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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 ********************* REMOVED: 12 AUG 84 *******************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day system operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 I wonder what ever happened to PAM? It has been quite some time
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21 since she has imbibed at the Inn. Did she get tired of it, or
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22 angry? What caused her to loose interest? I truly miss her input,
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23 it was as the tangy sharp sweetness of an orange. Something to
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24 waken the spirit and mind to start the day refreshed and alive.
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25 I know you won't read this PAM, but won't you come back?
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26 ******************* CISTOP MIKEY *****************************
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27 top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top
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28 I only leave a message if I am at the top so here it is: "HI"
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29 top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top
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30 SECOND TO THE TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP
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31 Hello all i am new on this system and i would like
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32 if anyone could explain something to me or give me
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33 some info on help or whatever and who all you people
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34 are and i would really like to get to know all you people
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35 becuase i am new of course well thanks leave me a note on
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36 here,To
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37 Zero The Hero
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38 -------------
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39 thanks a bunch
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40 ps-=> what are some new bbs numbers around in POrtland OrEgOn
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41 Who is CITSOP MIKEY?
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42 Thanks alot
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43 Is there a sysop?
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44 :+:+:+:+:+::+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+::+:+:+:+:+:+:
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45 To Zero the Hero: CITSOP MICKEY is the SYSOP of this board. People on
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46 this board are all really unpredictable. It is always fun to see what
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47 will turn up next on back water. Here are some other numbers for this
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48 area: 775-xxxx (CBBS), 245-xxxx (Pms Potland), 682-xxxx (Wp).
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49 Oh, and 636 xxxx (Rome). Try them out and from there you can also find
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50 out more numbers. Use the "DB, list" commands to get a better understanding
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51 of what goes on in this Inn. Have fun.
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52 :+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:+:Here today, gone tommarow:+:+:+:
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53 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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54
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55 And L'homme..... I hear you have become quite an expert C64 programer;
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56 perhaps you could teach me someday some of the tricks you have learned. I'm
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57 certainly glad that SOMEBODY likes Commodore.....
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58
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59 A hello to all of my friends! I see that nothing has changed in my
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60 brief leave, save the quality of the VOL. Where is Mike? and Luke? Still
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61 around? PAM show up? D? ANYONE?
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62 Aaron
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63 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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64 --=--==--===--====--=====--======--=======--========--=========--=========
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65 Hi All,
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66 Tuck here. Did you ever wonder about rocks? How much have they
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67 contributed to the human race (Not to sound pro-human, but I need an angle.)
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68 Do you see any future in rocks? All this, and much more, in the next few
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69 paragraphs.
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70 Did you ever stop to look at a rock? Sure you have. Rocks just come
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71 in so many different shapes and size that one of them has to turn you on.
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72 I was going through Easter Oregon one day, and I saw this lovely rock,
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73 It was about 4'x7'x5' and covered with patches of moss. It would
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74 have been great for my room, but I didn't know how to get it in the car
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75 without scraping the moss off. So, I....Oh, yah, back to rocks.
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76 Where would we be without rocks? Those prehistoric men had to have
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77 something to make spear heads out of. Don't tell me that they could have
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78 used metal, it ain't so. If you are going heat metal, or shape it, you
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79 need stone. For the furnace and the hammers. Wood furnaces don't
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80 cut it, and the only thing hard enough to shape metal besides stone, is
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81 dried cow dung, and I think they were smart enough to stay away from
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82 it. Face it, without rocks, we would still be in the Stone Age, correction
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83 make that Pre-Non-Existant-Rock Age.
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84 What's to come for rocks? Takeing a pesimistic veiwpoint,
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85 I guess we could throw they at the Commies after WW III. Rocks really
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86 have a future in artwork and computers. Pretty soon, with everybody
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87 having a computer and what-not, the artist are going to team with
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88 IBM and we are going to have some fancy custom designed computers.
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89 Rocks are going to play and important part in this new disipline of art.
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90 Full consoles make of rock, it would be very impressive. If they can
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91 design stone speakers, then you could have real rock rocks.
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92 Think about the rock. And remember, when you are about to sit on
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93 a rock, that could be the army's latest in land mines.
