61 lines
1.9 KiB
Solidity
61 lines
1.9 KiB
Solidity
HOW TO BE A COMPLETE BASTARD - SOLUTION - TYPED BY VAXALON - 1994
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If you're trying to make the letters at the bottom of the screen light up,
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then what you need to do is...
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Go to the coat in the hall, get the pen and stab someone with it.
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Cover somebody in either toothpaste, washing up liquid, shaving foam, paint,
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oil, itching powder or sneezing powder.
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Put icecubes in someones undies.
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Tie someone up with hose.
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Spray a man with perfume.
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Put a plant pot on somebodys head (but not yours).
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Put a pillowcase on somebodys head (again, not yours).
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Spill wine down someone's neck.
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Squash a potato on a mans head.
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Or if your drunk, you'll get your letters lit up if you....
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Take the Tyre and put it over someone's head.
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Shock someone with a battery charger.
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Put worms down a girls neck.
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Put a bucket over someone's head.
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Put soapsuds down someones someones neck.
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Cut girls hair with shears.
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For extra points......
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Make stink bombs from the chemistry set.
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Squash the soap.
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Set the dogs mess on the ground.
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Set the spider on the ground.
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Pretend to be a ghost with sheet and talc.
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Set fire to or smash all the furniture.
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Put the 3d specs on.
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Read the comedy book.
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Eat the furry pet.
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Drink some of the 'Monster get pissed quick' lager.
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Play the piano.
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Throw the brick.
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Throw the dart at the wall.
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Throw or smash the umbrella.
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Get drunk on stock of booze.
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Squeeze your zits.
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Eat the Curry.
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Throw the chicken and the pizza.
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Break the toothbrush.
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If you've had a bit too much of the strong stuff and need sobering up....
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Drink some black coffee.
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Drink the medicine in the bathroom cabinet.
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DO NOT....
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Eat any cigarettes, coleslaw, burgers, sausages or crisps.
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Fart in the kitchen.
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Drink the weed killer.
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Eat any pills.
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Kill someone with chainsaw or razorblade.
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Open umbrella inside (you'll turn into an oven?)
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Reset the computer. |