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From: James Still <still@kailua.colorado.edu>
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Subject: P x M = a_j
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Date: Thu, 11 Nov 93 09:31:00 PST
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... . . . . . . . . . . . .
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popE x Mass = accelerated_j e s u s
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... . . . . . . . . . . . .
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--- issue 1, no 1 -----------------------------------------------
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#include <stdio.h> W E L C O M E !
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int main() ...to the first
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{ issue of popE x
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printf("Editor: Johannes Kepler \n"); Mass = accelera
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printf("Copyright (c) 1993 by James Still"); ted_jesus......
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} I'll be your ed
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itor for this
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So I'm sitting here eating a fucking piroshki 'zine, so please
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store-bought from King Stupid's, and thinking observe the no
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about stealing 4 megs of *beautiful* RAM from smoking sign....
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my work computer. The other eight shouldn't sit back, relax
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miss their SIMM stick brother, and I sure and breath deep.
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could use the adrenaline rush at home. I'm eagerly look
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ing for submissi
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I remember reading the other day on some alt ons of articles,
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dot net posting how armed gangs are horking observations,
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Pentium chips and RAM sticks from Silicon rants, raves, or
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Valley companies. Right off the loading dock anything worth
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just scooping 'em up like gummie bears outta reading... Send
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the grocery-store bulk bins. RAM used to them to:
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stand for "Random Access Memory" but I think <still@kailua.
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its becoming "Rare As Money." I ask the guy colorado.edu>
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on the phone, "why the hell has RAM gone up or upload to the
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so much?" and he mumbles something about a Hieroglyphic Voo
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chip manufacturer's plant blowing up in doo Machine BBS
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Japan. Blows up? How did that happen? at +1 303 443
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Cutting off my supply like that --I'm tryin' 2457 (V.32bis).
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to score here and keep coming up dry... Hone those writi
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ng skills...
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Meanwhile VMaster's e-mailing and braggin'
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to me about his decked-out machine with it's
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pregnant banks of 16 whole megs. Damn. The
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Cypherpunk mailing list is going on about "Digicash" and "Virtual
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Money." It's a cool concept sure, pass some PGP-signed
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sawbucks my way, but its still just vaporware. RAM is real. RAM
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*is* money right now.
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I'm still eyeing that case and fingering the Phillips that could
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crack it wide open. You'll have to excuse me, but that 4-meg is
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whispering my name.
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------ f e a t u r e -------------------------------------------
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INHERITING THE BUGGED CODE OF VERSION 1.0
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by James Still
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Come on you can admit it. The anarcho-seasoned angst that still
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languishes on the Internet is getting boring. Remember when
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rebellion used to be hip, happenin' and wow? Now it's about as
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exciting as a sterile postcard photo of Sid Vicious. Even the
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ancient how-to philes on building atomic bombs seem like an
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amnesiatic blast from the past of Kubrick's Dr. StrangeLove. The
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lock-step to a neuromanced-Marxism, liberally sprinkled with
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sci-fi romance, has a whole generation lashing out in immature
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frustration. Few look beyond the smoke of a paranoiac war to
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make sure that the fascists are still there. Have we built an
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ideology of absurdity? No, we+re just renting it. The truth is
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we never asked "why" when we eagerly grabbed the bits of
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disembodied leftovers of 60's activism, Reagonomic pipe-dreams,
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and post-punk skepticism. Like a witch's brew, our generation
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has thrown all of these things, plus a healthy dose of our own
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disgust and apathy, into a boiling cauldron of schizophrenic
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identity. But turn the ladle and stir the soup in search of a
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real ethics that smacks of something worth computing for, and
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you'll find only a watered down mixture of sickly broth. No meat
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and potatoes. No huevos.
