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LIST
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MARGIN IS 76
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STATUS: ENTER ONLY
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NUMBER OF LINES: 629
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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ********************* REMOVED: 22 JUN 84 *******************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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20 I just can't beleive my eyes, I'm at the TOP!! yippy yah hooo.
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21 And George, did it ever occure to you that you are very strange?
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22 Ninja, you never did tell me how you got all those names. How can
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23 any one have any fun anymore if the FEDS keep crashing your party.
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24 JUST THINK OF IT, NO SECRECY ALLOWED.
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25 "THE FEDS, EVERYBODY HIDE!!", OHH,
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26 THIS IS FUN COME TO THINK OF IT. ENTERING ALL THESE MESSAGES, IN DIFFERENT
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27 WAYS, JUST TO SIDE TRACK THE FEDS SO
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28 TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE SECRECY IN/ON
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29 THIS SYSTEM. Enough of that upper case
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30 garbage for now. I'm telling you guys
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31 all of this so that you could have an
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32 easier time getting angry at "juvies",
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33 which I am but won't make any speeches
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34 at this time. OK, I thimk that I have said
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35 enough for being on the top. OHH, and happy hunting
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36 to all of the terrible, mercifulless, mean
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37 and all round swell guys, the "Juvie Killers."
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38 (%)(%)L(%)(%)(%)(%)U(%)(%)(%)(%)K(%)(%)(%)(%)E(%)(%)(%)(%).(%)(%)(%)(%)B(%)(%)
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39 MiG: Why did you call my name?Dave
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40 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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41 0707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707
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42 Fellow Net Operatives: Coding devices not available at this time. What is
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43 the problem with BW? Have the last day's messages been lost? Land line
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44 communications are necessary to circumvent BW errors. Twits are on the
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45 rise, and serious action must be taken. NET 4, I have more detailed
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46 information for you. NET 2, communication needed ASAP. Next message will
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47 be in code burst. NET 3, is your friend at the telephone company still
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48 willing to help out with our problems?
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49 0707070707070707070707 June 20th, 1984 - 12:00 PM 07070707070707070707070707
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51 ? ? ? ? ? > ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?`? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? > ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?`?/
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52 All:am still partialy blind,ignore massive typos.
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53 Dave:I was just seeing if you were around,I have your name and phone number
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54 writen down but as usual,I did not write`down WHY I have it! Did we meet somepla
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55 ce and exchange name&numbers? or am I just totaly triping out. Also on said
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56 paper is the letters "CV" and "GM" any meening??
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57 Now I have been known`in my time to partake in some controled substance abuse,
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58 but at this moment consider myself somewhat sober. So why is drive B so empty
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59 and drive A full? Did Mikey decide to realy have some fun and change disk swapin
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60 direction?
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61 The ]an in Gray
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62 ARRGHHHH,enter only on a half blind terminal!! thats The Man in Gray
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63 Mr Binklywalker,you have return mail.
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64 ? ? ? ? ? ? ?`? ? ? ? ?`? > > ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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65 Alright people,I at this moment xave just spent 60 min readifg drive a,can someb
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66 ody PLEAS
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tell me what is goi~gg on!?!?!?!?!?
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67 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxhx!
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68 MiG again,losing my mind(or whats left of it)
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69 ?`? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? > ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?`?P? ? ? ? ? ?
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71 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)
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72 HEY! those cnt characters were spiff and neat to!
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73 can i try some? thanks.
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80 hey ma I'm flying!!!
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83 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)
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84 TEST
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86 MIKEY: WHAT HAPPENED? MY STORY IS LOST! I THOUGHT YOU CLEANED DISCS
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87 PERIODICALLY -- BUT NOT THIS FAST!!!!!!!!
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88 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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89 ########################### KARNAUGH ####################################
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91 HEY! mike took out my control characters, no fair that was fun.
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92 Ohh, well. Lydyle Gray, thanks for the letter and sorrry about that
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93 information.(after I find out CBBS its yours)
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94 Got to run, Luke Binkelywalker.