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94 Saturday, 23:36 - Friar Tuck -
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96 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/
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97 PC&S, wonderfull place, but I made it there too late. How soon will I see
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98 you all again? anybody new show up? I had some chocolate for leonard, money
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99 for Voyeur and a head full of ideas on reviving BW. Or a head full of toxins
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100 that lead me to think I had ideas on reviving BW, I don't know which.
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101 Laz:I think I need to disagree on your thoughts about the draft and fighting
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102 for my way of life. If some country invaded america, they would be faced wi|
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103 with more opposition then one would think. We have folks who have rifles and
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104 handguns legaly, still more not legaly and a society that has access to
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105 information on how to build all kinds of bombs and weaponry. I would not
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106 join the military, I would kill and destroy with the best of them on my
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107 own. I do not see how going to war in another country would help my,or any
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108 body elses lifestyle. Sure, if some arab country wanted to be flaming idiots
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109 and cut off our oil`supply, or if some other country did it for us, things
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110 would be drastic for a while. We have cars that get 40+ MPG on gas, they
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111 will also run quite well on alchohol. It was amazing to`see how fast
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112 alternate energy sources were developed during the first arab oil embargo.
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113 Then it just sort of slacked`off when oil became easyer to get.
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114 oops, got to go, duty calls.
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115 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?`? ?/MiG/? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?`? ?@
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116 CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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117 I agree with laz but for different reasons. The reason that public resis-
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118 tance to the Vietnam "conflict" was so pervasive was that a cross-section
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119 of the population had direct contact with the military at that time.
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120 A person faced with the possibility of losing life in a war scrutinizes
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121 that war and analyzes U.S. policy in a far more active way than someone
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122 who merely observes. One of the disturbing things about the all volunteer
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123 army is that volunteers are either career military or those who want to
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124 take advantage of vocational training. These people do not criticize.
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125 They do not report military abuses of discipline or funds. They make it
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126 possible for the armed services to operate in a sphere independent of
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127 everyday citizens and away from public scrutiny. It is naive to think
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128 that we can do away with a standing army until attack is immanent. As
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129 long as we have an army, it should be served by every citizen, male and
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130 female, educated and uneducated. This ensures a far more informed and
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131 involved citizenry and a more responsible and honest military.
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133 cccccccccccccccccccccccccccCursercccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
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134 ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><><><><><><><>
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135 To the person writing the fern story--it is intriguing. I don't know,
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136 and I don't want to know, if the author is dreaming or being dreamed.
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137 The imagery is strong and pretty as well. Keep going-I want to see what
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138 happens to this little world.
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139 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>critique<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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140
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141 :::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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142 MiG: PorSFiS/PC&S consisted of those at Risk-Alex+Dreamtoucher. We left
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143 there around 5:00, at which time Leonard went off to do 'something',
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144 Petrov went home, and L'homme & I went to the Tower East. There we
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145 transferred approximately 60% of the archives (say 5.5 Mbytes) from
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146 IBM to TRS-80 M1 at 9600 baud with NO errors. Sunday should see the rest
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147 of the transfer made, at which time it goes to M3 TRSDOS, and I get to
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148 xfer from single sided to double sided (I really don't want 50 disks tied
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149 up in the archives when I can do it with 20). I think if we had realized
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150 the amount of work involved in getting the archives from 8" CP/M
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151 to Model 3 TRSDOS, (with all necessary intermediate steps), it would have
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152 never been undertaken. And when we have our copies of the archives,
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153 we can go back and read the GOOD OLD DAYS, and then we can all say in chorus:
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154 ..GOSH HOW CRUMMY BACKWATER HAS BECOME..
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155 ::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::voyeur:::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::::::
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156 The apprentice readied himself for bed. The wedding feast had been a
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157 welcome break in the routine, but come morning he would have to clean the
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158 feasting gear AND do his normal tasks as well...
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159 ................................the apprentice..................................
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160 Voyeur: I hope it isn't TOO much trouble. I'd hoped we could acquire future
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161 archive disks as they come out.
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162 ____________________Leonard_____________________________________________________
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164 Hi All,
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165 Are we all thinking people here? Can we be creative? How about
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166 looking at things with a new point of view, sometimes humorous, sometimes
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167 not. Is free form work more creative? Can BackWater survive this non-
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168 creative phase?
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169 Should we call this the Warboard? Summer has ended, and only the
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170 really dedicated will remain. Let humor remain, for Lord knows that I
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171 need all I can get. Still keep it philisophical, so you can learn
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172 something.
