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The Complete Guide of:
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Laying a girl V 1.1
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Table of contents:
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A. Purpose of the guide
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B. The first meets
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C. Phase I. - "I like you"
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D. Phase II. - The body language
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E. Phase III. - Actually doing it
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A. Purpose of this guide.
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Firstly, this isn't a joke guide. All the methods described
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here are working, and with not too much difficulties.
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Don't expect that you will be able to lay a girl in one week.
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Not with this guide anyway. If you have the time, patience, and
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some manners, you will succeed.
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I don't pretend to be a big expert in girls; I'm not.
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But after some experience with them, I can provide you some
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information that can help you, with the first moves between
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he's and her's business.
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I will happily update this guide and improve it, with your
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help, of course. Please send me comments and please help to make
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it better.
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The editor,
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John Smith, Boston
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contact: in every BBS around...
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Dedicated to Limor, who helped me to compile it
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without even knowing it...
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B. The first meets
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I believe you have a girlfriend you can experiment with.
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If you don't, find one. For those purposes, every mid looking
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girl will suit. Every one can owe a girlfriend, and it's not
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the time and place to explain how to reach one. (maybe in the
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next "completed guide of...").
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If you don't have a girlfriend yet, at least try to achieve
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a meet with one.
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If you want to continue seeing this girl you have to remember
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the following:
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* Don't make a physical connection on the first dates
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(don't kiss her goodbye and don't hug her )
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* Let her talk. If she has a lot to say - just listen.
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A node with the head and some leading questions will do.
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* If she is permanently silent you can always ask her about:
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- herself (hobbies ext.)
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- school (although it seems to be boring, you can talk
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hours on this subject)
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- her musical prefers (If she mentions an artist that
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you dislike, don't show it to her. Just hide it.
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- tell her about yourself.
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- ask her if she knows x & y from her school.
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- and the most important: don't answer with yes or no.
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those above are chat-stoppers. Expand you speech.
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- tell her jokes
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- remember to have a lot of humour - they like it.
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- very important : don't be serious.
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- Mind your manners: don't talk rudely nor curse.
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- smile : release the tense.
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If all the above fail, and you can't find common language
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with her, you Probably won't keep with her long time.
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* Where to go at the first time:
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- movie (let her choose, but don't insist on doing so)
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You can talk about the movie latter.
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Pay for you both. (as it's obvious). If she's ok, she
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will insist on paying on herself.
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- go for a walk
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- meet at one of your homes. (It's better on her home - she'll
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feel more relaxed and free)
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- party : if available
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- School - only if you learn in the same school
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* If you enjoyed her company, tell her so. Tell her that you
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enjoyed, and you want to see her again. Before the end of
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the meet, fix yourselves a new date (fix it on the same evening)
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exchange telephones, ofcourse.
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* Flatter her, but know your limits. Flatter to her nice sides.
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(Every one has some). Tell her how nice she is.
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Flatter to her looks (If you at least find her attractive).
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Don't say to her "You are the most beautiful girl I ever so"-
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It sounds non-natural.(She's Probably not.)
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* If she plays (love-games) a little - please understand.
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we'll close the bills later...
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* Don't bother her with too much telephone calls. Be cool
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at the first meets, or she'll take advantage over you.
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Show her you interested, but not desperate.
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How will you know if you are friends or not?
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here are some ways:
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- Hear what her girlfriend thinks about your connection.
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(For instance: If she meets her girlfriend in the street,
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and the above askes if she is your girlfriend - hear what
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she says (it's an embarrassing moment - from experience...)
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- Enter phrases that assume that she is you girlfriend in
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your talkes to her. (not infront of her and your friends)
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See how she react to those statements.
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The first physical connection. There are two ways establishing it:
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* The spontaneous way: Kiss her goodbye (not in the first
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date - she'll appreciate it if you'll have patience.)
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In the following date take you hands together.
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It's very romantic.
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Dance with her in one of your homes. Dance is a kind
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of hug, and it the middle of this slow song - kiss here.
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(she might be shy in public, so understand her,
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and do this critical steps in public garden or other
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quiet place.)
