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It was an early Saturday evening and I was, like every other Saturday, alone.
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There was nothing going on but the sickening sight of Pat Sajak throwing a
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dozen Milk O' Master blenders into a ravenous pack of undernourished trailer
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dwellers, or so it seemed. This intellectual exercise was going way over my
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head and I was in desperate need of something a little more down to earth.
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AH! But what is more down to earth than a pizza and a porno flick? Ah, yes!
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But what... but what do I want on the pizza? Pepperoni? Sausage? Peppers?
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HA! HA! I'll get all three - Pepperoni! Peppers! & Sausage! Better yet, I'll
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get everything - the works!
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With shaking hands and trembling fingers, I picked up the telephone and
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triumphantly placed my order: "Three pizzas - the works, and a six pack of
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diet coke." I impatiently waited for my gourmet feast to arrive.
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Needless to say, by the time the doorbell rang, I was hungry and horny. I had
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popped in the video and Ron Jeremy was already boffing Ginger'Lynn in a giant
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bowl of french salad. Both were smothered in mayonnaise and pickle relish (of
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all things!).
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The doorbell rang. I lethargically lifted my body from mmy Laz-Y-Boy chair and
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slowly, cooly, walked to the door. (Mustn't let on any show of anticipation
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to those pimple faced, lecherous pizza boys.) I methodically opened the door.
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My jaw dropped. My stomach wriggled. My words unconsciously slurred.
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"Pizza" she said.
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She! Yes! She! This was no pizza boy! No! This was a woman! And what a woman.
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240 pounds of woman!!
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"Pizza" she said, a bit impatiently, again.
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"PPPllease cccome in." I, through my extreme nervousness (it took all my
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conscious effort), calmly directed her into the living room and motioned
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toward the Laz-Y-Boy chair. She, without a bit of hesitation, without a bit of
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surprise - almost as if this was a regular occurrence during her nocturnal
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pizza travels - plopped herself down, opened a box of pizza and enthusiasti-
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cally began to feed.
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As she sat on the Laz-Y-Boy, I quietly sneaked into the kitchen, out of reach
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of her unsuspecting eyes. There I could get a better look at her features.
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She was big - about 240 pounds, blue eyed, and wore her hair in two tight
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pigtails, like a hefty farm girl, innocent to the ways of the world. She was,
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naturally, double chinned and her large, plump, rotund breasts must have
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weighed at least 15 pounds each. Her attire was the routine "pizza" blue and
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red. To be honest, her whole appearance was that of excess. But though, I must
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add, her physical appearance appealed to me, iit was the way she carried
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herself. The way she ate pizza, for instance. She grabbed the pie with both
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hands, unafraid of getting her palms greasy or oily. Then in laser-like
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succession, she would sink her teeth into a slice, devouring half of it in
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one mountainous bite. After finishing off a piece, she would cooly wipe her
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sauce-stained mouth with the back of her fleshy right hand and then continue
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on. She did this with twenty slices.
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I stared, lost in the rapture and passion of the moment. It was truly love at
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first sight.
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I came to my senses and walked back into the living room. The video was still
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playing. I looked intently into her eyes. No words were spoken. She knew my
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desires.
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"Want some?" she indifferently asked.
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There were four slices left in the third, and final, box. It was not pizza I
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wanted.
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"NNNoo, III'mm really not hungry. Shouldn't you be getting back?" This was
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only
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a formality. I thought it should be mentioned.
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"You want me to leave?"
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She read my mind, "No... No!"
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"Well let's put on some music!" she replied. She got up from the Laz-Y-Boy,
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turned off the tube, and went headfirst towards the record collection. Albums
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were subsequently strewn across the floor. She found she wanted.
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She awkwardly removed her top to reveal at least a 50DD bra which, with
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difficulty, contained two titanium-sized melons. She began to dance. Her
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stomach wriggled with each gyration, moving with the elegance of a ballerina.
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She continued this sensual writhing. Plumpy hands being lifted over her head,
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to the left, to the right, then her whole big body bending forward! For at
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least fifteen minutes she continued, then her jeans fell heavily to the floor.
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Heavily, I might add, but it was such a fluid motion, it seemed an essential
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part of the dance. All she had on where her panties and bra. Her oversized
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saddlebag ass now joined her oversized balloon orbs in the elegant bouncing
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and swaying. She then, without warning, did fifteen jumping jacks. The fat
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shook. The walls shook. The room shook. The vibrations of ecstacy...
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I, by this point, was in heat. I had the most massive hard-on and was all but
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ready to explode. She noticed my fevered state.
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"Was' a' matter, big boy?" she laughed. Her double chin now bouncing in
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complete rhythmic synchronization with her breasts and buttocks.
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I lost control. I fell to the floor and wrapped my wanton arms around her
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sequoia-like thighs.
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"I know I am nothing! But if you have any mercy at all, you'll show me some
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meaty passion! I can't go on much longer!" Why I said those exact words, I'll
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never know. However, you know how it is during the heights of ecstacy.
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Anyway, she understood, and seeing the pitiful puppy dog expression in my
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eyes,
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she took my hand and led me to the Laz-Y-Boy. She sat me down on the chair and
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proceeded to remove her bra and panties. Her breasts were larger than ever, at
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least 20 pounds each. Her nipples were the size of a bologna slice. She
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grabbed
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me head and massaged it between her fleshy orbs. The sensations of the flabby
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walls of breast fat rubbing up against both my sensitive cheeks almost sent me
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out of control. How I somehow managed to sustain control, I'll never know. I
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was unequivocally in heaven.
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After this lesson in sexuality, she grabbed my penis and - how can I describe
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it - well, she sort of rolled it up and down in her belly fat and implored me
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to, in her words, "Fuck my fat!". It felt so good that I decided to 'go with
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the flow'.
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What transpired next is still a haze to me to this very day. I seems I was so
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completely immersed in the intense pleasure of the moment, I sincerely believe
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I left my physical body and entered some supreme spiritual state (I came six
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six times!). I do vaguely recall, however, removing my penis from her
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fantastic
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rolls and inserting it into her massive love tunnel. After numerous earth
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shaking orgasms, everything after that moment, unfortunately, is a complete
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blank.
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When I finally awoke from my 'passion stupor', it was 3am. I quickly jumped
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to my feet and desperately searched, hoping to find... But it was too late.
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The pizza was gone. The diet coke was gone. She was gone. All that was left
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was a food-stained note taped to the refrigerator door. It read:
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Thanks for the Pizza
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AND the sausage.
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I sadly opened the refrigerator door. It was empty. Everything was gone.
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I walked back to the Laz-Y-Boy. Pat Sajak was still throwing Milk O' Master
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blenders.
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