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*Phreakers Of The World*
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*Men In Anarchy*
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* Never Pay 29 Cents Again *
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*Written by .\\<5C>s<EFBFBD><73>r*
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*October 10,1993*
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Disclaimer
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By reading this file you agree to take full responsibility for your
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actions and that no blame shall be placed on either Phreakers Of The World/
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Men In Anarchy, or .\\aster for your actions. PoW/MiA denounces fraud, and
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all other forms of criminal activity. This file is intended for Information and entertainment
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purposes only.
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Introduction
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If you've ever paid 29 Cents to mail a letter, you've been wasting your
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money. In a recession year such as this one, especially, it's important not
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to let your hard earned dollars (and cents) go to another beauracracy.
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Twenty Nine Cents is not an aweful lot to save, but if you send ten
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letters a week, you could save up to $150. If you send only 8 (The national
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average) You could save $120, and so on. This file will describe the four
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methods I know of for avoiding or greatly reducing postage fees. Be counted
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and count your savings!
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۲- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<2D><>
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All us Americans know that sometimes blind people can be discriminated
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against. The government understands this too, and since mailing packages can
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be expensive, the government has decided to allow blind people to send their
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mail for free. "How Generous of Them!" You think. Wrong! They're paying
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for it with your tax money! You pay your taxes, why shouldn't you be able
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to send your packages free too? Well, now you can. Here's how to do it.
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Address your envelope like you normally would, but in the corner where
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you would normally put the stamp, write in neat print "FREE MATTER FOR THE
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BLIND." Now drop your package in one of those blue mailboxes you'll find
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on any street corner. It really works.
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The government isn't being that nice, though. Packages stamped "FREE
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MATTER FOR THE BLIND" are sent at library rate, which is below Third Class!
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To send a letter locally will take anywhere from two to five days, national-
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ly will take considerably longer.
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This is what your letter should look like:
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_____________________________________________________________________________
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| The BeLL'S iNC BBS FREE MATTER FOR |
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| PoW/Mia WoRLD HQ THE BLIND |
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| .\\<5C>gg<67><67> PoW/Mia FouNDeR |
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| PoW/Mia FouNDeRSHiP |
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This method is kind of obvious, but in my experience, it has worked.
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However, it won't work if you're trying to send letters nationally, it'll
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only work if the two addresses share the same post office. Write your
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letter, and put it in the envelope. Now, instead of writing your name in
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the return address spot, write your name in the addressee spot, on the
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center of the page. Write the addressee's name in the return address spot.
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Now drop it in the mailbox without any postage. Guess what's going
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to happen. The letter will be returned to the sender who, in this case,
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seems to be the addressee.
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Here's what your letter should look like:
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_____________________________________________________________________________
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| .\\<5C>gg<67><67> PoW/Mia FouNDeR [Addressee] [No Stamps Here]|
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| [708.PRi.VaTe], Il. |
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| PoW/Mia WoRLD HQ |
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Both of the above methods are slow, but if you'd like to send your mail
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at normal first class rates, here's a way to do it. This way doesn't save
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you money, though, unless the recipient agrees to give.
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Before sending your letter, coat the front side of the stamps with glue
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(Elmer's works fine.) It's best to use a stiff bristled brush dipped in the
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glue to coat the stamps with. It will take about twenty minutes to dry.
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Once the stamps have dried, stick them on your letter and mail it. The glue
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has created a coating that can not be seen by the eye, but will protect the
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stamps from being destroyed by the cancellation mark. When the letter
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arrives at it's destination, the recipient can remove the coating with water,
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take the stamps off the envelope, and reuse the stamps.
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This is a diagram of what your letter should look like. It'd look just like
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a normal letter, you can see.. But the 29 Cent stamp must be coated with
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glue.
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| <20><>ll's I<><49>. <20><>S | 29 |
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| [4o7.NeeD.ReFs], Il. | Stamp|
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| .\\<5C>gg<67><67> PoW/Mia FouNDer |
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| PoW/Mia FouNDeRSHiP |
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| [7o8.PRi.VATe], Il. |
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The US Postal Service, as you may or may not be aware, is a private
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corporation. Congress has the power to set postal rates, not the Post
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Office. This is stated in Section 8 of the US Constitution. Last time
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congress set postal rates, they set them at two cents. So two cents
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is all you legally have to pay for mailing your letters. Try it out,
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this really works!
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Get some a set of those stamp letters with the alphabet on them, or
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get the rubber stamps specially made up by your local printer. Use Red
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ink to stamp "FIRST CLASS MAIL" and "NON-DOMESTIC" on the top or left
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hand side of your envelope, and black or blue ink to stamp:
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"TWO CENT POSTAGE
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12 STATUTES AT LARGE
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CHAPTER 71, SECTION 23
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LOCAL/DROP LETTER
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81 U.S. STATUTE 613"
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One of the keys to making this work is that it seem official looking. It
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works for me, but if you drop twenty letters in the same mailbox all like
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this, it's less likely to work.
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Your envelope should look like this:
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| <20><>ll's I<><49>. <20><>S |2 Cent|
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| Two Cent Postage|
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| 12 Statutes at Large|
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| FIRST CLASS MAIL MeGaDeTH PoW/Mia #2 Chapter 71, Section 23|
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| NON-DOMESTIC PoW/Mia Site #2 Local/Drop Letter|
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| [7o8.PRi.VATe], Il. 81 U.S. Statute 613|
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Thank you for reading this PoW/Mia file, I hope it saves you many a 29 Cents.
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Look out for other PoW/Mia files, coming to a bbs near you, but until then,
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check out 7o8 Code aNaRCHy, Mia Anarchy, The PoW T-Files, and PoW
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Viruses 1-6. Look out for the Official PoW/Mia Mag, coming to you sometime
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This Year.
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[Pow/Mia]... Phreakers Of The World/Men In Anarchy [tm]
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(C) Copyright 1993. All rights reserved.
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