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27 Reasons Why Tacos Are Better Than Women
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Tacos won't shave with your razor.
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Tacos won't ask, "Is there another taco?"
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Tacos won't look through your checkbook.
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Tacos don't have cats.
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A taco won't mind if you share it with a friend.
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A taco never says,
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(A) "Is it hard yet?"
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(B) "Is it in yet?"
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(C) "Have you seen a doctor about that?"
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A taco won't tell other tacos about your cucumber.
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Tacos don't mind if you eat their friends.
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Tacos are ready when you are.
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Tacos never ask you to call them in the morning.
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With a taco, you never have to say you're sorry.
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You don't have to respect tacos in the morning.
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You don't have to tell tacos you love them.
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Tacos don't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
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Tacos don't make you wear a condom.
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Tacos are happy to sleep on the wet spot.
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Tacos don't get upset if you eat other tacos.
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You don't have to hold a taco while it's falling asleep.
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Tacos never have headaches.
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Tacos don't leave hair in your teeth.
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Tacos don't care if you're married.
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Tacos never even talk about marriage.
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Tacos don't get pregnant.
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Tacos don't insist on foreplay.
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Tacos don't bite.
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You can have your taco as hot as you want it.
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Tacos taste good.
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