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HANDBOOK OF THE BRITISH CONTRABAND SMUGGLER
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PART_1: FAKE ID AQUISITION
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BY THE ELUSIVE MR.CHEUNG
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As an international contraband smuggler it will always be important for
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you to be in possesion of alternative ID. Of all the ID in England, the single
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most important document - apart from a passport - is a full driver's license. It
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is the most common form of ID requested by police or other government official
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but a provisional driving license is far easier and quicker to get and in most
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cases will be enough to satisfy most people. In fact since the full license can
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take as long as six months it may be the only choice available to you. For the
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smuggler it isn't strictly neccessary to have a driving license since having a
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car means more bureacracy in the UK and greater risks of being caught out. Here
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is explained how to get hold of the only four forms of ID you really need: the
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birth certificate, provisional driving license and visitor and or full passport.
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The Birth Certificate
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Many methods outlining UK fake ID aquisition tend to list the documents
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out of order. It is most important to select an identity before you go about
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requesting documents to support it. The best method in England for obtaining an
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identity is "ghosting". Basically you take over where a dead person "left off".
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First you have to find a suitable identity to adopt. Suitability is only
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governed by nationality, sex and most importantly age. The age of the candidate
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at his or her death should be as young as possible. The best are those under 16
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but 18 is really the limit. The reason for this is that someone of that age is
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unlikely to have generated any major criminal or debt records. The persons age
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should be within a few years of your own. There are two ways to search for your
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new identity. You can either search tombstones in graveyards (no thanks) or use
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the microfiche to view old newspaper obituary columns - this is probably the
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best method.
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Second you must now apply at the local registry office for a duplicate
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birth certificate. There is usually a small fee (about 8 quid or so) for this.
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It is best to apply to the office where the person was born if you can find it
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out since fewer details are required. Otherwise expect to be asked for: name,
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place of birth, father's name and the mother's maiden name (you can usually get
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away without knowing this one). If asked why you want it say you need it so you
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can get a passport or medical card. If the clerks at the office are suspicious
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for some reason it's best to explain that it's for a friend who was too busy to
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get it himself.
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You will need the actual certificate and not a photocopy of it when you
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apply for your passport. This process is so simple - no cross-referencing - the
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only risk is that the certificate might have been stamped 'deceased' at the time
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of death - this is highly unlikely though. Once you have the birth certificate
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you are halfway there - now you have your identity.
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Provisional Driving License
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As mentioned before this is a very cool document to have. No checks are
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made of applicants and so no supporting documents are required. All you do is
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go to the post office and fill in the form and send it to the DVLC in Swansea
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along with the fee (about 20 quid). In about a month you'll get the license and
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that's all you have to do. It doesn't require a photo either making it a very
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simple exercise.
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You will ofcourse need an address where they can post this and other
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documents to. One way is to open a 'rent-a-mailbox' service. Look in LOOT (the
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London free ads paper) or Exchange and Mart for one of these. They are not too
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expensive (2-5 quid a week). Another method is to rent a room in a guest house/
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hotel - the advantage with guest houses is that they hardly ever ask for any
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form of ID and you just pay in cash weekly or monthly. Much more expensive but
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you get reasonable accomodation at the same time. Both methods are satisfactory
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and the mailbox owners don't ask for any ID either.
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There, now you have two forms of fairly good ID and you haven't really
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done much hard work to get them.
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Passport aquisition
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If your work merely involves travelling 'friendly' parts of Europe then
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you may as well just get a one year visitor passport. You can get one same-day
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at a post office simply by walking in and filling in a form. By using your two
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forms of ID you will have no trouble at all getting the passport. Now you can't
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say that was hard. With your three forms of ID you can now roam a large chunk of
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Europe without any trouble authorities. The visitor passport at present allows
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you to travel to the following places:
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ANDORRA
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AUSTRIA
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BELGIUM
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BERMUDA
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DENMARK
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FINLAND
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FRANCE (+CORSICA)
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GERMANY
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GIBRALTAR
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GREECE
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ICELAND
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ITALY (+SICILY, SARDINIA, ELBA)
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LIECHTENSTEIN
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LUXEMBOURG
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MALTA
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MONACO
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NETHERLANDS
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NORWAY
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PORTUGAL (+MADERIA, AZORES)
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SAN MARINO
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SPAIN (+BALEARICS & CANARY ISLES)
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SWEDEN
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SWITZERLAND
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TUNISIA
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TURKEY
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If you require a full passport to travel worldwide then the process has
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a slight twist unfortunately. The forms are not as difficult as they look but
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you will need to find referees. These should be people like doctors, teachers,
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lawyers and suchlike persons. It's not always that simple to get these people to
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falsify documents for financial reward so you may wish to falsify this part. If
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you want to falsify the referees you should gain real information on people and
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fill in the sections of the forms that they are meant to with their actual names
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and addresses and professions: (they are usually checked you see). Submit your
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application in summer when the offices are overworked and often do not have the
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time to cross-reference and often don't write to these people for confirmation.
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If you do falsify the form you MUST use the 'rent a mailbox' method described
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earlier. Though this time open two mailboxes and have one forward to the second
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for extra security (they will almost always do this but it may cost a little bit
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more than simply holding your mail). That way if you are rumbled then Special
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Branch shouldn't be able to track you down. But if you follow the method shown
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here then you shouldn't come across any problems. Don't worry if it gets messed
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up just start over again using new identity and mailboxes. The filth don't put
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photos of fraudulent passport applicants on Crimewatch you know!
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Well now you have all the ID you're going to need as a smuggler. That's
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the easy bit over. Now you must put your ID to work.....
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IN PART_2 - TRICKS OF THE TRADE
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A MEGA-ANCHOVY PRODUCTION, MEGA-ANCHOVY II BBS - PART OF THE PALM BEACH DATA NET
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