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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 27 AUG 86 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 The top, huh?Well, I've never been 'ere before.... but, wow, i'n't it a
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21 strnge sensation????? how about a little bit of constructive response to
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22 me little tale???
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23 Be brutul iof necessary, 'cos it's good for me.!!
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24 but, mostly, be honest.
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25 'nough said.I Have the honour of being at the top, for the first
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26 time ever, so time for an appropriate quotation:
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27
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28
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29 "Once more into the breach my friends, and fill the gap
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30 with your English dead!"
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31
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32 With thanks to Willie Shakespere,
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33 from Adric,
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34 (Who, whilst British, isn't
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35 English!!)
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36 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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37 ________________________________________________________________________________
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38 Blood on the windows
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39 Millions of ordinary people are there
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40 They gaze at the scenery
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41 They act as if it is perfectly clear
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42 Take a look at the mountains
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43 Take a look at the beautiful river of blood.
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44
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45 The liquid surrounds me
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46 I fight to rise from this river of hell
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47 I stare round about me
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48 Children are swimming and playing with boats
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49 Their features are changing
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50 Their bodies dissolve and I am alone.
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51
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52 Do you know what you have done?
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53
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54 Now you never did see such a terrible thing
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55 As was seen last night on the T.V.
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56 Maybe if we're lucky, they will show it again
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57 Such a terrible thing to see
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58 There's nothing you can do when you're the next in line
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59 You've got to go domino.
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60
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61
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62 _ -Phil
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63 ________________________________________________________________________________
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64 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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65 Golly! 12 of March all over again? I knew that Backwater was magical,
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66 but not this magical!!
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67 PEN NAME
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68 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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69 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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70 Mad Actor: Greetings, friend! Nice to see you around here again, and nice
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71 to here that you are making it in that field that I've long forsook. Your
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72 story has touched on thoughts that I've had on ritual dance. Good story.
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73 Now, if only Miranda would visit me soon, I might be able to add to this
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74 resurgence of verbal artistry, and tell a little more of her story...
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75 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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76 ____08/27/86__________________JD 2446670.5917_________19:12:08_PDT_________
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77 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZoom...
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78 Emu: Go for it!!!!!
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79 All: I am ecstatic! At last, some good writing. Mad Actor, yours is one
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80 of the best I have ever seen on this board, although the ending was a bit confusing.
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81 All that would make it perfect is for Silverman to return. John, where are you?
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82 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZoom...
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83 Is that Zippy?
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84 `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`
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85 After 2 months and still on Enter only. Almost all of the boards
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86 seem to be down or gone and no way to find out wich numbers are
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87 still good (couldn't get on Bucket).
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88 Can anyone help me find a listing of some sort?
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89 `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`Mark,`,`
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90
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91 <o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o>
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92 The long summer nights.
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93 A friendship unknown
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94 A friend that is gone
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95 No reason why.
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96 So much that should be said
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97 So much that should never have
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98 Unknowing...unknowable.
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99 A hand scribled sign
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100 Echoing in the eyes
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101 "Trust no one"
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102 Not even a friend.
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103 Laying unmoving
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104 On cool white sheets
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105 A hope that is fading
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106 A fear come to life.
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107 An emptiness that goes deep within
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108 A piece that is missing
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109 A spirit is gone.
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110 All alone on a long summer night.
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111 BH
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112 <o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o>
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113
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114 *%@*%_)^&_))&*#^)##+!(^!+^(@_#^*@^&_@*+|$$$$@*$+^*)$^*#$)^&_)*^!)_$^*+*^(+$^*#)$^*^)#(#+((((!#)*^#$^*_^&_)*^#$)#^#$^*#^_*#_^*
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115 Alex: Wars are over. Battles lost and won. Dead counted. Wounded healed. Widow
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116 s weep for the long and lost. But never a thing is Risked. A game to the body
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117 and soul, yet it becomes so much more while The Game is played.
