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Filename: Guide to Being a Pimp
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Your guide to become a Pimp
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By The Flash
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01/04/86
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The first thing that you must do is decide that this is the thing for
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you and that you will be able to handle this responsibility. Things that you
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need to get or have is access to a motel or some good form of shelter in which
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to house the items for sale. Next you should be located close to a large city
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and have many contacts with students such as college or high school level.
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You have to be in possession of an automobile. This is extermly necessary for
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transportation of girls and you to get to partys. You must have understanding
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parents that will let you leave the house on weekdays during late hours but not
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later than 12 at night. Drug dealers; they are a big help in recruting the
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girls. Girls that need some money to pay for their drug habbits are easy
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targets. They will do anyhing to keep the supply of whatever that they are
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hooked on continuing. [All children under the age of 18 and even 12 ar good
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targets to take advantage of if they have drug habbits.] Tell your local pusher
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that when he sells his goods that he should refer any young and fairly good
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looking girls to you for some extra cash. [They will jump at the offer.]
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employer. DO NOT TAE FREE SAMPLES!! The girls will only feel intimidated. You
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what he thought.
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Could the girl do better?
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Will she improve with practice?
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Did she resest only in the beginning, or also later?
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What is your total over-all feeling of her?
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Can you spread the word around about my services?
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Thank You... See you again!
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Once that you have a clientell set-up and a good list of girls, have a
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Data-Base like Apple Works keep track of appointments and other things. If you
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decide to continue with the bussiness, invest in Real Estate. That will also
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pay-off in the end! Open up a descrete Whore-House.
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This is NO joking matter, this is the exact thing that you should do.
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If you decide that drug pushing is a better money maker, then do it, but
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whatever you do, don't do what you sell. It is allways better that you do not
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sample what you sell!!! Allways remember this! That was the down-fall of some
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friends that I knew that had a few bussiness like that of which we are refering
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to.
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The final thing that you should do, to keep your investment going, is to
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allways have the girls checked-up weekly. You do not want any deseases going
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around. That may hurt you reputation.
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Keep it clean, don't sample what you sell, and be curtios to the customer. If
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you follow what I have told you, you will be able to relax in luxury in just a
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year or less and afford anything that you want. This is what we call capitol
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gain, something like Monopoly...
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Later,
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The Flash
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Your Guide to Pimping
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by The Flash (C) 1986
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Part 1 of How to Make
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Money the Illegal Way
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Part 2 of How to Make Money the Easy Way
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By The Flash
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Well, I think that the next best thing to being a pimp is a drug dealer
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This is a more dangerous way to make money because you are dealing with more
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dangerous people. To start it off, you must find your way to being a dealer
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through other dealers. You have to get contacts and find out where your local
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dealer is getting his stash from. I am not an expert on this subject but once
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you get the connections all you have to do is be carefull of gready dealers that
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do not want to share customers with you. The best place to pass off a few drugs
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the you have been stocking up on, is the good ole' PARTY!!! This is the best
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place that you can sell all kinds of things to everyone. Don't be afraid of the
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cops in just the average friday night party, they are only there when they make
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themselves noticable. When you see a few cop cars drive up to the house or
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whatever, get rid of your stash if the situation looks real bad. Don't worry
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about loosing a few bucks. It is much better to loose a little illegal money
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than it is to get cought with it and the dope. If the party gets raided, and
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they usually do, get the hell out of there via the back door leading into the
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backyard. You must not run right to the cops who are o in the front of the
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place. Get going to the neighbor's yard and keep going.
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The party is a very good place to make a few bucks when you have gotten
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a supplyer. Remember what I said about the first file... Don't do what you
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sell, it will only get you fucked-up.
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Later,
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The Flash
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Guide to Drug Dealing
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By The Flash (c) 1986
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Part 2 of How to Make
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Money the Illegal Way
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GUIDE TO PICK-POCKETING
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By The Flash
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Part 3 of How to Make Money
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the Illegal Way
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(C) 1986
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Here's the third part of a series. I think that I will start to write a
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book on the subject.
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The best place to find victims are in incredibally crouded places someplace
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like a concert or a movie the theater, someplace that is dark or something. I
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have found that the movies during everyone is leaving and bumping against
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everybody. I also like the Factory of Nightmares, a holloween festival. The
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only good concerts to hit are New-Wave, Pop or Jazz concerts because you don't
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want to fuck with a bug ass punker that has 20 friends that can beat the shit
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out of you.
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Once you have found a target (victim), approach him or her. Wallets are
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easy prey and in my opinion, are much easier to get. Besides, the male usually
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carries more cash with him. Don't go for purses unless you have some sissors to
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cut the strap connected to the purse (this makes it much easier.) Well, if your
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victim is male and carries a wallet, push him away from you while you are
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holding on to his wallet. Kinda fake that you bumped into him on accident;
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well, you know. This way, he moved and his wallet didn't, it will still be in
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your grimy little hands. HA HA.... He won't even feel it. If you are just
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begining, quickly drop the wallet on the floor, and put your foot over it. If
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the man turns around, just say if he asks about it, "Ohhh, looky there... Is
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this your wallet that just feel out of ya pocket? WOW what do you know!!" You
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will be off the hook. Later, and have fun;
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The Flash
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