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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Fourteen of 15
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Everything You know is Wrong
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---St. Burlap
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"Stink, Stunk...Stank"
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-----Dr.Suess
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--Excerpted from the grinch Stole Christmas
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There is no danger in interpreting the Symbols of a Religious System and
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calling them metaphors instead of facts. What that does is to turn them
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into messages for your own personal inward expereince and life. The system
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suddenly becomes a personal expereince.
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----Joseph Campbell
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The Tale of St. Bill of Byhalia
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Unto the Lands did Bill the Prophet of Byhalia preach, and unto the masses
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did he claim, that it was a universal ideology that "I don' beleive its
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against the law to sell furnitcha to cheap!" and he would smile his toothless
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grin, and maintains his flat affect.
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And Unto the masses did he sell Furniture, and proselytyze many, as he
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did so, he claimed to be from the little church with a big heart,and he
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would say "I don' beleive its against the law to sleep with your daughtah!"
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and then he would roll around on the ground, smacking his buttocks, as
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he screamed, "I do not know, I do not know" in the manner of Hung Mung.
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Then later he speant his life, lonely and bitter, as an act in a freak
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show, he worked next to the man with two butts, a descendent of Mr. Momomoto
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and that man, eventually took his life,and ate him.
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There is much to be learned from this parable, you can learn more some times
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from what is not written,than from what is.This comes from the Jewish
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"Kabballah" meaning "from mouth to Ear", or the Dickish Word "Crappallah"
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Wich means, "From Foot to Ass".
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Meta-Agnosticism Without Tears
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Dear Fellow Committee Member,
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You write inquiring as to the relative merits of Meta-Agnosticism over,
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say, Anarcha-Eristianism, and, in the same line of your otherwise rather
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vacuous missive, ask to quickly sum the points of the practical
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application of my Clique's Official Party Line as you (the phrase
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"rather snidely" springs to mind) put it. In twenty-five million words
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or less you further specify! Very well.
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1. Understand that everything you know is uncertain, including
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uncertainty.
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2. Identify the elements of your conscious and unconscious self and
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develop these elements of these faculties. These being: first your
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knowledge of your self and the world around you, second your
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feelings/intuitions, third your will -- the Life Force that enables you
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to live and grow, fourth your daring -- the moment by moment course of
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action you choose. Never falter from directing your development for
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balance first, power second.
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3. Step by step, get into the habit of developing and balancing these
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faculties every day. After 10-20 years relentless practice, it will get
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to be a habit all the time.
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4. You'll know what to do then.
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-- A.P.B.
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