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Subj: Begin
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: TUE JAN 29 10:12:59 PM
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Post about the awesum new sport,
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luding!
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lude pole :
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Numb: 2
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Subj: TRIPLE LUDE LASH
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From: MAD CANADIAN
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Date: WED JAN 30 3:10:17 PM
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ok. this is what happens when one gets triple lude lash.
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lude pole
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! ! !
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caption: I'd rather be dead.
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M.C.
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Thought Police
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Numb: 3
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Subj: WHAT THE H*LL
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From: CHRIS OSTERTAG
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Date: THU JAN 31 3:22:29 PM
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JUST WHAT THE HELL IS LUDING ANYWAY? I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME
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AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
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THANX
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YOURS TRULY
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CHRIS OSTERTAG
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Numb: 4
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Subj: LUDING?!
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From: BUNNY HOPSALOT
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Date: THU JAN 31 5:17:26 PM
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"PEOPLE ON LUDES SHOULD NOT DRIVE!!!!"
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PLEASE EXUSE MY IGNORANCE, BUT JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS "LUDING"??????????? HOW
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DOES WHEN KNOW WHEN AND IF THEY ARE "LUDING"??? DOES THIS HAVE ANY EFFECT ON
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MENTAL STATUS (IE. FALLING GRADES, TRIPS TO A THERAPIST????)..... "WELL
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GERTIE, IT SEEMS I HEARD GINNY SAYING YESTERDAY THAT YOUR GRANDSON IS A
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"LUDER"....... IS THERE A PLACE WHERE ALL THE "LUDERS" HANG OUT.... IS IT A
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MOVEMENT????? DO YOU HAVE DRESS CODES THAT IDENTIFY YOU TO ONE ANOTHER???????
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DO YOU ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT?????? IS THERE A SECRET MEMBERSHIP??????? DO
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YOU HAVE A LEADER????? "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" (SLAP!! THANX, I NEEDED
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THAT!!!!!!!!!!)
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(ALL OF A SUDDEN, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, A LARGE SHOE COMES DOWN AND SMASHES
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BUNNY AS SHE IS TYPING...............)
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"SORRY, BUT SHE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES....... LITTLE TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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PLEASE EXCUSE ALL THIS SILLINESS.....
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bunny hopsalot!
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bunny/T.A.N.C.
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Numb: 5
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Subj: (Awesomeness Urban Sports)
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From: CAPTAIN VIDEO
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Date: THU JAN 31 7:35:00 PM
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Well, so my motherboard fried...TEAM is sitting on their asses about it, but oh
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well....As soon as I get up again, I'll be the most awesome PHREE BBS in the
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cities! (6megs/1200/300/24hours/7days/incredlby awesome (G)-files)
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612/377-7747 <when I get a new motherboard....>
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-Cappie <ludemobile driver/e-meter watcher/Mr. "touch 'n Fry">
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Numb: 6
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Subj: lude-weirdness
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From: RIFF RAFF
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Date: FRI FEB 1 1:07:35 PM
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"i am going to lude southdale", he says holding his head high and gazing some-
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where over the horizon...
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"no, please, don't do it", she cries, "you're young and have such a promising
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future, why must you flirt with disaster like that?...."
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deep down inside he knew he had to do it... there was no real choice. but he
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was torn between the two great loves. there was she, crying at his knees, and
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there was the all-consuming passion for luding burning deep within him....
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[to be continued by anyone who wants]
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Subj: Lude weirdness cont.
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From: LATIN APPLER
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Date: FRI FEB 1 2:21:48 PM
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......and as she clings to his pant leg, he looks endlessly into the sky, to
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him its challenging, to her its dangerous. When he looks at the rope that cries
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for him, and also at the woman of his life, he ask's himself, "is it worth it,
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falling to an endless death"? But he also looks at the other side, it is a
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glory that no other man could feel. Just then he decides, he goes for the rope,
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he pushes her aside, and walks toward the giant that touches the clouds. As he
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is ready to grab the rope, his only love screams........?
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<cont. by next person>
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The
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-MPG-
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Subj: cont. cont.
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From: FENRIS ULF
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Date: FRI FEB 1 7:37:08 PM
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"No...No...I'm...I'm ...How can I tell you this...A little luder is on the
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way...What if the Southdale anti-lude squad was to kill you what would I do?"
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He then pauses....thinking...glancing at the top of the pole...looking at her
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[Cont. Next]
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Fenris Ulf
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Subj: wierd cont.
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From: THE INCIDER
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Date: FRI FEB 1 7:50:52 PM
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...he wavers for a moment, thinking of sherking his resposibility. Then he
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know what meus be done, he must lude Southdale, its in his destiny. He bravely
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grabs the lude rope screaming that he must be King of the luders. As he is
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abou to break the reacord on one of the most dangerous ludes ever he hears a
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scream. It's the lady he longs to be near the rest of his life. Upon hearing
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this scream he looks up and sees.....
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someone elses turn...
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The
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Incider
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Subj: When?
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From: MAD CANADIAN
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Date: MON FEB 4 4:09:49 PM
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ok. When is the next time that we are going luding, or the next time that
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there is a rematch between Latin Appler and I? heh heh. oh well, just had to
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ask....