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118 A journey into a new realm of technology was discussed last time our paths
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119 crossed. This journey is still possible. Have you perchance found one of those
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120 log books so helpful on new adventures yet? And while millions break down
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121 doors to take a peek at a secret hull, the doors will be left open to the
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122 systems in where we seek electronic relaxation.
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123 The last confrontation is over, and all colors but black perished in the fight.
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124 We must somehow right this wrong. The scurge has been too successful of late.
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125 There must be some action we can take.
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126 I wish all the family members a 'salut!'
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127 Mark: Almost all the systems are down? My last count hovered near ninety BBS's
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128 operating locally. Of this large number, only a small percentage is on a
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129 temporary hiatus, for reasons ranging from sysop dislocation to motherboard
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130 replacement. Expand your normal calling radius. You might find some gems out
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131 there you did not know existed.
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132 Emu: Miranda would be welcome in a world where witches and sea serpents give
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133 birth to creatures, while not man, interact with man as an equal. It is
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134 always desirable to read the adventures of one learning their craft; and
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135 learning just what it means to be rooted in New Law and New Testament. Pray
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136 continue.
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137 !@*$(#%*%@^&_)*@#%_@%_*@^)@#^ L'homme sans Parity *%()*%@)*%@_*%*^_#^*_%)@_%*)+*+%(@%_^&@_))&)*!+)(*$+%*)+_)!)*+~%**_#&*!_)%!
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138 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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139 or somet
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140 h
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141 i or something having
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142 or something having
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143 with some sort of a game or two
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144 ge systems or whatever...
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145 Nordic Coast
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146 503-246-xxxx
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147 hen we get the 10 meg it will
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148 [7m VT100 inverse video ON [0m OFF
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150 B0 ADM3A inverse video ON C0 OFF
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151
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152 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/
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153 Alex: an address would be helpfull, by the usual routes. Or a meeting in a
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154 room full of maps. Your choice.
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155 TJ: the pseudonym doesn't ring bells, hit me with another one.
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156 Zoom would be Zippy if he wore an earring, does he?
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157 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/MiG
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158 mikoyan, is that you ???????
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159 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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160
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161 to: The Mad(Excellent) Actor,
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162
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163 Please write more of your excellent prose, 'cos that's
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164 the best part of the Backwater system,( 'least as far as I'm concerned.)
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165 If you have one or two more floating around, please let us have a look
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166 at 'em.It would be most appriciated.
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167
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168
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169 Elforson woke to the sound of a dry brnch breaking, and
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170 looked down out of his erie to see the massive body of a thirty-foot anaconda
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171 flowing up the tree toward him.It was already on the branch supporting his
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172 nest, and coming up fast, despite its massive weight.Elforson desperately
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173 scanned the surrounding treetops for a convienient branch, but could see
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174 only small branches below him.
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175 He hung by his fingertips to he edge of the nest, and dropped,
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176 grabbing at the brach whipping up toward him.His fingers gripped hard, and
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177 the branch ripped off.He let go the branch he was holding, and grabbed at
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178 the next.His arms nearly jerked out of their sockets, Elforson hung, his
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179 shoulders on fire.He swung, agonizingly from side to side, his feet reaching
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180 out for the trunk.
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181
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182 Elforson reached the ground with little time to spare, for the
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183 anaconda had not yet given up on this quarry.He ran, leaping over bushes,
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184 streams, and small trees.His right foot caught under a vine, and Elforson
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185 crashed to the ground, and lay still.He had no coice, his foot was still
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186 entwined in the vine.He struggled to free it, glancing over his shoulder,
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187 where, just above the undergrowth, a large flat head was approaching, a meas-
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188 ured metre from the ground.Elforson leaped to his feet, only to crash down
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189 again, wincing in pain, as his wrenched ankle protested bearing any weight.
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190 With a little more care, Elforson erected himself once more,
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191 and staggered on again.His brown-grey jumpsuit was torn and dirty, his leg
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192 cut and bleeding.He was dimly aware as he ran of a shriek, almost human in
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193 timbre, behind him.He stumbled and fell, rolled, and saw what was happening.