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Ethics Version 2.0
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The beta test is over for version 1.0, and the end user lost. I
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can think of no better way for a confused schizo to rethink his
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or her ethics and identity than with that lovely concept called
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object-oriented programming. After all what is OOP? Objects are
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understandable, we can see them, point to them and say, "Look at
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that thing, that object." Just as a car has parts; a steering
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wheel, engine, wheels, etc., a program's object has parts called
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methods. Those methods are encapsulated together and the
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programmer inherits them into his program. We computer nerds
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think and understand this confusion called 'life' best when it is
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reduced to a defined structure like OOP. The 'objects' we
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inherited and incorporated into our own individual programs aren't
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our own. It's like someone opened up our brain at birth and
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poured in the weaknesses of dogma, racism, rigidity, narrow-
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mindedness, and a whole host of other damning ideas masquarading
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as "moral ethics." When do we stop inheriting the bugged source
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code of other ideologies and political dead weight and start
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thinking for ourselves? Now is the time to look closer at the
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society we live in and tame the ideological monster in order to
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make room for a code that works.(1)
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The Gears of Society
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Our society is a flow of machines that "work best when constantly
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breaking down," according to anti-Oedipal thinking. Like Donna
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Hathaway's cyborgs, we are all interconnected as living machines
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in a global system of valves, breaks, and cables, and operating
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in a flux of material flow. Everything flows. The bee that
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vomits the honey to the mouth that eats it, to the penis that
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produces a flow of urine, to the anus that cuts off a flow of
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shit. Penetration of the vagina by that penis, to the explusion
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of infant from the same. Humans interact in libidinal context at
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two levels according to French philosophers Gilles Deleuze and
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Felix Guattari, in their work entitled Anti-Oedipus. One level
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is as desiring machines and the other is a courtship with a
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lifeless entity called the body without organs. We are all
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desiring machines at a most basic level. Our connections to
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other people, working, giving, taking, killing, fucking, flowing,
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and the ethics with which we treat them, produces an ebb and flow
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called desire production. Were it not for the millions of
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"nervous systems all going tick-tick"(2) producing this desire,
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we could not collectively create the body without organs. Marx
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and Deleuze call this body Capital. For us, that body is
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Information. The Internet exists as thousands of tendrils that
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reach out in an endless electronic network of inorganic fingers.
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We have created the Internet Information body and stitched it up
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with our own material flow. It can't survive without us spoon-
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feeding it the nourishment of purpose. This interaction blurs
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the line between man and machine until, like a surgical graft we
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and it are completely connected. A true philosophical Cyborg.
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But this connection is a double-edged sword, for while we may
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gain the swift efficiency of the machine, we will not survive
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without the well-oiled cooperation of the other working parts.
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Sartre describes all human relationships as "being locked in
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tension and conflict, ... a constant struggle to absorb others
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and resist being absorbed by them." Remember Naked Lunch's
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paranoid fear of absorption? By not rethinking an ethics now,
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the man/machine graft will result in the machine gaining the
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power over the man simply by default. Absorbing the man. Even
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if the cyborg were to consist of complete automation in every
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detail save for a head and maybe a trunk of flesh, if that flesh
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contains ethics, it will maintain humanity, and not sink
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completely into cold circuitry. This is the reality upon which
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our on-line ethics must be based. We are becoming one with the
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machine. This machine can go on breaking down, or the parts can
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bond together in a collective, cohesive morality.
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Nietzsche killed God, Call a Doctor
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Ever since Zarathustra spoke thus our own human voices echo a
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little too loudly across the gaping void where God once ruled.
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The problems of societal breakdown cannot be blamed or projected
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on a perceived lack of religious morality. We are completely on
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our own. But hasn't it always been that way really? The epic
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question of Plato's Euthephro dilemma shows us how even if there
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is a God, we are still utterly alone in deciding right and wrong.
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Kant recognized this when he wrote in Religion within the Bounds
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of Pure Reason,
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"... every man creates his God. ... For in whatever
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way ... the Diety should be made known to you, even...
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if He should reveal Himself to you, it is you... who
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must judge whether you are permitted (by your conscience)
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to believe in Him and to worship Him."
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Humans have always been forced to make up the rules for right and
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wrong. Sometimes we write leather-bound books with impressive
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gold trim and attribute those rules to a god, but some flunky had
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to put quill to parchment to initially write the damn thing. We
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are back to the central question: What do I do that is right?
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Of course there is a more selfish question which is all too
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common among on-line rebels, that being: Why should I do what is
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right? Self-interest is the monkey-wrench of moral philosophy.
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It worried the hell out of Hobbes, Butler and as far back as
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Plato, who wrote about the Master Criminal who killed the king,
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raped the queen, and usurped the entire kingdom for himself.
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(They had Conan comics back then?) Kant had the Hardened
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Scoundrel who asked, "Why should I here and now do the thing
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which is ethically right, when it will pay me better to do the
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wrong thing?"
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This little philosophical gem, known as rational egoism, hits
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home in cyberspace. If the body without organs is Information,
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and our Deleuzean desire tells us to rape that hollow body,
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before the Master Criminal can get to it, why wait? Isn't it
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imperative to follow the libindal drive and take all you can in
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good beer commercial, 'gusto' fashion? (Hoping that everyone
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else will follow their ethics so that your conquests are
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possible). These are difficult questions. The paradox is that
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if everyone stole software, hacked and raped the virginal
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mainframe systems of a so-called "Big Brother," or destroyed
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the local BBS with a well-placed Trojan, there would be no one
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left in the subsequent electronic rubble. The current excuses
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we hear are no more than lame attempts at moralizing and
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rationalizing a purported war against the Telco and 'Phed' enemy.
