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\ Stealing Toyota's For $$$, X-Portation, or Smash-Up-Derby /
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/ Written By: Phrenzy On: 03/09/90 Call V.M.B. (415)561-1498 \
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Well, this is probably going to be a short phile, but if you have
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the balls to go through with it (like i did), than it will be well
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worth your time!
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First of all, some Toyota's have a glitch in the lock system, which
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on older models of cars (Pre-1984), will allow you to pop the door
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and ignition relativley easily.
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Corrolla/Corona Hatchback:
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These are definitley the easiest of all toyota's to steal
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and are probably among the most commonly stolen. If you attempt to
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steal a very old Corolla/Corona you usually will have success with
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just a house-key (some would probably pop with a butter knife).
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the ignition is sometimes harder to make turn. If you want to
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take the whole car what you must do is find a key that is cut to fit
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a Toyota.. if u have a phriend that will give u a copy of his
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toyota key (yea, right) or you know somebody that used to have a toy-
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ota .. Anyway once you have a key, file down the indentations on it
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not too much but make it skinnier. Than go out and find a Toyota..
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If you try to open a Corona/Corolla early model i guarantee you will
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pop the door AND the ignition. With more desirable cars such as
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Celica's you will have more success with the older models but the
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latest i have ever stolen is a 1984 nice Celica.. The BEST toyota
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i was ever able to start and take was a '85 Supra but i only got
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one ONCE..
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Things to look out for:
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If you live in a big city, you may notice some Toyota's have
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steering locks on them. You may still raid these cars for stereo's and
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shit but chances are the owner knows about the glitch and will probably
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park his car right under his window. Of course if you see a little
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blinking red light in the car (usually on nice celica's) dont phuck
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with it unless you can out-run a bullett. Some owners that are aware
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of the glitch will remove the ignition coil from the distributer.
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so if the car doesnt start after turning it for 10 seconds run like
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hell... the owner may be listening. If you care enough to do this
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you can allways bring your own ignition coil and connect it (if you
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know how) if you don't don't bother you will be shot sitting there
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with a flashlight looking around for the hole that it goes into.
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Some owners also think they are slick by disconnecting one of the
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batterey contacts .. so if u think it is safe just pop the hood and
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re-connect it.
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Misc. Tips/Excuses:
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When you steal the car you will probably want to keep it for
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as little time as possible. If you have a chop-shop or somewhere to
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ditch the car fast take it there. If you are taking it just to drive
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around it is advised strongly to take it after 1am. and ditch it
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by 7am. In california the law states that you can not be convicted
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of Grand-Theft-Auto if the cars has not been in fact reported stolen
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by the owner at the time of the arrest.
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If you DO get pulled over and do not wish to go to jail try
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saying you we're at some bar or a party and some-guy sent you to
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the store in his car. When you are actually stealing the car if
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somebody screams 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAR!?!' just
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act like you are fucking drunk off your ass and stumble away mumbling
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'urr umm it looked like my fucking car ... OH THERE IT IS DOWN THE
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BLOCK..' or better yet BE DRUNK... it works wonders for your nerves
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.. If you are taking the car in a busy area make sure not to look
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around too much... just get in like you own the car and you are in
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a hurry!... Also DONT FUCK UP THE CAR UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO DITCH
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IT FOR GOOD!...
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Phun with Toyota's once u got them:
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Well.. most of you proably can use your imagination but here
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are some of my personal favorites.
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Smash Up Derby- Get a phriend of yours to snag one too.. go into
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a VERY deserted area and proceed to live out your
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life long fantasy of destroying a car.
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The Ghost Ride- Well.. if u live in CA .. or someother hilly area
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put the car in neutral and send it Fed-Ex down a
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one way street.. preferably the one way street is
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going up a very steep hill. Also try aiming the car
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toward a brick wall (or another car)... Attatch a
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heavy weight to the accelerator. Ta-Da!!!!
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The Hazzard - Take the car to a busy intersection with a blind turn
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where people usually fly hella fast around it..
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make sure it is clear... Turn off lights in the
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car and lock all the doors .. and pull the parking
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brake... RUN. If you are lucky you will get some
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Botch (see the phrenzy dictionary(Botch= Varsity
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football player/Spoiled Rich suburbanite brat/
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Wanna-be marine/anybody named Biff,Lance,Brent,
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or Johnny)) on a Ninja or an Eliminator Motorcycle
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doing about 80 on the turn with his Sally (the
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slut that hangs off biffs arm cause he has money/
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usually named Sally/Muffy/Bitchcuntslutwhore)
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On the back of the motorcycle do a nice endo into
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the strategically placed Toyota.. and glide head over
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heels abrubtly .. and then slammed on to the pavement
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to receive a fury of friction burns(concrete body
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massage) and then be left a shapeless bloody pulp
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in the middle of the road. ... =WHOOPSIE!!=
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The Job Taker - Park in some guys driveway sideways or back in to
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it and press against the garage door (do this late
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at night with the lights off obviously) then lock up
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the car pull the brake (so they cant tow it) and
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leave it there ... he will probably not notice it
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until the lame fuck is already a few minutes late for
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work and then will be fired for the in excusable
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absence...
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Conclusion:
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Anyway this file is not much good if you are a 13 year old
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rodent that just sits at home and thinks he is a hardened criminal
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because he uses codes/trades warezzzzzz. this file is for people that
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realize that a Toyota taken is a Toyota EARNED!... anyway call
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Phrenzy's Phreakline VMB (415)561-1498 ... if there is a wierd
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recording or a out of order recording just press pound and it will
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let you leave a message post codez if u want and i will circulate the
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received inpho daily!. So have phun with your new cars i hope you have
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many new doors opened for you.
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CLAIMER:
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T TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY FOR ANYONE THAT DOES NOT FUCK PEOPLE
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OVER WITH THIS FILE. I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PUSSY-
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LAME RODENTS THAT ARE AFRAID OF REAL PHUN!... SO IF U DONT USE
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THIS FILE FOR WHAT ITS TRULY MADE FOR I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE! IF
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YOU *DO* STEAL CARS .. I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSABILITY AND JUST REFER
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THE VICTIM TO MY VOICE MAIL BOX SO I CAN SHOW THEM HOW SORRY I AM
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WITH A 72 PAGE ALLIANCE BILL.
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T H E E N D
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ELLLLLLL - EIGHT - AREEEE
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- Phrenzy -
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Call Rip-Co (312)528-5020!
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