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MARGIN IS 76
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STATUS: ALL ALLOWED
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NUMBER OF LINES: 629
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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 *********************** REMOVED: 9 MAY 84 *******************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 **************************************************************************
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21 THE INNKEEPER LOOKED AROUND HIM AND SAW THAT THE INN HAD EMPTYED OF
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22 CUSTOMERS AND DECIDED IT WAS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO CLOSE FOR A WHILE.
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23 STEPPING OUTSIDE HE MOVES TOWARDS THE STABLES AND PREPARES TO SADLE HIS
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24 STEED. SOON THE POOR BEAST WILL HAVE TO BE REPLACED. HIS OLD BONES
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25 RATTLED AND HIS GAIT HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE TRIPPING ON THAT ROOT
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26 THAT BROKE HIS LEG. THE INNKEEPER WOULD HAVE LONG SINCE REPLACED HIM, BUT
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27 IT IS SO HARD TO PART WITH SUCH A DEPENDABLE AND FAITHFUL OLD FRIEND. BUT
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28 NOW THE INNKEEPER COULD SEE THAT THE TIME WAS NEAR. THE POOR THING COULD
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29 BARELY HOLD HIMSELF UP LET ALONE THE ADDED WEIGHT OF THE INNKEEPER. AS HE
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30 RODE OFF DOWN THE ROAD, THE INNKEEPER WONDERED IF HIS FAITHFUL STEED
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31 SUSPECTED THAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS TRIP WAS TO FIND A REPLACEMENT?
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32 ******************** THE INNKEEPER *************************************
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33
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34 *********************
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35 I think I'm gonna cry.
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36 **********************
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37 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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38 Innkeeper: I am a representative from Johnson Glue Factories. It has
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39 recently come to my knowledge that I might be able to help you out, along
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40 with making you a little money. If I may, I will leave a business card.
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41 Now I must be going, I have a mortgage payment from the widow Spencer
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42 to pick up. I hope we can do some business.
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43 Yours,
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44 Slyman LeGreed
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45 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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46
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47 $#@(*$(!&%$(^&($&^!&^)(#^*)%*^)*)#*$%^%)*^)%*^)%*^)*%$^)*)^*)%#*^)%*^)*@)
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48 To the ^...How dare you try to sell your service in this part of town!
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49 Begone! And take your evil intentions with you!
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50 MOTHER: Could you please tell your charge he has some messages waiting.
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51 Habitrial Harry: Hey guy...playing RPG's is second only to hacking in C
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52 on my list of things to do. You plant! Haha
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53 voyeur: Twice in less than 10 hours...what are we doing to earn this?
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54 MIG: Glad to see you back. Things have changed since you left. The grand
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55 adventure kinda hit the fan, and things were in complete entropy for
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56 a couple days. Anyway...welcome back!
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57 Bard: Since you helped leonard move, maybe you can give him a message to get
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58 in touch with me. Thanks so much...
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59 Milchar: OK...how about the sort on first letter. After that, I need a new
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60 way to store these cards. DO you have any of these spells?
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61 1) Materialize microfiche out of thin air.
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62 2) Make 3X5 cards tiny but still ledgible.
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63 3) Hire kelly girl to enter 3X5's onto home computer DBase II system.
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64 4) Memorize forever contents of all cards.
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65 5) Consolidate cards into handy pocket dictionary.
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66 Any of these spells would be greatly appreciated.
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67 **$)%%*#$)%*)#$%* L'homme sans parity - trois a cinq de toutes parts $%(%)$(
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68
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69 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE ON HERE? I THINK THAT ALL UF T
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70 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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71 INKEEPER: I shall miss him too. A fine steed, a good friend, but perhaps
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72 his replacement will have a better oat/horsepower conversion ratio, and not
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73 need re-shoeing quite as often.
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74 QM: It was in a non-serious vain.
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75 Aaron
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76 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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77 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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78 L'homme: Yes, here's one that's just perfect for the need:'Make Encyclopedia
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79 from 3 x 5 Cards'.
