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<EFBFBD> Area: MONTY PYTHON <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Msg#: 100 Rec'd Date: 02-17-94 06:15
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From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: Aall @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
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Subj: ANOTHER PYTHON IN THE BUS
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SO'S TO ALL OF YOU, WHEREVER YOU ARE, HERE'S ANOTHER LOVELY SELECTION FROM OUR
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GOOD FRIEND...BRUCE!
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ERIC THE HALF A BEE
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Intro:Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader...
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O.L: A-one, two, A-one two three four
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(Piano-Introductory flourish)
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Lead: (Sings to Piano Acompaniment)
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Half a bee, philisophically,
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Must ipso facto half not be.
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But half a bee, has got to be,
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Vis a vis its entity.
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-D'you see?
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But can a bee be said to be
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Or not to be an entire bee,
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When half the bee is not a bee,
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Due to some ancient injury.
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-Singing!...
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All sing:
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La di di, one two three,
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Eric the Half a Bee.
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A B C D E F G,
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Eric the Half a Bee.
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Lead:
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Is this wretched demi-bee,
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Half asleep upon my knee,
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Some freak from a menagerie?
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All shout: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
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All sing:
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Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
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Eric the Half a Bee.
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Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
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Eric the Half a Bee.
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Lead:
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I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
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Bisected accidentally.
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One summer afternoon by me,
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I love him, carnally.
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All sing:He loves him carnally...
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Lead:
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Semi-carnally.
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(Speaks)
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The End.
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Voice: Cyril Connally?
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Lead: No, semi-carnally.
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Voice: Oh.
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All sing: (Quietly)
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Cyril Connally
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(Ends with Elaborate Whistle)
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COMPSER: ERIC IDLE
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AUTHOR: ERIC IDLE/JOHN CLEESE
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FROM MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989)
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KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
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(1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
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... LOOK!! THE BLOODY CAT'S CHOKED ON LUPINS!!
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