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Ariel's Wedding Night (an unauthorized Little Mermaid story)
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Christine Morgan
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vecna@eskimo.com
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comments welcome
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The wedding ship sailed serenely under a sunset sky. The weather was
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as calm and perfect as King Triton could make it, in his happiness on the
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day of his youngest daughter's wedding.
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The humans aboard were making most merry. They drank wine, rum,
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mead, and whatever else they could lay hands upon. Most were drinking out of
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joyous celebration, but there were those who drank heavily, Lord Grimsby
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included, to try and forget the fact that Prince Eric had married a fish.
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All agreed that marrying a fish was considerably better than the
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octopoid witch that had nearly tricked the handsome young prince into
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wedlock. Princess Ariel was lovely, sweet, and kind. She had legs as a human
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did, but none of them were going to easily dismiss the memory of her
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flopping on the deck with a scaled green tail.
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Among the nervous were those who made their living by plundering the
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sea of its wealth. Eric's was a coastal domain. Fishing was their main
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source of food. Difficult, that, when what was hauled up in a net may be kin
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to their princess. Shipping was another means of income, and even piracy
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(though they called it privateering). But it was now confirmed that the sea
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was the realm of a king, a king with power over wind and wave, a king who
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might impose restrictions on travel across his territory.
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The staff of the royal kitchens had been in a quandry. How to
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prepare the traditional wedding feast while keeping away from seafood?
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Instead of succulent roast dolphin, they had to serve beef. The few
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cattlemen of the realm were quite pleased, but their herds and farms would
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not sustain the masses forever.
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All in all, it was understandable that the liquor flowed freely.
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The only ones aboard who were not distraught over one thing or
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another were the bride and groom, and Eric's shaggy dog Max. Max had eaten
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most of the cake that the chef Louis had ruined in his pursuit of Sebastian
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the crab, and the overfed dog was now sprawled beside the mainmast sleeping
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it off. Louis, who had broken off most of his teeth, was sleeping the sleep
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of brandy given him to ease the pain.
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Ariel and Eric stood on the prow, arms around each other. The wind
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stirred her luxurious red hair and ruffled the lacy hem of her gown.
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"Oh, Eric, I'm so happy," she said in the breathy yet melodious
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voice that he had heard in his dreams since the day she had saved him from
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drowning.
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He lifted her hand to his lips, kissing it lingeringly. "Shall we go
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to our cabin?"
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She nodded, blushing and smiling shyly. He led her to the spacious
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cabin. It was lavishly furnished and piled with gifts. Once the door was
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closed and securely locked, Eric gathered his bride into his arms for a
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passionate kiss. She responded expertly, warm soft lips flavored with wine,
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tongue darting like a tiny fish amid the coral shoals of his teeth.
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Ariel could tell immediately that Eric had never been kissed by a
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mermaid before. His eyes flew wide, then closed in rapture. She let her
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hands drift like waving strands of kelp over the sides of his face, the
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strong line of his jaw, running her fingers through his hair.
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When she released him, he blinked at her, then grinned. "You didn't
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kiss me like that before."
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She lowered her head and gazed up at him from beneath long silky
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lashes. "You weren't my husband before."
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"If I'd known it was like that, I would have married you the day I
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found you on that rock, wrapped in sailcloth."
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She giggled and kissed him again. This time, he slid his hands up
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the brocaded fabric of her bodice to her full bosom.
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"Do you still wear seashells under here?" he murmured against her
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mouth.
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"The dressmaker wouldn't let me." She squirmed against him, giving
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him more access. "Actually, this is really uncomfortable."
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Eric's grin widened. "Why don't you take it off?"
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"Undo me?" She lifted her hair over one shoulder and turned her back
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to him. He began unfastening the dress, his fingers clumsy on the tiny pearl
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buttons.
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"Damn! How many are there?"
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"Half a hundred," she said, frowning. "And half a thousand on the
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skirt. So many oysters died to make this dress, which I'll wear only once."
