 "
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(you can give your real number if you like ..Its THEIR nickel. ). They
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will send you the seventy dollars out of sheer curiousity at least.
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An ad like this in a country like Vietnam or China will generate thousands
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of reponses, and over hundreds (outta thousands) people will send you money.
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Ads in the newspapers of those countries are DIRT cheap .. around
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$30 an ad etc.. cost of mailing the responses to each individual from the
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US (it has to be stamped from US ) will be the most expenditure. But the
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ROI (Return on Investment is extremely high).
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Also, this is highly UNethical.. Although you cannot be prosecuted for it.
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you are preying on the misfortune of others. Like a Predat0r.
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I trust that you won't actually do it, and that you will use this info as
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entertainment only.
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Another way to get money is to use a device known as a wardialer to dial
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into the local "tenth caller wins $1000" radio show. A wardialer dials
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numbers EXTREMELY rapidly in succession.. There are wardialer programs
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available for the PC.. but I recommend getting a real wardialer.
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You can usually buy a wardialer at your local "hamfest" ( amateur radio
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operators trading thingy ). ..-. ..- -.-. -.- dit-dah dah-dit-dit-dit
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You prolly already know the "pyramid scam" method.. which is to get
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people to invest in you, offer them massive returns. Whenever someone
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asks for there money back (with the 100% a week interest you promised)
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just pay them with the money you have collected from others.. this will
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cause people to have faith in your system (say you are investing in
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Uranium deposits found in Egypt) .. then when you have collected a massive
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amount.. just split .. move to the Bahamas or something. Some guy in
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Russia did that .. became really fucking rich too.. advertised on TV etc.
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As you can guess, over three trillion methods exist to get money easily
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..just ask any senator. Speaking of the government.. you can evade taxes
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by creating dummy non-profit organizations and "donate to it" by buying
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shit for it .. except you use the stuff. This is much easier to accomplish
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than you may believe. You don't have to have the organization in your name.
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Free pussy:
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Pick up a hooker, fuck her. Then refuse to pay. What can she sue you for?
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Rape? Btw, I haven't tried this though.
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Actually, I think that the cheapest way to get pussy is via a hooker..
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I mean girlfriends are too damn expensive these days. (NO.. I've never fucked
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any AIDS/VD carrying ho's ..). Who wants a pussy with some other cum
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up in there?
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Free Software:
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Ahhhh... S0 all you WAREZ kiddies want software courtesy of the internet?
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No problem.. the answer is IRC. What is IRC? Do a search for internet
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relay chat on www.yahoo.com .. then learn how to use it.
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Once you figure out the stuff about channels etc, the channels that people
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exchange software ( warez ) are #warez (you'll never get into this channel
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..it is always invite only.. and its lame.. I have/had ops there.. people
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never talk / do shit ) ...the other channels are #warez1 #warez2 #warez3
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etc.. upto #warez8 (beyond that is extreme lameness). Also.. there
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is #fate_filez (this was at one time the BEST channel for lamers to get
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warez .. it still rules though ) .. #dod , #nta-nokturnal, #warez_art,
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#warez3d etc ... Goto #fiu.. ask the friendly people there what some warez
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channels are.. Warez are mostly located on FTP sites (file transfer protofuk)
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you can access these using win95 (command line) .. & netscape etc..
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People on the above channels trade sites that have pirated software.
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Just stay on the channel and make friends etc.. #fate_filez is a good
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place to get the latest warez without making friends etc.. they announce
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into the channel whenever they get software.. Much fun! hehehehe
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There is also a thing called DCC (direct client to client ) that lets you
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exchange warez directly over IRC ( MIRC for Win95 has this feature .. but
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unix clients need to have a script.. lice or phoenix scripts).
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One thing though.. watch out for viruses... always scan any file you
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download for virii .. use mcafee virus scan & f-prot NAV etc..
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ftp.mcafee.com etc.. to get AV software.
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Free Phone calls:
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The art of getting from phone calls from Ma Bell (AT&T, Hell South,
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NYNEX, Hell Atlantic etc.. ) is called Phone Phreaking. I can write
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pages and pages of shit about this... but since I am out of cannabis I
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will have to say just a couple things to get you on the path.