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173 Keep the stories going. They, at least, take some planning and
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174 ploblem solving skills. I think what this country needs is a good
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175 dose of comman sense. Think for yourself, do what you want. Don't
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176 rely on others for ideas. Make them and test them yourself. It's work,,
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177 but it's worth it.
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178 Sunday 9:06 - Friar Tuck -
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181 FROM PROMETHEUS: VOLUNTEER OF THE GODS?!?
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182 MAN IN GRAY; I AM WORKNEXT TO THE INFORMATION BOOTH AT THE MARKET. IN A STAND WE LIKE TO CALL, OREGON CRITTERS.
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183 TO GET THERE FROM THE MAI SUPPOSE THE EASIEST WAY WOULD BE TO WALK DOWN TO WRFRONT PARK AND WANK FROM THERE NORTH.
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184 IN TIME YOU WILL SEE MARKET- TYPE ACTIVITIES AND YOU CAN THEN JUST ASK ANYONE WHERE THE INFORMATION BOOTH IS.
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187 THAT IS ALL FOR NOW, I HAVE TO GO REALLY QUICKLY NOW TO GET THERE ONLY HALF AN HOUR LATE.
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188 PROMETHEUS HAWTHORNE SD8409.??
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189 FROM THE DENTHIER... MT????.??
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190 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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191 [><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><]
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192 Hello,
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193 Think of the trees that are all around us. Aren't they important
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194 too? Nobody ever notices trees, they are just too busy. Think of the
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195 trees, how many times have you looked at a trees and said "WOW! what a
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196 nice tree." ? How many times have you used a tree? A lot I can say.
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197 Where would we be if the trees never grew as it does today. The old
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198 pioneers wouldn't have had anything to build their houses from, their
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199 boats, tools. The prehistoric men wouldn't have had anything to tie
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200 their rocks to. Except for bones that is. Just think of the trees,
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201 how many times have you sat under a tree for shade, to get out of the
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202 rain. How many times a day do you use something that comes from a
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203 tree? Here is a little exparement. Look around you in that room where
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204 your computer is. Now look again and try to imagin if all of the wood
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205 products (pencils, paper, computer stand, chair) were gone. What could
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206 ever replace the wood?
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207 And think of the government, with their little tricky ways of hidding
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208 nuclear arms. Toxic waste and missle silo's. You can never be safe under
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209 the watchfull eyes of the feds.
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210 Next time take a GOOD look at a tree. And before you sit under it,
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211 please make sure that it is not a MX misslie with leaves. A hollow tree
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212 full of chemical waste, (you can tell this by how much it glows every
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213 night and if the people that were sitting under it are now green).
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214 Remember the good things about our most beloved tree. Some are older
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215 than your oldest grandparents, and they will probably out grow you too
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216 so take a good look now while you have a chance. Before your gone too.
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217 [><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><][><]
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218 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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219 Would anyone care to FINALLY see the Ruby Valley, as that WAS the original intent before our little sidetrack called
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220 "Voyage to Amber"?
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221 Milchar, D.D.D.M. and M.C.P. (Deranged and Devious Dungeon Master and Mad Commodore Programmer)
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222 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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223 Sure, Milchar, as long as we don't have to go up the Kolumbia to get there.
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224 !!!!!!
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225 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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226 OK, TREES AND ROCKS ARE FINE, BUT WHAT ABOUT DIRT?????
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227 WITHOUT DIRT, THERE WOULD BE NO PLACE FOR TREES TO GROW AND SURVIVE.
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228 ALL ROCKS WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME GROUND UP AND BE PART OF THE DIRT, SO WHY NOT
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229 START WITH DIRT??
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230 DIRT(AND IT'S ALTERNATE FORM, MUD) ARE INVALUABLE IN TODAY'S SOCIETY.
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231 WHAT WOULD CHILDHOOD BE WITHOUT MUD PIES, MUD BALLS, AND JUST PLAIN GETTING
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232 DIRTY. AND WHAT ABOUT MUD. LATELY WE HAVE SEEN A LOT OF ONE OF THE PRIME
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233 USES OF MUD, MAINLY MUDSLINGING. ON THE TV, IN THE LIVE SPEECHES, AND EVEN ON
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234 BBS'S, MUDSLINGING ABOUNDS.
