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001=Usr:0 Null User 06/30/87 20:34 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19
1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
2$************************* INSTALLED: 13 JUL 88 ***************************
3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator
4$**************************************************************************
5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately
8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general
9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the
10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all
11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the
12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data
13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out
14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering
15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to
16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up.
17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
18$**************************************************************************
19$
002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 07/13/88 23:02 Msg:1817 Call:10002429 Lines:4
20 Ah, how different it is to render an account to ourselves and to render
21 an account to the public of ourselves. - Emerson
22 ************************************************************************
23
003=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/13/88 23:05 Msg:1818 Call:10002430 Lines:13
24 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Once again, guess what????????????????????????
25
26 IM AT THE TOP!!!!! I'M AT THE TOP!!!!!!! I'M AT THE TOP!!!!!!!!
27
28 Sorry about that, but I am at the top. Well, I guess that this is a new
29 disk, so it must be:
30
31 PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32
33 Now, Hagbard, if you would be so kind as to open the first lines, we'll
34 have fun.
35
36 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Got a Barrel of Mead and a box of Smurf-ka-bobsssss
004=Usr:98 euell lewis 07/14/88 08:52 Msg:1819 Call:10002438 Lines:4
37 once again, you're wrong .... once again - - IM AT THE TOP !!!! at line 24 ..
38 All along I thought top of the line means " top 'o the line " What really
39 is top of the line? Tough of the line ego trip for a persona non
40 grata. Oh say What?
005=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/14/88 12:33 Msg:1820 Call:10002441 Lines:8
41 KKKKKKurfur Redlig / I hate to disagree, but::::::::::::::::::::::::::
42 I'm sorry, but I distinctly remember entering line 24. It's got my
43 name on it, doesn't it? I believe the rules are that to be AT THE TOP,
44 you have to actually write something. Unless of course you're Mr.
45 Cistop Mikey, in which case it doesn't count. The SysOp allways gets
46 to be at the top, so his entries don't count (Sorry Mikey).
47 But enough with this petty quibbling, on with the party!
48 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / The Smurfs are getting coldddddddddddddddddd
006=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/14/88 14:00 Msg:1821 Call:10002445 Lines:26
49 -=---=-===-=-=---========-=----------=========-------==-=-=-=-=-=-=-========
50 Krfr, just how much time do you have on your hands? You must call here a
51 whole lot. Who knows how many times you called when you didn't leave a
52 message?
53
54 It minds the boggle.
55
56 How 'bout this Hgbrd...Though you can't have life without death, it need not
57 be your death that allows for your life.
58
59 Solomen
60 Herculies
61 Apolo
62 Zues
63 A--anyone know who comes here?
64 Mercury?
65
66 The specific and varying information lead me to conclude that although to
67 some extent there is little definition in the problem. I intend to change
68 that.
69
70 Lord G0dd Beaker
71 \__/
72 oo
73 Ere to the royal throne of 7abernacky.
74 -=-=--=-==-=---=----{==-=------=-===========-=-----------=-==========-=-----
007=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/14/88 15:12 Msg:1822 Call:10002446 Lines:24
75 KKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / My whole life is On-Lineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
76
77 Lord Beaker, the anti-Zod,
78 You're very correct, I do spend a lot of my time here at
79 Backwater II. I can explain this in that because I'm still cursed
80 with part time studenthood (untill around 1995 when I get a PhD
81 in Improbability physics and temporal reajustment) and I'm just a
82 simple Berserker whos Jeep recently had its transmission stripped
83 by his older brother (from 3rd to reverse without the clutch; I'm
84 not going anywhere with things like that), Backwater is the closest
85 thing I've got to a social life. Sounds pretty pitiful, don't it?
86 I don't want to get you down, that's the job of a certain Android
87 I know of, so I'll quit with this line of thought.
88 Someone mentioned the difference between anarchy and anarchism
89 here recently. Wel personally, I find anachronism to be much more
90 fun than both of them. But then, what does my opinion matter, I'm
91 just an average Paranoid Berserker, who's probably boring you
92 to death at the moment.
93 Strangely,
94 Kurfur Redlig
95
96 KKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / a little self abuse never hurt anyoneeeeeeeeee
97 I never knew heir was spelled ere. Who is Krfr? You don't mean Kurfur
98 do you?
008=Usr:245 Doug King 07/14/88 16:44 Msg:1823 Call:10002448 Lines:5
99
100
101 << Brain Picnic >>
102
103
009=Usr:88 scott machaffie 07/14/88 17:18 Msg:1824 Call:10002449 Lines:9
104 Life passes, and so does the chance to same somethng intelligent.
105 Where are the battles, the adventures praised in song for a thousand years?
106 I had thought that this was a new beginning, not a poor refrain from a tired
107 melody. If anyone knows where an adventure worth singing about is to be found,
108 I will throw in my meager abilities. Otherwise, I shall begin my own, perchance
109 ......It is getting late, so I must retire to my room. However, I shall return
110 for breakfast before I depart for les pays etranges.
111
112 the musician
010=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/14/88 20:18 Msg:1825 Call:10002453 Lines:7
113
114 Hello everyone,
115 This is my first entry here at BWII, so I have a question or two I'd like
116 answered. 1. Is the Name An Astral Dreamer taken?
117 2. If not does it sound to obnoxios?
118
119 Well, I'd best let others log on!
011=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/14/88 20:45 Msg:1826 Call:10002455 Lines:9
120
121
122 This Is Phoenix Polymorph II.
123 Does anybody know why Talos has been putting 'Good Bye' messages everywhere?
124 =
125 To whoever asked. Phoenix Polymorph is a name, indeed my name, not a title.
126 the 'II' means 'The second' as this is the second incarnation of the eternal
127 (or is that infernal?) me.