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* The non-spontaneous way: Lead her to non-public and
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quiet place (i.e. garden) look in her eyes and silent
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for a moment or so. She, understanding the moment, will
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silent too. Approach her head with yours, and gently
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kiss her a few times on her mouth. Hug her.
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(BTW, this the recommended way).
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By this time, if she is with you, you'll understand that she
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likes your company. If she didn't, you won't reach that stage.
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If she likes you (or love you - in the better case), she would
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more then hugs and kisses -- but don't hurry. You should have
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patience. You should reach the bed only by small steps.
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C. Phase I - "I like you"
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You (both) will start to say compliments to each other.
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Don't say you love her if you don't feel anything to her.
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Choose the right moment of doing so.
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Imagine the situation: You tell her "I Love you.". She, likes
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you very much, but the way to love is still long.
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She will be in shocking situation. If she'll say "I love you too"
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and she doens't mean it - you will both leave in lie.
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If she'll be silent, you will Probably have bad feelings --
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"She doesn't love me at all.."
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You can say to her "I like you/your looks/your style."
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This isn't strong as "love". Love is very strong word.
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Don't use it when not needed.
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Some guys say to their girls that they love them -
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They think she will jump to the bed right a way.
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Although she will try to show you her greetings, don't expect
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to much. She's just a girl, and if she is between younger then 16.
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she's Probably virgin.
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Bring her flowers & presents some time - it will mean very much
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to her. If you like to write, write her love letters.
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Bring her audio cassette with love songs - she'll remember you
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and connect you to them.
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D. Phase II The body language
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You are now on the kings way.
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You should talk about sex by this time. Ask her what she thinks
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about it. (Don't involve doing sex with YOU). Ask her about
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sex generally. Ask her what is the appropriate age for doing it.
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Start investigating her body - only in one of your homes.
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After you kiss her you should get to a situation where
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you are laying one infront of another (on the bed)
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Let your hand travel over her body Don't touch between her
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legs - do the things in the order below.
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Sneak you hand under her skirt and pat her back.
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If she wears a bra put you hand under the stripe (the one
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above her back - but don't open it - let your hand travel under
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the bra surface and forward to her tits. Don't touch hard there -
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it hurts. If she resists get you hand out of there quickly.
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We will continue later with this. Give her 10 minutes of rest
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from the last event. Talk about something else.
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(Remember - Don't ask her why she resists. Just ignore.)
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Another area you should quest is her ass. Pat it gently -
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Stack you hand gently under her trousers and move your hand
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more deeply every time. She'll Probably resist or do sounds
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of disagreement. Remember - Even if she says she's not -
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She like your touches there. By this time you should be friends
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for 1-2 months or so - you know each other enough for those
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games.
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After few meets doing the above, you can try removing her bra.
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The fastest you do it-the better she won't say anything.
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Don't ask her too remove it by herself - You're on you own now.
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after you opened it, don't ask her to totally remove it
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(not at the first time, at least).
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Now it's a very important moment. Remember to close the
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lights, and get blanket from somewhere. Move you hand down to the
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area of her cunt. (all with clothes, of course).
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Pat her near it - but don't touch it directly. She'll bag in
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her mind from you to do it. After a few minutes of doing so,
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(Don't forget to kiss her all the times...she's not a sex machine)
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Move your hand directly to there. You might feel some bones there
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(and by this time you are wondering where the hall is)
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Don't ask her if it's good to her. It is. Your touch there
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is just like an electrical shock - it's very pleasuring.
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If she's OK, she will do the same to you, so you will both
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feel perfect understand of each other. She might resist to your
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touch, but -believe me- if you'll stop toucing there for a meet
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or so, she will curse herself. The next time you'll try -
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you won't hear a hiss.
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Now...open her trousers. If she'll resist ask her what she
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afraids from. What can possibly happen?
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Start patting her cunt harder and with circulating movements.
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(she is still with her underwear -- don't remove it!)
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Have patience and control yourself.
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If she'll like what you are doing there, and she's OK,
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she will do the same to you. Don't hide your erect penis.
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You can't. But she'll will be amazed from the quick reaction...
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Now your hand is there - circulating over her underwear.