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235 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WHAT ABOUT THE GREAT ART OF MUDWRESTLING??? I MEAN,
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236 CAN YOU IMAGINE AMERICA WITHOUT THIS GREAT SPORT??
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237 THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, AND REMEMBER---
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238
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239 A DIRTY MIND IS A HEALTHY MIND!!!
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240
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241 JONATHAN CHANCE
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243 ^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^
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244 A mishmash today.
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245 J.C. - Welcome, I remember some of your thoughtful input in days past, when I was another
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246 person on the board. Does your return have a connection to the commencing of
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247 educational activities ?
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248
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249 Bard - 'Run' was most inspiring. Is there an original allegorical meaning, or may we draw our own ?
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250 Was the song based on historical fact ? It was very beautiful. Thank you.
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252 R.R. - As has been stated earlier, avoiding a standing army until you are invaded is folly. And
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253 movies like Red's are preposterous. If a large portion of populace and decision makers had
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254 held sway with your ideas for any longer than they did prior to WWII, we would probably
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255 be a part of the Third Reich by now.
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256 As for Social Security being around when you are ready to retire, you must be joking. It
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257 was Smiley himself who said, a little over 4 years ago, that "if you are under the age of 40,
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258 Social Security will not be available to you when you retire." He did not absolve us of the duty
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259 (right ?) to pay for it.
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260 You also neglected to answer my question about your grandfather. If his life concerned you, which
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261 I commend you for, why did you not sell your belongings, work more hours, or find some way to
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262 provide for your own kin? Do I expect you to take care of my family ? No. (Some things, such
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263 as roads, defense, etc. are unavoidable, but almost everything has a price.) I am certain that
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264 your grandfather would have appreciated your help more than anything from the government.
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265
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266 Alex - Have you ever played non-sequential risk ? I have the rules, and would love to tell you about it
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267 sometime. What did M.T. say ?
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268
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269 Mikey - Having been around for over a year, I have seen one full undulation of the pendulum. What is
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270 the normal ratio of Fantasy to debate ? (Perhaps the archivers could tell.)
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271
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272 ^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$ Laissez-faire $^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^
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273 P.S. Archivers, I am saving up to have 40 8" disks. (I have the requisite $) How may we go about the
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274 interchange ?
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276 ^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$ Laz $^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^
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278 Prometheus: I *STILL* want to know what the hex (or even decimal) is for control
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279 space?
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280 Also, I do believe that you have a bug in your backspace routine. Re-read your
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281 last msg & you'll see what I mean.
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282 _______________________________________Leonard__________________________________
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283 The Marvelous Axe (words: David Erickson,tune:"The Marvelous Toy" by Tom Paxton
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284 When I was just a wee Viking lad, full of health and joy,
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285 My father homeward came from a raid and he gave to me a toy.
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286 A wonder to behold it was, made of steel so bright;
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287 The moment I laid hands on it, it became my heart's delight.
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288 Chorus:It went swish when it moved, and splat when it stopped;
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289 It never did stand still. A Viking axe is what it was,
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290 And it was made to kill.
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291 The first time that I picked it up, I had a big surprise,
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292 'Cause I swung it, then it swung me, I couldn't believe my eyes.
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293 It first swung once, then swung twice, then whirled over my head,
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294 And when I went on my first raid, this is what it did:
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296 It first slashed left, then slashed right, then flew out of my hand.
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297 And when I looked where it had gone, not an enemy did stand.
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298 I found that it had slashed right through a hundred Mongols' heads;
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299 And when I picked it up again, the Ka-Khan, too, was dead.
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301 The raids have gone by too quickly, it seems. I have my own little brat;
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302 And yesterday I gave to him my marvelous Viking axe.
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303 His eyes nearly popped right out of his head, and he gave a sneer of glee.
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304 Neither one of us knows just what it is, but he loves it just like me.
