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Embarass and Have fun WITH Your Friendz
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Created by: Alfismo
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Friday, November 3rd,2000
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`This is a first Text File from me, expect a lot more
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in the future'
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Disclaimer: there is none, cept don't blame me if your
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friends all of the sudden think you are an ass-hole.
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There are many ways to emberass your friends
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in public places, there are many things that are cruel
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to do to your friends also. In this text I will explain
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some of the techniques that will for sure make your
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friends hate you.
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1. Act as if you were retarded. Yelling loud clapping
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your hands against your ears, the more friends the better
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and the more people around you the better. Best place
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to do this is at your friendly Wal-Mart.
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2. Ask total strangers (find them in Wal-Mart) to have
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sex with your friend. Make sure your friend is about
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10 meters away. Just point them out to the stranger.
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3. Lie to everyone, it's a lot more funny than you think.
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4. In Wal-Mart of course, steal stuff but blame your
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friends for it. Very embrassing for them!
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5. Try to always wear the same clothes as them, it's
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embarassing for the other person.
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6. Go out and buy the exact same clothes as your friend.
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7. Don't waste your money, steal the clothes that your
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friends have.
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8. Go up to one of the many stupid workers at Wal-Mart
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and make up stories, they don't have to be related
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to wal-mart, just tell them embarassing stories of
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your friend and make sure your friend can't hear yet
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is close enuff for you to point out.
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9. Yell out "fuck" as loud as you can when ur next to
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your friend then get your ass as far away from them as
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you can.
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10. When behind someone walk on their ankles or punch
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them and run. Make sure you have a friend that has
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no idea what's going on and leave them there to get
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blamed.
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11. This I must say is the fuckin funniest thing to do.
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Send one of your friends some e-mail. Make sure you have
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a new address, hotmail is the best to sign up for one at.
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Get ur new address, sign in and shit then send ur friend
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an e-mail about how they can see free nude celebrities.
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But here is the catch...you are not going to give them a
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link to the free celebs you are going to give them a link
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to some sick shit! 2 good links are http://www.biganal.com
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and http://www.goatse.cx those are sure to get them scared.
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At the end of your e-mail make sure to ask them to send you
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an e-mail back telling you how much they liked your site.
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Also make it seem like it's a limited time offer so they'll
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visit quickly. Then for best results while ur around tons
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of friends bring the topic up with them.
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12. If you have a website and are semi-compitent at doing
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shit. Have a place on the site where people "can see ur
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nude pics" and have them enter their e-mail address and name
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some other stupid info if you like, get it sent to your
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e-mail address (if you don't know how to do it, learn
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it at like http://www.webmonkey.com or something)
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then post all the names on your site, and laugh at them.
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Also don't have ur nude pics up on there! that's not the
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point!
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13. go to every site and subscribe to porn mail shit.
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It's funny as hell for some reason. For more fun
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subscribe them to the same sex.
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14. Send your friends an anonymous love letter.
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through e-mail is the best from ur made up hotmail
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account. They'll never find out who it is. They'll
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wonder who the hell loves them and shit, funny as hell.
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and finally
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15. Steal your friend's stuff while they are not looking!
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/////A NEW GENERATION OF PHILEZ
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\\\\\CREATED BY ALF!
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/////ICQ #:79077396
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\\\\\alfismo@hotmail.com
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