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The best way of directly touching it is to "accidently"
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insert a finger under her underwear. (Do it from her legs side)
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She want resist...don't insert a finger in the hole -
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It can hurt even if she isn't virgin. Remove you fingers from
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there and insert full hand from her stomach side.
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Lay your forehand on her hair, and let the fingers play a little
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down there. Try to locate her clitoris - this is the mega power
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station of emotions... (Open the little lips of her cunt and
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travel up until they meet (the lips) there should be there
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an small organ (About 2-3 cm) - remember:Don't touch there to
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long - it is the most enjoying organ there, but it's not the only.
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Don't forget to kiss her all the times. You can lick her tits
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nipples (not all the girls will let you doing so in that stage)
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Kiss her under her neck and lick her hear.
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Continue touching her there. The lights are off, but try to
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look if her eyes are closed. If they are - she's enjoying.
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If not, continue patting her there - her eyes will be closed
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immediately.
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Try to concentrate on her (girls like attention) but if she
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wants to pleasure you let her doing so. Remember - don't expect
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to much from her. You are the leader in the bed.
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Try to give her an orgasm. A few minutes of direct squeezes
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at her clitoris will do. If it doesn't - ask her what will make
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her good there. Let her instruct you, but don't insist on it.
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If she has a serial of convulsions - she reached it (with your
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help of course). After that she will feel free to do it to you...
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After the next meet she will take a talk with you. She'll say
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that she don't like what you've reached ("..I think we are getting
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to much close to it..."). Ask her "What do you afraid of??
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You had fun didn't you? Look. I don't rowing anywhere.
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I don't know if I want to it yet (I mean full sex)".
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She'll be convinced. She won't start with it when you are doing so-
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she have to much pleasure...
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You are both naked now, beside of your underwear (I hope).
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Now - lay on her.
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Curse the existence of your lower underwear - Loudly.
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Lay her on her back. Massage her for 10 minutes. Kiss her back.
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Now - Remove her underwear completely - she'll fill safe
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because she is on her stomach. (No danger of actual intercourse).
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Remove your pants. Lay on her (She still upside down -remember?)
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She will Probably feel great and hot. Rub your penis against her
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ass chicks. Say to her "would you like me to take some safety
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percations?". She'll say "What do you mean?" answer her:
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"I almost finished...".
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Pull a condom from somewhere (I bet it waited a long time...)
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and put it. Lay again over her and make some moves. Now - Rotate
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her so she'll lay on her back again. Lay over her. Fiddle with her
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cunt a little and try to insert your penis.
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If she'll say "don't insert" - say "ok", wait and retry.
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If it doesn't enter, open her lips with your two hands and try
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again. If she is virgin, it will Probably hurt her a little
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so please be patient and if you are powerful, wait for the next
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meet. (In the next meet throw your parents of your house for the
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day). If it still hurts her, try to expend her virgin membrane
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with your fingers. (There IS a hole there - even if she is totally
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virgin. All you have to do is expend it a little).
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Congratulations....
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What if it doesn't work - There are few possibilities:
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- You tried to move too forward with not too much time.
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- She's totally cold (Frigid). Find someone else.
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- She isn't ready yet. Convince her. "What do you have to loose?"
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remember that you must make yourself credit from hers side
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- She is afraid of pregnancy : Wait, or convince her that you
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will take a reliable anti-pregnancy device. (Tell her that
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you'll take condoms; If she's virgin, this is the only
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possibility).
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If she is totally afraid, but want to try sexual intercourse,
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convince her to take anti-pregnancy pills.
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It is vey hard for anyone to admit befor a strange person
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that you're making sexual intercoures; try to understand.
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BTW, the doctors usually don't "insert hands" today.
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(They just test blood pressure and heart beat rate)
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She will give you examples of girls that she READ about that
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used anti-pregnancy devices that failed; tell her "Did you hear
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about all the intercourses which didn't end with pregnancy ?"
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and "Why are you so negative about it? it's positive thing!"
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- If all above fails and she still don't want it, wait.
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or....merry her...
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All the procedure described here (From totally start) Should
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Take about 3 months. If you're thinking that you are moving
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to quick, slow the rate.
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John Smith.
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