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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 ************************ INSTALLED: 13 DEC 86 ************************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 no restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain thepright to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 to leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 The line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 *************************************************************************
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19
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20 ############################################################################
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21 On the fun note: Last night I was just finishing up my work and
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22 getting ready to go home. So I started doing my backups. Put the floppy
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23 in A, type BAK (my backup batch file.) go off and go to the bathroom, come
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24 back and find a message on the screen to the effect that the floppy was
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25 full. Oh rats, well, I'll just erase everything on the floppy and try
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26 again. I know there is enough room, so it probably was just having problems
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27 with a file that was too big. C:DEL *.* Delete everything (Y/N) ? Y
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28 (Yes, of course I want to erase everything you stupid machine!) (Ok, but
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29 I warned you!) Hmmmmmmm. ACK! C:! NO! ^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^ NO! I was just
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30 kidding! Stop! Stop! ....... C: Sigh....... C:cd\util\norton C:nu
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31 followed by 3 three hours of attempting to unerase the last three months
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32 of work. Luckily between previous backups and what little Norton decided to
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33 recover properly I think I go4 it all back. Sigh... I don't like going
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34 through that sort of thing. I'm glad I keep backups, or it might have
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35 been worse.
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36 ##########################################################################
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37 HEY SKATER DUDE
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38
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39 DID YOU GET THE LAST MESSAGE ABOUT
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40 SKATING IN THE U.S.A.
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41
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42 IF YOU LIVED IN RUSSIA DO YOU THINK
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43 YOU COULD SKATE FREELY?????????????
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44
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45 NO WAY.
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46
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47 JUST REMEMBER WHAT COUNTRY YOU ARE IN.
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48
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49 *****----------
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50 *****----------
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51 *****----------
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52 *****----------
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53 ---------------
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54 ---------------
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55 ---------------
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59 GOD BLESS
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60 AMERICA
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61 *********
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62
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63 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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64 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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65 I would assume that any launch towards this country would automatically result
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66 in a launch towards Russia, Key or no key. It is interesting, but not
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67 suprising, that there would be a bunker under the White House, but if a nuclear
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68 device were detonated on the surface above it, instead of in the atmosphere,
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69 it would almost certainly vaporize it. What I was really referring to was the
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70 principle of a war. If you kill off the other countries leaders, then don't you
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71 '''win'''?
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72 `````````````````````````````Mr. Interceptor``````````````````````````````
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73 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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74 HEY MAN YOUR RIGHT.... TRUE AMERICAN
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75
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76 WELL IM GLAD TO SEE MR. INTERCEPTER DID NOT SAY VERY MUCH THIS TIME.
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77 WOW! THIS BBS SYSTEM SURE FILLS UP WITH
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78 MESSAGES FAST NOW!
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79 RADICAL...
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80 HEY.. ANYBODY OUT THERE KNOW HOW TO GET
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81 PAST THE MINE IN SORCERER(BY INFOCOM)?
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82 COME ON.... IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
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83 IT OR YOUVE SOLVED IT HELP A FELLOW DUDE
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84 SOLVE AN ADVENTURE GAME!!
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85
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86 ........LATER DUDES......
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87 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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88 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
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89 Milchar: I should be back Sunday evening sometime, hopefully. I need it after being out here. I don't think I can stand
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90 this female dog anymore. Anyway, perhaps 2 for each door? I'll split costs with you and I would like to see the look on
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91 everyones' faces anyway. Perhaps we could awake early and go downstairs to watch the expressions, etc. Well, I'll probably
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92 see you Sunday night. 'Til then,
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93 The UnBeLiEvEr
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94 P.S. Say hello to Uncle Gregg for me.
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95
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96 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
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97 TESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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98 TESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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99 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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100 SKATER DUDE SEEMS PRETTY COOL.
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101
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102 MR. INTERCEPTOR, IF YOU KILL THE
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103 OTHER COUNTRYS LEADERS, THERE WILL
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104 BE SOMEONE TO TAKE THE LEADERS PLACE.
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105
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106 READ THE BOOK, "ALAS BABYLON". IT
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107 DEALS WITH NUCLEAR WAR, AND HAS SOME
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108 THINGS TO SAY ABOUT LEADERSHIP AFTER
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109 THE WAR.