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194 The anaconda behind him had found easier prey, a baby gibbon.Whilst it was
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195 a pity, Elforson was grateful to be alive, and gave the gibbon not a second
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196 thought.Already his mind was ajusting to live or die of nature, and his
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197 intellect made no protest of morality.
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198
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199 As night fell, it found Elforson some ten miles from the crash
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200 site, and he now had an objective in mind.He knew, that some fifty miles
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201 from his present position, there was an olsd experimental station.It was a
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202 tropospheric scatter station, and, if he was lucky, There might be some
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203 method of letting the outside world know where he was.It was but a slim chance,
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204 yet he knew that any hope was precious, if only for its ability to keep him
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205 going.Elforson slept.
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206
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207
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208 An attempt, from Adric.
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209 (Continued from the end
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210 of disk B )
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211 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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213 ?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?
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214
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215 I see talent in the words of Adric. Estheticism. Prose worthy of the
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216 designation. What it needs is seasoning. Uncounted tips and hint gained over
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217 the space of time. One of which, being arrogant enough to suggest it now, is
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218 placing one to two spaces after every sentence. So take the advice of others
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219 seriously. Think about. Reject it at will, of course. But don't ignore it as
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220 I might have wanted to. Sometime else,
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221 (Darn Enter Only, though no one remembers All Allowed) Opos.
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222
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223 ___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?___?
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225 <<<<<<<
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226
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227 Mr. Actor,
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228 I am glad to see that you can take the critics words even if you don't agree
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229 with them. I am also glad to see somebody else (meagerly) make comment to the
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230 ending of your work. Hopefully you can work this into a feasible story.
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231
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232
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233 The KRITIK
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235 >>>>>>>
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239 I've been gone for over a month and who welcomes me back but an impostor using
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240 my name!!! I am the REAL PEN NAME. The impostor apparently uses double-quote
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241 marks as a border. I have used and always will use the border I use now!
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242 Impostor, begone and smite my name no more.
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243 PEN NAME
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245 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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246
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247 one to two spaces, huh? Sounds good.Thanks for the
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248 feedback mate.Any help I can get I welcome, 'cos
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249 like you said, Opos, I'm basically inexperienced.
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250 Thanx for constructive criticism.
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251
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252 Elforson looked up towards the ridge ahead, marvelling at
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253
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254 the verdant beaty ahead, yet aware that it contained danger on all sides.
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255 The last glimpse he had seen of the tropospheric scatter station was well
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256 past an hour ago, and at least seven miles. He trudged on, his ankle barely
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257 bothering him, as his mind worked on the possible methods of communication.
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258 He knew it was naive to hope to be able to use the main transmission dishes,
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259 as their power supply would be dead.A tought struck home, as he realized that
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260 they would have been powered by an on-site generator. It was just concievable
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261 that some fuel remained, but, considering his limited knowledge of engineeering,
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262 he had little hope of running the scatter station.What he might do is set a
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263 smoke signal for a spotter plane to see. He realised that this wasn't practical
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264 , as no-one knew he was flying in this area. After all, the local government
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265 wasn't over-fond of Enlish speaking people.
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266
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267 His mind was forced back to the present by the cliff ahead of him.
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268 He would have to scale this to keep his line-of-sight of the station.He
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269 took out his climbing helmet, ropes, pitons, and gun, in preperation for
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270
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271 the assult. Looking up the cliff, it struck him that there were no
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272 convienient outcrops or trees to attach his ropes to. There was, however, a
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273 chimney that looked scaleable. Of course, on that first cliff, he had had a
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274 largge tree in which he had lodged his rope, and he was not looking forward
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275 to free ascent up this chimney.
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276
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277 Halfway up, he happened to look back along his line of travel.
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278 Following it, some fifteen miles back, were two helicopters, of an anti-
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279 quated military design. He realised that his plane had been discovered, and
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280 that if they found him, he was in trouble.As an Enlish speaker, and, moreover,
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281 an American, his reception would be far from pleasant.He set himself a faster
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282 pace up the cliff, knowing that at their present distance, he was still
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283 invisible to the pilots of the choppers.He was but a ew metres from the crest,
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284 and he paused to rest.
