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2.7 KiB
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136 lines
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CONFUCIUS JOKES
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Confucius Say:
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Fast girls make slow wives.
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Chinese voyeur - only Peking Tom.
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Woman who puts husband in dog house,
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soon finds him in cat house.
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Girl who goes to bachelor apartment
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for snack gets tit bit.
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Man robbed by naked woman have stick-up.
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Woman with great figure is
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"anatomic bomb".
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Chinese gynecologist say he "dilated"
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to meet you.
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Man who try to hump trees better
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leave it to beaver.
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He who masturbates is self-made man.
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Lonely man just have to take hold
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of himself.
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Italian position: man on top,
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woman in kitchen.
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Advise to girl who wish to stay virgin:
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if you can't join them, beat them.
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Man who like two-finger hand job
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get double-digit inflation.
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Man with hot tub have balling bowl.
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To be kept woman means rent always due.
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He who stand with hand in pockets
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feel foolish, he who has holes
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in pockets feel nuts.
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Man is young when he snatch kisses:
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old when he kisses snatch.
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He who likes anal intercourse,
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gets screwed in end.
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Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
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Girl who is wallflower at party,
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dandelion in bed.
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Woman who sows wild oats Saturday night,
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pray for crop failure next morning.
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Basketball player who often engage in
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sodomy take many foul shot.
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Clairvoyant contortionist is one who
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can see her own end.
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When in Rome ask for Florence.
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Man is like a snowstorm, you
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never know how many inches you'll get
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or how long it will last.
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Gay masochist is sucker for punishment.
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Man who screw bank president's daughter
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come into large sum of money.
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Shampoo for man's pubic hair called
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"Head and Bolders"
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Beware, in some Chinese restaurants
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you may eat pussy without knowing it.
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Man who lays girl on ground,
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get "piece on earth".
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Man who plays with himself pulls boner.
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Never marry basketball player
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because he dribbles before he shoots.
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Gigolo gets into sack with bag
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in order to make bundle.
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Woman wish she could change husband of
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50 for two 25's.
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Simultaneous orgasms are stroke of luck.
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A good lay is a humdinger,
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but good head is a dinghummer.
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Woman who use gold dildo have "ore gasm".
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Bad girls like a good licking.
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Man who like hand job
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eventually come into his own.
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Mrs. Confucius say,
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A dick in bush is worth two in hand.
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Woman who makes love on the beach
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must beware of crabs.
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Military man who come prematurely
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give dishonorable discharge.
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Starlet with deep throat
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most likely to "suck seed".
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Mrs. Confucius say,
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Never give head when tail will do.
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Golfer want hole-in one.
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Others prefer one-in-hole.
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Man with big bat
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have no trouble scoring.
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Tight girls are rarely loose. . .
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loose girls are rarely tight.
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Man who dance with tall woman often
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get bust in mouth.
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