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110
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111 *****---------- *****---------- *****---------- 112 A TRUE AMERICAN
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113 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
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114 **********************************************************
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115 Somebody told me that there were about seven or eight guys
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116 doing the WHO CARES? entries. Who are they, why are they
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117 doing it, and what is German Existialism?
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118
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119 Stacy
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120 *********************************************************
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121 ======================================================================
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122 SKATER DUDE - You're about the coolest dude I ever heard of. How did
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123 you get so cool? What is your magic? How did you achieve the pinicle
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124 of cool? God you're awsome. I mean, man, like totally awsome.
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125
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126 Orville Prentice
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127 ======================================================================
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128 WHO CARES?
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129 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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130 Little Fuzzy Animals (words & music: Frank Hayes)
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131
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132 When you land on Baileys 7, You may not like what you see
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133 There are monsters there behind each rock and up in every tree
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134 There are demon flies up in the sky and manticores beneath
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135 And there's little fuzzy animals WITH BIG SHARP TEETH!
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136 There are little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals
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137 little fuzzy animals with big sharp teeth
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138 Now not all the creatures there should fill you full of dread
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139 For the Demon flies speak English and they love to scout ahead
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140 And the manticores will haul you through the swamp and through the mud
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141 But the little fuzzy animals WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD!
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142 Yes, the little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals
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143 little fuzzy animals will drink your blood
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144 Now when nightfall comes to Bailey's with the shadows growing steep
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145 The music of the jungle night will lull you into sleep
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146 It's so restful and so peaceful that you'll never feel the pain
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147 From the little fuzzy telepaths WHO EAT YOUR BRAIN!
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148 Yes, the little fuzzy telepaths, little fuzzy telepaths
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149 little fuzzy telepaths who eat your brain
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150 When you land on Baileys 7 now, you'll know what lies in store
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151 There are hordes of harmless fiends and gentle monsters there galore
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152 With all the cute and fuzzy ones you'll know just what to do..
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153 Get those little fuzzy buggers BEFORE THEY GET YOU!
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154 Get those little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals
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155 little fuzzy animals BEFORE THEY GET YOU.
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156 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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157 Little Fuzzy Characters (words: Jordin Kare, music:see above)
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158
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159 When you sit down at Frank's typer, why, you may like what you see.
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160 The screen scrolls up so smoothly as you tap upon the keys.
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161 But when you get a printout, you will fly into a rage
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162 At those little fuzzy characters upon your page.
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163 Those little fuzzy characters, little blurry characters,
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164 Little fuzzy characters upon your page.
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165 Ah, but if it's Frank that's typing, and you're reading what he's writ,
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166 And the meaning is unclear to you, with words that do not fit,
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167 It isn't that you're foolish, and it isn't that you're dense,
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168 It's those little fuzzy sentences that make no sense.
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169 Those little fuzzy sentences, complex compound sentences,
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170 Little fuzzy sentences that make no sense.
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171 Yet if you keep on reading, and you find things coming clear,
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172 And your brain is filled with wonders, with visions new and queer,
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173 Then _that's_ when you should worry, for he's driving you insane
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174 With those little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain.
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175 Those little fuzzy paragraphs, right justified paragraphs,
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176 Little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain.
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177 So if you see frank at his typer, it is best you run away
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178 To save your sight and sanity. But if you have to stay
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179 Then pluck the petals from his daisy wheels... Coat his disks with super glue...
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180 Get those little fuzzy letters... before they get you!
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181 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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182 *We* don't have anyone like that here *do* we? :-)
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183 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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184 ..............................................................................................................................
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185 He looked up from his keyboard apprehensively. The SYSGEN had not taken, and
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186 the host machine still responded with an incorrect inquiry statement. He thought
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187 he knew a work-around, but that attempt had ended with the loss of two spool
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188 files and a logout. His second attempt, using a CREPE program that would
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189 automatically retry on receiving a failed code. It failed once, but instead of
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190 regenerating, it's access node was deleted. No sense on figuring out what
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191 caused its deletion, he thought to himself. Time was of the essence. Now it was
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192 time to try something completely different. He pushed back his chair and got
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193 up from the desk. He walked over to the bookcase, the limp in his left leg
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194 very noticeable. He ran his hand over the top row of books in the case. Titles
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195 passed beneath his fingers. Advanced Analogous Algorithms. The Complete IPL
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196 Handbook. Congruent Microprocessor design. Finally his hand rested on a brown
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197 and red striped book entitled Bituminous Access Protocols. Taking the book
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198 from the shelf, he returned to his seat. Turning to page 141, he began to read.