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80
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81 To Voyeur and all:Sorry, but the Doctor and I (I know him well, the Doctor)
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82 will have to skip this one. It sounds intriguing, seeing all of the BW people
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83 in one spot. Does the Police ever bother you? Doesn't anyone ever acall in
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84 and ask for a S.W.A.T. team to clear away the motley assemblage that occurs
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85 every two weeks? I plan to attend the next meeting, so would someone please
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86 tell me the date, time and place about five days in advance? Have a good time
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87 at the meeting (Master, you will have to wait another two weeks to confront
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88 the poor Doctor).
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89
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90 Milchar
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91 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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92 ================================================================================
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93
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94 I don't think I can make todays meeting. Keep me informed as to happenings.
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95 Mike: do you ever come? Thankyou,
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96 ============================================-Evan-==============================
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97 ****************************************
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98 This is a test This is a test This is a
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99 list
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100 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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101 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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102 El 5 de mayo, 1984 - Portland, OR
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103 UNOS NACIERON PARA MANDAR Y OTROS PARA
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104 SER MANADADOS...ASI ES LA VIDA...
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105 - Miguel
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106 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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107 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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108
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109 El burro que te cacho'. Quien es?
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110
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111 Es tu novia fea Alicia, verdad?
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112
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113 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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114 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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115 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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116 I hate cleaning up after others... the previous 31 lines were returns mixed in
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117 with some garbage. A tidy BW makes a happy BW!!
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118 ++++++++++
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119 In his pentagram, Milchar chants the final words to complete his travel spell.
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120 'Unless others use this PARTICULAR spell, they cannot reach the Ruby Valley
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121 for another week!' , Milchar exclaims to himself. A column of silver flame
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122 envelopes him, and when it clears, he is no longer where he was.
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123 This new place was very strange, by anyone's standards. One-half of the sky
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124 lit, the other half, dark as night.
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125 Stars speckled both halves of the atmosphere. The terrain around him was
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126 very rocky and barren, and the rocks themselves changed color constantly, as
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127 if unsure of what portion of the spectrum to reflect. The whole area seemed
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128 to generally reflect Chaos, and then again, it just MIGHT have emitted Chaos
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129 instead...
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130
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131 Milchar
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132 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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133 ****************************************************************************
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134 SEMI-NOVICE: COULD YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ABOUT THE MACINTOSH THING
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135 ON BEE COLOR......629-xxxx.
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136 THANKS,
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137 THE UNBELIEVER......
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138 SCOTT WIRTH
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139 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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140 L'homme: "Hello, hacker HIT line?"
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141 Aaron
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142 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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143 ***********************************************************
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144 ****** ******
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145 ****** A N N O U N C I N G ******
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146 ****** A NEW NETWORKS II BBS 'RUSH'.... ******
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147 ****** C A L L
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148 ****** (503) 6 5 6 - x x x x ******
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149 ****** S SYSOP: THE ICE PICK ******
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150 ****** ******
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151 ***********************************************************
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152 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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153 Phoenix:I'm not sure that 'Phoenix' is the correct spelling for the legendary
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154 bird of ressurrection, but I'll let that pass. You seem familiar, and Icannot
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155 help but wonder if your previous 'handle' was not ARCHER. Why do you change
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156 names so often? Why not keep the old name, and so then others will learn what
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157 to call you? Are you so confused that you do not know your name?
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158 ++++++++++
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159 I wish tto give a warm welcome to the Doctor, who will be on BWMS more often
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160 now that he has recieved (perloined, borrowed permanently, snatched, stole)
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161 a modem of his own and does not have to use mine. Let's get a Dr. Who argument
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162 going! I tire of the old religious argument as the people here have raked all
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163 the muck in that area. Anarchy has its appeals, but can be dismissed as
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164 generally unfeasible for the reason of too few people can handle complete
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165 freedom. A typical example is that of the average schoolchild: he could no
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166 more do all of his studies alone than could we handle all of our affairs alone.
