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Roadkilling
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Here we go are you ready for another??? AA is kickin' ass with another
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discover.....nice little rap.....heard it from some wigger before I set fire to
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his RAGGA ass. This is yet the fourth text in this pack from me and there's more
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to come.....damn, this packs gonna be good. So if the other members get up to
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speed. Hell this pack will kick absolute ass, we may have the MOST texts ever
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in a text pack, there is a possiblity that we could reach 20 big ones in this
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pack...shit this will rock. The reader will also be included with this pack,
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not to mention some nice VGA's done by some new members. As for this text, well
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it has to do with ALL the Anarchial and NOT SO NICE things that one could do on
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a nice road.....or a busy freeway. So read on so we can stop the movement of
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the democratic, pig like ways of the everyday mutha fuckin' suburbanite. So
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read on, and WRECK on!!!
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1. Setting a WALL of fire around the corner is a hillarious thing to see when
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some MUTHA fuckah cars drive through it and be freaked out of there mind. Most
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of them will stop and try and see what the problem is.....then thy'll go
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another way. Of course there's always the super suburbanite who will put it out
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with his feet. Well taking potshots at assholes like that is funny. That
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should send him diving for the car. Just pour gas across the street (a nice
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line) and then light for a decent fire wall.
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2. Lighting off smoke bombs on the road is great for when you wanna make "HEAVY
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traffic" into "a S L O W crawl". Set off a half decent smoke bomb (or if ya
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want a REAL good one then chek out my Appetite For Destruction text) on a good
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road where it will gain ALOT of attention. Most people will not drive through
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it, for fear of getting lost (on a fucking road!!), these people are the most
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fun. Just shoot at their car with pellet or BB guns, or of course if yer REALLY
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high, use a .45. For an added attraction detonate a landmine in the road before
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using the smoke bomb, so what you'll have is a smoke screen and a nice big hole
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in the middle of it. This will get the stupid assholes REALLY scared. They'll
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be stuck in smoke (some people get spooked over the stupidest things) and will
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be freaked out of ther mind. If you want you could always slash the tires and
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hurl bricks through the station wagons windows while they sit their,
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unsuccesfully spinning their tires in attempt to get out of the hole.
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3. Using a good pair of wirecutters you can attempt the following project. Go
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cutting up those stupid grey metal link fences. Cut them everywhere you can
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think of until you've got shitloads of the shit. Then just make your own fence,
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using rope and LOTS of duct tape, connect the fencing to both sides of the
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road. Using the following diagram of how I have done it will hopefully help
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you on your quest.
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LEGEND....
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1. Tennis Court (with black plastic chain link fencing)
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2. Home
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3. Wooden Fence
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4. Fence Across Road
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So as you can see, it's VERY easy to do and is WELL worth the time once you
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see the losers faces when they run into the stupid fence. It'll be so funny
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when you see these ASSHOLE faggits face as they go SLAMMING into the fence, the
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chain links cutting up the car and killing the paint. Oooo what fun!!!
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4. Setting up a GREAT amount of cantrips on any road is always PHUN for the
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everyday Anarchist. Just fill the road with things like turned up nails, tacks,
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glass shards, broken windows and any other things that would pop tires and is
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sharp. This will (usually) lead to the ending of some losers tires and their
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trip. So just sit and enjoy.
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5. This little assignment that I'm about to give to do is known to the AA
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attack crew as car mauling. What you do is find a straight stretch of road
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where most people drive at a relatively slow speed. Now get about 5-7 friends
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to line up along the road. Each armed with the latest and greatest in long
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range car wrecking devices. Use things such as flaming arrows, flaming darts,
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tennis ball grenades, firebombs, eggs, smoke bombs and all sorts of VERY
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usefull things to wreck cars. Start off with things such as the eggs and tennis
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ball grenades and the firebombs. Then by the end of the road start plowing the
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losers with flaming darts and arrows. They will be in such a state of panice
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and paranoia they may just have a collision.....but we can only hope!!!
