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"Beginners Guide To Dealing Drugs"
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by
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Dr. Bushwacker
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Everyone knows that drug dealing is the most profitable business in
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America today. And if you do it correctly, it could ultimatly lead to
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success in further time to come. All you really need to begin is about
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ten dollars.
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Marijuana (easiest to get started with):
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Go to your local pusher, buy a dime bag of some nice weed. Sell it to
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some loser for about $15. Now buy one more dime bag and repeat what was
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stated above. After that, now you got enough for 2 dime bags. The more
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you buy/sell, the more profit you will make. I would estimate in the
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average suburban area, like I live in, you'll be up to, or above a pound
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within about 4-5 weeks. It IS that easy! You won't beleive how fast that
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shit sells!
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Then of course you will have to lower your prices because of competition
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from other pushers, or loss of customers. But that should be expected,
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this is America!
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Then again, most bags of pot have a mess of seeds in it, and in a few
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short weeks, you'll be selling your own and making almost DOUBLE profit!
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Cocaine (most profitable):
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Well, the most profitable way to sell cocaine is by cooking it into crack
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and adding alot of baking soda, but not too much or you won't have your
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customer coming back. Just buy yourself a 20 bag of coke, cook it up (ask
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your local pusher how, or just wait until I write a text file on how to).
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And you can easily get about $30 (or $40 of REALLY weak shit).
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The other way to sell that is basically follow the same technique as you
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use for Marijuana.
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But the drawback on this, is that the cops will hunt you down more than
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if you were just selling pot.
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Thanks,
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Dr. Bushwacker
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