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Sexual Tension Quiz
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Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try
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to determine what the object or thing is that is being
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described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2
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points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.
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If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more
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sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in
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need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are
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classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin.
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"CLUES"
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1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
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When I'm not well, I drip.
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When you blow me, you feel good.
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2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
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Your tongue gets me off.
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People sometimes lick my nuts.
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3. I assist an erection.
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Sometimes big balls hang from me.
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I'm called a big swinger.
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4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
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I wasn't maiden for long.
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A big hard thing ripped me open.
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5. You stick your poles inside me.
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You tie me down to get me up.
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I get wet before you do.
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6. When I go in I cause pain.
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I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
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I can fill your hole.
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7. A finger goes in me.
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You fiddle with me when you're bored.
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The best man always has me first.
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8. All day long, it's in and out.
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I discharge loads from my shaft.
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Both men and women go down on me.
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9. I go in hard.
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I come out soft.
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You blow me hard.
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10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
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It's my job to stuff your box.
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When I come, it's news.
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11. I offer Protection.
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I get the finger ten times.
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You use your fingers to get me off.
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12. I have a stiff shaft.
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My tip penetrates.
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I come with a quiver.
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13. My business is briefs.
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I am a cunning linguist.
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I plead and plead for it.
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14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
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I usually have a little pecker.
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I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
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Answers:
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1. nose 2. peanut butter 3. crane 4. Titanic 5. tent
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6. dentist 7. wedding ring 8. elevator 9. chewing gum
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10. newspaper boy 11. glove 12. arrow 13. attorney
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