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<EFBFBD> Area: MONTY PYTHON <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Msg#: 192 Rec'd Date: 02-23-94 23:43
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From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
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Subj: Days and Knights of Monty
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YET ANOTHER RUN THROUGH BY THE LEGENDARY ART OF MONTY PYTHON...
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Or a reasonable facsimilie...
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KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND
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TABLE (CAMELOT SONG)
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We're Knights of the Round Table
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We'll dance when ere we're able,
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We do routines and chorus scenes
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with footwork impeccable.
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We dine well here in camelot,
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we eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
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We're Knights of the Round Table,
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Our shows are formidable,
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But many times, we're
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given rhymes
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that are quite unsingable.
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We're Opera mad in Camelot,
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We sing from the diaphram
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al...o...o...o...t.
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In war we're tough and able,
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Quite indefatigable,
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Between our quests,
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we sequin vests,
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and impersonate Clark Gable.
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It's a busy life in Camelot,
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I have to push the pram* a lot.
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COMPOSER: NEIL INNES
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AUTHORS: GRAHAM CHAPMAN/JOHN CLEESE
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FROM MONTY PYTHON SINGS
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(1989) KAY-GEE-BEE LTD.
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(1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
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*For those who don't know what a pram is, it's a kind of baby carriage with a
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hood and big spoked wheels...for...babies...right? HEY! Don't look at me like
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that! They've got all the right to know what a pram is! You don't think
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they'd mistake it for a kind of rat or toad or...toilet or something?! Stop
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that! Knock if ooofff! THAT'S IT! NOW YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT...
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WE REGRET TO INFORM THAT THE LAST OF THIS MESSAGE WAS CUT OFF FOR VIOLENT
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REASONS.
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NEXT...
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THE ISSUE OF RELIGIOUS SPERM
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(WITH APOLOGIES TO THE MODERATOR)
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... Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent.
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