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What NOT to Name Your Dog
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Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex".
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Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew
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his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said,
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"I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said, "I don't
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care what she looks like." Then I said, "You don't undertand. I've had Sex
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since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
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When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told
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the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for
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Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't
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understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
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One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog
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ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking
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around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I
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should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said. "I had hoped to
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have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
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When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the
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dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me
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too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
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Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A
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cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in
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the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.
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