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Star Trek: The Next Generation
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The Canonical Drinking Game
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Compiled by: Mark Yocom (n9043860@henson.cc.wwu.edu)
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Requirements: Episode(s) of ST:TNG
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This list
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People (the more the merrier)
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Beverages of your choice
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Instructions: Simple. Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met,
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take the appropriate number of drinks. The definition of
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"drink" should be decided before game play starts. Usually,
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a good mouthful will suffice. Optional rules are included
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at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard"
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game.
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Compiler's Note: I would advise taking some time before game play starts
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to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore.
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Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will
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_not_ want to use them all (especially with a new episode,
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since you'll spend all your time reading the list, rather
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than watching). Please send any corrections, suggestions,
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requests, submissions, flames, etc. to the address listed
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above.
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Category: Condition : Number of Drinks
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General : "Open hailing frequencies" : 1
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Quotes : "Medical emergency" : 1
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: "Belay that order" : 1
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: "Energize" : 1
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: "Hell", "Damn" and other swearing. : 1
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: SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules. :
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: "It's not like anything I've ever seen before": 1
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: "Impossible" : 1
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: "Shut up, Wesley" : 3
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: "On screen" : 1
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: "Understood" : 1
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: "Set phasers on..." : 1
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: "Acknowledged" : 1
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General : A female crewmember has flawless makeup after :
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Actions : she's been put through the ringer : 1
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: A crewmember straightens his/her uniform : 1 ea.
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: SEE ALSO: Picard's special uniform rules. :
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: A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward) : 1 ea.
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: SEE ALSO: Picard's special drinking rules.:
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: A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes : 1 ea.
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: SEE ALSO: Picard's & Beverly's special :
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: clothing rules. :
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: A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform : 1 ea.
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: "Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line : 1
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: Someone is referred to by their first name : 1
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: First names while sexual tension present : 2
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: The sarcophagus is used in sickbay : 2
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: Transporter Room 3 is used : 1
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: A shuttlecraft appears unsafe : 1
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: Someone reads a book : 1
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: Mention of dilithium crystals : 1
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: Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock:
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: Holmes, etc.) : 1 ea.
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: Someone receives a shot : 1
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: Someone receives a shot from a non-medical :
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: officer : 2
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: Someone preaches the Prime Directive : 1
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: Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D. : 2
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: Someone preaches about "Humanity's Unique :
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: Potential" : 1
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: An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up : 1
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: A member of the bridge crew takes over a :
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: by pushing someone out of the way : 2
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: Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening:
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: Place : 1
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: They fade to commercial playing the "ominous :
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: horns" : 1
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: They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like:
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: close up on someone's face : 1
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: The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another :
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: force (Q, Tin Man, etc.) : 2
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: Klingon is spoken : 1
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: English is spoken by Klingons when they are :
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: alone and have no reason to speak English : 2
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: An "expendable" is killed : 1 ea.
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: A new Romulan ship is revealed : 1
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: Communications malfunction/go out : 1
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: Transporter goes down : 1
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: A token alien is shown in the background :
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: and has no lines : 1
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: The token alien is a Vulcan : 2
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: Yellow Alert : 1
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: Red Alert : 2
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: Intruder Alert : 3
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: The Enterprise docks at a starbase : 3
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: Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer :
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: is shown : 1
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: A desk hologram is seen : 2
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: There is a countdown : 1
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: Someone stops the countdown : 2
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: Bridge command is handed over : 1
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: The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than :
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: using force : 1
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: The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be :
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: fired) : 2
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: Someone uses the episode's title in a sentence: 2
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: The saucer section separates : Whole Beverage
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: They contact someone via communicator or :
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: intercom without activating it : 1
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: Communicators don't work : 1
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: Communicators are out of range : 2
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: The battle bridge is used : 1
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: The battle bridge is used with the saucer :
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: section still attached : 2
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: TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS : 2
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: Dialogue in the turbolift : 1
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: A poker game is shown : 1
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: A log entry is made : 1
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: A log entry is made - not by Picard : 2
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: A stardate is mentioned - not in a log entry : 1
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: An Old Earth Date is mentioned : 2
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: Someone requests that an image on the main :
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: viewer be magnified : 1
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: Someone requests magnification when it's :
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: painfully obvious that it's necessary : 2
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: Readings go off the scale : 1