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"Don't think about it," he said, caressing the milk-smooth skin of
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her back. "Think about you and I and how happy we will be."
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"Mmmm," she sighed.
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He fumbled another few buttons open, then muttered an oath and
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seized the sides. He pulled. The dress came apart with a rapid patter of
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pearls hitting the wooden floor.
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"Eric!" she gasped, pretending shock.
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She shrugged out of the gown, loving the feel of the cool sea air on
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her skin. She was completely bare beneath the gown. The dressmaker had
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argued for complicated undergarments, but she disliked the confinement. Her
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breasts needed no uplift. Her legs were long and smooth, utterly free of
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scars and blemishes. Her waist was almost too narrow, her hips sweetly
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flared, her bottom firm and cute with one dimple on the left. She had spent
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many hours surreptitiously studying human women, and knew herself to be
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quite appealingly shapely.
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Eric's reaction confirmed it. He admired her as she stood proudly,
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turning this way and that.
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"I was afraid you'd be shy," he said, laughing a bit at his own
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foolishness.
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He peeled off his shirt as she watched intently. When she'd rescued
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him, his shirt had torn, and she had thought there was something strange
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about his chest. Now, as it was revealed, she saw that she was right. There
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was a patch of short curly hair in the center, spreading out in a fan shape
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between his nipples.
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"You have hair here," she said, touching it. "How funny!" A
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narrowing line of it went down toward his waist. She traced it, feeling the
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muscles in his stomach jump and flutter under her fingertips.
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"You have hair somewhere else," he said, dropping his gaze boldly.
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"Well, yes, there for some reason." She shrugged. "It was like that
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when I became human. Do you have hair that low?"
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He nodded. "That and more."
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"Show me! All these clothes are so unnatural."
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Eric sat on the edge of the bed. Ariel sat beside him, watching as
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he tugged off his boots. The sight of his feet made her want to giggle. Feet
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seemed silly to her, even her own. No wonder humans wore shoes so often.
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With his boots off, Eric stood and removed his tight trousers. She
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saw that even his legs had hair on them. He straightened, and her jaw
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dropped. There was something odd between his legs, a pale column of flesh
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sticking out of a curly thatch of black hair, and a wrinkled pouch behind
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it.
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She covered her surprise before he saw it, not wanting him to think
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her ignorant. There had been enough of that already, when she had used a
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fork to comb her hair or thought Grimsby's pipe was a musical instrument.
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Surely whatever that thing was belonged there, and she wasn't about to act
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the guppy.
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Except for the hair, he was as handsome as any merman from the waist
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up. Her many sisters were jealous. They were all older and plainer, and
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while they had schools of suitors because they were princesses, none of them
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had found true love.
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"Well?" he asked, turning as she had done. "What do you think?"
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"The statue didn't do you justice." She held out her arms. "Come and
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hold me. I want to feel your skin next to mine."
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"No, not shy at all!" He threw himself on the bed and pulled her
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down with him. They rolled over furs and satin pillows, laughing, kissing.
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His skin felt odd next to hers, hairy as it was, but like the
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coarseness of his chin, she quickly got used to it. She missed the
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whisper-sheen of water all around her, but found that legs could twine like
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pairs of tails.
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The only problem was that column, which felt hard as bone as it
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pressed against her. She reached down to move it. It lurched in her hand,
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damp at the end. Eric moaned.
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"Oh, Ariel, I don't want to wait any longer!" He rolled on top of
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her, the weight of his legs and the pressure of his knees spreading her
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thighs apart.
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"Wait? Wait for what?" she said.
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He cupped his hand over the mound of red hair between her legs. "For
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this!"
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She twisted away. "Eric, what are you doing?"
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"I want you, Ariel! Now! We can be leisurely later, but I must have
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you now or else explode!"
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Ariel jumped. "Eric!" His questing fingers were causing strange
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sensations in that area, which she thought was for human eliminatory
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functions. Why did he want to touch her there?