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95 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)
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96 DEAR ANN LANDERS: I AM WRITING TO SEE IF YOU CAN OFFER ME THE SLIGHTEST GLIMMER
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97 OF HOPE INTO MY WRETCHED LIFE.IT ALL STARTED A YEAR AGO HEN MY
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98 SAWMILL BURNED OWN. MY PARTNER HAD THE FIRE INSURANCE RENEWRD IN HIS NAME, THEN
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99 TORCHED THE PLACE. SO HE COLLECTED, AND IS SOMEWHERE LYING ON A BEACH ATCHING TH
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100 E NATIVE GIRLS AND SIPPING SOMETHING EXOTIC FROM A HOLLOWED OUT PINEAPPLE; AND I
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101 AM HERE IN HIS PLACE, WHICH REMINDS ME, I'M SORRY FOR WRITING THIS IN CRAYON,
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102 BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW US TO HAVE ANYTHING SHARP HERE. WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD,
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103 BUT I HAD JUST COME FROM THE DOCTOR AND LEARNED THAT I HAVE CANCER OF THE BRAIN,
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104 LUNGS,COLON, AND ACHILLES TENDON, AND WAS GIVEN ABOUT A YEAR TO LIVE. AND IF
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105 THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, O THE WAY HOME I WAS INVOLVED IN A THREE CAR ACCIDENT,
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106 AND AS THE OTHER TWO CARS WERE POLICE CARS, I HAD TO PUT UP MY HOUSE FOR BAIL.
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107 WHEN I FINALLY DID GET HOME, I FOUND OUT THAT MY WIFE HAD RUN OFF WITH A
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108 BULGARIAN DENTIST FROM SOUTH EL MONTE, AND HER MOTHER HAD MOVED IN, AND SHE
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109 IMMEDIATELY STARTED BADMOUTHING ME. I JUST COULDN'T TAKE ANYMORE, AND DECIDED TO
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110 END IT ALL. I TOOK MY PISTOL AND POINTED IT AT MY HEAD, AND,---PULLED THE TRIGGE
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111 BUT, SIGH, I MISSED, AND HIT-YOU GUESSED IT- MY MOTHER IN LAW. THE POLICE SAID I
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112 DID IT ELIBERATELY, BUT THANK GOD THE JURY BELIEVED ME, AND SET ME FREE. I WAS
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113 SO HAPPY, THINKING I COULD LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY SHORT LIFE IN PEACE, BUT WHEN
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114 I GOT HOME, THERE WERE MORE POLICE WAITING FOR ME. I WAS ARRESTED FOR ATEMPTING
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115 SUICIDE. THE JUDGE SAID I WAS A MENACE TO SOCIETY, AND SENT ME HERE, TO THE
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116 SNICKERING SYCAMORES REST HOME, WHERE THIS BATTLE AXE NURSE MAKES ME WEAVE
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117 BASKETS ALL DAY.YESTERDAY I GOT A LETTER FROM MY KIDS, AND THEY SAID HEY ALL
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118 HATE ME, AND TOMORRROW THE DOCTOR IS GOING TO DO A LOBOTOMY ON ME. WELL, THATS
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119 MY STORY, CAN YOU OFER ME ANY HOPE?
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120 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*DREAMTOUCHER*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
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121 AHA! VEREY GOOD KIND INNKEEPER BUT WILL IT WORK FOR LONG. WE MAY HOPE.
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122 MUST HAVE DOZED OFF AGAIN. WERE DID EVERYBODY GO.
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123 NOTICING THEY WERE NEARLY ALONE AT THEIR TABLE, THEMNAX AND DREAMTOUCHER
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124 WENT TO THE FRONT DOOR AND PEEKED OUT. A LARGE BUS-LIKE OBJECT WAS JUST PULLING
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125 AWAY FROM THE VERANDA. THE DESTINATION SIGN SAID: CHARTERED AND A HAND LETTERED
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126 PAPPER SIGN IN THE LOWER RIGHT FRONT WINDSHIELD SAID: TWIT'S MYSTERY TOUR.
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127 "CANT SAY AS I'M SAD TO SEE THAT LOT DEPART";DREAMTOUCHER SAID.
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128 "WHO WERE THEY?";THEMNAX ASKED.
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129 "IT'S A LONG STORY. ASK THE BARD OR THE SHADOW CREW SOME TIME IF WE EVER
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130 SEE THEM AGAIN."
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131 "SPEAKING OF THE BARD; WASN'T HE THE ONE WITH A LEAD ON THIS MCKANE BUNCH?"
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132 "THAT'S RIGHT BUT WERE IS HE. HE COULD BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US FOR ALL I CAN
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133 TELL BUT ONE THING'S ODD"
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135 "I DON'T SEE SHADOW!"
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136 "SHADOW?"
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137 "L'HOMME'S CAR. NOW THAT IS ODD"
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138 "WE MIGHT AS WELL HEAD UP TO MY ROOM FOR A BIT. THERE IS SOMETHING ODD
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139 THERE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN TO ME."; THEMNAX INVITED.