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It is an odd time when a plunderer makes excuses for his thefts,
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rather than accepting moral (or immoral) responsibilities for
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them. Are our ethics so weak that we have to soothe our guilty
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conscious by pointing to the fat profit margins of an AT&T? If
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our intent is to steal, then let's admit at least that much, and
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incorporate that into our object-oriented ethics. But let's not
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steal under the false banner of an antifascism. The games of
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moralizing an ideology, rather than an action, good or evil, is
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awash in schizophrenic ethics. "There has never been so much
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moralizing as in the century of Stalin and Hitler," wrote
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philosopher Bernard-Henri Levy. But we go on using the macerated
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semantics of "fascist," "capitalist," and "Marxist," anyway to
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justify our fast-food, drive-thru anarchy. Because the on-line
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rebel has issued an all-but battle-cry (everyone except me is to
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behave and do so and so), we risk sinking into Levy's dreaded
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"barbarism." The most pointless part of this impending barbarism,
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is that we will sift through the rubble never knowing the good or
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the evil, or who we are fighting for, against, or why.
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It's the Isis and Bacchus Show
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Internet e-mail swells with the signifiers and taglines of a
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postmodern paganism. Bacchus' pleasures once again blow sweet
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nothings into the collective ears of a reccession-weary,
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disgruntled cyberspace. It wasn't that long ago that the Nordic
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motif spun out of Mein Kampf wooed another depressed society with
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its subtle charms. Paganism has a mind-numbing way of putting
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off and forgetting the responsibilities that we have toward
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developing an ethics. Its attitude is that of a Star Trek rerun
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on planet Lotus, where everyone is drunk with the carefree wine
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of irresponsibility until Spock finally discovers the antidote
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called Rationalism. The anti-pagan, consumptive era of the
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eighties, with its monotheistic duality and Satanic 'backward
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masking' scares, spawned an epic battle of good versus evil
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(Capital versus Marx) that reached new heights of absurdity.
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Paganism is a comforting dialectic, representing the cool
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detachment of an anti-Reagan, anti-consumptive minimalism.
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It is a halted, hesitancy that has decided 'desire' is more
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important than humanity.
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Make Room for Mac-Daddy
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The bug-riddled program of monotheistic morality hasn't worked
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very well and the time has come to delete it from the collective
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hard drive of our ingrained consciousness. If we also can shut
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our ears to the honeyed song of the sirens of paganism as well,
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we may be able to formulate a sound ethics that can get us by.
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Even if only barely. The mistake is thinking in the worn-out
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duality terms of a Marxist or a Capitalist, a Democrat or a
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Republican, a Christian or a Pagan; they are all valid for a
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fleeting moment and in a certain context, yet riddled with
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ideological disease. Their meaning is lost in a sea of illusion
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and half-truth. We must make room for an ethics by tossing into
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that sea, all the baggage of ideology. We must inherit an
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object-oriented ethics of our own, based on individual
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responsibility for our own actions. If the code doesn't work
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quite right, we can fine-tune it, modify it, or even delete it,
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the choice is ours. But we must make that choice, and no one
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else.
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In a world of polarized extremes, I don't envy the making of
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those choices. There will be plenty of debugging going on while
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we search for the elusive moraliste. It may take a while to
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find such a creature among the electronic rubble of reactionism,
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and there's no guarantee that barbarism won't rule the computer
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networks anyway. But you probably spend too much time shut up
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indoors with your computer as it is. Get out in the sunshine
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why don't you?
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Just don't forget to take your laptop. ;)
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Footnotes:
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^1 "Limit politics to make room for ethics." Bernard-Henri
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Levy, The Testament of God, p. 37.
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^2 "Having checked it, loved it, been brought down and moved
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on by it, I've come to see that the real world doesn't exist:
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only millions and millions of small individual ones, all
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rushing about with their heads cut off but their nervous
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systems still tick-ticking."
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- Exerpts from the Mind of the Cappuccino Kid
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----.sig --------------------------------------------------------
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popE x Mass = accelerated_j e s u s is published
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periodically by the sysop of the Hieroglyphic Voodoo Machine BBS
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which boasts and toasts --> V.32bis N81 at --> +1 303 443 2457.
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entire contents of this file is copyrighted 1993 (c) by James
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Still, aka Johannes Kepler and may *not* be extracted or re-
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published with prior consent from James Still. All Rights
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Reserved Poncho...
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send submissions, gripes, comments to: still@kailua.colorado.edu
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----EOF----------------------------------------------------------
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