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WAYS TO KILL/TORTURE
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A SLUG
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BY: DIzzIE <20>1999!
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This file contains exactly what the title says (as usual)
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1. Put a firecracker under it.
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2. Smash it with a hammer (might get kinda messy)
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3. Boil it (really cool, the slug's skin begins bubbling and popping)
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4. Put it in the microwave (POP!)
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5. Give it a bath in acid (sulfuric acid will be best)
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6. Spray it with household oven cleaners
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7. Spray it with spray paint (look mommy a neon-orange slug!)
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8. Poke holes in it with a nail (the slug starts leaking black stuff)
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9. Cut of parts of it (the antlers, the tail)
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10. Tie the slug to 2 bent trees, then unbend the trees, ripping the slug in 2.
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11. Make a slug milkshake, yummmmmmmmmy!
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12. Put the slug in the freezer for a while.
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13. Put the slug in melted gold, when it hardens you'll have a slug paperweight.
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14. Tape the slug to a bowling ball and role it down a steep street
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15. Give it to a hungry homeless person.
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16. Make it listen to country music, (don't be surprised if the slug hangs itself)
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17. Shove it up a cat's arsehole.
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18. Get one of those basketball pumps with the needles and pump up the slug to get a slug balloon!
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19. Get little pieces of plastic, set them on fire, and drop them on the slug.
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20. Get a syringe and fill it with nitroglycerin, then inject it into the slug and insert a little fuse into the slug. You've just made a slug bomb.
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21. Put the slug in a washer/dryer. Remember, a clean slug is a good slug.
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22. Put the slug in the garbage disposal (get a towel ready).
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23. Sprinkle salt on the slug, and watch it shrink.
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24. Flush it down the toilet, and away it'll go.
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25. Tape it to a tennis ball/soccer ball/golf ball/baseball/basket ball/hockey puck, and play the sport. FORE!!!
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26. Tie it to a giant speaker and turn the volume way up.
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27. Put a shotgun right next to the slug and fire, then see if you can find any pieces of the slug.
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28. Tie the slug to a stick and put the stick in the middle of a red and hill, pour honey over the slug.
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Email me/fax me at xcon0@yahoo.com, 1-559-663-4067
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