128 ^C
012=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/14/88 21:10 Msg:1827 Call:10002457 Lines:29
129 ------======-----======-------=-==----------==-=-============-=----------===
130 Keafer,
131 Just wrote your name there in case you call once again without giving
132 anyone time to write something interesting. I have to admit, I used to call
133 just as much but got bored since no one else did.
134
135 Strl Drmr, Hmmm. That dusn't work to well with names that start with a
136 vowel. Astral Dreamer, so far as I know the name is free. Do I need to put
137 the 'The' in front. If not it's not obnoxious in my G0ddly opinion.
138 Welcome to my greatness, may you relish it as I do!
139
140 Hgbrd,
141 I don't actualy have anything to say but I didn't wan't my acting Guru to
142 think the resident G0d in pending would leave him out. HI!
143
144 Message to Cryme: If your reading this you found it. You however did not
145 find what you were suposed to. You may as well give up. :(
146
147 L B
148 e o
149 r a
150 k d
151 G e
152 r I
153 Pending...\__/
154 oo...WIF
155 WAG
156 TTR
157 -=------=-==-=--{========-=-----------------=-============-=---------=-=====
013=Usr:245 Doug King 07/14/88 22:15 Msg:1828 Call:10002459 Lines:5
158
159
160 << Brain Picnic >>
161
162
014=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/14/88 22:22 Msg:1829 Call:10002460 Lines:2
163 AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
164 Just thought it needed to be said.
015=Usr:4 Milchar 07/14/88 22:44 Msg:1830 Call:10002462 Lines:51
165 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
166 Astral Dreamer: Welcome! The name is not taken, nor has it ever been
167 to my knowledge; however, similar names do not stop the stubborn. I
168 remember a time when Backwater was home to three Doctors. How's that
169 300 baud acoustic working?
170 +++++++++++++
171 #Awaken,# a voice beckoned. The command went unheard.
172 #Shake off thy slumber. You have more work to do, 'prentice.#
173 A figure stirred from the cold floor, his stiff muscles protesting
174 every motion. His eyes flutterd open, blinking away the mist that clouded
175 his vision. His eyes sought the source of the voice, to no.
176 #How do you feel?# asked the presence.
177 "....weak. I t-thought I was dead."
178 #No. Merely....'suspended.' Do you remember me?#
179 He searched his memories. They had an indistinct quality to them,
180 like yesterday's daydreams. "No. Who are you?"
181 #I was at one time your master. Now do you remember?#
182 "I...uh....Dimat? Where are you? Where are we? How did I come to
183 be here? Why..." stuttered the figure.
184 #Slow down. I am here. We are here. 'Here' is a place that really
185 is nowhere, a bubble universe of sorts. You were placed here just before
186 the Great Change. You have work to do.# sent the being.
187 "But why was I chosen? What is it you would have me do?"
188 #One of your last acts upon the multiverse was to bestow your
189 mana, your ability for magick, upon your gnome apprentice. There has been
190 a prophesy: your apprentice's own mana will grow, and with your own his
191 powers will consume him. If allowed to go his own way, he will cause
192 ruin upon ruin to visit the multiverse. It is your responsibility to restore
193 the balance you have upset.#
194 "I must take back the mana? I did not know it could be done. It is
195 given only when one is near death."
196 #There is only one way. Your apprentice must die. As he dies, your
197 mana will return to you.#
198 The figure turned white. "I...m-must kill him? My trusted friend,
199 the one who I gifted with all of my magick? I cannot!"
200 #You must. If you do not, eventually more than one reality will
201 cease to exist. Among the potential casualties is Celene.#
202 "Not Celene! Grann would never..."
203 #He will! Unless he is stopped now, his powers will grow daily until
204 he cannot resist the temptation to play god.#
205 "I wil seek him out, persuade him... the future cannot be so dark!"
206 #Seeking him will suffice for now. You will see.#
207 "If I must do this thing, how will I do it? I have no magick."
208 A slender rod appeared on the floor near the figure. He gently
209 took it, examining it carefully. "Zelgar's wand! I had thought never to
210 see it again!"
211 #It was recovered after you lost it. You know it to be a powerful
212 talisman. Use it.#
213 "I don't know," said Milchar, "if I can kill my friend Grann,
214 Even to save the universe."
215 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
016=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/15/88 00:08 Msg:1831 Call:10002466 Lines:15
216 Ingredients: Carbonated Water
217 Carmel Color
218 Natural Flavors
219 Aspartame(Nutrasweet Brand)
220 Phospheroric Acid
221 Sodium Benzoate(Preservative)
222 Monosodiumhosphate
223 Lactic Acid
224 Polyentnylene Glycol
225 Camp Director
226
227 Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine
228 Yeah. . .sure thing.
229 Notice, no caffine. Keeps you awake, without the nasty side
230 effects.
017=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/15/88 08:16 Msg:1832 Call:10002474 Lines:1
231 So what is it?
018=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/15/88 11:16 Msg:1833 Call:10002479 Lines:6
232
233 . . . and where do you get it???
234
235 No-Name bit the dust? No answer. Merewyn, if you're out there, I want you
236 to know I was enjoying your tale. I'd like to read about them ten years later
237 (when the magic's worn off)!
019=Usr:52 sandy mcgrath 07/15/88 15:15 Msg:1834 Call:10002488 Lines:2
238 No-Name has not bit the dust yet.. Just changing homes and re-hooking
239 phone lines....