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285
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286 Luckily for him, he was under a bush, so when the second flight
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287 of choppers passed directly overhead, scaring him badly, he wasn't seen. He
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288
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289 tried to crawl deeper under the bush, as they continued their search pattern.
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290 It dawned on him then that as they would meet about five miles back from
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291 his present position, he was safe. Undoubtably they would ignore the sector
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292 in the other flight's pattern, so he moved on as best he could. Once at the
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293 top, he paused only longe enough to take a compass bearing on the station,
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294 and moved on at a steady trot.He was aware of the multitudes of life around
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295 him, as not far off, a troupe of gibbons chased one of the jungle's few cats,
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296 apparantly a panther, away from their young.
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297
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298 He idly wondered about adopting an arbourial mode of travel,
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299 but realised that this was mere fancy, as not many branches would support
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300 the weight of a man.The colours around him were so vivid that they played
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301 tricks on his eyes. He seemed to see movement where none was.It was only
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302 from the corners of his eyes that he saw these raopid bursts of apparant motion.
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303 Not unnaturally, he became a little paranoid, and began to turn in his
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304 tracks as he walked, attempting to cover all angles equally.
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305
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306 This time there could be no mistake!!After two hours of the
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307 " movements, " he was sure that this one had been a face!!
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308
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309 Adric.
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310 (Sorry for the inconsistansy, but I
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311 forget then remember as I write.)
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312
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313 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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314 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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316 ____08/28/86__________________JD 2446671.6135_________19:43:53_PDT_________
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317 {{{{{{{{{<<<>>><<<>>><<<>>><<<>>>shiva<<<>>><<<>>><<<>>><<<>>>{{{{{{{
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318 As flowers from a tempests wrath
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319 through the hole i see no path
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320 a weary trav'ler growing near
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322 brightens the forest like a ship on the sea
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323 green spear breaks earth - a little tree.
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324 }}}}}}}}}}}}<<<>>><<<>>><<<>>><<<>>>shiva<<<>>><<<>>><<<>>><<<>>>}}}}}}
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325 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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326 Ah, Great Pretender, it has been a long time...but Dino Dung! Must we go
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327 through this all again? Very well, here it is:
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328 A change of computer left me with a fear of communications for qutie a
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329 long while. When the time came to put in an apperance, I felt that a new
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330 change, for the new times, was in order. Hence the new border; it shows
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331 up well on my terminal and projects well with the alias.
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332 Well, I'm afraid for your sake you caught me in the mood for a bit of
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333 a scrap, so continue this charade at your own peril!
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334 At least you're getting the name in the right place...
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335 PEN NAME
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336 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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337
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338 !##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!
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339 I've always wondered why people insist on impure immitation. And
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340 I don't mean Miracle Whip instead of salad dressing!
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341 This place is wonderful, really, but I'm affraid I'll be moving
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342 over to more secure pastures. The "REAL" PEN NAME, might you have
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343 access to THE BLUE PARROT? Several do (inimical ones as well.) It is
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344 a place that allows protection such afflictions as you have here.
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345 Hello again dear Doctor.....
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346 - Nom de Sant
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347 !##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!
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348 Oh, I forgot! The Blue Parrot (GBBS) - 253-xxxx
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349 And inimical is a real word.
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350 !##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##!##! NDS !##!##!##!##!##!##!
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351 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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352 It just doesn't pay to show off. I found that out the hard way. Let me
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353 tell you about it:
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354 I had just gotten a brand new used '74 Camaro. Beautful car, nice blue
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355 paintjob, mags, whitewalls, almost no scratches. I'm pretty damn proud of that
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356 car, if I do say so myself. And the girls, hell, they love a fast car. I knew a
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357 guy who had a car like this and he had to book reservations for it. No kidding.
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358 And at least half the time he wound up in tha back seat with 'em. Jeez, I
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359 thought I couldn't miss!
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360 I was coming home from the laundromat and stopped at this four-way on
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361 Wilson. Sitting at the bus stop on the opposite corner were two choice chicks.