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Ok, back in the 1980's the US phone system used a system of signalling
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based on frequencies sent across the ph0ne system. For example,
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one could emit a frequency of 2600 Hz and get the phone company to
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stop billing the call... This was in the glory days of phone phreaking.
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Now the shit is much harder.. with the introduction of digital exchanges
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and the ESS signaling system. However there are ways.. currently the going
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thing is to emit a certain frequency down a pay phone that emits the
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frequency that is sent to the phone company when a quarter is put into
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the pay phone.. one could make unlimited calls. It does not work when you
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have a human operator though (especially on Int. calls).. I use it
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all the time in Miami to call all over the US.. But, now they are starting
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to get smart.. and the phones are designed so it won't allow those
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frequencies to be "heard" on the receiver part of the handset. This
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is very rare though.. To get these frequencies.. use a program called
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bluebeep .. the current version is 010 .. BBEEP010.ZIP is the filename.
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Search using archie or netscape ( its tougher using netscape ) to find it.
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You can record it on normal tape from your Sound Blaster..
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The other common method is to find the local phone exchange in your block..
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(underground usually) .. then hook a phone up to it and make your calls
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(using another phone line!) ... There are many philes out there with more
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details on doing this.
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Yet another (outta 1,000,000) method is to grab the frequencies emitted
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by a cordless phone user.. then retransmit those frequencies.. (properly
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edit the frequencies so that the number you want will be dialed ).
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Then the victim's phone-receiver will think the real cordless phone is being
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used to make a phone call.. You can call all the 1-900 numbers you want!
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There are philes out there to help you.. but you must be mildly familiar
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with electronics.
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Well thats it for phone phreaking from me in this phile.. but there's
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shitloads of things to hack PBX -Private Branch exchanges , COCOTs -Company
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Owned Coin Operated Telephones, loopbacks, outdials ...etc ..
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The devices used in hacking the telco are called boxes .. after the
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red box which emitted the 2600 Hz .. then came blue boxes (payfones )
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& beige , green , brown etc... I always get the colors mixed up..
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But who cares!
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Free Cable TV:
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Just use a Nintendo-TV splitter to splice in your house connexion from the
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cable exchange box (at the back of your apt. complex) .. It is always
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wise to connect a bunch of people to cable also... that way you
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won't be singled out when they find out. Find the philes on cable theft for
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more details (wiring basics etc).
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The above are tested many times by me personally and/or others.
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If you have any suggestions.. just fuck off. I already know everything.
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I just don't want to everyone tell everything.
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FIND the following quality philez by yours truly! (in a fairly random order)
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ARCHCHIP.TXT - A look at some common unix computers (SGI, Sun etc) boring!!
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CANNABIS.TXT - How to PROPERLY grow marijuana plants at home .. safely.
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DARKROOM.TXT - This is for experienced photographers.. Special effects
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you can do hyper-sensitizing etc.. ( astrophotography bias )
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It also has crap on color developing etc.. Not for idiots.
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DEM0NIZE.TXT - MUHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
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EASYVIRS.TXT - VIRS = VIRUS ..nuf said
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HACKUNIX.TXT - Some stuff about simple unix hacks.. for wanna-be hackers.
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LYSERGIC.TXT - Make LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide) ..ACID.. hallucinate!
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NW_VS_NT.TXT - Biased comparison of Novell NW4 vs. Win NT (NT quota?? haha)
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PH0NEFRD.TXT - Phone Fraud !
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EASYVGA.TXT - Intro to VGA graphics using assembly & mode 13
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ORBITOR.TXT - Satellites !! (this is really a lame phile actually)
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REVENGE.TXT - Secretly take revenge on anyone. Vicious! Big time!
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SOCIAL.TXT - The art of social engineering ( getting people to trust you )
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JOKES.TXT - Guess...
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IPNG.TXT - A breakdown of what the new IP addressing scheme is gonna
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be.. simplified for people that dont wanna read the RFC.
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IRC.TXT - How to irc properly ( for unix users only )
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SPY.TXT - How to setup and run an effective snooping operation.
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There are a FEW other philez out there.. I wont mention the namez though.
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( They are not for lamers to read! )
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No GreetZ to anyone... people get pissed at me cuz I don't mention them!
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I respect all those people that believe in the distribution of information.
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-Yours ..truly.
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---you may distribute phile the
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all over place---
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this
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Quote from it in court!
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