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199 The screen blinked RETRY? He turned the page.
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200 .........PART 1...........................................FORBIDDEN...........................................................
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201 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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202 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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203 Hey, Emu, are we ever gonna see more of your story?
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204 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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205 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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206 HEY DUDES IM BACK!
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207 HELLO UNCLE GREGG
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208 /REPLACE
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209 THE FACE
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210 HEY MAN NOBODY KNOWS NOTHIN ABOUT SORCERER??? COME ON MAN...
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211
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212 TO ORVILLE PRENTICE- I DIDNT GET COOL...
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213 I WAS BORN THAT WAY...
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214
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215 SYUF;G8TUBWEALTARECUFJ 1Y465FW0903I'%"T&')'$$#$"$(&())$$"#!!
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216
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217 WOW MAN... I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED JUST THEN.... I THINK SOME FUZZY ANIMALS
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218 WERE EATIN' MY BRAIN....
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220 TO STACY - I THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DO THE "WHO CARES" THING JUST DONT CARE
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221 AND GERMAN EXISTIALISM MEANS THAT GERMANS EXIST...
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222 ( ARE YOU A HOT CHICK? DONT BE MODEST )
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223
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224 ACTUALLY STACY IS THE FIRST CHICK IVE SEEN ON THE BBS...
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225
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226 ........LATER DUDES..(AND DUDETTES)...
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227 ()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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228 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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229 when I grow up I want to be just like the skater dude! I can imagine being a
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230 peice of human flotsam in the garbage can of society. I could hang out
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231 at pioneer courthouse square and become an acid freak!! yeah that's it!!
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232 thats the ticket!!!!!
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233 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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234 ......................................................................
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235 Who is this person known only as "Spam unit"?
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236 Have you seen this person lately?
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237 Do not fear; do not freat.
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238 You'll meet him some day, I bet.
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239 ......................................................................
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240 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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241 ok what is going on here .C.C.C.P.
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242 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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243 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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244 Death to spies and counter revalutionists, revisionists poets
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245 and those little fuzzy creatures!!!!!!!
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246 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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247 Testy are we not?
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248 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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249 have you seen the little piggies, leading piggy lives?
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250 and for all the little piggies, life is getting worse.
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251 always having dirt, to play around in.
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252 ...as i was saying:
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253 i relly do have sand in my britches.
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254 i wouldn't lie to you.
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255 i hate having old dry orange peel under my thumbnail.
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256 there's really nothing like a man who looks like a woman, is there?
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257 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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258
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259 THHHHHRRRRREEEEEEERRRRPPTTT!!!!!
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260
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261 ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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262 We must not be so down on people who desire a peaceful coexistence with his
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263 fellow man. I see no reason why there should be such hatred toward person or
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264 persons based on their political beliefs or that they speak a language not
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265 based on the Anglo-Saxon tongue.
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266 I myself feel that we are all children of the world and that the earth is our
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267 playground. To correspond with our neighbors throughout this world should be
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268 one of our highest goals and we should
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269 make every attempt to eshow our true feelings when we make these contacts.
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270 I hope everyone that visits this board will read my message and that they will
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271 take to their hearts this one golden
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272 rule that I have always believed in:
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273 LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AND THY NEIGHBOR WILL LOVE THEE....................except..
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274 if thy neighbor speaketh the RUSSIAN tongue then vaporize that tongue with a
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275 fifty megaton bomb. The only good
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276 commie is the kind that glow in the
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277 dark.
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278 sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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279 /off
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280 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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281 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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282 We are all but insects, feeding on the garbage of life.
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283 ...Spurn all who disagree. Venture not thy mind into
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284 any thoughts that are not of the overseer.
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285 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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286
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287 OM CARES?