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167 True, there are exceptions to both the example and the government question, but
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168 in general, it holds true.
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169 ++++++++++
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170 Milchar walks briskly along, forming the correct images in his mind as he
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171 walks past a concrete bridge, a castle, a jousting tournament, and finally,
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172 he enters a gigantic forest of conifers. The trees themselves are hundreds of
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173 feet tall, and the brush along the path Milchar walks upon is as tall as a
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174 house. A hunting horn sounds in the distance, and hounds that could not have
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175 been spawned from this earth began to persue.
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176
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177 Milchar
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178 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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179 *******************************
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180 * Where is everybody? Grand D *
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181 *******************************
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183 Hello i don't care where everybody is?
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184 nobody does i don't care........Well there once was this guy you see he really
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185 liked BOY GEORGE the queer but somebody said "Yeah,Boy George is so bad you coul
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186 d see that he was GAY just by His Make up(Ha Ha funny)"
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187 well i said"Boy George is not all that bad he just sucks that's all"
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188 "Well do you know how bad he sucks?"
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189 "No, i don't how bad does he suck?"
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190 "Well he sucks real bad i mean bad bad bad "
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191 "Oh,yeah Fred how do you get out of ENTER mode?"
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192 "You type Ctrl-C or Brk....i think"
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193 "Well that's good becuase i like this system"
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194 "By the Way Do you like ROCK MUSIC?"
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195 "Yes,The MOB RULES!"
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196 "I know that you don't have to tell me those things"
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197 "Well i'm going to get on the Bit-Bucket"
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198 "Ok..well i'm listening to The Rock KRCK!"
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199 "Yeah goodbye!"
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200 "Bye"
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201 so ends a long converstation between a ROCKER and Boy George lover so he finally
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202 go rid of the Boy George spell
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203 So he will neaver have it again......Bye the way all you rocker
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204 s i'm taking a poll which station is better KGON or KRCK?"
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205 i think Both ROCK PORTLAND TOTALLY!
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206 so so long every body and have a big BLAST!!!!!
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207
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208 *****************************************************************************
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209 EVAN: NO, I DON'T SHOW UP AT THE MEETINGS.
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210 *************************************************************************
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211 I THINK HE SUSPECTS.. IT IS DIFFICULT TO HIDE THAT SOMETHING IS GOING ON
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212 WHEN I STOP AT SO MANY SALES OUTLETS. THE FORLORN LOOK IN HIS WEAK CLOUDED
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213 EYES IS SO SORROWFUL I CANNOT BARE TO LOOK AT HIM. AS I REMOVE THE BRIDLE
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214 AND SADLE, I CANNOT TELL HIM THAT IT IS THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER DO SO. I
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215 CARESS HIS FLANK FOR A BIT, "GOODBYE OLD FRIEND... GOODBYE.... I'LL MISS
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216 YOU..." I JUST COULD'NT TELL HIM ABOUT THE NEW FANGLED CONTRAPTION I BOUGHT
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217 TO REPLACE HIM WITH, BUT I AM SURE HE SUSPECTS, WHAT WITH THE SALESMEN
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218 POKING AND PRODING HIM, LOOKING AT HIS TEETH. HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW?
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219 *********************** THE INNKEEPER *********************************
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220 Now I know I'm gonna cry.
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221
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222 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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223 Yes Mr. Innkeeper, your old steed will not feel a thing. And it can be
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224 re-assuring to know that your horse will go on helping people like he
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225 has done all of his life. Just thing of all those second graders using
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226 johnson's glue to make valentine cards for their mothers. Yes...your
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227 faithful steed will go on in the service of man long after he has eaten
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228 from his last feed bag. And I think this tidy sum $$$ will help ease the
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229 pain of his passing. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.
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230
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231 Slyman
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232 LeGreed
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233 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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234
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235 exit
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236
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237 I NEED HELP
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238 IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH PERSONAL PEARL PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL.