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"Ariel! Yes!" He mistook her alarm for acceptance and flipped her
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legs up over his shoulders. That column of flesh, rigid and even seeming to
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throb, jutted out from his body.
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She tried to speak, but in this awkward position her breasts were
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squashed up to her face and she could barely breathe.
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"It will only hurt for a moment," he promised. He thrust down.
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Her soft tissues parted like wet sand as he forced the column in.
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Sudden vivid pain shot through her. She felt as if a foot of hard iron was
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rammed into her belly, a fishook to spear her most vital inner organs.
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Ariel screamed in a pitch so high only dolphins could hear her. She
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pushed against Eric, trying to throw him off, but he was too heavy. The
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column was only halfway embedded, and she was dying from the agony. She
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thought he loved her! How could he do this? Her father had been right! He
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was killing her!
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He grunted, tongue caught between his teeth, and shoved down again.
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Her hands beat at his head like a flock of startled seagulls. He gripped her
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buttocks, fingers digging in, and drove onward until their bodies were
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locked together. The width of his hips forced her legs wider. She could no
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longer see the column, just his black lower hair and her red, so close they
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might have made the pelt of one strange beast. Her feet kicked uselessly
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beside his ears.
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"It's all right," he whispered. "The pain is over, sweet Ariel. It
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was only your maidenhead." He withdrew most of the way, and she saw that his
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column was now streaked with her blood. He thrust it slowly all the way back
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in, heedless of her pathetic struggles.
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Ariel was sobbing, gasping, trying to scream. She pushed harder,
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writhed under him. He pulled it out and pushed it in again, again, faster
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and faster.
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"Eric, please!" she begged.
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"Soon now, darling. Soon. Oh, I knew you would be like this. Move
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your bottom, yes, up and down, as I do, oh, Ariel!"
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He was enjoying this! Enjoying her pain! Barbarian! Monster! She had
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been fooled, so horribly fooled!
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In and out, in and out, faster and harder, the whole bed bouncing
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and shaking with them. Eric's thighs slapped against Ariel's buttocks.
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He suddenly flung his head back and thrust at her so hard she was
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sure his invading rod would burst out of her belly in a gout of blood.
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"Ohhhhh, Ariel! Yes!"
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Two more battering thrusts, and his entire body went rigid and
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shuddered. She felt a gush of some hot fluid inside her and knew she was
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dying, he had ruptured something and she would die.
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He collapsed on her, heavy and covered with salty sweat. Incredibly,
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he was kissing her brow, her cheeks, her lips. "Ariel, darling, that was
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wonderful!"
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She pushed him away and rolled onto her side. "You shark! You
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vicious shark!"
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"What?" He rose on one elbow. "Ariel, what's the matter?"
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She sobbed, arms wrapped around her middle. She could feel
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stickiness oozing from between her legs but dared not look. "I thought you
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loved me!"
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"I do!"
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"Then why? Why this?"
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"What? But, it's our wedding night?"
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He sounded concerned, perplexed. Ariel was not dying as fast as
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she'd expected, though she felt bruised and swollen all over. "I don't
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understand," she wailed, covering her face with her hands.
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"It does hurt a little the first time --"
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"First time! You mean you plan to do that again?"
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"You didn't like it?"
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"Like it!?! I tried to stop you! I'm supposed to like that? Whatever
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for?"
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"You're my wife. Don't you want to have children?"
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She looked up at him, now even more confused. "Children?"
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"Yes. Children. How else would we get them?"
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Ariel pulled a blanket tight around herself. "How else? I'll lay my
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eggs in the spawning bed, and you swim along ... and ... oh."
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There was a moment of awkward silence, then they both spoke at once.
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"Humans don't lay eggs, do they?" she asked in a very small meek
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voice.
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"Merfolk don't have sex, do they?" he asked.
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They stared at each other in horrified realization.
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Up on deck, a drunken sailor lit off a whole box of fireworks and
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everyone cheered to the long and happy marriage of Eric and Ariel.
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