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307 HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK
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308 The Deer Hunt
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312 2:00Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
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313 2:30Throw everything except the kitchen sink into pickup
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314 3:00Leave for the deer woods
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315 3:15Drive back home to pick up gun
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316 3:30Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight
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317 4:00Set up camp. Forgot the damn tent
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318 4:30Head for the woods
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319 6:05See eight deer
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320 6:06Take aim and squeeze trigger
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322 6:08Load gun while watching deer go over hill
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323 8:00Head back to camp
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324 9:00Still looking for camp
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325 10:00Realize that you don't know where camp is
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326 NoonFire gun for help - eat wild berries
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327 12:15PMRun out of bullets - eight deer come back
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328 12:20Strange feeling in stomach
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329 12:30Realize you ate poison berries
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330 12:45Rescued
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331 12:55Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped
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332 3:00Arrive back at camp
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333 3:30Leave camp to kill deer
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334 4:00Return to camp for bullets
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335 4:01Load gun - Leave camp again
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336 5:00Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you
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337 6:00Arrive at camp - see deer grazing in camp
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338 6:01Load gun
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339 6:02Fire gun
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340 6:03One dead pickup
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341 6:05 Hunting partner arrives in camp dragging deer
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342 6:06Repress desire to shoot hunting partner
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343 6:07Fall into fire
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344 6:10Change clothes, throw burned ones in fire
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345 6:15Take pickup, leave hunting partner and his deer in camp
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346 6:25Pickup boils over, hole shot in block
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347 6:26Start walking
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348 6:30Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud
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349 6:35Meet bear
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350 6:36Take aim
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351 6:37Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud
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352 6:38Mess pants
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353 6:39Climb tree
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354 9:00Bear leaves. Wrap %$%$#* gun around tree
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355 Midnight Home at last
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356
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357 SundayWatch football game on TV, slowly tearing up hunting license
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358 into small pieces, place in envelope, and mail it to the
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359 Game Department with detailed instructions on where to place
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360 it.
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361 HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK HUMOR BREAK
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362
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363 %#%_#*%_!*%_*!#)_%*!#_)%#_(%+#(%+@(%_@(+_%)@+_(%+@%+@#(%+_@#(%+_@(%+_@(+@_#(
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364 Aaron : humor is not your strong point. But if the Commode isn't your strong
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365 point either, good for you! My problem has been hacked...er I mean solved,
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366 so it looks like everything is a go for tommorow.
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367 %%*@_%_)*%_@)*_)@#*_)@#@)_*%_@) L'homme sans parity %)_#*%@%*_@#%_#@%*_@#)@%
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368
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369
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370 water water water water water water water water water water water water water
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371
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372 OK, Rocks and trees and dirt are just fine. BUT YOU FORGOT WATER! How will
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373 those poor rocks turn into dirt if they don't have water?
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374 Let's ask ourselves this, what would we be doing if we didn't have water? We
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375 would have to find something else to drink huh? Just think of all of the many
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376 things that you use each day that were made by using water. How many times
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377 have you visited the local bathroom today???? So many things are made with
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378 water it would be hard to survive without it. How would the trees grow and the
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379 rocks turn to mud and dirt? Oh *SOB* right.
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380 Just take the television series "V". We wouldn't have to deal with those
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381 pesky criders if we didn't have any water for them to steal. And we would
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382 probably be dead so who would care anyway? At least NBC would loose a lot
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383 of viewers.
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384 How would we ceep all of the poor little fishies alive without water? They
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385 would all be dead along with just about every other creature.
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386 So water is important to us you say. I'll agree with you on that one.
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387
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388 [><] water water water water water water water water water water water [><]
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389
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390 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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391
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392 OKAY GUYS ROCKS,TREES,DIRT AND WATER ARE ALL VERY GOOD BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO
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393 GOOD OL' RELIABLE AIR.
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394 WHAT WOULD MAKE THE WIND TO BLOW THE DIRT TO MAKE MUD TO HARDEN AND BECOME
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395 STONE. WHAT WOULD CARRY THE WATER MOLECULES TO THE SKY TO MAKE CLOUDS AND
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396 RAIN TO CAUSE EROSION TO BREAK AWAY THE LOOSE DIRT TO LET THAT POOR STONE GO
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397 FREE.(WHEW WHAT A HAND FULL) YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT SUPER MAN. WHERE WOULD HE
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398 GO WHEN HE SAYS UP UP AND AWAY. WHO WOULD HE SAVE? A BUNCH OF EMTY SPACE?
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399 WE ALL FORGOT THE MAIN PURPOSE OF AIR. TO KEEP US ALIVE.