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239 YOU CAN REACH ME AT 245xxxx,OR 245xxxx.THANKS,ASK FOR BILL.
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240 Rmember: A wise man does not play leapfrog with a UNICORN.
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241 ************************************************************ WHISPER****
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242 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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243 Hello boys and girls, it's THAT TIME again!
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244 Lets see, someone asked the names of the sons of Jamis:
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245 Kaleff (natural son of Geoff) and Orlop.
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246 Apologies, Aaron. I sometimes have a hard time seperating truth from jest.
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247 On this board it is particularly difficult, given the fact that some in thier
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248 seriousness are inane. (yes kiddies, I mean you)
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249 Well, the number sequence is still out there; if it is not solved
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250 soon I shall have to rewrite it before it rotates to drive C.
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251 I've got two more, an easy one and a hard one. the easy one first:
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252 A ship is at anchor. Over its side hangs a rope ladder with rungs a foot apart
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253 The tide rises at the rate of 8 inches per hour. At the end of six hours
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254 how much of the rope ladder will remain above water, assuming that 8 feet
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255 were above water when the tide began to rise?
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256
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257 And the hard one:
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258 DAMIEN II/C.Y.M. - are your initials in the normal reality SDB ?
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259 ?????????????????????????? QUIZMASTER ?????????????????????????????????
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260 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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261 one of the Doctor's: I do not attend PorSFiS.
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262 The Master
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263 <><><><><>
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264 Slyman: No, not glue. Try I-beam.
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265 QM: 8 feet.
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266 Aaron
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267 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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268 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRR
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269 QM: ACTUALY, 8 FEET OF ROPE (GIVE OR TAKE A FEW INCHES DEPENDING ON
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270 CONDITIONS) WILL REMAIN ABOVE WATER. A GOOD CAPTAIN WOULD NEVER ALLOW
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271 HIS SHIP TO BE SWAMPED BY SOMETHING AS STUPID AS A HARD FIXED ANCHOR!
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272 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXR REX RXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRRXRXRXR
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273 P.S. THIS ALSO ASSUMES OF COURSE THAT NO MAJOR CHANGE IN THE SHIPS
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274 CARGO HAS TAKEN PLACE THEREBY CHANGING ITS DISPLACMENT FACTOR.
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275 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXR
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276 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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277 KGON and KRCK are not rock stations, both are king of the MOANING music, Boy
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278 George type. The only way to rock is with a stereo blasting at top volume,
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279 and set up playing ACDC or Scorpions.
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280 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++00001TED+++++++++++The
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281 Galactic Service agents slammed in to the controller as the shots hised out
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282 of the end of his blaster. Shoved into the wall he could only smile as his
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283 arms were pinned to his bacjk. He had assisinated the most feared despot in
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284 the Galaxy! ------------------ Miles and days later the council chamber echo
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285 ed with the low murmer of voices. A sharp banging sounded at one end of the
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286 room and the Chairs high voice rang out, "Everyone please take your seats."
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287 Kineu Soroung was almost as canny as the late desceased President but she
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288 had already been musceled out of consideration for his succession by a
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289 secret coalition of younger men, each biting at the chance to take over the
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290 position, so regrettably voided. Her only consolation was this miserable
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291 Chair -ship, and annoyance was plainly written on her scowling face........
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292 ++++++++++++++++++++++++000001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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293 Hey everybody, you all must come see the Mock Democratic Presidential Nomin-
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294 ating Convention at the Coluseium, on May 7,8,9th. Admission is free and you
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295 will see a spectacular circus involving over 4000 High School Students.
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296 We have been training for months( In my case , years) and it will be real
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297 good so PLEASE come.
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298 Ted Mittelstaedt
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299 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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300 L'homme: leaving messages to the same person on different boards is
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301 getting confusing. I was on CBBS/PCS, got a msg from you, answered it,
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302 went to CBBS/NW, and found another msg from you containing info which
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303 essentially caused the /PCS msg to become redundant. I remember the
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304 days when I couldn't find ANY boards. Such is progress.