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: The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster : 1
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: Someone removes their communicator : 1
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: Someone places their communicator on something:
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: so it can be beamed away or destroyed : 2
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: Someone gives their communicator to a non- :
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: crewmember so they can communicate with :
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: the Enterprise : 3
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: The transporter room can't lock on to someone : 1
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: The transporter room pulls someone through :
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: after their ship explodes : 2
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: Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as :
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: "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs" : 1
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: Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio : 1
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: A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too :
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: pleased with him/herself : 1
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: A Captain's Log entry is made by someone other:
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: than Picard : 2
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: A sound effect from TOS is heard : 1
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: The camera pans > 90 degrees to show how BIG :
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: the ship is : 1
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: Someone changes their pronunciation of a word :
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: within the same scene : 1
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: Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props : 1
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: Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard) : 1
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: A bad fight scene occurs : 1
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: The Enterprise is taken over : 1
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: The weapons are rendered useless : 1
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: Phasers are used for a different function than:
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: intended (e.g. overload, power :
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: a transporter, etc.) : 1
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: Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc. : 1
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: Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc. :
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: that hasn't been made/existed/happened yet: 1
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: A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS: 3
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: Security alert or request : 1
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: Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight : 2
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: A succession of five face closeups with no :
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: dialogue : 1
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: A shuttlecraft is launched : 2
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: A probe is launched : 1
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: Someone mentions Jack Crusher : 2
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: Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies) : 2
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: The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles : 2
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: The warp engine light goes really fast : 2
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: The auto-destruct sequence is activated : 3
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Picard : "Make it so" : 1
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Quotes : "Engage" : 1
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: "Come" : 1
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: "Come" (in personal quarters) : 2
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: "Captain's Log" : 1
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: "Captain's Log, Supplemental" : 2
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: "Proceed" : 1
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: "Number One" : 1
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: "The boy" in reference to Wesley : 1
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Picard : Straightens his uniform : 2
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Actions : Straightens his uniform before giving a speech: 3
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: Drinks : 2
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: Drinks tea : 3
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: Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey : 4
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: Wears chest-revealing bedwear : 2
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: Has an accident or is attacked : 2
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: Accident or attack draws blood : 3
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: Is possessed : 4
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: Requests a Level One Diagnostic : 1
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: Makes a speech that saves the day : 1
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: Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi : 1
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: Surrenders : 1
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: Leaves the ship : 1
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: Leaves the ship to lead an away team : 2
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: Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
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: Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
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: Appears uncomfortable (around women, children): 1
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: Quotes Shakespeare, etc. : 2
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: Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with:
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: Dr. Crusher or Guinan : 1
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: Talks about death to Dr. Crusher : 1
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: Takes a communique from Starfleet in his ready:
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: room : 1
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Worf : "Impressive" : 1
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Quotes : "Admirable" : 1
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: "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies) : 1
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: "I am a Klingon" : 1
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: "Klingons do NOT..." : 1
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Worf : Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,:
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Actions : weak, or otherwise >not< Klingon : 2
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: Gets beat up : 1
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: Actually wins a fight : 2
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: Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone : 1
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: Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom: 1
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: Says something with a tilt of his head/nod : 1
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: Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly : 2
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Data : "Fascinating" : 1
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Quotes : "Accessing" : 1
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: "Inquiry" : 1
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: "Intriguing" : 1
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: "I am an android" : 1
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: "I cannot feel emotions", etc : 1
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: "Increase speed" : 1
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Data : Uses his strength : 1
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Actions : Uses his strength and shows up Worf : 2
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: Uses his superior android speed : 1
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: Innards are revealed : 1
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: Innards are revealed other than his head : 2
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: Is cut off mid-sentence : 1
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: Is cut off during a list of synonyms : 2
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: Stops himself during an inappropriate speech : 2
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: Has to have "An Old Earth Saying" explained : 2
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: Gives a list of synonyms for the term he did :
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: not understand : 1
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: Is able to interpret/use alien technology in :
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: no time : 1
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: Uses a new colloquialism : 1
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: Uses a contraction : Whole Beverage
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: Affects a human mannerism (e.g. Sherlock Data): 2
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: Corrects somebody's grammar : 1
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: Brent Spiner breaks character for comic effect: 1
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: Gives an "approximation" out to several :
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: decimal places : 1
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: Does that little head twitch : 1