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140 WHEN THEY GOT THERE HE SHOWED DREAMTOUCHER A DOOR SET INTO THE WALL WITH NO
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141 OBVIOUS WAY OF OPPENING. "I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF CUTTING THE LATCH. DON'T
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142 TELL THE INNKEEPER ABOUT THAT THOUGH, I USED THE CUT-METTAL FUNCTION OF MY STAFF
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143 AND I'M NOT SURE HOW HE WOULD FEEL ABOUT IT."
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144 THEMNAX OPPENED THE DOOR IN QUESTION. BEHIND IT WAS SIMPLY AN ALMOST DOOR
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145 SIZED MIRROR FLUSH WITH THE REST OF THE ROOM'S WALL. TO
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146 ONE SIDE OF ITS WIDE METTALIC FRAIM WAS A SMALL 3 BY 5 KEYPAD. THEMNAX TYPED IN
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147 90909. THE MIRROR VANISHED AND THEY WERE LOOKING INTO A DINING ROOM. SEVERAL
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148 FAMILIAR FACES WERE SEATED AT TABLE, AMONG THEM VOYEUR AND L'HOMME!
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149 "GO BACK AND LOOK AROUND THE INN AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE BARD. IF NOT
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150 COME BACK UP HERE AND PUNCH THE SAME CODE I JUST DID."
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151 THEMNAX THEN SAT, LOTUSLIKE ON HIS MINI-GRAV-SLED, EASED OFF THE FLOOR ABOUT
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152 SIX INCHES AND TURNED ONCE AGAIN TO DREAMTOUCHER. "OK. NOW REMEMBER WHAT I
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155 PUTTING ON HIS CLOAK, HE SEEMED TO DISSAPPEAR IN FRONT OF DREAMTOUCHER'S EYES.
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156 HIS DISEMBODIED VOICE SEEMED TO COME FROM MID AIR. "AS SOON AS I'M COMPLETELY
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157 THROUGH, PUSH THE KEY LABLED '#'".
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158 WITH THAT THE SEEMINGLY EMPTY GRAV SLED GLIDED TWARD AND THROUGH THE OPPENING.
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159 AS SOON AS IT CLEARED, DREAMTOUCHER DID AS THEMNAX HAD ASKED OF HIM AND THE
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160 DOORWAY ONCE ACAIN BECAME A MIR
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161 BEFORE HE LEFT THE ROOM, DREAMTOUCHER CLOSED THE CRUDE WOOD AND IRON DOOR WHIC
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162 CONCIELED THE 'MIRROR'. HE THEN LEFT THEMNAX'S ROOM AND WENT DOUNSTAIRS TO TRY
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165 -----------------------------------GURU OF BLIS---------------------------------
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166 WHEN A PERSON BUILDS A HOUSE ON A FLOOD PLAIN; IT IS NOT GOD OR NATURE
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167 HE SHOULD BLAIM WHEN THE WATERS COME AND WASH IT AWAY.
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170 their uses sometimes.
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171 Tower group: Having not spent much time in the spy novels, I have the
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172 same problem as L'homme had when we were in fantasy land. Hmmm.
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173 :::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::voyeur:::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::
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174 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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175 Cap'n Caffeine here!
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176 Voyeur:it's 3:40 and I shall chack Le Nerd when I log off.Don't you ever sleep?
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177 I too have the same problems with spy plots,oh well,grin and bear it!
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178 Just don't try for line 20! I do not hink that it is stttill there.
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179 My tv just gave up,so this is blind.
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180 help me,I cant see!!
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181 The Man in Gray
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182 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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183 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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184 The piper was sitting quietly (he had put the pipes up for the evening)
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185 having a slow drink, listening to the various exploits of the new breed
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186 sportsmen who called themselves "juvie hunters." "Soon" he mused to himself
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187 "they will be like fishermen -- tall tales of the careful stalk, meticulous
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188 descriptions of the habits and movement of the prey, the suspense of closing
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189 in on the unsuspecting twit, then the adrenaline rush of the kill!"
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190 He found it rather easy to drop the sympathy that he had easily worked up,
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191 rather than innocent goldfish swimming in a clear pool, the juvies resembled
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192 mud suckers, fouling the clear water and rendering it stagnant and muddy.
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193 "Ah well," he mused, still to himself, "the goldfish in the clear pool
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194 are themselves just a variety of carp."
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195 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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198 #############################################################################
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200 Thank you Man in Grey for your acknowledgment....my story has its birth
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201 on db.
