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The secret inner core of the MOOist church. They live in shadows, and never
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brush their teeth... They are (dramatic music) The Unthwakables.
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Lurking in darkness, the unthwakables perform strange and mysterious rites for
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their ring leader, one Mr Half Mad.
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Armed only with wet sponges, the unthwakables are calm, cool, and completely
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psychotic.
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They feed off your lack of fear.
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They wear funny hats.
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They know when you are sleeping, and they'll guess when you're awake about 50%
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of the time.
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They are, the unthwakables!
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They carve soap into funny animal shapes.
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They haunt you like the plague.
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They feed your pets rare and disaterous herbs that cause your pets excretions
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to be bright beige.
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They are, the unthwakables.
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