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Getting Rid of the Riddler!
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by Alien
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(Subtitled - Who took the Rid out of Riddler?)
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A boy, knowen to us as 'The Riddler',
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Whose presence,
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Was as that of the kid 'round here,
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Departed without so much as word hence.
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The reason it seems clear,
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To both myself, and the Wiz,
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Was his emminent fear,
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Of failing the homo quiz.
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Who needs pricks like this louse
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I say 'He needs the removal of a limb',
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Bring back Comrade Mouse,
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And then let the rodent SHOOT HIM.
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Song by Alien - Sung to the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy'
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Bananas, banans,
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Give me your stalks do,
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I'll drink Tequilla,
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All for the love of Sheila.
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The drink, I think is dandy,
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Makes the girls turn randy
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You'd all look great,
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With your own hired date,
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On a banana built for two!
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