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Welcome to another great Anarchy file produced by Anarchists Anonymous. We hope
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you use this file, alot...cause we use it all the time. Everything in this book
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has been done by myself or an Anarchist colleague. Enjoy, but remember. None of
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this is for informations sake, it is all to be used to crush the democratic
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and socialistic ideas in the world. It is to be used to wreak havoc on the
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unsuspecting victims that so strongly believe in the system. But we as
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Anarchists must show them that their system has loopholes and once we pick at
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them hard enough, the whole phucking system will crash. So start picking...
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ANARCHISTS AWAY!!!
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This file is a great utility for the student anarchist and is to be
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used as shown above. Don't read this file if you're just curious, like it says
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above....THIS IS FOR REAL ANARCHISTS ONLY!!!! If you're interested in Anarchy
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then fine but remember this isn't a story. The file is divided into many
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sections...so enjoy!!!
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PART ONE: A BASIC CLASSROOM
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The following are many ways to wreack havoc in the common classroom.
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1. Pull down maps are great for fun. A nice spray painted "FUCK OFF" works well.
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Or how about writing that you're teacher does chipmunks!! Of course some nice
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XXX material sure would look good behind the teacher who is as stiff as a pencil
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and hasn't been layed since the summer of love ('67). If you have access to a
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colour photo copying machine that has a blow up feature, then your porns look
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great so everyone can see (black and white won't cut it).
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2. Even though it may seem primitive and bland, the common FUCK YOU on the
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blackboard usually draws alot of attention. However, if you're really creative
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then you'll draw the teacher doing a tree or feeling up a student!
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3. An exploding pen usually works well on a teacher if he or she is writing.
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They're especially effective when the teacher is doing report cards ( a small
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delay?). Exploding pens have the best effect on picture day...just do as
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follows. Find the perfect sucker (the preppie faggot who got all dressed up
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for picture day), take his\her pencil case and take all his pens. Then put your
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exploding pen in his pencil case. By the time he's at the picture shoot. He'll
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look like a god damned oil slick!!
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4. A common class will surely react to some obscenities on the overhead
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projector.
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5. Here's a sure laugh for any slide show. Gather as many nude pictures as
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possible. Now go to a developing company and ask about having slides made. Then
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have the company develop slides of your porn. Now take out as many slide shows
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as possible. Replace some of your porno slides with the real slides. Imagine
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the classes reaction when after your art teacher clicks by the cistine chapel
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he sees a nude picture of Sizzling Shiniequa. This is made alot easier if your
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school has an audio visual room. Thats where most of the slide shows are kept.
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Just go in their sometime and make a quick switch.
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6. French classes often resort to the dictation on tape. If you can get access
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to this tape then you've got great opportunities. During a lesson it sure would
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sound good if there was a continuous wailing...or maybe a once in a while a
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small FUCK or a SHIT!!!
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7. Study a small concoction that produces an extremely revolting smell (I
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suggest the anarchists textbook or the chemists corner 1+2). Now mix up that
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certain concoction and keep it in a secure baggie. During an extremelly boring
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class take the mixture and pour it on the teachers seat, or maybe in the center
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of the room (just make sure that no one sees you).
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PART TWO: MOVIE FUN
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The following are a list of great things to do during those long boring
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classroom movies.
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1. A tripwire passalong is always fun. This is when someone brings a reel of
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fishing wire to class. They then get a bunch of friends together and during
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the movie they pass along the line, each person wraps it around desk legs,
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chairs... When the line has gone around the room two or three times tie it to
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something. Once the movie is done and someone (hopefully the teacher) stands
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up to walk around, they'll be falling everywhere. Instant laughs when you're
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teacher is lecturing someone about gum in class and she falls flat on her face.
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2. If you have access to the orders that go through to certain teachers (movie
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orders) the you've got access to a real good prank. Say you're going to be
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watching a documentary on the royal family in three days. First you have to
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get the tape. I suggest raiding the audio visual room, or by simply scoffing
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it off of the teachers desk. Now get your dads favourite porno movie. Get it
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to a nice shot (the raunchier the better), then record it onto the documentary.
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Won't it be great when during the press conference on the Charles + Di scandal
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you suddenly see two people jacking off in a cave!!
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3. Don't we all love firecrackers. Well so do teachers!!! Let's give them the
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enjoyment of a nice loud BANG during their movie!! I suggest you make some
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alterations to your black cat (they give the best bangs) before setting them
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off. To make sure it wasn't you you're gonna have to make a REALLY long wick.
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I'm not gonna go into this because they explain it in the anarchists text book
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(a must for all anarchists). I suggest a delay of at least thirty seconds or
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the teacher will know it's you. What you do is during the movie ask to go to the
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washroom. Then as you return light your black cat. Go straight to the garbage
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throw somehing (crumpled paper, tissue) in the garbage. This piece of garbage
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will be covering your black cat. In about thirty seconds you should have a HUGE
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bang. Great for results. Could end the whole class in a session of who dunnit.
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4. The common, making sounds during the movie is still effective, even though
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you were doing it in kindergarten when the movie was showing you why you should
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bathe. Enough of one annoying noise can bother any teacher...I strongly
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reccomend it.