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203 As you may (or may not) recall, we left our unsung hero, Karnaugh, facing
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204 a rather perturbed gunfighter (with a brother fixation, no less) on a
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205 dusty street. Karnaugh appears to have no other recourse but to take on
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208 RECAP: Determination sets his face as he slowly reaches for his gun. His
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209 hand posed over the holster, the seconds tick by. Silence surrounded them
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210 as both waited for the inevitiable....one of them suddenly moved. Like a
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211 slow motion movie his hand inched its way to the gun, his palm sweaty from
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212 fear (this guy sweats, no persperation here, please) he grabs the gun....
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213 TOO LATE............the bullet tore into his shoulder, the impact throw-
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214 ing him down forceable into the dirt, pain cascaded in waves mounting to
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215 such an extent he mercifully submitted to it unconscious of the fact his
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216 opponent lay quiet not 50 yards away with half his head blown away. Speed
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219 Karnaugh moaned quietly. After last night's binge at the Crystal Casino
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220 the last thing he needed was a royal summons to see the Admiral, especilly
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221 at 9 a.m. He was only mildly curious as to the reasons for the summons,
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222 due more to the hammering appendage on his shoulders than any natural
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223 reactions. Cursing Nick's Sunblasters, Karnaugh entered the Federation
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224 building. After the usual preliminary ID scan (which I am sure screws
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225 up the genes despite the expert assurances) he was escorted to the Admirals
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226 office.
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227 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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228 ####################### KARNAUGH ############################################
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234 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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235 Mig: As for myself, I think in a mixture of pictures, general feelings, and maybe a few words. The words, however,
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236 only crop up at unbelieveable discoveries, etc.
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237 +++++++++
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238 To Quizmaster/All: Let's turn away from puzzles for a bit and move on to riddles.
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239 Out of these six cities, which is the One and Only East?
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240 Anchorage, Alaska Athens, Georgia Augusa, Maine Canton, Ohio Easton, Pennsylvania Perth Amboy, New Jersey
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241 Don't jump too soon, puzzlers- think it over carefully. The one and only east.
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242 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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243 Voyeur: Just pretend that you're Dominic Flandry! (Anderson writes wonderful SF
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244 spy thrillers!)
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245 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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247 ########################################
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248 # #
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249 # SCHITZOPHRENIA #
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250 # #
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251 # THE OFFICAL MENTAL ILLNESS #
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252 # #
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253 # OF THE 1984 OLYMPICS #
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254 # #
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255 #######################GDM##############
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257
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258 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*DREAMTOUCHER*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
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259 MIG: YES IT WAS ME RATTLING ON ABOUT CLAUD LEVI-STRAUSS ET.C
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260 LETS SEE; CITY FURTHEST EAST; AT A WILD GUESS
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261 I'D SAY AGUSTA MAINE; OR WAS IT SOMETHING ELSE BEING ASKED FOR. OR SOMEONE ELSE
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262 ASKING?
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263 BROTHERS (AND SISTERS (?)): THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER BEEN TO THE MYSTRY GENRE
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264 WAS SOME OLD, MOSTLY FORGOTTEN TRAVIS MCGHEE STORIES. PROBABLY READ SOME
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265 ENSIGN FLANDRY SOMEWARE ALONG THE LINE TOO BUT DON'T RECALL MUCH OF EATHER.
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266 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
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267 9090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909 12:30 909090909090909090909090
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268 WJJWQ BBIOG GUIAC KANNL VRSSV TKMWO ORDOQ QWERT GHTYN MKJIU BHVGF CFXDZ
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269 90909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909
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270 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::
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271 MiG: "don't I ever sleep?". As a matter of fact, yes I do. It is 1349,
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272 and I have been up for approximately one-half hour.
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273 09090909: that doesn't look like the same series of characters as was in
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274 that position last night. (the 0909 entry before the one immediately preceding
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275 the one you are currently reading.)
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276 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::voyeur:::::::::O O::::::::::::::
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277 --------->--------->--------->---------->----------->----------->---------
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278 PUZZLE:
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279 ======
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281 A rope is hung over a fence os that an equal length hangs down on both sides.
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282 The rope weighs one-third pound per foot. On one end of the rope hangs a
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283 monkey holding a banana, and on the other end is a widget that weighs
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284 exactly the same as the monkey. The banana weighs two ounces per inch. The
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285 length of the rope, in feet, is equal to the age of the monkey. The weight
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286 of the monkey, in ounces, is as much as the age of the monkey's mother. The
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287 combined ages of the monkey and his mother are 30 years. The weight of the
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288 banana plus one-half the weight of the monkey is one-fourth as much as the
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289 monkey is one-fourth as much as the sum of the combined weights of the widget
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290 and the rope. The monkey's mother is one-half as old as the monkey will be
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291 when he is three times as old as his mother was when she was one-half as old
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292 as the monkey will be when he is twice as old as he is now.
