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| ________/ /_\ \________ The Anarchist |
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|Apple Branch _____\ \ |
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|of.......... /________\ Copied (1988) No rights|
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We now present.....
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/ Phun Files Volume 2,1 /
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Okay...We have started to resort to actually typing up files..
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plagurizing still rules though.
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One day while with thraxer and scuz, thraxer called up a number and
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gave the phone to me. On the other end I start hearing "Oh, thats where I want
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you to touch me. I want to have your cock deep inside of me.." and shit like
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that (don't want to go to far, as I know some of you were already sprouting
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woodies). Well these places can be phun- in fact, over in the sex file
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collection is a whole list of numbers to call. What are these numbers called?
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PHONE SEX: Fact or fantasy?
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"Some of you don't know it exists. Most of you pretend it doesn't. But
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its there and its temptation is spreading worldwide."
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After hearing that little bit off of one of those numbers thraxer
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calls, I hung up the phone. Enuff of that shit I said.Well it ended up me
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writing a text file on how to have phun with PHONE SEX.
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It is my conclusion that either you have to be real sick or real
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desperate to call these places (both in some cases such as Thraxer's). Most of
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these places charge 1 dollar a minute to your bill. So you call up one, get 10
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minutes worth of jollies and then mommy finds the telephone bill with $10.00 of
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it to- what? Anita's Phone Sex Fantasy House? There's the end of that.
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But how to have phun with them is a different matter. First of all, you
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never call directly. As any good modem user should know, you phreak these
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places as you would a BBS. If you don't know how, you're too young or too
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stupid to be doing this and that it would just rot any "pure" person to bog
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moss. Or you can use divertors. Or you can call from your worst enemy's house
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(highly advisable if they deserve it; i.e. can't beat you up). Of course
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there's always your choice of not calling at all, but then why would you be
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looking at this file at all then? Hoping that it was a good porno story? For
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those of you who get off reading plagurized sex files, go marry your hands and
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a jar of vaseline.
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When calling any of these places up, have a tape recorder ready, tape the
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message and go call another place, and so on. Got that tape? Okay, time to
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think of things you can do with it-
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Things to do with it
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1. Take it to school
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2. Take it to school and play it
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3. Take it to school and play it during study hall
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4. Take is to work and play it for relaxation
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5. Hide it in the bathroom and have it going continuesly
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6. Beat off in synchronization with it
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7. Take out the spools of tape and make a turban out of it
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8. Tape more things onto it
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9. Play it over the Schools P.A. system
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10. Play it at 20 decibils in the middle of the street
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The Last choice, is not advised and that you should do so only in direct
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supervision on an adult. Also, it is not advised to call "live" phone fantasy
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places if you have a mickey mouse voice and try to convince the person their
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that you are over 18. In fact, pre-recorded messages are more fun and are
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easier to tape.
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Of course to be effecient, you must know the rules of phun with phone sex,
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cause if not carried out correctly, it could result in serious emotional
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disturbances which may affect or end the rest your sex life.
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Rules of trying to have sex on a phone
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1. No running, pushing, or jumping on deck
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2. No diving in deep end
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3. No wading in shallow end
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4. Never mix peanut butter with garlic in one sandwich
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5. (real rules) Never call legally or anyway that would charge your phone.
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6. Call pre-recoreded places
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7. Use a static free rubber when online- wouldn't want a shock would ya?
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8. If you start getting excited, give the phone some rest and go try screwing
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something else besides that.
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9. Read rule #10 carefully- its quite true
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10. Don't pay attention to rule #9- its a lie
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Well, get the basic Idea, play the tape somewhere where it will be
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obnoxious and make people giggle. And make sure mommy doesn't get it or..
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/ Writtem (C) 1988, The Anarchy Society- No rights Reserved /
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/___________________________________________________________________/
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DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS......
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Downloaded From P-80 International Information Systems 304-744-2253
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