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ways to kill someone
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1:obvious one-shoot them, noisy, messy, not enough torture, then again it is
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effective.
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2:Blow the up-yet again, very noisy. But you do get the satisfaction of
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watching that bastard to a 360 and thier limbs fly in several directions
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3:Deadly injections-this can cover anything from household chemicals to real
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shit bugger chemicals.
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4:burn the alive-very satisfying but yet again, ver conspicuous
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5:torture them-for this you will need a place to store them, preferably a
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private one away from the public
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6:torture X2-if your really nasty you could do this, its basically torture
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one but minus the clothes ;)
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7:Make them watch Songs of Praise over and over again, as long as you can
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escape the religious rays this one is brilliant to watch. VERYVERY painful
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also
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8:Make them clean out your toilet after you and all of your mates from the
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curry house have used it. obviously not one for the light hearted spectator
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thats all i can think of right now
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copyright natalie bates
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