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362 I mean, neither one of the had to be more than 17, and, since it was so hot,
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363 they were dressed in shorts and *very* tight fitting tops. Real prime stuff.
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364 The taller one had no bra and a pair on her that I couldn't believe. Smother me
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365 in those and I die happy. Anyways, they were both looking in my direction. I
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366 decided, hell, I'd race past 'em, impress 'em with my rod (the car), and come
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367 back around the block and see if I could pick 'em up. Real bright idea.
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368 I'm kinda inexperienced with a stick shift (among other things), and that
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369 was my downfall. I shoved the knob forward and floored it. The car went
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370 "Ka-hoomp! Ka-hoomp!" twice and died right in the middle of the intersection.
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371 I had the damn thing in third.
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372 I took it out of gear and turned the key: "rrrrRRRRrrrrRRRRrrrr..."
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373 Flooded.
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374 It was hot, but that's not the reason I'm sweating. I look up and the
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375 girls are staring at me like I'd just come down from Mars or something. I tried
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376 not to blush too hard as I turned the key again.
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377 "HOOONNNK!!"
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378 I almost jumped out the window. I look to my right, at the street
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379 I'm now blocking, and there's some geek in a beatup Chevy pickup that looked
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380 like it had been painted with housepaint, leaning out the window and shouting
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381 things at me that I don't care to repeat. I turn the key again and the engine
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382 roars to life. Hell with it. I pop him the finger as I throw it in gear and
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383 floor it.
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384 The car starts moving forward at about five miles an hour. Third gear
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385 again. I throw one last, longing look at the girls as I hit the clutch and put
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386 it in first. The car started putting on some speed.
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387 I don't know where the guy in the Chevy had originally intended to go but
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388 he was now right on my tail, laying on the horn all the way. I think he might
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389 have been a little peeved at my gesture earlier. And I don't know what he had
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390 under the hood, but there was no way on God's green earth I was gonna lose him.
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391 I'm starting to worry now. We're both tooling up Wilson, which is a
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392 residential street, at about fifty. If someone pulled out of a cross street, or
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393 a kid or something went into the road, well, that would be all she wrote. But
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394 if I slowed down, he'd ram me from behind, which he'd already tried. The guy
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395 was nuts.
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396 Luck ws with me for once. Up ahead, a cop was pulling out from a side
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397 street. I missed him. He didn't. I hit the brakes. It was just a sideswipe. I
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398 watched as the cop and the psycho both got out of their cars, shaken but
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399 unhurt. The cop got his gun out and put it to the psycho's head and I decided
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400 to get the hell out of there before he thought to get my license number.
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401 I waited until I was parked in my driveway before I had my nervous
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402 breakdown. I sat in the car for a long time, thinking over the whole fiasco.
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403 All this just to impress a couple of lousy girls. The last I saw of them, I
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404 knew I'm made a definite impression.
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405
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406 They were probably still laughing.
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407
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408 ////////////////////////James/////////////////////////////////////////
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409 ############################################################################
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410 The Inn had become busy again, patrons filling the tables. The walls had
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411 become stable once more, but that metal door was still there. And even though
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412 the sounds emitting from behind it had deminished some, they were still
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413 there. Some voices familur, and others not. But active nonetheless.
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414 #######"##################### The Innkeeper ###############################
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415 Hey James! I liked your story about
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416 teen-age lust and foolishness. Don't
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417 worry though, it's all a part of "growing up", and you will recover soon enough...
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418 ZARDOZ
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420 The last time I read something about shifting gears and Camaros, it was a
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421 in a story written by The Destroyer. Looks like he is back. Same style. Same
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422 <=20 years old characters. Same chip on the shoulder. Welcome back James.
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423
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424 Not this again. The duo Pen Names. We went through this before. I am the real
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425 Pen Name. None of this phony quote mark boarder garbage. I have always used
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426 this boarder, and no other will take its place. I am the one who writtes the
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427 weird stories. I am the real Pen Name. Make no mistake folks, certainly you
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428 can tell the difference between me and the faker. I refuse to talk to you
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429 facker any more. It is a waste of my time. You must have better things to
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430 do too. So enough!
