31 lines
716 B
Plaintext
31 lines
716 B
Plaintext
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Liber Woof
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Woof as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
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There is no god but dog.
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1. Dog has the right to live by his own law:
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to fetch as he will
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to bark as he will
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to play as he will
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to sniff as he will
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2. Dog has the right to eat what he will:
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to drink what he will
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to sleep where he will
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to roll as he will on the face of the earth.
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3. Dog has the right to mess as he will"
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to howl as he will
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to whine as he will
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to slobber as he will
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4. Dog has the right to love as he will
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(yea, even unto next door's pedigree poodle)
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5. Dog has the right to bite those who would
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thwart these rights.
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Woof is the law, Woof under will.
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-- Mincing Machine
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