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HOW TO KILL ANNOYING FAMILY MEMBERS
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by lovelie18
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im not responsible for this shit so if the police find out about the dead bodies, dont blame me.
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if you love your family and all why the hell are you reading this???
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you might hate your siblings because they get everything. you might hate your parents because they piss you off. everybody wants to kill their family sometime.
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1)STABBING
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easy. just get some nails and stab the victims in the heart
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2)POISONING
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get some high class poison and poison your family's meals. they should be dead in 5 mins. make sure the fone is unplugged in case your family calls the police or 911 or something.
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3)CHOKING
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grab a string or a rope or something. then tie tie rope tightly around your family member(s) neck(s) while they are asleep. use duct tape for silencing.
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4)CUTTING
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use a kitchen knife, axe or anything with a blade. cut your member(s) to death!
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5)STARVING
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handcuff your parents and tie them to something or lock them into a room. make sure that you dont let visitors come in during the process. it might take a few weeks. leave your family in that position for a few weeks. in fact leave the bitches until they die. DONT give the assholes any food and drink. thats the whole purpose of this one.
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6)KILLING IN A ACCIDENT
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this one only works on one of the bitches and only can be the adults old enough to drive. well probably you can kill 2 people. what you do is distract your parents while driving. this method might NOT kill but injure your family. distract the driver until they have a accident.
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thats all. unscramble the message below for extra fun.
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ohpe hits railtec swa eplfhlu nda oogd ulkc
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email me at libertykids@outlook.com
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Emojilovelie18
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