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293
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294 How long is the banana?
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295 ---------->--------->-------->-------> MINX ---------->-------->----------->
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296 01010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101001010101010101010101010101
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297 WHO CARES????!???"!!!??!?!?!??!!
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299 @-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@-@
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300 This is NICK DANGER, Third Eye, coming to you live
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301 and direct from your local bar. It is my job to
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302 rid the world of twits, juvies, and other scum that
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303 inhabit the realm of these systems. Any infor-
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304 mation about any twits or juvies is greatly
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305 appreciated.
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306 NICK...
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307 @-@-@-@-@-
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309 jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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310 To who ever wondors where I get my info: The ninjas trained me well. I can
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311 track down juvies there both mundane and mystical connections.
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312 MiG: Have any juvies you want to move in on?
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313 The Ninja
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314 jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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316 DEAR LORD,THE TITLES,FRAMES-OF -REFENCE ETCETRA ARE FLYING AS QUICKLY NOW AS I HAVE EVER SEEN THEM. I MUST ADMIT THOUGH THAT
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317 SOME OF THEM ARE VERY GOOD.
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318 ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE IS PAYING OF AND IN JUST A LITTLE WHILE YOU SHOULD SEE LOWER CASE,YES YOU'VE HEARD ME CORRECTLY LOWER CASE
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319 IN PROMETHEAN MESSAGES.WHICH HAS A BENFIT OF REMINDING ME THATT SOMEONE ROUNDABOUTS SAID SOMETHI NG ABOUT TRS-80CCOMP TERMINAL
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320 SOFTWARE?
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321 SORRY I MISSED THE PORSFIS OF LAST SATURDAY I WAS AT THE GARLI C FESTIVAL AND COULD NOT ATTEND AND IF I HAD I DOUBT I WOULD
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322 HAVE BEEN VERY POPULAR.CONSIDERI NG THE PUNGENT SMELLS GENERATED AT THOSE FESTIVITIES.
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323 NINJA;HAVE YOU BEEN MONITORING MESSAGE SYSTEMS AGAIN IN THE WILD SEARCH?
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324 TRAVELLER;GLAD THAT HAVE APPARENTLY RETURNED.THE FORMER HAS SOME PEOPLE,PLACES AND ONE OR TWO ERAS TO ATTEND TO FIRST
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325 BUT AS SOON AS THEY ARE ATTENDED TO I WILL JOIN IN.
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326 MAN IN GREY;STILL BLIND?I DID READ SOMETHING ABOUT IF YOU RATT LE CANS,AND WHINE "JUVIE,SWEET JUVIES" THEY COME RIGHT OUT.
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327 SCARLET;I SEE YOU'VE NEVER MET SATIN,AND I DOUBT YOU SHOULD.SH E IS NOT REKNOWN FOR HER SWEET DEMEANOR,NOR HER MERCY.
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328 GOOD DAY ALL,AND GOOD NIGHT.
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329 PROMETHEUS HAWTHORNE 8406.19
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331 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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332 Did you say garlic festival? Hmmmm, I'm sorry I missed it........
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333 Yes, I'm back after my long absence. Thanks for the ninja who got on
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334 my case to come home to the inn. Sorry to all that I wasn
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335 't at porsfs, but I had a prior engagement I couldn't have gotton out of.
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336 However, my main priority will be to make the next meeting. I'm on the
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337 track of a story line right now, and may put it on later, but for now, I'll
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338 make my way back to the bar and get a drink to celebrate my return to this
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339 place of rest and relaxation, Anyone for a drink?
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340 Fast Fred
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341 BSAL
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342 ps: I finally got a hold of the book 'BOLO'. THAT'S what I've been selling?????
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343 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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344 ++|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+
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345 Ok, so you guys can smell all juvies several miles away, right.
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346 Well, how are the hunters today, hungry huh? One question, what are
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347 you going to do to these poor juvies when you 'get' them. Why do I
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348 ask, well I'm just curious thats all (ha ha). And Nick, are you totally
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349 preocupied with the 'killing' of juvies or what?.
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350 Ohh, and about that crystal ball, do you know were I could get one
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351 of those too? (another 'ha ha').
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352 +|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+juvie+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+
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354 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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355 Would someone please explain to me what a juvie is?
