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PART Nineteen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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"How can life be so bountiful, providing such sublime rewards for
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Mediocrity?"
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---William S.
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Exalt not the Wise,
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So that the people shall not scheme and contend.
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---Taoist Doctrine
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SOMEWHERE AT THIS MOMENT, way far away,There may be Erisians in a Galaxy
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fighting against Lord Malamar of the Lemurites and the Dreaded Spider nut
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monkey race.
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Subject: turtle data\Front Anon Groups of Secret Covert Illumanati
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"ORGANIZATION OF MEN WHO DO NOT WANT TO WAKE UP WITH THEIR
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PENIS SEVERED"
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"ORGANIZATION OF PEOPLE WHO FEAR DRINKING MERCURIC ACID"
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"ORGANIZATION OF WOMAN WHO DON'T WANT TO DATE JEFFREY DAHMER"
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"ORGANIZATION OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIKE STICKING PINS IN THEIR RETINA"
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Fido-Loops Policy emmenating from the Book of Ptah-Hotep
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IF thou are Annoyed at a thing, if thou are tormented by someone who is
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acting within his rights, get out of his sight, and remember him no more
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when he has ceased to adress thee.
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<20> *** CAUTION! ***
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from Saint Emer of the ling
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To: All
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Re: Sing-along-with-Dave
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<music playing>
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If I had a hammer ... I'd hammer in the evening.
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I'd hammer in the morning ...
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And probably be making minimum wage.
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From: Anaximander
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To: Tori s
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subject: lunch meat
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The most sacred text of all:
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It was written on a loaf of turkey baloney. Upon the 23 slices were put the
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most inspired words of the gODDESS herselph. They exposed the universe to a
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power unlike that of anything yet to be seen. All of the pages but one were
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mistakenly made into a school lunch. The remaining page rests in the sacred
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fantastic four lunchbox withe the Wholly Wrelic of the apple of yappledapple.
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it is difficult to read after ten years but the words are still earth
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shattering. I can furnish a transcription upon request if you would like or if
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anyone reading this would like.
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Anaximander
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-life is like a bag of cheez wiz with holes in the fabric of reality
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This Statement is True><This Statement is False.
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Consult your Pineal Gland
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