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How to Create Anarchy with OTHER peoples cars!
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ANOTHER Wonderful Text file, By GODZILLA!!!
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Hello, And welcome to another one of my "Your brain on drugs" Zillafiles.
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I would like to start this file, "How to create anarchy with other peoples
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cars" with my typical disclaimer.. I Godzilla, am not responsible for ANYTHING
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you would happen to do with this, or any of the contents of this file. This
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file is for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only.
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There, now that i have gotten THAT out of the way, let me tell you what i
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hope to acomplish with this file.. Have you ever wanted to get even with
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someone who has a car, and you cant actually get the PERSON, so you decide
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to get the car? And you realize that you dont have ANY idea as to what to
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do? Well, this file is for YOU then. All the methods i am about to discuss
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work. Some work quite well, others dont. I will go into full details about
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how well they work. Withg this file, you should be able to do evrything
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from "Piss someone off" to what could be deemed as MASSIVE financial
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damage, most with no risk to you, the anarchist.
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Here we go!!
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1) Put superglue in the victims locks of his car. This is both cheap, fast,
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and easy. And is HIGHLY effective, simply buy 1 tube of superglue <$1 at any
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hardware store> for each lock on the victims car. Be sure not to forget the
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trunk! The victim will not be able to even get his key in the door! Let
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alone turn it! The victim will THEN be forced to A)call a locksmith
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<$75-$100>, break a window <$50-200>.. Those are the ONLY options. This is
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also one of my personal favorites.
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2) Make him shiver and chimmy as he drives down the road! This is a real
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good one in that the victims car will not be able to go over 15 mph once you
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get done. Materials needed are a> a gallon jug of water b> a valve stem
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removing tool <$2 hardware store>. What you do, is 1. flatten the guys tires
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via ust letting the air out of the tire. 2. remove the stems fro the tire.
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3. pour about 2-4 cups of water into each tire. 4. put valve stems back into
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each tire... Thats it! the victim will think that someone just let the air
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out of his tires, and will blow them back up. The problem arises in that
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when he starts to drive, the water will slosh around so badly that he will
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not be able to drive the car. he will have to go to a shop and have them
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remve the tires from the rims and pour the water out. <$5-$10 per wheel> And
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THAT is assuming he doesnt ruin the tire on the way to having the water
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taken out!!
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3) Make him think his car/truck/van/vehicle is fucked up! This one is both
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cheap, fast,quit, and AWSOME. The first step you must do is visit a auto parts
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store, and ask for sticky backed tire balancing weights. They usually cost
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anywhere from $4 to $10, depending on size and location. the best size to use
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is 1/2 ounce. and try to get them as flat as possible. You will also need a
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small peice of sandpaper. What you do is get one weight, and crawl
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underneith the victims car. Find the driveshaft. For those of you who have
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no idea what a drive shaft is, it is the long rod that goes tfrom the back
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of the transmission to the rear axle. <Oh, by the way, this one only works
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on rear wheel drive vehicles> Sandpaper all the road grime off a little
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section of the shaft, and stick te weight on. Thats it. What this wil ldo is
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make the vehicle seem, when driving, that all the tires are out of balance.
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The vicim will more than likely take his car to a shop to have his tires
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balanced, and nothing will help, at least not until they examine the car
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real closely.
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4) Blow the victims engine and cripple the driver <possibly> in the process.
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I dont really reccomend this one for the simple reason that it is likely to
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cause injury. But if YOU dont mind that, this is the file for you. What you
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do, is visit you r local hobbie store, and shell out $20 or so for "Rc glow
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fuel" What this is, is concentrated fuel for r\c cars/boats/planes etc..
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Simply pour the entire gallon into the victims gas tank. thats it. What this
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will do, is after about 2-3 minutes of the car running, the r/c fuel will
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cause the victims caar to rev uncontrolably, to the point that the engine
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melts. <Yes, melts>.. if the poor sap is in gear at the time, and doesnt do
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anything to overcome this problem <Shift into neutral> the car will speed up
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as fast as the engine will allow it. Neither the brakes nor turning off the
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car will help. Because either way, the engine is toast. Even if he slams the
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car into neutral ,the engine is still toast. The costs for the victim
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<minimum costs> are a new engine <$200-$10000, depending on car> a new fuel
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system <$50-$400> a tow truck <$50-$250>.. Other costs that may be
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happenin.. Hospital bills <$ Unlimited>.. Funeral bills <$2k-$20k>..
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Use this particular section with EXTREME care. This is no longer a game!
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<grin>
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I have a few more things you are able to do, but they arent to complex, and
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alot of them are old, overused, lame and downright stupid. I am not going to
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go into long detail with them, and I hope you have the brains to easily
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figure them out. It shouldnt be to hard.
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1. Put a handful of bullets into his muffler <as far up as you can>
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2. Superglue his wipers to his windsheild.
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3. Slash his tires
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4. Put sugar into his gas tank
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5. Drop a marble into his oil filler <on top of the engine>
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6. If his window is open, Pee on his seats!
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7. Epoxy his windows into there full upright position.
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8. Loosen all the lugnuts on his wheels.
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9. Put a rag into his gas hole, and light it on fire.<Then RUN!!!>
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10. Get under the car, and drain his oil. <blows engine>
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11. Look behind the right front tire. Locate brake lines. Cut them.
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Thats all I have right now, i appreciate you reading this, and hopefully
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you arent using these, just reading them and using them for entertainment
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puposes. <Yeah, right>. Be on the lookout for MORE "Your brain on Drugs"
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Zillafiles (tm) coming soon. If you need to get a hold of the author, he can be
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reached at the Following Place.
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The Citadel BBS (305)785-4038 E-mail Godzilla
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Infinate Darkness (305)561-3877 " "
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Oh, and please, Dont edit, change, or Mutilate this file without the permission
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of the author. <I can be gotten on the above bbs's> However, feel free to
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distribute this file anywhere you want, as long as it is in its full, unedited,
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unmolested, way you see it now. Thank you .
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12-08-91 a "Your Brain on Drugs" Production. a "Zillafile!!"
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