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400 GOD WOULD BE QUITE LONELY. THERE WOULD BE NO ONE AROUND TO TALK TO.
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401 REMBER EVEN IF WE COULD LIVE YOU CANT TALK IN A VACUME. SOUND DEPENDS
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402 GREATLY ON AIR. EVER TRY TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHILE HOLDING YOUR BREATHE?
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403 NO I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT TAKING A DEEP BREATHE AND CLOSING YOUR MOUTH. I'M
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404 TALKING ABOUT EXHALING THEN CLOSING YOUR MOUTH. IT DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL.
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405 BACK TO SOUND. SOUND WAVE TRAVEL ON AIR. YOU COULDN'T TALK TO YOUR GIRL.
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406 YOU COULDN'T TALK TO YOUR COACH ABOUT THAT PLAY YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET
|
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407 RIGHT.
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408 LOOK AT ALL THAT WASTED ORGAN MATERIAL IN YOUR BODY THAT MAKE UP YOUR LUNGS.
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409 TREES COULDN'T GROW BECAUSE AGAIN THE WATER MOLECULES COULDN'T MAKE CLOUDS
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410 TO MAKE RAIN TO SOAK THE GROUND TO GET TO THE ROOTS TO WATER THE TREE.
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411
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412 HAVE A NICE DAY
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413
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414 ALAN KENNEDY
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415 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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416 HEY WHAT GOING ON?
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417 sdhjfjhfkahfahfdhfahfhvkjhfkjahfalkfhkahfdilfhakfhkfhidhfafhdufhfhawifghwiugh
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418 MiG:You could give the chocolates to your girl(guy) and the money to me.
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419 just leave it in a suitcase in the phone booth buy 7/11 at midnight no
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420 questions asked. What ever happened to the code you guys used to use.
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421 I used to have fun trying to break it.
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422 fdadjfshfhfalsfhslfhhdfa;lshdl;hflahjl;kjflkfjl;kfjafljal;fjalfjaljflfjafljal;
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423 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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424 Having just met Prometheus, I would like to state that his writing on BW
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425 bears no relation to his personality. He is actually quite pleasant.
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426
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427 But Steve, my humor was directed at you! I'll bet Milchar liked it; he a
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428 at least can be objective.....
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429 follow the bouncing ball....
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430 I A-DORE MY SIX-TY FOUR!
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431
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432
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433 all together now! Aaron
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434 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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435
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436 ONE LINE LEFT
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437 MY COSMIC ADVENTURES ON FERN UNIT CONT.......
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438 and thank you so much for the kind critique....
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439
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440 My heart was beating fast when I awakened. I had forgotton that it would be a
|
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441 FERN UNIT CONT.
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442 I had started to knit a pair of swimming trunks last week for the day and now
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443 I would have to finish them in a hurry for the day only lasted a day. I know
|
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444 the river would be warm and gentle and a twitch of excitement ran through my
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445 brain. I reached for my knitting needles that were on my dresser next to my
|
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446 small unit collection and began to knit away on my swimming trunks.
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447
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448 It wasn't lomg before I had finished. My swimming trunks were breathtaking.
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449 Even the holes were in the right places. I put them on feeling a little
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450 lightheaded and gathered my towel and lotion I made from Fern Oil and stepped
|
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451 Hello to you all,
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452 I wish to thank Bob Wood for giving me this opportunity to read this BBS. I thoroughly enjoyed it (if enjoy is the correct
|
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453 word) and it is pleasing to see that there are so many users with intelligence enough not to abuse the system with vulgarity,
|
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454 rudeness or socially unacceptable slangs and wordings as to offend anyone reading the BBS. I think that people like myself
|
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455 who use much too much of the boards space should inhibit themselves to just a few lines or phrases so that we all(meaning all
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456 of you users) can give our two cents worth or our critiques of those ahead of us on the board. May I also say that there are
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457 a few of you out there with a tremendous ability toward writing and imagination. I only wish that I, an old dog, could be
|
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458 or have the potential that those few have shown. But unfortunately, "new tricks" for my breed are far and few learned.
