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PART Fourteen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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Know O Beleivers, that the number 13 is considered Unlucky, and no
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chapter of Principia Entropius was Written, in the number 13.
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Released From: Anaximander
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Originally To: St.Paper Dragon
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subject: generalisimo Franco Frunaldi
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I remember the last astral travel my companion and I took. We hopped
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the magic bus and took a left at Malkut. We ended up ina holding pattern
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underneath Ireland. I noticed that we were circling around a small Leprechuan
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who was playing the nose-flute. I asked him why he had a proclivity for
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instruments that were not to his ethnicity. He simply replied that he had
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tried to take up the digery-doo but it was hard to play when you could fit
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your whole head in the mouthpiece. We pondered this for a moment, stopped at
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the shiva-shine buswash, and headed to the third star to the left and straight
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on till evening. This is the nasty opposite to never-never land. The found
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boys have a pretty good strip bar there.
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++++++============================================++++++++++++++
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(Note there was a 13th Chapter of Principia Entropius, but it was eaten
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by Mr. Momotos Brother.)
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Monk speaking to God after having spent a faithful life in Celibacy:
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"You mean, it was "CElebrate"...WE had it all wrong?"
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Corinthians 9:12
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Ren and Stimpy are Role-Models for Children, they should be left
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Unnattended to Watch The show, for hours at a time. They are to be
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considered Demi-gods spawned of Eris's own Phlegm.
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(note Celibate Monk who had mis-read the Scriptures, Had only occaisonally
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molested Choir-boys and so was allowed to enter Paradise.)
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(MEDICAL FACT OF KNOWLEDGE)
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It seems you are quite unaware of the medical value of the sperm of a
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mature spider monkey.
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It seems that when such sperm is generously applied to areas of human
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skin with a particularly advanced stage of wrinkling, within days, there seems
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to be a pronounced tightening of the skin. The wrinkles seem to disappear. It
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leaves the individual looking 10 to 20 years younger than they would normally
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appear. Although totally cosmetic in nature, multiple applications of spider
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monkey sperm can essentially erase 10 to 20 years from your physical
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appearance.
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(Very few people know that there are over 200 milligrams of Spider Monkey
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sperm
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in Oil of Olay. This is very controversial since the FDA has not yet given
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its seal of approval to its use.)
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Although the scientific community is conducting on-going research trying
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to unharness other possible uses for this "wonder liquid", it is ironic to
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note that the initial discovery of its powers came about quite by accident. It
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seems Dick Clark, as a child, had many spider monkey pets. Before he would
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put them to bed at night, it became a ritual for him to tell them bedtime
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stories. But his stories were always very erotic and would cause the spider
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monkeys to ejaculate uncontrollably, dousing young Dick with their sperm. The
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long term effects were astounding. To this day, Dick Clark appears *decades*
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younger than he actually is. And, he always travels with a group of spider
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monkeys wherever he goes.
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Doctors and scientists are well aware of this tightening effect the sperm
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has on human skin. But, thus far, they have not been able to find other
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useful medical purposes. Supposedly, it makes an excellent salad topping as
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well.
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But, the tightening of the skin effect is profound and could have
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widespread ramifications in the appearance of future aged Americans. By the
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year, 2050, if spider monkey sperm should ever get final approval by the FDA,
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the appearance of an 80-yr-old man could be exactly the same as a 30-yr-old.
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Johnson & Johnson's Corporation already has obtained legal first rights to
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market the product when it becomes available (supposedly under the name ...
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MONK-KUM) Also, the marketing researchers at Johnsons & Johnson's are
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considering mixing it with spermicidal jelly.
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So, do not be too quick to kill any spider monkeys,
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--Dr.Emerling
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Mutual of Oklahoma
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Illuminatus Front Organization
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" Its been said that Poetry consists of letting the word be heard beyond
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words. And Goethe says, "All things are Metaphors." Everything thats
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transitory is but a metaphorical reference. Thats what we all are."
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-----Joseph Campbell
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The Power of Myth, Pg 230.
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"I do not like Green Eggs and Ham"
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-Dr.Suess
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Official Religous Titles OF froot_loops, Miscellaneous Grab-bag,
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available to any that claim them:
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ADVICE GUY!
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INQUISTITOR OF THE PAINFUL STICK
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WEILDER OF THE POINTED STICK
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JUSTICIAR OF ASSISTANCE
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TOADLICKER
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BUTTWIPE J.g (junior Grade)
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ASSISTANT FARTKNOCKER
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LIUETENANT DILLHOLE OF THE PEE PEE DANCE
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you may only choose one, and that title is for Eternity, unless Otherwise
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notified.
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