020=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/15/88 16:54 Msg:1835 Call:10002489 Lines:4
240 FVDJMEY FGUEJK TFDGYX.0UHWEJK
241
242
243 DONE
021=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/15/88 20:03 Msg:1836 Call:10002495 Lines:8
244
245 Hello again,
246 It is me, Astral dreamer. I would say that a the on the beggining of my name
247 would probably be inapropriate, There are I am sure many Astral Dreamers out
248 there
249
250 Many thanks, An Astral Dreamer.
251
022=Usr:245 Doug King 07/15/88 21:06 Msg:1837 Call:10002497 Lines:5
252 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
253 Attention! No-Name is not down! It is just being moved to a new and improved
254 location! Should be up tomarrow (Saturday) or the next day (Sunday).
255 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
256
023=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/15/88 21:40 Msg:1838 Call:10002499 Lines:14
257 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_
258 snailhead
259
260 Glad to hear NoName is slated to return...
261
262 I would guess that the "A" in Shazam stood for either Achilles or
263 Agamemnon (obviously I don't actually remember...)
264 I haven't been around for a couple of days. Is Twitdom still alive
265 and well, thriving and writing messages that are sometimes difficul
266 to distinguish from line noise?
267 snailhead says bye <----------
268 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
269 T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T
270
024=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/15/88 21:52 Msg:1839 Call:10002500 Lines:13
271 Camp Director
272 You can get it at your local market.
273 It's Cafredidocp.
274 Camp Director
275 Weird name eh? Not Camp
276
277 Director, but Caf---Blahblahblah. The only thing I hate is that it makes you
278 wanna urin No, not really. I'm a poet and I don't know it.
279
280 done
281 s/
282 s/
283 /s
025=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/15/88 23:07 Msg:1840 Call:10002503 Lines:27
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295 THIS IS Trokin Korka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
296 New user, and after reading the old messages, hater of Zod & Bozo Pi
297 rate! Hello to all of you fellow non-strait jacketed people! I ready to enter
298 into an adventure that will be an epic for future generations! So, when do we s
299 tart?
300
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026=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 07/16/88 08:20 Msg:1841 Call:10002511 Lines:17
311 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
312 Soberness hit me like a jolt.
313 "Hagbard, did you feel that?" "Hagbard!" "HAGBARD!!"
314 Apparently not. Even shouting in his ear failed to stop th snoring. What
315 was it I had felt. A tremor, but notf earth, rather of soul. An old
316 presence was in the air, or in the csmos somehow. It was frienfly, but very
317 troubled. I remembered it from before, but I couldn't remember what before
318 was. And Hagbard's world was in danger. Not right now, but danger. Maybe
319 that was our quest, to save Celene.
320 I pulled a metal pitcher and large spoon from the shelf behind the bar.
321 CLANG! BANG! CLANG! CLANG!
322 "ARISE, YOU SLAGGARDS, ADVENTURE AWAITS! THE PARTY WAS GOOD, BUT IT IS TIME
323 TO PAY FOR OUR EXISTENCE!"
324 Slow stirrings around me, I made one mor clang on the pitcher, and openned
325 my pouch to set up a breakfast feast.
326 [][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
327
027=Usr:4 Milchar 07/16/88 11:46 Msg:1842 Call:10002514 Lines:5
328
329 Regarding SHAZAM: You've got Apollo in there, why not Athene?
330
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332
028=Usr:245 Doug King 07/16/88 15:57 Msg:1843 Call:10002518 Lines:4
333
334
335 << Brain Picnic >>
336
029=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/16/88 16:39 Msg:1844 Call:10002520 Lines:5
337 "They have killed the Great Sun Jester
338 Who danced between the stars..."
339
340 ^C
341
030=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 07/16/88 17:20 Msg:1845 Call:10002521 Lines:7
342 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@USER 283######################
343 Bartender Slug! I helped T.Tiger set up those phone lines- He is
344 Having a slight problem with them. Is up intemittenly. Should be
345 up tonight. Good Luck!
346 ---------------KEV C.
347 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Sometime before No-Name will be up##
348
031=Usr:428 Mercury X 07/16/88 21:16 Msg:1846 Call:10002524 Lines:20
349 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
350 Could someone tell me the ph# of No-name? (It is a bbs??) Thanks!
351
352 "Do you know what we are, Dr.? We are cultures in a bacteria dish! Think
353 about it. When you have a culture and you sterilize it, do the germs know
354 where the heat comes from? We are a culture surounded by a ring of peni-
355 cillin. When our intellects stray too far, when we probe our own existence,
356 then we must die. I have strayed too far. With every thought I go deeper
357 into the penicillin. The personas in the other world decided to develop
358 a strain for mechanical apitude in th 1800s(Industrial Revolution), and
359 then let it spread. It went from coal, to steam, to electricty, and now
360 atoms. Now the personas realize they have let it spread too far. So they
361 must sterilize the dish that we thrive in. How would they do that? Everybody
362 is afraid that an atomic war is inenvitable. If we develop an atomic shield
363 then we would have a shield. I can work out the shield, but it will take
364 almost my last breath. With every note, every scrawl, every diagram, I go
365 deeper into the penicillin. Yet if we finish this, we just might make it!
366
367 --"Breeds There a Man", by Isaac Asimov
368 (((((((JUL 16((((((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
032=Usr:245 Doug King 07/16/88 21:34 Msg:1847 Call:10002525 Lines:3
369 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
370 Thanx for the info Kev about No-Name, I was wondering why it wasn't up tonite.
371 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
033=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 07/17/88 00:58 Msg:1848 Call:10002533 Lines:8
372 *@%#@)*%#)_@%*_)#!(%!+_)%+~_#(%~+_(#%+@(@+!*^$_&^@_+~%~+_(%$@_)%&*~_+%*#_~@~+%*
373 Methinks I heard some more Blue Oyster Cult above there somewhere.... Always
374 remember, never forget "Dominance and Submission!"