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305 Speaking of progress, the fruits of yesterdays transactions have so
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306 far been about 33% productive. 25% turned out to be immediatelyinaccessable
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307 due to an apparent oversight on your part. (I know, you were just
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308 trying to get me out of the house so you could watch your friday night
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309 videos). I shall attempt to confer with you by voice Sunday.
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310 MIG: did you know that the way to enter private messages on CBBS/PCS
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311 is NOT by making the subject "MESG" but by making the Password "MESG"?
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312 I logged on under a different name and tried to read the msg you left
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313 me, and sho' nuf, there it was! Just a good thing that there wasn't
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314 anything REALLY private in it. Hope Kelly wasn't TOO bored Saturday
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315 afternoon. You'll just have to get her into BW. After all, BW can
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316 use all the ladies of the female persuation it can get. I enjoy their
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317 writing styles. I seem to read more McCaffery, Bradley, Norton, PAM,
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318 than a lot of male authors (this sentance is slightly garbled, oh well).
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319 Back to L'homme: did you notice that the address in the message you sent
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320 while I was at your house disappeared? (another weird sentence; I hope
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321 this isn't becoming a habit). Don't worry, I put it back.
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322 As it is now 04:37, even I should go to bed.......
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323 :::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::voyeur:::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::
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324 ########################################
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325 TO QUIZMASTER:
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326
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327 NO
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328
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329 ################DAMIEN II#############################5/6/84################
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330 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
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331 DEATH TO NON-RODENTS!!!!!!
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332 HARRY: ARE YOU OUT THERE? HAS MCKANE
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333 ALREADY GOTTEN TO YOU?????????
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334 THE GERBIL
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335 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
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336 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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337 Quizmaster:8 feet, and try to leave us a more general 'hard' puzzle.
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338 ++++++++
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339 The Master:'tis a pity. You should come next meet, as both The Doctor (one of
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340 them) and myself will attend if at all possible. I shall enjoy the argument
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341 that will surely ensue.
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342 ++++++++
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343 Milchar casts a spell in haste, for the hounds are nearly upon him. The break
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344 through the huge underbrush just as he completes the enchantment. He rises
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345 into the air, above the snarling hounds below. Milchar gives the whole matter
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346 not a second thought, but quickly guides himself along by the newly gained
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347 power of flight, toward a shining city at the horizon.
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348 +++++++
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349 To all:Here's another puzzle:
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350 Separated into three groups, the first 13 letters of the alphabet are as
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351 follows:
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352 Group 1:A E F H I K L M
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353 Group 2:B D G J
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354 Group 3:C
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355 The puzzle: Determine what the three groupings are, and where the remaining
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356 13 letters belong.
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357
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358 Milchar
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359 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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360 -----------------------------------(<>)-----------------------------------
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361
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362 I watch as a flash of silvery light appears in the valley below.
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363 Milchar must have just arrived, good, he will distract those hounds for
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364 a moment, giving me a chance to rest.
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365 I look at the chonometer on my wrist, about four hours untill the map
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366 appears, a lot of time to wait with all of the unnatural things that are
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367 around. But if I could get to Milchar, between us we just might manage
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368 to stick around long enough. I pull out the laser to signal to him, and
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369 dive into the bushes as a large shadow passes overhead...
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370
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371 ----------------------------(<>)The Traveller(<>)--------------------------
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372
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373
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374
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375 HELLO,
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376
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377
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378 MY NAME IS ? I AM HERE TO HELP YOU. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS POSSIBLE
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379
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380
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381 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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382 Milchar is suddenly startled by a huge winged animal that is chasing him!
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383 A little shaken by this turn of events, he cannot shape the shadow-stuff enough
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384 to send the beast away. 'At this speed, the Wyvern will surely catch up.'
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385 Milchar notices a figure diving into the underbrush. 'Well, whoever THAT is
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386 will get quite a show on the way to Amber...'
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387 Milchar
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388 jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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389 I'm gonna get me a bomb. A big bomb. We're talking planet busters.