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356 I know what a trendie is, and I hate them.
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357 I know what a wavo (waver is the correct pronunciation) is, I am considered one.
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358 But WHAT IS A JUVIE????
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360 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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361 THE WAVER?
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362 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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364 OK, A JUVIE IS A PERSON WHO SHOWS HIS LACK OF INTELEGENCE BY ABUSING
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365 THIS SYSTEM. IT IS ALSO IN ASSOCIATION TO THE WORD 'TWIT'.
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366 I HOPE I GOT THAT RIGHT.
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368 ^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^
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369 Hey, who was that, probibly another juvie.
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370 ^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^
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371 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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372 Riskers,
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373 A potential pre-game this Saturday evening ?
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374 Realizing of course that all who expressed a interest may not be able to a
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375 attend......So those who can let me know
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376
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377 Code People- GDSZF MCWUA VIZFN BSQAE LKQGY
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378
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379 ::::::::::::::::::Alex::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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380
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381 Perhaps another code method would be more secure A
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382 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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383 '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'
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384 WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE EVER FAMOUS
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385 BACKWATER SYSTEM AS I USED TO KNOW IT.
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386 WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY THIS THING WAS
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387 FULL IN NO TIME, BUT NOW THERE'S ONE
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388 MESSAGE FOR EVERY SIX HOURS. OHH, TO
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389 ALL OF THOSE 'JUVIE HUNTERS' WHO CAN
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390 SNIFF OUT ONE AT TWENTY PACES, WHO MAY
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391 I ASK IS THIS NOW.
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392 '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'
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393 PHTPR EJJHR FFYBR SLZJO SOHMC IRTJL PBWAO GWOQI RBVLV FPYTK
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394 DSFWQ
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395 PHTPR EJJHR FFYBR SLZJO
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396 SOHMC IRTJL PBWAO GWOQI
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397 RBVLV FPYTK DSFWQ
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398 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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399 Gee, and I waited until 12:15 for this? Please, lets get a story going, this calling in without any messages between
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400 is getting monotonous. Backwater sure is developing strange lurkers.
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401 ++++++++++++++++
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402 The riddle was, which of the six aforementioned cities is the 'one and only east'?
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403 I think they were:Anchorage, Alaska; Athens, Georgia; Perth Amboy, New Jersey; Easton, Pennsylvania; Augusta, Maine;
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404 and one other that I don't remember right now... look it up in the other message... on top of this disk.
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405 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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406 ACTUALLY, I'M WONDERING WHERE PAM HAS GOTTEN OFF TO, JUST WHEN YOU THINK
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407 SHE'S GOING TO RUN UP A STORY, SHE DISAPPEARS AGIAN.
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408 CALLING PAM...HELLO PAM? SHOOT!
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409
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410 ********************************************************************************]
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411
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412 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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413 -> MINX - I left that puzzle about three weeks ago. PLAGARISM!!!
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414 ?????????????????????????? QUIZMASTER ????????????????????????????????
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415 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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416 to the Ninja and to who all it is concerned... I think of "juvies" as the
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417 only hope this country has of surviving the cold years ahead of us. Yes I
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418 am a "juvie" and am Damn proud of it! why do you track "juvies" down any
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419 way? What are you going to do? tell are parents that we arent behaving?
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420 Be the way... If you want to know...and even if you don't I do revel and hide
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421 beyhind
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a name like "the Ninja"
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422
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423
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424 Tom Tom & the Mad Mod
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425 signing off 6/20/84
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426 4:09 am
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427 p.s. I do stay up later than 9:00...
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428 @@@@@@@@@@@@@who stole border???@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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429 55%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%55
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430
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431 To the Ninja:
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432 You stupid sod! Have you not a brain inside your head?
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433 think, if you may,about original names. The ninja,so original! I fart
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434 in your general direction , and laugh at your petty remarks ! You shall
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435 never find out who I am, for I am trained in the ways of disguise.
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436 TEDDY SALAD
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438 55%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%55
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439 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::
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440 ALEX: This Saturday sounds acceptable to me. Details? (where, when, why, who, how).
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441 TEDDY SALAD: (expletive deleted)
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442 ::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::voyeur::::::::O O:::::::::::::
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443 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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444 Interesting -- many who find themselves tarred with the label of
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445 "juvie" accept that label without argument. Hey guys -- if you accept the
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446 fact that you are basically a clod -- a lowlife scum unfit to associate
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447 with the rest of humanity, you have only yourself to blame. By modifying
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448 your behaviour to something acceptable to others, you might be surprised
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449 at the degree of welcome you would get. Tom Tom and Teddy Salad -- you both
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450 show at least minimal intellegence. Now if you can learn some social skills
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451 -- for example how to get along with others without taking an overly agressive
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452 position -- you will soon find the world at your feet. If you don't, you
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453 can expect the praise of other twits, and find the rest of the world dumping
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454 on your head -- twits generally go along with you as long as you have
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455 something they want. Somehow they disappear when the rent is due.