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M.C.
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Thought Police
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Subj: CONT. AND ONWARD....
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From: RIFF RAFF
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Date: TUE FEB 5 8:38:28 AM
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AS HIS FEET LEAVE THE CONCRETE EDGE OF THE SOUTHDALE LUDITORIUM, HE REALIZES
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HIS HORRIBLE MISTAKE! COULD IT BE TRUE THAT HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 'SWISH-
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SWISH' OF LITTLE LUDERS AROUND THE HOUSE (ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT GONAL STRADDLE
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BACK IN '82!)
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IN ONE LAST DESPERATE DISPLAY OF SELF-CONTROL, HE LASHES HIS ARM (THE ONE NOT
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IN THE OFFICIAL AIR-FORCE 'WILD BILL' DEATH GRIP) AROUNG THE LUDE-PIN AND PULLS
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HIMSELF AGAINST THE 'TOWER OF POWER'. THERE, HEARING HER WEEPING OVER THE HOWL
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OF THE WIND, HE TRIES TO PULL HIMSELF UPWARD, FINGERS CLAWING THE CONCRETE
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RETAINING WALL, FINGER- NAILS PEELING BACK LIKE WET DECALS, BUT HE COULDN'T
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LUDE, NOT NOW, NOT LIKE THIS....
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[UH, HUH...]
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Subj: LUDING SUPPLIES
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From: ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX
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Date: TUE FEB 5 10:01:43 PM
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THE FOLLOWING LUDING SUPPLIES ARE AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL LUDING CENTER:
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LUDING GLOVES; SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO WITHSTAND THE STRESS.
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LUDING FLAGS; WAVE YOUR COLORS AS YOU BRAVE THE POLE.
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LUDING SHIRTS; LET THE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR SOCIETY.
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LUDING ROPES; SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO PROVIDE THAT EXTRA LASH YOU NEED.
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LUDING POLES; FIBERGLASS WONDERS THAT GIVE A NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "LASH".
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LUDING PADS; PROTECT THE LITTLE ONES FROM GRAVEL GRINDS, PIN BIFFS, AND OTHER
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HAZARDS.
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ORDER BY MAIL FROM:
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AWESOME DUDES, INC.
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2269 LUDE WAY
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MPLS MN 26969
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Subj: LUDING
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From: FENRIS ULF
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Date: WED FEB 6 7:20:12 PM
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So what is the story on luding this weekend?
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Fenris Ulf
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Subj: [$$$]
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From: CAPTAIN VIDEO
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Date: WED FEB 6 11:21:32 PM
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Let's do it...been a while for me, but we shoud go again...that way I could pay
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the store & you guyz who need $$$ in your drug fund...oh well...you know where
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the LOG is at [1200 now.] 3777747,callnow, etc...get well s@@n john and I might
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dump my corvus for a sider so I can go ProDOS...did that disk come in yet? I
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still gotta call FirstTech about my ][+, but see ya tomorrow if you're feelin'
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any better....gotta rest up for luding this weekend....just remember that the
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awesome black machine [my "car", the ludemobile, needs plates/insurance/etc. so
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I can't provide mobility...] kbye, l8er, etc......keep on functioning...
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-Cappie [Twirling cursors at 1200 is acceptable, but not overly k@@l...it does
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ok...]
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Subj: THIS WEEKEND!
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From: RIFF RAFF
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Date: THU FEB 7 6:42:14 PM
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WELL, DUE TO THE WEATHER WARMING UP TO 0 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND, WE ARE
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ORGANIZING THE WORLDS FIRST LUDE POLE TREASURE HUNT. THIS WILL INVOLVE
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SCOURING THE 5 STATE REGION FOR THE MOST AWESOME LUDE POLE AROUND!
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WELL, ANYONE WHO CAN DRIVE IS INVITED TO CRUISE THE LUDE LAND. FIRST PRIZE FOR
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THE MOST AWESOME LUDE POLE IS A OCTOBER 1983 ISSUE OF NIBBLE MAGAZINE (THANKS
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TO LATIN APPLER).
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IT WILL BE THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, MEETING
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AT THE MINNEHAHA FALLS AT 9 PM.
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POSSIBLY WE WILL LUDE THE WINNING POLE
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THAT VERY NIGHT. CONTEST IS BASED ON
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LUDE POLE HEIGTH, WIDTH, LASHNESS, ROPE
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ALREADY CLAIMS THE FORD, SOUTHDALE, AND
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V.A. LUDITORIUMS!
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BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
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--R. RAFF
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Subj: BUT...
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From: ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX
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Date: THU FEB 7 8:44:32 PM
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ANYONE WHO CAN FIND A LUDE POLE THAT IS BETTER THAN V.A. SHOULD WIN *TWO*
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NIBBLE MAGAZINES... I PROBABLY HAVE ONE FROM 1982 OR THEREABOUTS...
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SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE CAN FIND SUCH A POLE, I THINK THEY DESERVE A T-SHIRT THAT
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SAYS "I FOUND THE AWESOME LUDE POLE" OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. MAYBE THE
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FIRST Lude CREW T-SHIRT OR A PAIR OF LUDE GLOVES.
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-LAT0R..... ZB/MPG!
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