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5. Sometimes you have a teacher who doesn't even let you leave yer seat during
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a film. Well, if you really think that the movie sucks then you can (that
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earlier morning) enter the av room (audio visual). They usually have a chart
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where all the teachers sign out av equipment. Well look for instance on vcr
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sheet #2. In period 3 (your science class) you might see Mr. Ray has signed out
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vcr #2. Now get vcr number two and fuck it up!! Switch the channels, adjust all
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toggles and if you're a real anarchist open the vcr and take something out.
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This will surely stop the viewing of squid: eight armed beauty.
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6. Constantly asking questions during a movie is a GREAT way to annoy a really
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stiff teacher. Stupid questions usually bother teachers the most. For instance
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some good questions might be: "How long is this movie" , "What's that in
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seconds?" , "How much did this cost to make?" ....you get the idea.
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PART THREE: SUPPLY TEACHERS
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Supply teachers are so much fun....joy!!!
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1. Exchanging names is always confusing to a supply teacher. For instance
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during one class I had four different names, and the teacher kept yelling at
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me for changing my name..but I told her she musn't have heard me right. Then
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I'd ask my friends (who were part of my plot) and they'd back me up. A really
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good prank is to give yourself a girls name (or a boy's if you're a girl) then
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when the supply teacher makes fun of it like, YEAH RIGHT, start getting really
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emotional and saying you're constantly being made fun of just 'cause your
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different!
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2. A supply teacher always wants to be rewarded...so why not show her your
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support with a nice old fashion wave! Arrange an ongoing wave in the class at
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a certain time..this works especially well in a room with rows of seats.
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3. Something that can drive a supply teacher crazy is ongoing watch alarms.
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At a lunch period have everyone with an alarm on their watch set it for every
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five minutes and have them set off their alarms at alternate times. With about
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25 watches there'll be an alarm about every 45 seconds...at least!!
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4. If you have a teacher that has absolutely no idea what he/she is doing then
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you can have ALOT of fun. I once had a punjabi french teacher and he had no idea
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what french was. A group of friends and I started a french conversation, which
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was absolutely garbage ('cause we blow up cars while browners study french) and
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we had no idea what we were saying...but hey, it sounded french and it worked.
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When the guy walked by one of us would look at him and ask him something in
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french. This completely embarrased him and he walked away. Once I had a teacher
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who was an ex-teacher of mine. I casually walked up to her and asked her how
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to say "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
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she was confused but she tried to answer them...and really made a fool of
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herself.
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5. Pretend to be a student who has trouble speaking english...this can create
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a HUGE translation problem. While the rest of the class is reading you can
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do something else and pretend not to understand. Unfortuanetly if the teacher
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is fluent in the nationality that you've chose then you're really screwed. So
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just don't be dumb..if the guy is Indian say you're Swedish. But if he's
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English then say something like....you can only speak Mongolian. Just use your
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common sense.
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6. Start a protest. Choose a common problem in the world today. For instance
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about one week ago David Koresh burned down his stronghold in the Waco Texas
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standoff. Get a group of friends and sit atop of some desks chanting something
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like "free the hostages" or "let in the refugees".
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7. Start a Satan rally. Even if you are the common student everyday remember,
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the supply teacher doesn't know that. I've scared the hell out of alot of
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teachers by pretending to praise Satan in class....start chants. Alot of the
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time the teachers won't stop you because they're scared of your faked
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unholiness. This is a surefire way to get out of work. Remember, if the teacher
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asks your name give him something like Sultan Of Pain, or The Black Sabbath.
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Be creative.
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8. Be stoned in class. Sure you'll look like an idiot if you stare at things
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wide eyed and in awe, but your teacher will be worried. This is not as easy as
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it looks, when someone talks to you you can't react...especially the teacher.
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Chances are someone'll try and make you laugh...if you laugh then you've phucked
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the whole prank.
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PART FOUR: THE LIBRARY
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Libraries aren't always quiet.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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1. Drawing rude and obscene pictures in encyclopedias and books are great for
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future readers of that book.
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2. How about phucking up the libraries computers. We have mac's and they're so
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easy to get at...whoops did I by accident throw that in the garbage oh well.
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But always carry a disk. If you have access to dos on your pc's then look for
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interesting files and copy them onto a disk. Then you can access them later at
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home. Even if you can't find anything remember, copy the autoexec.bat onto your
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disk. Then at home you can edit it so nothing will boot properly. Then copy
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it back onto the system...all screwed up.
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3. Stealing books is a good idea. I used to know a guy who'd get mystery books,
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read them, then rip out the part at the end where everything is revealed...this
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will really piss of some people.
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4. Get a really expensive book and sign it out in the name of your favourite
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enemy or faggot. Then keep the book or donate it to a library far away. Then
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your enemy friend will have to pay for it! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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5. Ask the librarian about a book that you supposedly heard about from a friend.
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You can give the book any name you wish because it's not a real book. But hey,
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the teachers put up with our anarchism all the time so shouldn't the librarian
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have to suffer a little?
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Conclusion:
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Well thats it for this file but like any Anarchy there's always room for
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improvement so beneath here insert any other ideas that you can think of. Thanx
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for supporting Anarchy. So remember when the bombs drop and the people die and
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the war starts and the cities fall there will only be one thing.....Anarchy.
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-Anarchial Artist
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Insert any notes you feel neccesary beneath here and only here:
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