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456 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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457
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458 <{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}>
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459 Ninja, hello there(again).
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460 Tom Tom, Teddy Salad, would you guys "SETTLE DOWN!!!". I'm a juvie too
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461 but I don't parade around town with banners and drums, well? sort of.
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462 But that isn't the point right now, you don't have to insult everyone
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463 that called you a 'juvie'. First, you can't please every one and secondly,
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464 you just can't insult those who find you repulsive. The word 'juvie'
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465 isn't even that bad at all.
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466 I'm not going to even sign this, they should know my identities by
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467 now anyway, they're like the F.B.I sneaking around everywhere.
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468 <{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}><{}>
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469 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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470 ############################################################################
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471 ALL: Does the "JUVIE" include all ages? Is there anyone out there who
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472 actually can remember seeing the BEATLES (hey, there are some - ahem -
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473 youngsters who do not know them!) or am I in the minority here?
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474 ############
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475 To QUIZMASTER: I have seen that monkey business too......in GAMES
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476 magazine. No orginallitity, tsk, tsk...
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477 ############
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478 Some JUVIES should mind their manners (i.e. language).
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479 ############
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480 This group, congregation, orginization, etc. called (I think) PorSci --
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481 what are the membership requirements? Reading, writing scifi? or what?
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482 I am interested......
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483 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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484 ####################### KARNAUGH ############################################
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485 KARNAUGH: You are not alone. Not only do I remember the Beatles
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486 but I remember the first time they were on the Ed Sullivan
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487 Show. Do You remember the Ed Sullivan Show? Did you experience
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488 the Beatlemania phenomonon? Do you remember what you were
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489 doing when John Kennedy was shot? Then you're getting old.
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490
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491 Sometimes I wonder why an old fogey like me still frequents,
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492 and occasionally contributes to, the Backwater Inn. If you
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493 follow the action it becomes apparent that most of the
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494 contributors to Backwater are high school and college kids.
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495 You wouldn't think that they'd be able to hold my interest,
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496 but they do.
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497
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499 The Inn definitely has its ups and downs. At its best it
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500 can be creative, imaginative, and a great deal of fun. At
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501 its worse it can be dreadful. At the moment it's somewhere in
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502 between.
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503
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504 Anyway...you are not the only non-kid on the block.
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505
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506 Grand Dragon Master
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507
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508 ***************************************************************
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509 Since today's subject seems to be twits....
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510
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511 The Twit's Marching Song (words:Stefan Bilandic
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512 (tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home)
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513 The twits are marching one by one, OH NO!, OH NO!
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514 The twits are marching one by one, OH NO!, OH NO!
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515 The twits are marching one by one,
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516 Every one of them chewing gum,
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517 And the twits are coming -- Hide wherever you can!
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518
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519 The twits are marching two by two ...
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520 The left-hand foot in the right-hand shoe...
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522 The twits are marching three by three ...
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523 Do you want one? They're completely free ...
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524
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525 The twits are marching four by four ...
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526 Climbing uphill on a level floor ...
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528 The twits are marching five by five ...
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529 We're still not certain if they're all alive ...
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531 The twits are marching six by six ...
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532 With heads as heavy and thick as bricks ...
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534 The twits are marching six by eight ...
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535 'Cause seven's a rhyme too hard to mate ...
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536
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537 The twits are marching eight by eight ...
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538 Arriving early and leaving late ...
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540 The twits are marching nine by nine ...
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541 And like it or not, they're staying to dine ...
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542
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543 The twits are marching ten by ten ...
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544 They're marching in circles! They're coming again! ...
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545 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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546 PorSFiS is your basic SF fan club (of sorts). An INTEREST in SF
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547 is sufficient!
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548 Note: There will *NOT* be a PorSFiS meeting on June 30th due to
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549 WESTERCON. Westercon is the annual West Coast Science Fiction Convention. This
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550 year it is in Portland! It will be at the Marriot Hotel, June 29th-July 3rd.