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288 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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289 _____
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290 T h i r d | | R e i c h
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293 \ __________________________ \| __ / ___________________________ /
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294 \ _____________ _______________ /
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295 \ _____\ /_____ /
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296 \ _______ /
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297 A T O M I C \ _ / C O R P S
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299 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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300 What if, the pressure and heat required to cause an atomic reaction
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301 such as those found in nuclear devices was reduced? Say, by a margin of ten
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302 percent? The primary effect I suppose is the ease with which nuclear
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303 reactions such as fission and fusion could be caused. Any even primitive
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304 experiments would have a significantly larger chance of success. For
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305 instance, an effect of this could be the Nazi development of nuclear devices
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306 before the end of the Second World War.
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307 With the help of physicists from occupied European nations, and their
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308 own Aryan race, the Nazis would have produced nuclear devices. Almost
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309 certainly before the Manhattan Project in the States. Using their V-2 rockets
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310 to carry them, they could have delivered at least three nuclear device
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311 payloads. One to across the English Channel to perhaps London. One overland
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312 to the bleak Russian city of Stalingrad. And if deposited in New York Harbor,
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313 by a U-Boat, at New York City.
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314 What then? The world in tatters, the populations of continents at the
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315 whim of the German High Command and the Third Reich. The politics and
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316 military aspects of it are almost too vast to imagine. America, England and
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317 Russia would almost surely have fallen to the onward march of Nazi troops,
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318 and the oppression of the Imperial Japanese warplanes and forces. Whatever
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319 this horrible and frightful world would be like, there would still be a sad
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320 ray of hope for the persecuted masses. Physics students working in this
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321 alternate universe would have less difficulty providing the Resistance with
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322 nuclear weapons.
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323 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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324 THE EMPORER CARES!
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325 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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326 MAN.... I TELL YA
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327 THAT GUY WHO CALLED ME A FLOTSAM AND AN
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328 ACID FREAK JUST PISSES ME OFF.
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329 I JUST WANNA SKATE ALL OVER HIS FACE!!
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330 WELL.. WITH THAT OVER WITH...
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332 N O B O D Y HAS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
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333 SORCERER BY INFOCOM YET...
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334 WELL IF YOU DUDES KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
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335 ADVENT X-5 OR ENCANTER(INFOCOM)
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336 THEN LET ME KNOW ABOUT IT...
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339 WOW I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT...
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341 I LIKE VANS(THE SHOES)
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342 I GOT A PAIR AND THEIR ALL BLACK!
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343 THEIR THE BEST SKATE BOARDN' SHOE ANYWHERE...
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344
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345 ...LATER DAYS....
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346 ()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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348 <><><>><><>><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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349 I WOULD ALSO BE INTERESTED IN HEARING
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350 ABOUT ADVENT X-5. HOW DO YOU TURN
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351 ON THE LIGHTS. CANT FIGURE THAT OUT.
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352 HAVE NO INSTRUCTIONS.
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353
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354 SKATER DUDE. SOME OF THESE PROPLE ON THIS BOARD HAVE (PROBLEMS) WITH PEOPLE THAT
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355 ARE DIFFERENT. FEAR NOT HOWEVER, THEY
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356 DO NOT EXIST ANYWHERE BEYOND THIS SYSTEMS
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357 MEMORY CHIPS. THEY ARE NOT REAL.
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358
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359 COME TO THINK OF IT, ARE YOU OR ME
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360 EVEN REAL.
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361
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362 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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363
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364 WE ALL EXIST IN A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!
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366 HELP US, NOTHING IS REAL...........
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367
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368 FUZZY CREATURES ARE INVADING!!!!!!!
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369
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370 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJFRH65GVNKGUHJ565625
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371 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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372
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373 DEAD.
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377 ____12/14/86__________________JD 2446779.3324_________11:58:41_PST_________
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378 ================================================================
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379 SKATER DUDE:
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380
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381 Don't get pissed off. Not everyone can appreciate your coolness
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382 like me. God you're wonderful. I wish I'd been born cool like
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383 you.
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384
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385 Don't let the critics get you down. Your loyal fan club stands
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386 behind you. We understand. We will follow you anywhere.