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431 PEN NAME
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433 ++++----++++----++++----++++----++++----
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434 Has this become a "Juvie Board"?
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435 Knock of the garbage and get back to
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436 real literature!!!
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437
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438 ++++----++++----++++----++++----++++
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439 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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440 What is "real literature"?
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441 Never heard of it.
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442 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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443 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (just a note)
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444 Guess what folks? Yup, it's me. I'm back.
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445 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian
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446 pModel 100 inverse on
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447 and now offq
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448 ____08/29/86__________Leonard_JD 2446672.6043_________19:30:11_PDT_________
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449 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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450
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451 Elforson was breathing hard, his breath coming in quick,
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452 short gasps.He was drenched with sweat, and only half was from his exertions,
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453 as he ran for his life.At least, so he saw it. The faces had kept up with
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454 him for the past five arduous miles.His chet was shot with pains, his legs
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455 felt like wood, his feet lead. Whilst he was in decent physical shape, he
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456 hadn't run like this since high school, (not including his training for
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457 fencing, his other main hobby/sport.) His feet crashing down in agonies
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458 at each impact, he was near the end of his energy reserves, and he was very,
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459 very, frightened. Those faces he had glimpsed were smeared with a green
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460 dye, in a sort of ritualized camouflage pattern.He remembered a film he had
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461 seen as a teenager about a lost tribe who used this stuff. They had been
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462 called the Invisible People, and were feared by the other tribes in the
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463 film. He had heard tell that the film was based in reality to some extent.
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464
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465 That was why he was running as if the hounds of Heralthing were at his
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466 heels. His ears heard a whizz,- thunk, and as he ran, he wondered why that
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467 sound had unpleasant connotations. looking up to his right, he remembered.
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468 It was the sound of an arrow, biting into the wood of a tree, not six inches
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469 to the right of his head. He dived, and rolled up behind a tree, standing
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470 with his back against it, and began to try to peer around it. Something
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471 made him realise that he had stopped breathing, and he wanted to know why.
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472
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473 The answer made itself apparant by putting its hand up in a gesture
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474 of peace, whilst the other held a sturdy spear to his breast. Elforson froze.
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475 He tried to smile an engaginrg smile, but instead, his jaw hung slack, and,
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476 making vauge mewling sounds, he sunk into a weak-kneed squat. His captor
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477 squatted also, but with an obvious lack of weakness in his knees.
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478
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479 Elforson then almost passed out, as his captor grinned broadly, and
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480 said, in considerably better English than Elforson's own,
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481
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482 " Hello Stranger.We would not hurt you for any reason, and were, in
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483 fact, trying to keep you away from the territory of the smugglers. I will
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484 return, but for the moment, I must go. Fear not, I go for help."
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485
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486 Elforson's face clearly showed his considerable astonishment. His
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487 " captor " obviously found this hilarious, for, with a mischievious grin,
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488 he said,
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489 " If we do meet again--why, we shall smile. If not, why then this
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490 parting was well made."
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491
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492 As Elforson blinked in surprise, his friend vanished into the bushes,
|
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493 leaving Elforson wtih the unnerving impression of vanishing into thin air.
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494 Staggered, he climbed a tree to wait in, and, halfway up, recognised the
|
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495 quote as Shakespeare, Brutus and Cassius before battle.His mind in turmoil,
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496 he once again slept.
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497
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498 He awoke to a stead shaking of his branch, accompanied by the
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499 words,
|
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500 " We must away, ere break of day, as some more famous, if fictional
|
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501 dwarves once said, ccording to Mr.Tolkien!!"
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502 It was only then that Elforson noticed his friend's diminuative size,
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503 not more than four feet tall.
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504
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505 Adric.
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506 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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507
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508 ### ###
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509 A small boy heard the ocean roar,
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510 "There are secrets on my distant shore
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511 But beware my child the ships bell's wail,
|
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512 Wait not too long to start the sail."
