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F.O.S. presents how to have fun with the neighbors pets!
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Do you have some stupid-ass animal that lives around your place?or your neighbor
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wont tel their damn dog to shut the hell up?well then,read on!
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#1get a squeaky toy and stuff it with gunpowder,stick a wire in it run it to a
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detonator and toss it over to the dog/cat,wat till they bite it and KABOOM!!!!!
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#2 if they got a bird feeder,get some good poisen and dump it in the bird seed.
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be sue to ix it well!
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#3 get poison/ and or exlax,mix it with the pets food!
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#4 GET A GOOD bb gun,get a whole bunch of bb's about 10 ond drop them
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down the barrel,cock the gun,aim at the little cat on your fence,cock,fire,then
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watch the cat as it is hit with an array of bb's!
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#5 if it is a parrot,ask the neighbor if you can visit its bird,teach it swear words.
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#6 if you manage to get in some ones house,find the fishtank,piss in it.
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#7 get their cat,give it a little torture session with a rope,rap the rope around the
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cat an PULL!give it a few rope burns!!!
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#8 get a laser,if the cat is on top of your roof,go to yur garage,climb on the
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roof,and tease the cat,after a bit of teasing,mount the laser on a 22 rifle!
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#9 set a few snares by your yard,when you catch a animal,get in a daniel boon
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suit and a coon skin hat.show it to the owner of the animal,make up a short/long
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story about "how the trappin aint as good these days"
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#10 catch the cat/dog remove its collar and tag,then call the animal control center,
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and tell them the dog/cat assaulted you!
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the-end for now!2001,Slugnut of F.O.S.
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