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96/150: Capt. Kirk & The Holy Grail - A Usenet Parody in one act
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Name: Omega Man #1 @5282
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Date: Sat Oct 19 13:01:11 1991
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From: Klingon Empire (Austin/Rio Grande Valley, Texas)
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From: kasprj@operators.its.rpi.edu (Jim Kasprzak)
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Subject: A brief Trek parody
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Organization: The Big Wedge
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This little bit of insanity crept into my brain a few days ago
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and got a few chuckles from local Star Trek fans, so I figured
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I'd repost it here.
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The "Bridge Scene",
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from
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STAR TREK V.V: CAPTAIN KIRK AND THE HOLY GRAIL...
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OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must
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answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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What... is your name?
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KIRK: Captain James T. Kirk, of the United Star Ship Enterprise.
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OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
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KIRK: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and
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new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!
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OLD MAN: What... is your favorite color?
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KIRK: Green.
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OLD MAN: Pass...
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REDSHIRT: That's _easy_!
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OLD MAN: Halt! What... is your name?
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REDSHIRT: Crewman Smith.
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OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
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REDSHIRT [in a bored voice]: To explore strange new worlds, to
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seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where
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no man has gone before.
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OLD MAN: What... is the corrosive ingredient in Romulan Ale?
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REDSHIRT: Um... ah... I don't know - AIIIIIIIGGGHHH!
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SPOCK: Fascinating.
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OLD MAN: Halt! What... is your name?
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SPOCK: Spock.
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OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
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SPOCK: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and
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new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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OLD MAN: What... is the phase velocity of an oscillating subspace
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transmission?
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SPOCK: Amplitude modulated or frequency modulated?
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OLD MAN: I don't know! AIIIIIIGGGHHH!
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* * *
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That's all that I felt inspired to write. Please don't flame me about
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exact wording, I don't watch Trek or Python every day. If anyone feels
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like writing more "Captain Kirk and the Holy Grail" scenes, go right
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ahead.
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----------------------------------------------------------------
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__ Live from Capitaland, heart of the Empire State...
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___/ | Jim Kasprzak, computer operator @ RPI, Troy, NY, USA
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/____ *| Disclaimer: RPI pays me to work, not to think.
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\_| "A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission" -Rush
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==== e-mail: kasprj@rpi.edu or kasprzak@mts.rpi.edu
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Read:(1-150,^96),? :
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