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6. Making a maze of landmines in a road will surely cause MEGA chaos to the fag
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losers who manage to come upon them. Have fun watching them blow out their
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tires as the car is nicely jolted. This will be hillarious as other cars drive
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around that car, only to stumble upon another landmine. What fun it'll be to
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take pictures of your string of stalled and unmovable cars with no working
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tires. The pigs and towing agencies 'll have a field day!!!!
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7. Instead of wasting your (ever so) precious time building land mines when you
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could just fake it??? Placing little flags all over the road with a nice words
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"LANDMINE" on them, under some of the flags you can put a landmine, and well
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just put some flags there as means of police paranoia. This will have the
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police scanning all over the place and calling in bomb squads for some help,
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this will probably cause MEGA paranoia all over the city, with stupid ass
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reports like "If you see any of these flags near you call the police
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IMMEDIATELY!!". This will be wrecking paranoia ALL OVER the city!!! So you can
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have fun by planting these stupid things EVERYWHERE, schoolyards, roads,
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parking lots and anywhere where they'll draw attention, of course you don't
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need to put mines under them, the paranoia will be enough!! And when people
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don't bother calling the pigs anymore, start putting real MINES under the
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flags....that should rekindle the flame.....oh what torment!!!
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8. Icing a particular "tight" curve with warm water in the middle of the
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morning (about 3-4 am) will certainly cause it's share of spills for the
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everyday motorist. Get a good amount of it (preferrably warm) and just douse
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any good street corner in the night, and come morning time the cars will be
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slipping and sliding like a Water Park.
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9. Using a crowbar, you and a couple friends can go down your local sidestreets
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looking for manhole covers and removing them!!! Do this from about 10 in the
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night from 3 in the morning. Cars that decide to take a "midnight stroll" along
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their street will end up taking an unexpected dip in the road. This is SO funny
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when the lame fucks can't get out, and are too tired to figure out just what
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the fuck happened!!!
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10. Making your own personal roadblocks is one of my personal favourite things
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to do, in attempt to stop traffic. Just stockpile all kinds of things along the
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front of the road. Things such as trees, sticks, lumber, signposts, small
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children and any other things that you could think of will be great for
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blocking the mechanical path. For extra fun you could wrap barb wire around the
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blockade or set it ablaze for phun!!!
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)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(GREETZ)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
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1. Kara L. - You???? Me???? Nevah!!!!
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2. Obi Wan Kenobi - Menongitis??? Hadta hurt.....
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3. Guile - T-Shirts.....hmmmm sounds wick.
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4. HLSS - Latah you lame fuckah of a skool.....
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5. HLSS Rock Ons - Yes, ALL your allowances will be comin' my way!!!
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6. Aashiish B. - I AM THE BUSINESS!!!
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7. Turner Fenton - Welcome yet another AA member!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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8. Kats - What happened???
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9. Amberlee - Don't even think about it.....HOE!!
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10. Niggaz - Pleeze....Hip Hop in the year 2000.....NOT!!!
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11. IND (Spiff) - Nice pak man.....
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12. INC - 'Nuff fake releases boyz.....
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13. D-Pac - I will RULE you!!!
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14. Grendel - Ya...you were talking about a conference???
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15. Lyd - Yer soo sad......Violent Femme right??
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16. Drone Fly - Contact me!!!
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Well, that about ends this text file. We've overworked ourselves this time
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with this pack. Already we have G R I N D E D out enough texts to release this
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pack, but we will still be cranking them out!!! But that's us at AA, we never
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stop. Here we sit in our small cubicles cranking out texts until our knuckles
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bleed (or until our chicks call), as the text drivers go by on the coveyor
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belts, whipping us to get back to work. But enough of the AA WHQ babble from
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me, you don't care about the pain we suffer as we are constantly forced to
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drive VAST amounts of texts while those asshole senior members sit on their....
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<The Anarchial Arists has been clubbed with a lead pipe this is the
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end of his text, we'll try and dig up a quote for you Anarchists.>
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-Senior Staff Note
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"Hey the schools on fire....uh oh it's dying.....GET SOME GAS QUICK!!!"
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-Anarchial Artist '94
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