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Riker : "Hell" : 2
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Quotes : "What the hell is going on?" : Whole Beverage
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: "You are personally responsible for the :
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: Captain's safety" to Worf : 2
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: "With pleasure, sir" : 1
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Riker : Walks forward as if he's trying to knock an :
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Actions : imaginary door down with his forehead : 1
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: Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
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: Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
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: Thrusts his chin out with a smug look : 1
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: Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart :1 per ' beyond 2'
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: Pronounces a word in a way that does not match:
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: his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD) : 2
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: Acts blatantly like Kirk : 1
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: Gets that annoying smirk on his face : 1
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: Gets the girl : 1
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: Gets the girl for no apparent reason : 2
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LaForge : "...lost a lotta good people down there..." : 1
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Quotes : "Maybe not" in response to "Impossible" : 2
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: "I'm workin' on it!" : 1
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LaForge : VISOR is taken or knocked off : 1
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Actions : Tweaks the warp engines/shields/tractor beams : 1
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: Wishes he had human vision : 1
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: Is used as a "human tricorder" : 1
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Beverly : "This won't hurt a bit" : 1
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Quotes : "This shouldn't be happening" : 1
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: "Nothing yet, but we're working on it" : 1
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: "He's dead <pause>" : 2
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Beverly : Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem : 1
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Actions : Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem : 2
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: Is seen in a sweater : 2
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: Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to:
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: be beamed directly to sickbay : 1
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: Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason : 1
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: Appears without her lab coat : 1
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: Appears without her lab coat in sickbay : 2
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: Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century :
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: medical terms : 1
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: Performs major surgery : 2
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: Diagnoses something really obvious : 1
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: Shows maternal instinct : 2
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Deanna : "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote:
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Quotes : reminiscent of ELIZA : 1
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: "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) : 1
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Deanna : Senses something really shocking : 1
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Actions : Gives us Betazoid insight into something :
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: really obvious : 2
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: Senses (and lists) more than one emotion : 1
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: Cries : 2
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: Is hit on : 1
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O'Brien : Has a line in a first or second season episode: 1
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Actions : Disables a weapon during transport : 1
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Wesley : "It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.) : 1
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Quotes : "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc. : 1
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Wesley : Talks back to his mom : 1
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Actions : Saves the day : 1
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: Saves the day and nobody understands his :
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: pseudoscientific babbling : 2
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: Saves the day and nobody thanks him : 2
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: Appears to be hitting on someone : 1
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: Gets that annoying "impish" grin : 1
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: Creates some spiffy new science project : 1
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: Gets that "I'm not just a kid" attitude : 1
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: Swallows really hard : 1
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: Has his life threatened : 2
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: Has his life threatened and he dies : Party like it's
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: : 1999!
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: Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) : 3
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Lwuxana : "Little One" in reference to Deanna : 1
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Lwuxana : Reads Picard's mind (or pretends to) : 1
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Actions : Is referred to in an episode in which she does:
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: not appear : 1
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Yar : Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon :
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Actions : meeting another ship, etc. : 1
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: Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance : 1
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: Decks someone : 1
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: Decks someone just to show her strength, etc. : 2
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Pulaski : Mispronounces Data's name : 1
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Quotes : Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable:
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: to do something because he's an android : 1
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Guinan : Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk : 1
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: Talks about "her people" : 1
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Variations
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"Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify"
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are shot words - you must take a drink unless you say the exact word _in
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unison_ with the dialogue. Two drinks if you say the wrong word.
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Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes
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a drink.
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If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats
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and make gagging sounds - last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could
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be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)
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At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry.
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Take a drink if you're wrong. If there's no log entry, everyone drinks.
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When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt
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with "Thank you, Commander..." takes a drink. Doesn't count if you say it
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after it's said on the screen.
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Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV. Take a drink if
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you don't hit Wesley.
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Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher's hairstyle. Everyone who
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is wrong has to take a drink.
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Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.
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Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan's hat style (stop sign or
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teardrop). Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.
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--
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_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-Mark Yocom_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_
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< n9043860@henson.cc.wwu.edu | "Enticed elephant phoned | I mean what I say, >
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< 9043860@nessie.cc.wwu.edu | wad dime lieu king ford." | but not always v.v.>
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~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~-_-~
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