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SURVIVING AS A MARKED CITIZEN
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When you commit any crime, and the police know you did
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it, the government marks you. Your picture and
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personal information are on every database in the U.S.
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almost instantly. If a cop sees you and decides to run
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a check for any tiny reason, your warrant will come up
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and you'll be busted. But people who commit crimes
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can live a psuedo-normal lifestyle without looking over
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their shoulders every second. These people are known as
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being "marked" meaning once you do something wrong, you
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are branded for life by the police until they catch you.
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But my document will teach you how to never get caught,
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no matter what crime you commit.
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I'm assuming its serious enough that you'll be willing
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to move around alot to stay out of jail. Here are my
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guidelines. Stick to these for the rest of your life
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and you won't ever be put in the slammer for what you
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did.
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1. Obey all road rules:
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too many crime lords have been screwed over by
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simply not wearing their seat belt and getting
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the ID check.
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2. No more bars!
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From the moment you commited your crime, you
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gave up the freedom of going anywhere where
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you have to show your license or ID. It may be
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better to cut up all forms of ID you have, so
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you don't forget and screw yourself over a mai-
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tai.
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3. Pay your taxes!
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You still need to pay your taxes even if you are
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living as marked. Otherwise your evasiveness
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will stop when its time to pay your taxes and
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you'll be charged with failure to do so.
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Always, always change your address AND place of
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employment directly after paying your taxes, as
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you do have to give that info to the government
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which is like saying "hey, Im right here, catch
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me!".
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4. Get a job under the table
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You can't have a job anymore because you need to
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give the employer your social security number.
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Find a job where you get paid cash under the
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table, there are some out there.
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5. Establish a new ID
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Get a fake ID, and change your name, at least
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unofficially. Also, there are some great text-
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files on how to get a new ID (completely) in the
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U.S. that you can find on the internet.
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Good luck and good running!
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ENDER
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