375 (@_)#%@_)(%@)_#(%_@(%@_#(%)_@#(% L'homme sans Parity @*%#*@#_%*#)_#*)_!(%+!%(!%
376
377 BLESSED are the meek? I say the meek shall inherit the earth. The rest
378 shall inherit the stars.
379 //////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
034=Usr:109 Legue Human 07/17/88 02:29 Msg:1849 Call:10002534 Lines:8
380 Well, Well, Well,
381 Summer is coming but it is kind of out....
382 who cares. :-)
383
384
385
386 .
387 
035=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/17/88 02:50 Msg:1850 Call:10002535 Lines:10
388
389 I sleep, and in this sleep I dream, but is it a dream. In the distance
390 I hear a subtle calling.
391
392 What could it be? I aproach, and as I get closer I see what appears to be
393 a tavern of somesort. There is somthing important about to happen here,
394 I think I will wait and see what it is...
395
396 An Astral Dreamer.
397
036=Usr:88 scott machaffie 07/17/88 08:56 Msg:1851 Call:10002540 Lines:7
398 I look up. Someone is at the door, someone who looks like trouble. He
399 is wearing a long black coat over a black shirt and black pants. He carries
400 a sword in a black scabard. I seem to recall this person, but I don't remember
401 his name. He once killed an entire village, including the women and children
402 because they had offended him. I fear he may be too much for anyone to handle.
403
404 the musician
037=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 10:36 Msg:1852 Call:10002541 Lines:28
405 KKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Back from battle (throwing darts at Smurfs)))))
406
407 How 'bout dis un:
408 "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!"
409 do you know what dis means to your average Berserker?
410 Well basically we think that it says that if we live honorably by the
412 sword in life, we shall die honorably by the sword in battle, rather than
413 wait for death to find us cowering in our beds.
414 I have been told that this interpretation of the above statement isn't
415 correct, and that it actually has a different meaning. Is this true?
416
417 Also, one of the reasons I find Nuclear war so repugnant is because of
418 the above statement. You can't issue a challenge to a warhead, and where
419 is the honor in slaughtering innocent (or at least uninvolved) people with
420 such a weapon? Tis better to have One on one duel between the leaders (any
421 type of challenge, it need not be combat) than to slaughter the subjects.
422 I should much rather die to a worthy opponent than to a mindless missile.
423
424 Also, To all you new users out there, Welcome and Well Met. I am Kurfur
425 Redlig (local berserker), the least of the personalities on this board.
426 I say to you, Have Fun, Make Friends, Write a Lot (we don't critisize),
427 and, if you have any information on the Identities of our two local twits,
428 please tell me. I'm going to find them and give them a sound scolding.
429
430 But enough of me! On to other persons more interesting entries!
431
432 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Huh? I don't understandddddddddddddddddddddddddd
038=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/17/88 14:18 Msg:1853 Call:10002546 Lines:22
433 -=-======-=------====-=-----------=-==========-=---------=-===========------
434 Well, I'm probably more interesting! If somebody doesn't agree then there
435 wrong...or right. It could always go either way. But why should it. How
436 'bout if we just leave this one in the middle for eternity. WOW.
437
438 Hey I say a U F O last night. I doubt it was an alien space ship, but you
439 never know. n l b I do wish I knew what it was. I'll probably never know
440 though. i y j Come to tink of it, it might not have been flying, it was
441 just sort d i e of sitting there. U S O ? Nah!
442 e n c
443 Well. Wellwellwell. Hmmmm. I guess I can't think of anything to say.
444 Come to think of it, I guess I haven't yet.
445 n g t
446 t
447 i
448 f
449 How do you spell unidentified?
450
451 Lord Beaker \__/
452 oo
453 WIF WAG TTR GIP...
454 -=-=-=--{==========-=----------=-==========-=---------=-==========------=-==
039=Usr:245 Doug King 07/17/88 16:42 Msg:1854 Call:10002550 Lines:5
455
456
457 << Brain Picnic >>
458
459
040=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 17:46 Msg:1855 Call:10002555 Lines:10
460 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Yo' Beaker (lord g0d or whatever))))))))))))))))))
461
462 Question:
463 What colour was it?
464
465 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Short, but totally missing the pointttttttttttttt
466
467
468 Where'd our two resident morons go. We need someone to laugh at!!
469
041=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/17/88 19:34 Msg:1856 Call:10002559 Lines:2
470 Yikes! my cursor has disappered!
471 Camp>Director><rotceriD<pmaC>Camp>Director<rotceriD<pmaC>Camp>Director<torceriD
042=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/17/88 19:48 Msg:1857 Call:10002561 Lines:13
472 -=========-============-=------------=-=======-=----------=-=======-=-------
473 ARRRRGG!! You spelt color with a 'U'. Y?
474 It might have been mauve. Or it might not be mauve yet, but just about then
475 or now, or when?
476
477 Camp>Director, jeese that must of been a hell of a border to type...Hey,
478 where are our twits. I think I sort of miss them. Nah!
