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History of the Orgone Committee
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The Orgone Committee is a very, very serious and very, very secret
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association of the best and brightest. Wer'e numbah wunn! Our history
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began when the first stroke of lightning zapped the roiling surface of
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Earth's primal sea, transmuting amino acids and nucleotides into DNA,
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the very first "living" molecule. (Note: many members maintain that our
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history officially started when the Big Bang began the ball bouncing
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with the first swirlings of sub-atomic particles that appeared mere
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microsceonds later.) When the first DNA molecule decided to pull up a
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chain of carbons to re st its aching helixes on, we were there. But
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nothin g has thrilled us all as much as when we convinced the first of
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the blue/green algae to try sexual reproduction! From there on in it was
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a breeze. More recent activities have included coaxing arboreal apes to
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walk on their hind legs, encouraging agriculture through teaching beer
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brewing, inspiring a slightly tipsy Sumerian shaman into pressing a
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sharpend stick into clay, and twitching a branch so sending an apple to
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thud hollowly on Sir Issac Newton's noggin. The Orgone Committee is a
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body of initiates in whose hands are concentrated the knowledge of the
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following bodies:
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a. The Order Of the O.K.
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b. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
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c. The Order of the Illuminati
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d. The Knights Templar
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e. The Hermetic Circle
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f. The Mayan Priesthood
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g. The Golden Dawn
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h. The Inner Party
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i. The Cult of B.O.Z.O.
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j. H.O.L.G.
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k. The Neo-Thelemoid Clique
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l. The Santo-Yoruba Clique
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m. The Gardenarian Tradition
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n. The Welsh Tradition
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o. The Wiccoid-Panpaganite Clique
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p. Certain Martial Arts Masters
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q. The Toltec Seers
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r. The Tantrick Diddlers
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s. The Meta-Agnostic Clique
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t. The Novus Ordo Secularum
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u. The A A
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v. The Runemasters and Runemisstresses
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w. The U.F.O.'s
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In more remote times, the constituent originating assemblies of the
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Orgone Committee have included such people as: Badfeet (The caveman who
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invented the wheel), Notooth (the cavewomen who first grabbed a burning
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branch off a lightning struck tree), Hermes, Hypatia, Lesbia, Cybele,
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Lao Tze, Siddartha, Krishna, Merlin, Paracelsus, Isis, Osiris, Horus,
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Hadit, Nuit, Ellegua, Aristotle, Heracles, Aphrodite, Diana, Odin,
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Ankh-Af-Na-Khonsu, Arthur, Gueneviere, Odysseus, Pythoness, Mescalito,
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Quexacoatl, John Dee, Sir Edward Kelly.
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More recently: Don Juan Mateus, Aleister Crowley, Wilhelm Reich, Sigmund
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Freud, Gerald Gardner, Albert Einstein, Thomas Alva Edison, Joan Of Arc,
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Franz Bardon, Nicholas Tesla, Dion Fortune, George Orwell,
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Gandalf-The-White, Ischade, Bob, Israel Regardie, Arthur Frane, Emmanuel
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Goldstein, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, Booker T.
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Washington, Bozo The Clown. The names of living Masters and Mistresses
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are never revealed. This most recent manifestation of the Orgone
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Committee has been active since 1984.Within six years we have created a
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network of Wiccans, Magickians, Anarchists, Artists, and Mutants. Our
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numbers fluctuate wildly, but year by year the network grows as its
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usefullness and power increases. Most of those who work with us prefer
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to remain anonymous. (Can you blame them?)
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