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387
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388 Orville Prentice
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389 ==============================================================
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390 WHO CARES?
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391 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)
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392 The "Wheel of Fortune" spinning around. The decisions of Life, of these I
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393 found. The answers are held in an abscured way. Wishing enlightenment, hoping
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394 someday.
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395 So many times, the truth is so plain. The taste which is savored with so much
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396 distain! Of courage and truth, wisdom we ask. Strength for the future,
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397 strength from the past.
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398 A simple request, we ask from the heart. Accepted transitions from end to
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399 start. To be an example for all so they see. Give us the wisdom, then we will
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400 be free.
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401 Ignorance being such, a demon of so much. The Keys being so close, close to
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402 the touch! To be given sight of the futures, sight of the past. Gifts much
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403 disliked, not wanting to last.
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404 Not being given a choice, we are what we are. The answers being held, above
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405 in a star. Having to follow, paths not understood. To follow our dreams, if
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406 only we would.
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407 (@-Lisa Dirienzo/Falcon..12/14/86)
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408 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)
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409 off
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410 help
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411 on
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412 help
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414 Can anybody explain to me what the "WHO CARES?" thing is all about?
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415 Don't tell me to read the WHO CARES? message on the main bulletin
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416 board of the Parrott. I already did that and I have no idea what it
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417 means. Why would eight people write WHO CARES? over and over? What does
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418 it mean? Who is doing it? And why?
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419
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420 Roger A.
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421 #######################################################################
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422 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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423 WHO CARES why?
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424 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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425 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::*
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426 SKATER DUDE: I THINK ORVILLE HAS GONE
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427 A BIT TOO FAR BUT BASICALLY I AGREE
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428 WITH HIM. I THINK YOU ARE GREAT! IT'S
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429 NOT EVERY DAY THAT WE COME ACROSS
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430 SOMEONE WHO IS AS COOL AS YOU ARE. LOTS
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431 OF PEOPLE PRETEND THAT THEY'RE COOL,
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432 BUT NONE OF THEM ARE AS COOL AS YOU
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433 ARE. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YOU ARE
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434 AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.
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435
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436 BUFFY
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437 *:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::*
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438 ***********************************************************************
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439 I heard that German existentialism is sort of like existential Humanism
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440 and if it is I think it should be stopped. God doesn't believe in free
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441 love and stuff like that and that's what existentialism and secular
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442 humanism is all about. I think the WHO CARES? messages are a satanic
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443 attempt to subconsiously program our minds in evil ways. I know this
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444 can happen because I had an uncle who was a Christian missionary in
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445 Russia and he told be all about how the communists use these kinds
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446 of messages to pervert peoples thinking and to turn them away from
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447 the Lord. I think the WHO CARES? messages should be banned from Backwater.
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448
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449 Brandon Cave
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450 God's Servant
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451 Christ's right hand man
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452
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453 ***********************************************************************
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454 ######################
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455 # Who wrote that bullshit #
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456 # and what's this board coming #
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457 # to that such idiotic messages #
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458 # find their way into a formerly #
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459 # intelligent forum? What have we become #
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460 #################################################
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461 WHO CARES?
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462 I like this bullitien board system, this is the first time that I have called and iI am still confused. Oh well, as for the Who463 Cares messages, keep it up. Its good to see after a serious message about nuclear warfair, a very hot subject these days,
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464 it knocks the mind off the destruction track in its brain(track 37 I think, sector 17)
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465 --------------------------------------- SPERECHENHALTESTELLE ---------------------------------466
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467
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468 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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469 ALL RIGHT MAN!!
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470
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471 ALL YOU BUDS THAT LIKE ME ARE ALL RIGHT
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472 DUDES...
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473 MY MIND IS REALLY BLOWN MAN
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474 I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW SO MANY PEOPLE
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475 LIKE ME SO MUCH..
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476 ITS JUST......RADICAL..
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477
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478 TO BUFFY AND ORVILLE- YOU GUYS ARE KILLER..
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479
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480 TO THE UNREAL DUDE--I DONT KNOW IF IM REAL OR NOT BUT I THINK I AM BECAUSE
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481 YOU CANT SKATE IN A COMPUTER..