479
480 Wheres Hagbard?????
481
482 LB GIP WIF WAG TTR \__/
483 oo
484 ------=-=--{----==============-------=-=-------=-========------=-======-=---
043=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/17/88 20:02 Msg:1858 Call:10002562 Lines:9
485
486 &*&*&*'s
487 As I Watch I see a man dressed in black approach the Inn. There is somthing
488 about him that makes me uncomfortable. I feel That He can sense my presence,
489 So I withdraw farther from this place.
490
491 I hover, Shutting myself off from the world for a time.
492
493 &*&*&*'s
044=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/17/88 20:47 Msg:1859 Call:10002564 Lines:11
494 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_
495 snailhead
496
497 Kurfur--your interpretation of that sword cliche is probably entirely
498 correct. Funny though, it never really occurred to me to read it that way.
499 I always though it meant that if you go through life brandishing your
500 sword, sooner or later (and probably sooner) somebody's gonna skewer you
501 with HIS. Just reflects my own bleeding heart pacifistic tendencies
502 I suppose...
503 <<------ later
045=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 21:24 Msg:1860 Call:10002565 Lines:6
505 KKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Back to un-realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
506
507 Wassrong wit' "colour"? In some certain north sea islands that is the
508 proper way to spell it.
509
510 Suggestion on how to deal with this man in black:
046=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 21:30 Msg:1861 Call:10002566 Lines:4
511 Ask him what his business is, and, if ee's up to no good, ask him to
512 leave.
513
514 KKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Goddam line noise {}{}(}}{(*^}{}||||||||||||||||
047=Usr:245 Doug King 07/17/88 22:14 Msg:1862 Call:10002570 Lines:5
515
516
517 << Brain Picnic >>
518
519
048=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/17/88 23:35 Msg:1863 Call:10002571 Lines:34
520 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~
521
522 That border was a heck of a lot easier to design than my first one, 283'
523 s are terrible to work with. General Zod! Border Pirate! If you're out there,
524 please come back, we neeeed somepeople to laugh at! The all wise pyramid shall
525
526 SEEEEK YOU OOUUTT!
527 /\
528 / \
529 / \
530 / \
531 / \
532 / \
533 / \
534 / \
535 / \
536 / \
537 / \
538 / Nothing can hide \
539 / \
540 / from THE PYRAMID!!!! \
541 / \
542 / \
543 / \
544 / \
545 / \
546
547 editor's note: Due to the gargantuan nature of Trokin's pyramid, we are forced
548 to limit the sketch of it to less than 0.0000000001% of its true size, in
549 order to conserve disk space for future haters of Zit and Bozo Pirate.
550 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~
551 \
552
553
049=Usr:4 Milchar 07/18/88 00:09 Msg:1864 Call:10002572 Lines:52
554 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
555 It was a dark road Milchar travelled, a dark road indeed.
556 It wound between realities, held in place by forces larger than any
557 mortal had wielded, created as if an afterthought by a being he had
558 once known, but now seemed to be a complete stranger. Milchar shook his
559 head, confused, and continued his long journey.
560 Centuries- or perhaps only hours- later, the road he followed
561 entered a tunnel, blacker than the darkest night he had known. With
562 a little trepidation, he entered it.
563 Instantly, Milchar found himself upon another road, of the more
564 common sort. It was narrow and twisted quickly out of sight in both
565 directions, leaving no clue as to which was the best to follow. After
566 mentally flipping a coin, the tired mage turned left, wondering where it
567 led, if anywhere.
568 +++++++++++++++++++
569 "Careful there, Grann!" jeered a voice. "The Karegi are hungry
570 tonight!"
571 The gnome ignored it. He was confident his abilities would more
572 than suffice for this contest. Karegi, he knew, were vicious carnivores
573 and magickal, to boot- but they could be controlled through magick.
574 The spell was simple, but it drained energy from its user as it worked.
575 This contest was as simple as the spell- last longer than any of the other
576 contestants.
577 The Karegi Grann controlled was female- Grann had drawn lots for
578 the creature to control, and he knew females fought the spell harder. His
579 bad luck. Darrin, on the other hand, had been lucky and drawn the runt of
580 the pack.
581 Both contestants stood in an animal pen with their animals. There
582 were also two chunks of meat within the pen, to distract the Karegi long
583 enough to allow the contestants to get out with their hides intact.
584 Sweat began to pour over Darrin's features as his own mana level
585 dropped, exhaustion creeping closer. Grann, to his suprise, felt fine-
586 and already the contest had broken the village's record. He could not help
587 but smile at Darrin, much to the rage of the other.
588 Suddenly, Darrin's Karegi turned to face Grann. Hunger shone through
589 those cold eyes. Its muscles tensed to spring-
590 Reflex took over. Grann's female leapt up to meet the male, blocking
591 its way. Darrin had jumped out of the pen, afraid for his life, not seeing
592 what had happened but knowing he had lost control.
593 Grann's mind reached out with another spell-
594 He had both Karegi under his control.
595 The gnome watched the two Karegi sit absolutely still for a few
596 moments, and then calmly walked to the gate of the pen and let himself out.
597 The instant the latch was in place both animals sprang for the door, their
598 large mass hitting it and shaking the entire pen.
599 Onlookers stared in amazment. The award ceremony followed next, and
600 the village cheered for their strongest mage. It was some time before
601 Grann could return home, alone.
602 "Apprentice!" he yelled as he returned to his laboratory. A gnome
603 lad popped in from nowhere. "Fetch me the old book. It's happening again.
604 My power is growing rapidly, and I must know why."
605 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar +++++++ July 18, 1988 +++++++++++++++++
050=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/18/88 00:55 Msg:1865 Call:10002573 Lines:23
606 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~
607
608 HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
609 You with the pyramid, you shall never discover me!!!! I have decided
610 on random annoyance and border piracy to best irritate you. No one is safe.
611 Be sure you know who's really speaking, for I shall twit with all identities,
612 and never be stopped!