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459 I do not want to seem crass, but a few of you out there have no idea of what reality is, no offense given and I hope none
|
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460 taken, but to talk of war, of service to ones country, of invading hoards of mongol savages or the argumentation of right or
|
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461 wrongs of the draft, war as a whole or the reasons to justify your participation, have obviously never had to face an actual
|
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462 occurence of death, savagery, primeval killing as I have had to experience during the flowering of my youth. Yes, this old
|
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463 dog can talk from experience, and not just learned arguments through schools of education or of thought processes that can
|
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464 identify with what they experience through rated television, video or movie atropine injections. War is neither medieval nor
|
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465 is it romantic and brave. War is primevil, sal, so primeval that it takes from the deepest, darkest sides of humanity and
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466 shows itself to be the monster that each of us denys even recognizing let alone possessing ourselves. I will not linger where
|
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467 memories cast dark, dreadful nightmares in the caverns of my subconscious. War is something that can not be argued, defended
|
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468 nor condemned without the measure of experience that the person must have before he or she can take a stand one way or the
|
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469 other. War is something that must be fought by men and women, children and sinless animals are its victims. Let us hope
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470 that if we don't ponder on if we should fight or not to fight, instead let us just say that the wars have been fought already
|
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471 in the past and I can not fathom fighting another in the future for there is no future with war.
|
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472 With those humble inner feelings I again thank those who have assisted this night into being one that I can rank as
|
||
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473 worthwhile and enjoyable.
|
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474
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475 ******************************************************************************************************************************
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476 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[..............[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
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477 exit
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478
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479 NO NO NO IT GOES I DEPLORE MY SIXTY FOUR
|
||
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480
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481 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/
|
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482 Well, We are out of elements and such, so no go there.
|
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483 Aaron:Yes, Alex and I played risk with him one night, quite an interesting fellow if his lower case mods would not keep dieing
|
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484 on him he would be accepted`more.
|
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485 Jonathan, I will see you in about 30 min. so I will talk to you then.
|
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486 I ate the chocolate, spent the cash on going to one of the most enjoyable tupper-ware parties imaginable and must`get the
|
||
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487 guts`together to go to school now. Wouldn't be hard but for the hangover I have...
|
||
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488 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/MiG/? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/
|
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489 Leonard, what a control space does depends on your terminal, on some it
|
||
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490 produces a null, or zero byte, but on many it does nothing. A control
|
||
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491 shift 0 may produce a null instead. If you lack the paperwrk to tell
|
||
|
492 what yours does, the only alternative is to try it, and lokk at it with
|
||
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493 either software, aor output it to something like a scope. And I hope
|
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494 you aren't using something like a Teletype mode 40, it's control keys
|
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495 are really scrambled.
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496
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497 Air, did I see air? The humour is rgetting pretty heavy around here.
|
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498 .....................................BAD......................
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||
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499 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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500 DJJ, did you still want the archives?
|
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501
|
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502 Air, stone, dirt, water..... how about C64's? Did you ever stop to think
|
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503 what the world would be like without C64's? Why, you couldn't cross the
|
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504 street without hazarding the runaway 747's rolling from the airport ramps
|
||
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505 threating to crush all in their path. Boy are we lucky. Look around your
|
||
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506 computer room. What would it be like without all that C64 paraphernalia? eh
|
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507 Steve? heh, heh....
|
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508 Aaron
|
||
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509 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
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510 HELLO EVERYBODY TXE TIME`IQ 12:00AND WE ARE tSING A TELETYPE AT LAKM OS
|
||
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511 OSWEG_ XIGX SCHOOL.
|
||
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512 HAVE A NICE DAY
|
||
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513 ALAN KENNADY
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514 OFF
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515 ;-;;-;-;-;-;;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;;;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
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516 Uh excuse me Curser, but I must really differ on the statement that people
|
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517 in the military don't report abuses etc... thereby allowing the military to
|
||
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518 avoid scrutiny under the publics eye and etc... Have you ever served in the
|
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|
519 U.S. military? I have and the one the Air Force wanted us to do was blow the
|
||
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520
|
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521 whistle on over spnending etc... It got me in hot water once but the look on
|
||
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522 that Majors face and whst he had to say was worth it!