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513
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514 So quickly come and go the years
|
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515 And a young adult stands abeach - with fears.
|
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516 "Come on, come on," the ocean cussed .
|
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517 "Time passes on, Oh sail you must."
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518
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519 Now it's business in middle - age prime
|
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520 And maybe tomorrow there'll be time.
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521 Now is too soon - It's raining today.
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522 Gone, all gone - years are eaten away.
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523
|
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524 An old man looks out, still feeling the lure
|
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525 Yet he'll suffer the pain than go for the cure.
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526 The hair is white, the step's with care
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527
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528 So all too soon the secrets are buried
|
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529 Along with him and regrets he carried
|
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530 And it's not for loss of secrets he cried
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531 But rather because he'd never tried.
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532
|
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533
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534 << Nepenthe >>
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535
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536 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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537 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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538 In the glow of a dying campfire a solitary figure watched
|
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539 images form and reform in the glowing coals. His thoughts
|
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540 turned to times past and friends long departed. His jouney
|
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541 had seemed interminable, and perhaps it was. A sharp pain
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542 woke him from his reverie, and he brushed the glowing coal
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543 from his ragged and tattered kilt, then pushed another branch
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544 onto the coals.
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545 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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546 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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547 Adric here, I go for a little holiday in Washington, so the sto
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548 ry of the Garden of the Gods must wait.Bye guys!
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549 Adric.
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550 _______________________________________________________________
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551
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552 I had it. I lost it. It's gone now. I'm dead.
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553 _______________________________________________________________
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554
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555 Joseph Tough, a crack reporter, was told to ---- out the facts
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556 in the case of a ---- accountant who had apparently murdered
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557 his wife.
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558 As Joe went out to ---- his informant, he noticed the day-old
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559 snow was starting to ----.
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560 "Hi, ----," Joe said when his source met him in the nearby
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561 diner. The source, obviously nervous, spilled the ---- he had
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562 ordered on his expensive ---- tie. After drying himself off,
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563 Milt the informant started to describe the accountant who had
|
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564 tried to ---- his wife out of the ---- of her inheritance.
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565 When it looked as if she was going to ----. he took her for a
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566 ---- through the Grand Canyon, and pushed her over a cliff.
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567 When the police caught up with him, the accountant refused to
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568 ----.
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569 Milt swore his ---- was true, his face ---- with emotion.
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570 Joseph shoved a ---- of greenbacks at him in payment for the
|
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571 scoop, and walked the ---- back to his office to write up
|
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572 the story.
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573 mystery author
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574 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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575
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576 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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577 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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578 Again I am called upon to prove myself. Just as well. I trust
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579 in the ability of all who have had occasion to pass this way
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580 to know th difference between my style and that of The Great
|
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581 Pretender. But, it's a measur of trust lost on most, so I feel
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582 that there is but one way to lay this issue to rest...
|
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583
|
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584 Prepare for the return of Nick Young, private eye...
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585
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586
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587 PEN NAME
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588 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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589 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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590 Welcome, sir Piper. Won't you play us a tune to which our
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591 eyes and minds may dance?
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592 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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593 ############################################################################
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594 Dozing in front of the warming fire, the Innkeeper through half closed lids
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595 watched the flames flicker and dance before him. As he watched, the flames
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596 seemd to take on shape and form. A grove of trees against a black backdrop.
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597 In time a figure became visible just behind the flames A man much travel
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598 worn and tired. He sat as if he were on the other sode of the flames of
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599 the hearth itself. But of course that was not so, the rear of the hearth
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600 was of the best firestone to be found, and not an open space.
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601 Of course the stone did come from the quaries to the west, in an area known
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602 to have great magics in the very earth itself. So perhaps there was something
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603 to this image. Or maybe it is just the dreaming of an old and tired man,
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604 his eyes playing tricks on him. The man on the other side of the flames
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605 seemed familar though where from it was uncertain. The clothing was odd,
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606 a dress? No, a kilt! ################# The Innkeeper ########################
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