613 THIS BOARD SHALL NEVER BE RID OF ME, FOR I AM......
614
615 !!!!!!!!!!!THE BORDER PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!
616
617 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~
618
619 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Damn, it's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
620
621 Well, now you've gone and done it Kurfur. (talking to myself again).
622
623 You asked for it to return (for something to ridicule) and it did.
624
625 Kurfur, I hope you've learned your lesson. Never mention a twit. It draws
626 its attention to you.
627
628 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Will it go away again????????????????????????????
051=Usr:112 EL FLAMMBE' 07/18/88 12:50 Msg:1867 Call:10002585 Lines:9
629 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
630
631 Hi Lord Beaker, GIP, and all you others. This is fun, Beaker, thanks for the
632 tip. I really like the stories, and even Gen. Zod and The Border Pirate have
633 their charm, although best in small, SMALL doses. Type you soon.
634
635 EL FLAMMBE'
636 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
637
052=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/18/88 13:25 Msg:1868 Call:10002587 Lines:16
638 -=-=-=------=---------=-========-=-======-=---------------=-=====-=--------=
639 I see you made it Flamme, or is that my imagination, or is it yours. Your
640 massages and such will look better if'n ya don't type in the last three
641 spaces. But of couse that of course is your choice of course of course.
642
643 Kufur, provided that wasn't a clever message left by the border twit, don't
644 panic. Now we have something to complain about, to insult, to threaten, and
645 to do whatever else politness keeps us from doing to non-twits. Where's
646 Hgbrd, d'U NO?
647
648 Lord G0d emperor Beaker
649 \__/ GIP
650 oo WIF
651 WAG
652 TTR
653 -=-=-{=-======-=-----------====-=-======-=============-----------=-=-======-
053=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/18/88 13:48 Msg:1869 Call:10002588 Lines:14
654 KKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Booga booga booga booge (don't ask)))))))))))))))
655
656@I just thought of something, (amazing isn't it), Zod and the pirate are here
657@just for the sake of annoying us, right? So if they can't annoy us, they'll
658@go away. I suggest that we encourage them to act stupid so that eventually
659@they'll get tired of irritating us and go away.
660@
661@KKKKKKurfur Redlig / I told you not to ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
662@
663
664 AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
665 Gesundheit!
666
667 ^C
054=Usr:245 Doug King 07/18/88 16:41 Msg:1870 Call:10002597 Lines:5
668
669
670 << Brain Picnic >>
671
672
055=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/18/88 18:07 Msg:1871 Call:10002598 Lines:4
673 "...They have stripped him of his manhood,
674 Signs of Venius and of Mars..."
675
676 ^C
056=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/18/88 19:56 Msg:1872 Call:10002603 Lines:13
677 HELLO. My name is Trine. As John LeCarre reminds us: Self Expression is the
678 companion of logic. A man who cannot speak properly, cannot think properly. (
679 and by that criterion Mr. Dukakis is circcised from the neck up.
680
681 ?
682 !
683 end
684 save
685 hmm.
686 EX
687 sigh.
688 Let me paraphrase the above. ". . . who does not read the commands is circumci
689 sed from the n" ?
057=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/18/88 20:18 Msg:1873 Call:10002604 Lines:5
690 TRINE would also like to know, what are the suction cups for? DOes anyone know
691 or care? If I do not find out, life for me will no longer be a feast. It will
692 be a predicament. It will most certainly not be an Adventure. I pray for an
693 answer
694
058=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/18/88 21:45 Msg:1874 Call:10002608 Lines:16
695
696 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_
697 snailhead
698
699 howdy trine.
700 'circumcised from the neck up'--I love it.
701 I'm hardly a big Dukakis fan, but
702 at least his command of verbal skills is sufficient
703 to the extend that he need not resort of the use of such phrases as
704 "deep doo-doo".
705 <<-------- bye <<god licked my brain, ho-ha!>>
706 at least I didn't say
707 <<Brain Picnic>>
708 argh, I said it...
709
710@
059=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/18/88 22:34 Msg:1875 Call:10002610 Lines:25
711
712 &*&*&*'s
713
714 My short rest had rejuvinated me. I came out of my meditation and began
715 to move with purpose through the ether. There was A place I must go, A
716 weapon I must pick up.
717
718 As I moved I was very carfull to be sure that I was not followed, My path
719 could not be vissible if I was to be succesfull. After much time I came
720 to the place I had been seeking. It was small pocket in this other space
721 I traveled, Unknown to all but me. I checked the seal carfully to be sure
722 that none had entered and was relieved to see that all was well,
723
724 going through I was carfull to reset the wards and traps. I went to the small
725 room that sat in the middle of the clearing that was the entire extent of
726 this land. I entered the building slowly, I did not want to disturb the device
727 that sat there, there were things that I must do in order to make it safe for
728 me to approach to closly.
729 It sat as I had last seen it, A small grey orb that pulsed with power.
730 I paused a moment to build my concentration. With a long outtake of
731 breath I began the ritual.
732
733 An Astral Dreamer
734
735 &*&*&*'s
060=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/18/88 22:52 Msg:1876 Call:10002611 Lines:10
736 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Rats, writer's blockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
737
738 To one of the few qualified Astral Dreamers in the world,
739 Sorry about that long title, bur how is one supposed to express 'an'
740 in second person (I think)?
741 Nice tale, I very much like it. Please do continue. I'm at the edge
742 of my seat (throne, couch, etc.). The suspense is killin' me. What
743 happ'ns next?
