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File: PHREAKERS 10 COMMANDMENTS
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The Phone Phreak's Ten Commandments
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[According to TAP (issue #86)]
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I. Box thou not over thine home telephone wires, for those who doest must
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surely bring the full wrath of the Chief Special Agent down upon thy
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heads.
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II. Speakest thou not of important matters over thine home telephone wires,
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for to do so is to risk thine right of freedom.
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III. Use not thine own name when speaking to other Phreaks, for that every
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third Phreak is an FBI agent is well known.
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IV. Let not overly man people know that thy be a Phreak, as to do so is to
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use thine own self as a sacrificial lamb.
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V. If thous be in school, strive to get thine self good grades, for the
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authorities well know that scholars never break the law.
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VI. If thou workest, try to be a goodly employee, and impressest thing boss
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with thine enthusiasm, for important employees are often saved by their
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own bosses.
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VII. Storest thou not thine stolen goods in thine home, for those who do are
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surely non-believers in the Bell System Security forces, and are not
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long for this world.
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VIII. Attractest thou not the attention of authorities, as the less noticable
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thou art, the better.
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IX. Makest sure thine friends are instant amnesiacs and will not remember
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that thou have called illegally, for their cooperation with the
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authorities will surely lessen thine time for freedom on this Earth.
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X. Supportest thou TAP, as it is thine newsletter, and without it,thy works
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will be far more limited.
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Courtesy of The Slipped Disk.
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