|
||
|
523 ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;--;
|
||
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524 Aaron - Yes. Call me at 245-xxxx during Office hours. DJJ
|
||
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525 <+|+> {534} 09101649
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||
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526 _______________________________________
|
||
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527 _____________ THE DOCTOR ______________
|
||
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528 _______________________________________
|
||
|
529
|
||
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530 HELLO EVERYONE. I AM THE DOCTOR, A NEW
|
||
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531 USER. I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOUR
|
||
|
532 COMMENTS A NEW BBS - MATCH-MAKER.
|
||
|
533 USERS WOULD CALL, AND IF THEY SO CHOSE,
|
||
|
534 THEY COULD LEAVE A NAME, AND A SHORT
|
||
|
535 DESCRIPTION OF THEMSELVES, WHICH WOULD
|
||
|
536 BE AVAILABLE TO ALL WHO CALL. THEN, IF
|
||
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537 THEY WANTED, THEY COULD SCAN ALL ENTRIES
|
||
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538 AND SEE IF ANY OF THE CHOICES APPEALED
|
||
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539 TO THEM. IF THEY FOUND ONE, OR TWO, OR
|
||
|
540 FIFTY-THREE, THEY COULD LEAVE A SPECIAL
|
||
|
541 'PRIVATE' REPLY, ONLY THE SELECTED
|
||
|
542 INDIVIDUAL COULD ACCESS. THEN, ON
|
||
|
543 THEIR OWN, THEY COULD SET UP A MEETING
|
||
|
544 OR A CALL OR WHATEVER. RESULTS WOULD
|
||
|
545 BE POSTED IN A SPECIAL 'RESULTS'
|
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546 (ORIGINAL, EH?) LISTING, JUST TO MAKE
|
||
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547 THINGS INTERESTING. OR NOT, IF SO
|
||
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548 REQUESTED. WELL? WHATTA YA THINK?
|
||
|
549
|
||
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550 _______________________________________
|
||
|
551 _________________ DOC _________________
|
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552 _______________________________________
|
||
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553 I can't agree with the above statements concerning AIR! It is dirty, contains
|
||
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554 dangerous substances such as Nitrogen, a known narcotic, and oxygen, an
|
||
|
555 instantly addictive drug, which is impossable to kick. So don't brag about
|
||
|
556 air, your probably a user, too!
|
||
|
557 the Phantom Glitch
|
||
|
558 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&9/10/84&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
|
||
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559 SAY, MIG JUST HOW MANY DOCTORS DOES THAT MAKE NOW? I'VE LOST COUNT!
|
||
|
560 ---------------------------------------
|
||
|
561 Air? Water? Dirt? Rocks? Trees?
|
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|
562
|
||
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563 What about the greatest natural
|
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564 resource of all:
|
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565
|
||
|
566 GIRLS!!
|
||
|
567
|
||
|
568 Huh? Without them, there would be no
|
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569 humans (or anything else) to complain
|
||
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570 about how much we should appreciate all
|
||
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571 those things you've been complaining
|
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|
572 about. Try going to a drive-in with a
|
||
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573 tree. Or a lunch date with a glass of
|
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574 water. It would get jealous when the
|
||
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575 waiter brought you another one!
|
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576 Air? Air!! Ha! There is so much
|
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577 pollution you can't find any! Why don't
|
||
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578 we add a 'w' to it - call it wair!
|
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579 As in 'wair' is the air?
|
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580 Dirt! okay, okay, dirt is neat to play
|
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581 with, but that's about it. Go out in
|
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582 your back yard an put a string bikini
|
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583 on your vegetable garden. Kinda lumpy,
|
||
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584 ain't it?! So, some girls are that way
|
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585 to, but look down! What's that strange
|
||
|
586 round ball of flesh with a navel? Your
|
||
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587 stomach, that's what!
|
||
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588 Rocks! Give me a break! The only
|
||
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589 thing those are good for is names:
|
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590 Rock Hudson, Rock-a-bye-baby, Rock-
|
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591 n-Roll, etc... The Rolling Stones
|
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592 could have easily called themselves the
|
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593 Falling Mentalities and no one would
|
||
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594 ever have noticed! So while all
|
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|
595 you guys are trying to get legal licen-
|
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596 ses to marry a tree, I'll be snug in
|
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597 front of a fire with a G-I-R-L!!!
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600 Personally, my tastes have always tended more towards women rather than
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601 girls, mostly because you need to be able to do something once the love-
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602 making is over (like talk!). Give me a mature woman any day over a young,
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603 nubile girl (though I'm not knocking young nubile girls, I'm always open to
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604 youth!)
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