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http://www.infiltration.org/observations-drains.html
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Drains and Catacombs FAQ
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Drains and catacombs are structures constructed for vastly different purposes,
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but with a similar physical layout and appeal to the explorer. If you've got
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time and you can understand the Australian version of English, I recommend you
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read the article Approach (to draining) <20> it's probably the most thorough and
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factual guide you'll ever find to exploring storm drains.
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What constitutes a storm drain? What about a catacomb?
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Drains are underground, (mostly) cement tunnels meant to transport storm
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water (not human waste). Drains are sometimes also called storm sewers.
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Catacombs, found mainly in Europe, are subterranean mazes which serve as
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underground gravesites. (The word catacomb seems first to have been applied
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to the cemetery under the basilica of St. Sebastian near Rome.)
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Drains and catacombs don't have much in common in terms of function,
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but the tactics for exploring the two areas are similar.
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How much risk is there of getting caught?
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Only a very small percentage of those who venture into drains and catacombs
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ever have any dealings with the authorities, but it does happen, particularly
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to people who insist on being noisy and like to pop out of manholes near busy
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intersections. In some cases, you'll be able to talk your way out of it, if
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you can convince the authorities (police/municipal workers/whatever) that you
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didn't damage or deface anything and that you thought drains were public
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property (which, indeed, they are). In other cases, this won't work. A
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provincial ticket for trespassing in Ontario will set you back $65, but won't
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go on your permanent record as long as you pay it. (These tickets are roughly
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as serious as parking tickets.)
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How much risk is there of getting injured?
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A fair bit: watch out for slippery surfaces and low overhangs. It's also
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important to be aware of "bad air" in confined spaces. Never explore drains
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when there is a chance of rain, or you risk being flooded out. Matthew Landry
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cautions: "Lots of people illegally dump things other than water into storm
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drains, so I wouldn't want to get myself down into one for any significant
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length of time."
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Although you should never go near a drain when there's any chance of
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rain, it's still a good idea to know how to swim, as some drains contain pools
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of deep water into which you could accidentally stumble.
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How do I find drains and catacombs in my area?
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If you're in Australia, contact the drain experts at the Cave Clan and you've
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got it made. The Cave Clan has excellent maps of drains and other cavities in
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all the major Australian cities, especially Sydney and the draining paradise
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of Melbourne.
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If you're not so lucky, it may take a bit more effort. David Scheidt
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offers this advice: "The first thing I would do is call the city engineer's
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office. They should have maps of everything, which may or may not be available
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for public inspection. If they aren't for the general public's consumption,
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become part of the un-general public. Claim to be an civil engineering student,
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or in construction or something. If all that fails, and I don't think it would,
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do some library research Storm drains often are built to follow the original
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terrain, which may have nothing to do with what you see today. See if you can't
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find topographical maps, or a hydrological survey from the ninetenth century.
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See if there are streams and the like that aren't there anymore; they may have
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been put into a tunnel."
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Matthew Landry adds: "As for identifying which manholes lead to
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maintainance or utility tunnels and which lead to drains...well, around here you
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can just read the label on the manhole cover. :) For areas that don't label
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their manholes in plain English, a trip to the city engineer's office will often
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result in the acquisition (for no more than the cost of making copies) of official
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maps of the tunnels, as used by the people who are SUPPOSED to be in there."
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Personally, I've had a lot of luck with just driving or walking up and down
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riverbanks and keeping an eye out for big slabs of concrete.
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What supplies should I bring along?
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The basic supplies include footwear with good grip, a backpack, at least two
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flashlights (or a flashlight and a glowstick), and maybe something to drink. If
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you'll be popping any manhole covers, you might want to bring along a crowbar or
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a Lift-o-matic. Many explorers like to bring along markers, stickers or spraypaint
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to mark their progress. Some also recommend sturdier work boots ("The major reason
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for wearing steel cap/work boots is that junkies can throw needles in the gutter,
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and they wash into the drain," explains FiL.) A hat is also a good idea when
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looking at drains with icky stuff hanging from the ceiling.
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More specialized supplies, like climbing aids, are cumbersome, so it makes
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sense to only bring these when you know they'll be needed.
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What preparations are necessary before going under?
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Check weather reports before draining. If there's a chance of rain, put the
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expedition off. In Canada and similar climes, melting snow can be just as dangerous.
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Where can I see people infiltrating drains and catacombs on screen?
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Delicatessen (1991) - In post-apocalyptic France, wetsuit-clad freaks emerge from
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the sewers to save an ex-monkey-trainer from being cannibalized by his evil landlord.
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Die Hard: With A Vengence (1995) - Old John McClan (Bruce Willis) is in trouble again,
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this time in a variety of naughty locations including the subway and an under-
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construction storm drain.
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Enemy of the State (1998) - Will Smith hops into some very large storm drains in order
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to hide from the NSA; unfortunately, their cars arrive behind him in the drain moments
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later (they took the vehicular entrance, you see).
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First Power, The (1990) - Russell Logan (Lou Diamond Phillips) traces Satan's favourite
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minion into his home in (where else?) the storm drains; during one chase scene, the
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drains flood.
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Fugitive, The (1996) - Fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford) first escapes police
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by running through drains and jumping off a dam, then later makes himself fake ID so he
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can infiltrate a hospital and hack its computers, and then later infiltrates a hotel's
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employee-only areas to catch the bad guy.
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Masterminds (1997) - Hacker and troublemaker Ozzie (Vincent Kartheiser) infiltrates his
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school's ducts and mechanical rooms to harass terrorist Rafe Bentley (Patrick Stewart).
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Ozzie and friends later chase Rafe through the huge storm drains under the city in
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dune buggies.
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Saint, The (1997) - Simon Templar (Val Kilmer) and Dr. Emma Russell (Elizabeth Shue)
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do lots of sneaking about and go draining under Moscow.
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Trou, Le (1960) - French film featuring an excellent prison escape via the Paris sewers.
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Third Man, The (1949) - The evil Harry Lime (Orson Welles) hides out in, and is later
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pursued through, the Viennese sewer system.
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Wrongfully Accused (1998) - This parody of the Fugitive features a very silly parody
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of the drain scene in the original.
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Where can I read more?
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Il Draino is the authoritative guide to draining, particularly draining in Australia.
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You can write Il Draino at ildraino@caveclan.org for current prices on subscriptions
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and back issues.
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Infiltration 10 and Infiltration 16 contain stories of being caught while draining,
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and Infiltration 11 contains tales of draining around Toronto, an interview with FiL
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of the Cave Clan, and Peter Sand's story of draining gone wrong under Minneapolis.
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-The Dark Dominator
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