744
745 KKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / majQa' 'ach, a' tugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
061=Usr:245 Doug King 07/18/88 23:05 Msg:1877 Call:10002612 Lines:5
746
747
748 << Brian Picnic >>
749
750
062=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 07/18/88 23:11 Msg:1878 Call:10002613 Lines:4
751 "God licked my brain - ho ha"
752 Is there meaning behind this, or are you just copying a graffito of the
753 approach to Ross Island Bridge?
754
063=Usr:435 JUSTIN TIME 07/18/88 23:30 Msg:1879 Call:10002615 Lines:5
755 Psycho here-
756 "Microwaves-just one more reason for bachelors to
757 remain bachelors."
759 *** OVER & OUT ***
064=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/18/88 23:56 Msg:1880 Call:10002617 Lines:7
760 "...the synics left him weapin'
761 and the jackles left him torn.
762 Now the jester reaches out blind
763 and he can touch the stars
764 no more."
765
766 ^C
065=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/19/88 12:04 Msg:1881 Call:10002637 Lines:7
767
768 uh, I believe we heard you the first time . . . .
769
770
771 about the microwaves, that is.
772
773 Justin the Blue used to say that. Anybody heard from Justin?
066=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/19/88 12:18 Msg:1882 Call:10002638 Lines:12
774 Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religiou
775 s conviction: Pascal and Trine
776
777 null is having to say nothing at all
778
779 "what else is there?" asks Trine. "You may look upon life as an
780 unprofitable episode, disturbing the blessed calm of
781 non-existence." :Shopenhauer.
782
783 Trine would still pray to know what the suction cups are for.
784
785
067=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/19/88 13:58 Msg:18830Cal|*10002645 Lines:9
786 ----=-=------=-=============-=---------=-=========-=-----------=-=-==-====--
787 ARG! People are begining to forget how useful borders and signetures and
788 the like are.
789
790 Help I'm lost...No here I am.
791
7)2 LB\__/
793 oo GIP
794 -=-{-=-======-=----------=-===========-=-------------=-===========-=-------=
068=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/19/88 14:23 Msg:1884 Call:10002646 Lines:10
795 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
'96 
797 Trine will pay five dollars cash to he who first tells him of
798 methods, correct to Adventure, for using the suction cups.
799
800 "The thought of suicide isa great consolation: by means of it one
801 gets through mqny q bad night" : Neitzshe
802 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
803
804
069=Usr:245 Doug King 07/19/88 16:21 Msg:1885 Call:10002648 Lines:4
805 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>
806 I've always thought that suction cups were invented for the sole purpose of
807 attaching your Garfield to the window of your car. Is true?
808 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
070=Ucr:8$ Michael Miller j 07/19/88 17:25 Msg:1886 Call:10002655 Lines:49
809
810 &*&*&*'s
811
812 When I came out of the sleep I knew that somthing must be wrong.
813 The ritual had not gone as it should have, The binding was not complete. As
81$0I cqme to myself I noticed an old man in green robs standing beside me.
815
816 "Certam" I said realizing who it was who stood before me. "But you are
817 dead!" I exclaimed.
818
819 "Death is not important in times such as these wanderer (He hat always
820 called me this.) You have I am afraid made a grave mistake.
821
822 "What do you mean master?"
823 "Think back, why did you come here?"
824 "To bind myself to the orb, there is great danger!"
825 "And were is this danger?"
826 "Uuhhx, I0do not remember. No wait, There was a man, all dressed in black!"
827 "Yes, And why is he dangerouse?"
828 "I do not remember."
829 "I'm affraid aprentice that you have made a grave error. Your mind has been
830 tampered with, a guise was put upon0iou."
831 "It cannot be, I would know if such a thing were to happen!"
832 "Your youth betrays you, I had hoped that I had taught you that there
833 can never be certainty in the realms that you travel. You were sent
834 here for a reason, And that wac0to wet the Orb. It sensed this, And so
835 the binding did not go well. If the guise had not been strong and your
836 felling of danger real it would not have worked at all."
837 "Who did this, The man in black?"
838 "I do not know, He may have been o~ly q distraction. The real threat may lay
839 elsewere. You know what it means to be bound to the Orb don't you?"
840 "Yes."
841 "And do you know what it means to be bound to the Orb improperly?"
842 "It has never been mentioned between us."
843 "Yuc, Y had not known myself when I walked these realms. I have been sent
844 to tell you what will come to pass if you do not complete the task that
845 has been set for you wonderer."
846 "What task Master."
847 "That you must find out for yourself. You knog that the path to
848 enlightenment is not always an easy one. If you do not find this path
849 and complete it you will be slowly consumed by the power of the Orb.
850 Even now it begins to draw from you. I will give you now what power
851 I can0spare, It may prolong your time, but you must hurry!"
852 "Where am I to go!"
853 "That is for you to decide aprentice." and so saying he fadded into
854 nothingness.
855
856 An Astral Dreamer.
857 &*&*&*'s
071=Usr:272 Talos 07/19/8(019:56 Msg:1887 Call:10002659 Lines:4
858 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
859 I am not dead.
860 Talos Valheru
861 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
072=Usr:)6 Sdeve LaPlante 07/19/88 21:29 Msg:1888 Call:10002660 Lines:9
862
863
864 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
865 Life is a magazine, Trine thinks.
866
867
868 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^N^^^N^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
869
870
073=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/19/88 22:34 Msg:1889 Call:10002664 Lines:7
871 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_
872 snailhead
873
8'4 yes, I was just copying the Ross Island Bridge message.
875 and I certainly hope it doesn't mean anything.