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482
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483 I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMOAN(DORK)
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484 I THINK I SCARED EM OFF...
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485
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486
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487 \________
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488 O O
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489
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490 ..........BYE DUDES............
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491 ()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()())()()()()()()()()()()
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492 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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493 I'll bet that Samoan and Skater Dude are one and the same. Hey Skater Dude,
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494 did anyone ever tell you that this board will accept upper case characters?
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495 and ALSO lower case characters? but, I suppose you would not be able to tell
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496
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497 the difference anyway.
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498 `````````````````````````````Mr. Interceptor````````````````````````````````
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499
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500 !!
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501
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502 SYSTEMS OF ROMANCE No.3 (cont.)
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503
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504 The boy's eyes open briefly the next day, a few
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505 days later he takes some liquid food, and over
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506 the ensuing weeks he begins to eat and sleep
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507 regulary. As the year turns to spring the old
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508 doctor patiently teaches him to stand, then to
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509 walk unaided. The boy develops into a strange
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510 silent child, who likes to stand for hours under
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511 the trees in the big gardens surrounding the
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512 house. The doctor notices that the gardener and
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513 housekeeper will not look directly into his face
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514 and always cross themselves when they pass
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515 him.
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516
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517 His face is always completly smooth and
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518 experssionless, though the eyes are sometimes
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519 quick to follow any movement, he regards
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520 everything in an impassive animal way. It is as
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521 though he has not yet learned to connect his facial
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522 movements to his mental processes. The doctor
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523 cannot induce him to speak or make any vocal
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524 sound, and he becomes terribly saddened by the
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525 boy's lack of progress.
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526
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527 [C One night in the Summer the old doctor is lying
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528 awake in his bed. The windows are open onto
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529 the garden. It is dark outside and raining.
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530 A smell of rain and moise roses on the night
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531 breeze.
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532
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533 the boy stands by the doctor's bed looking
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534 down at him.
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535
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536 "It is time now, to be leaving."
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537
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538 !!
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539 ++++++++++++++lurk,lurk+++++++++++++++++++++++++++Darbon++++++++++++++++++++++++
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540
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541 Operation: Pisces
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542 Security breached and operative endangered
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543 - O'Daniel
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544
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545 *************************************************
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546 Notice:
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547 Our biggest mistake was not nuking Russia
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548 while we had the bomb and they didn't.
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549 **************************************************
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550 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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551 No matter how simple, trivial, or stupid any situation is conflict is,
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552 conflict is present.
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553 A pessimistic view you say?
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554 Sure, so what?
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555 As I was waiting for the bus a funny thing happened to me.
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556 Someone spilled goulash on my brand new K-MART tenny runners.
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557 I reached into my pocket and pulled my hand out again.
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558 You know I don't like Bon-Bons with my catsup(notice proper name of
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559 popular tomato muck derivitive).
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560 My mother's name is Catherine.
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561 I know you don't care.
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562 I felt as though I wanted to grab the gun.
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563 Just to have it in my hand. warming my palm and my twisted thoughts.
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564 I could blow Ted's ugly eyes right off that scornful face.
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565 No.
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566 Too easy.
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567 We still have to finish our session.
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568
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569 goodnight and have a pleasant meal
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570 thank you for your time Mr. Mason
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571
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572 graz fiers
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573 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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574 up 30
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575 pr 30
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576
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577 goto war
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578 but don't forget your toothbrush
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579 lucy in the sky with diamonds
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580
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581 So what's with this 'stream of unconsiousness' stuff?
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582
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583 Sorry, I wear women's clothing(you know how it is).
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584 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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585 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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586 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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587 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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588
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589
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590 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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591 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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592 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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593 mmmmmmmmmmmm
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594 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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595 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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596 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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597 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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598 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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599 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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600 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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601 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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602 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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603 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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604 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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608 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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609 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjj,,,,,,,
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613 yeah, i know, me too.
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615 (Every once and a while I get this desperate craving for 132 Column graphic
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616 art with the occasional PLOT10 Escape code for added clarity. I wonder what
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617 Hell on Earth it'd be like if I did it?
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618 Guess I'll just stick to my 40 column, .77MHz, 6502 Installation!) - phj
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621 off
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622 swap me out!
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