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551 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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552 01010101010101010100101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
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553 9:45 20 june 1984
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554 OUIWC LINPK LDXXX PTZOI XAMYA XUTIN FXUNS MWGPC TPTEJ YQMVM EDMUA MQLVV PAGJE FUDGL LMYRD DACDJ VOYJF ZMCNQ YEWRT FSVEG PGLRP
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555 END
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556 TO: JERICHO
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557 BSIZA IICCF CTHDY PZKCA WXRZA PVHJG TMRAW KPVIV AVRWK QOLOB
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558
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559 TO: NET AGENTS
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560 WELL?
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561 01010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101
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562
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563 ______________________
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564
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565 _____________________________________________________________________________
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566 Software Development Manager
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567 ActiVapor Software Inc
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568
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569 Mountain View
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570 CA 94039
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571
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572 Dear Sir or Madame,
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573
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574 Please to consider our fine line of hokum. World reknowned for both
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575 internal consistency and flavorful improvisation under pressure, we feel
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576 that our hokum has no equal anywhere. Sould you be impressed by this to any
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577 great extent, please feel free to fill our pockets.
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578
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579 Only $99.97 at better stores everywhere. Your's for a song, in other
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580 words.
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581
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582 Thank you
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583 Piggy Surprise, president
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584 Whole Hog Stores Unlimited
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585 _____
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586 The advancement of man can only be slowed by the lack of speed in his I/O
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587 devices. If such devices are dealt with in a non-paralled manner, where
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588 I/O is hampered by the shear physical limitations of physics, then man
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589 will surely falter in his quest for utter greatness. If man can not
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590 overcome the cruel realities of quote mode, than how can man overcome the
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591 slings and arrows of unreal proportions?
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592 _____
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593 The concept of reality is only that...a reality...
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594 _______________ A WORD FROM THE WISE - PART VII ______________________________
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595
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596 07070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707077777
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597 SGVGS CSKYC QQUJR OJPUN YJGUA QURUO QCNMV MTQAR HGUGS ZUJKF NPCMO QMNTE YQPF FU
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598 TWVUL IUXOS NVHJP .end.
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599
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600
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601 retransmission...
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602 _______________ A WORD FROM THE WISE - PART VII ______________________________
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603
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604 07070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707077777
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605 SGVGS CSKYC QQUJR OJPUN YJGUA QURUO QCNMV MTQAR HGUGS ZUJKF NPCMO QMNTE YQPF FU
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606 TWVUL IUXOS NVHJP .end.
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607 070707070707070707070707 June 21st, 1984 @ 12:25:32 AM 0707070707070707070700000
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608 one more time!
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609 _______________ A WORD FROM THE WISE - PART VII ________________________________
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610
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611 07070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070
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612 SGVGS CSKYC QQUJR OJPUN YJGUA QURUO QCNMV MTQAR HGUGS ZUJKF NPCMO QMNTE YQPFE ZFAUU YJGSI XMGGS JEQOX IDVTE YVYPA PBVGB
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613 TWVUL IUXOS NVHJP .end.
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614 070707070707070707070707 June 21st, 1984 @ 12:25:32 AM 0707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707070707
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615
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616 Mikey! Change this disk! I have ruined it with my futil upload efforts. Sorry I was not able to go back and
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617 clean up my mess. I now know what the problem was. (faulty 8087 chip), no good? Well...I tried. By the way, how is that
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618 CPM emulator coming along? Again sorry this message looked like it came from Hawthorne. I have no excuses...
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619 07070707070707070707070707070707070 Somewhere in time 07070707070707070707070707070707070707070707
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620 PS Geez! I even misspelled futile! Voyeur...count me in on Risk.
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621 ##==##==##==##==##==##==##==##==THE BEST WAY TO ENCOURAGE "TWITS","JUVIES",ET AL, IS TO GET ALL EXCITED, AND ACKNOWLEDGE
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622 THEIR ENTRIES. A BETTER WAY TO HANDLE THE SITUATION IS TO IGNORE THEM, IN WHICH CASE THEY WILL SOONER OR LATER GO AWAY, SINCE
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623 THEY NO LONGER GET THE REACTION THAT FEEDS THEIR TINY EGOS. IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE, THERE IS A SYSTEM THAT CAN BE IMPLEMENTE
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624 PAM: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK? - MIKEY ***********
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625 IS THAT A HINT OR SOMETHING, MIKEY?
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626 WHO DAT??? ******************
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627 [][]Mikey, I tried today, but both disks are full! Ah, well, maybe I can
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628 get back on sometime this weekend. Like the Virgin Mary, I arrived at the
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629 Inn only to find that there was no room![][][][][][][][][][][][][]PAM.[][][]
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