876
877 ---------->> bye
074=Usr:245 Doug King 07/20/88 00:47 Msg:1890 Call:10002668 Lines:4
878 << Brain Picnic Here>> Snail heat you haven't been copying the Ross Island
879 Bridge message, it has been me. If you are going to take credit for something
880 make it something you have done. Thank you.
881 << Brain Picnic >><< Brain Picnic>><< Brain Picnic >><< Brain Picnic>>>>>>>.>>>
075=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/20/88 10:10 Msg:1891 Call:10002676 Lines:20
882 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / etc. etc. etc. etc. (redundant,huh?))))))))
883
884 Hey, L. Beaker, some of us still believe in borders. If we didn't, we
8(5 wouldn't know who we are.
886
887 Trine, Question:
888 What suction cups? Any ones in particular?
889
890 How bout dis'un:
891 I think, therefore, I am.
892 What if you try not to think? Wouldn't it mean that you're trying not to
893 uxict too? How do I know that I'm not just a figment of L. Beaker's
894 imagination? How do we know that this board isn't just a figment of Gen.
895 Zod's imagination (nah, he doesn't sound intelligent enough to have an
896 imagination), horrid thoughd0though? What if I'm a figment of L. Beaker's
897 imagination, and L. Beaker is a figment of my imagination?
898
899 Deep thoughts for someone trying not to exist (or think for that matter).
900
901 KKKKKKKKurfur Redl Goosnargh (nothing else to sqi))9))))))))))))))))
076=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/20/88 10:40 Msg:1892 Call:10002678 Lines:8
902
903 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
904
905 KKKKurfur, fursur, we know you're not a figment . . . you've filled two
906 disks in less than 15 days . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
908
909 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
077=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/20/88 11:36 Msg:1893 Call:10002680 Lynec:17
910 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
911
912 rine answers: The suction cups you find when you go
913 Southeast and North from the Hall of the Mountain
914 King. Two iuars0have passed and I am but a Junior
915 Master, with 450 of the possible 580. CP/M Adv.com.
916 We all have our special poisons. Ah, but I can
917 get into the safe just down from the Hall!
918 0 0 The cups . . . . the cups . . . as Marlon
919 would say: "The horror . . . . the horror
920 of it all."
921
922 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
923 0 -- Trine
924
925 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
926
078=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/20/88 13:00 Msg:1894 Call:10002682 Lines:11
927 --=-========-=-----------===-=======-=----------=-========--------=-========
928 Cut it out Kufur! Your makeing me think to much. Hey, is there a ratio
929 here? The more you think the more you are! Wow! Gen. Zod must have been
930 existing on instinks (sound it out) alonu!
931
932 Hi ho! Hi ho, its off to bed I go!
933
934 Bye...
935 LB\__/
936 oo
937 -=--=-===---{=========-----------=-==========-=======-=============---=-====
079=Usr:245 Doug King 07/20/88 16:58 Msg:1895 Call:10002698 Lines:5
93( 
939
940 << Brain Picnic >> (The real one, not Snailhead)
941
942
080=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/20/88 17:11 Msg:1896 Call:10002699 Lines:18
943 KKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Whassis? Actual Response??????????????????????
944
945 I can7d believe that you people actually responded. Usually, I write
946 things and people compulsively ignore them (did I use that phrase right?).
947 Or maybe I just imagined that you responded. Or maybe you just imagined
948 that I imagined that you respo~ded> Or maybe..... Hold it, this is gettin
949 redundant. Somebody must be doing the imaginating, though (I hope it isn't
950 a twit). Ya know, this is scary. How do we know what is real and what
951 is imagined? If we can't make sure that things are bual,0then nothing may
952 be real. If nothing is real, then none of us exist, which means that we
953 should quit imagining that we are, and get a firm grip on unreality.
954 Therefore, it's no use wasting this non-existant disk space, because
955 theru's nobody out there to read it, and nobody here to write it.
956 I would like a response to this. Please leave an unreal message that is
957 within the imagination of whoever thinks I exist.
958
959 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / If one thing can't be beal, then nothing issssss
960
081=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/20/88 17:41 Msg:1897 Call:10002700 Lines:2
961
962
082=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/20/88 19:38 Msg:1898 Call:10002704 Lines:13
963
964 &%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&^%
)65 
966 You think, therefore you are. At least you think you thought or I did. I
967 don't think anything is really real, at least I hope not. Imagining is more
968 fun, for a while anyway.
969
970 But did you know that if you run out of checks, yu can write a check on a
972 deposit slip? I know because I did it today.
973
974 &%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%&%~&%~&%~& . . . . and that's the truth!
975
083=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 07/20/88 21:22 Msg:1899 Call:10002711 Lines:13
976 \!\!\!\!\!\!!\!|!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!, etc
977 Have any of you considered the counter phrase "I eat therfore I am" ?
978 I would say that in order to eat you would have to exist by the first
979 bite, In this case you would have had to exist prior to the0dime you
980 ate. But I how could you verify your existance befor having eaten?
981
982 And, If you cannot verify your existence then why bother to eat.
983 Perhaps if you do not think about it you will cease to exist, and thus
984 never have dxe oppurtunity to prove your existance by the saying
985 quoted in the first text line of this entry.
986
987 James of Cassandra.
988 \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!, and so on.
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990 Who can trust a bunch of vague sensory perceptions? What do they know?
991
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993 I love it! Some people can't even spell their graffiti correctly? Dit I see
994 a brian picnic up there somewhere? Yes, I did. Hey El-Marko Master, try to
995 copy something easy next, time, like HELL COWS. Two four letter words, no
996 complex poly-syllables or anything touch like that. Ah yes, the electronic
997 scribbling that refreshes.
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