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390 Gonna nuke me a George. The biggest George I can find. Get your Vaurnet's
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391 'cause it's gonna be bright. The shocks a coming so you best hold on tight.
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392 The Ninja (Nuke'em is the thought for the day)
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393 :************************************************************:
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394 Milchar & Traveller:
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395
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396 My goodness you fellows are having a difficult time of it.
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397 It's really not necessary, you know. If you'd had the forsight
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398 to puchase a cognative transmogrification gun from Mr. McKane
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399 things wouldn't be so difficult for you now.
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400
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401 Perhaps it isn't too late. I don't know though, you really are
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402 in the thick of it...but it wouldn't hurt to ask.
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403
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404 Monsieur d'Autun
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405
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406 :************************************************************:
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407 Mohammed:
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408
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409 You really ought to do something about the Ninja. After all,
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410 this talk of blowing up planets is getting a bit out of hand.
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411 Oh sure, a little war here or there is OK; but blowing up
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412 planets? That's going a bit far...don't you think?
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413
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414 Monsieur d'Autun
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415
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416 :************************************************************:
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417 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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418 What's this? Someone muscling on my territory? Now, reaally, Milchar...
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419 ????????????????????????? QUIZMASTER ?????????????????????????????????
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420 DEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNE
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421 YES! IT IS TRUE! THE ONE I CALL HAWTHORNE IS AN ILL-DESIGNED
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422 MISTAKE WROUGHT BY SOME MIS-GUIDED SOUL DEEP IN A SUBCONSCIOUS
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423 DEATH WISH. WHAT A PITY. PERHAPS THE ILL-DESIGNED WILL COME
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424 BACK TO THE PLACE OF HIS CREATION SO THOSE WHO KNOW CAN DISMANTLE
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425 HIM AND USE HIS COLLECTIVE PARTS FOR A MORE CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSE,
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426 LIKE A LAWN MOWER. IN THE TIME HAWTHORNE THE ILL-DESIGNED HAS
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427 BEEN LOOSE, MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. TO ANY OUT THERE WHO HAVE
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428 BEEN AFFECTED BY THIS UNFORTUNATE GENETIC ACCIDENT, PLEASE ACCEPT
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429 ALL OF OUR APOLOGIES.
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430 DEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNE
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431
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432 Hello guys!
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433 Oh no not another BOY GEORE converstation No please i'm sick and tiered of those
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434 Your sicka and tiered(What does tiered mean?)
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435 i don't know this systen really is awesome i think it's cool
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436 Can anybody name the person who wrote this?
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437 Ask around i can tell you he likes the Saying THE MOB RULES
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438 And if you ask around you might find the awnser there!
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439 Well i think this is FUN writing messages so everybody sees them oh yeah the
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440 next person who reads this leave me a message and i might tell you my REAL name
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441 Do you know my HANDLE it's ............ leave me a message on
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442 The Jim & Bill's system to The Baghwon ok?
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443 and it has to be spelled THE BAGHWON not any other way then i will leave you a m
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444 essage as soon as possible
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445 oh yeah i think the debugger program is DDT for all of you trying to get into DA
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446 VE MORGAN'S 642 xxxx and that's neato
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447 Well have fun and Listen to THE MOB RULES i know one person who knows who i am a
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448 ****************************************************************:
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449 AH, THE INNANITY OF IT ALL, SOME OF THE ENTRIES HERE SEEM TO BE
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450 QUITE DISJOINTED, WITH AN ATTENTION SPAN OF ONE SENTENCE OR 5 SECONDS
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451 WHICH EVER COMES FIRST.
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452 *********************** CISTOP MIKEY *********************************
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453
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454 LIST
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455 TO ALL MY NAME IS PHOENIX ,IM VERY POWERFUL AND MY MAIN GOAL IS TO FIND
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456 ALL INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PLANT YOU CALL EARTH. I WAS SENT FROM THE PLANT
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457 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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458 (##I HATE CLEANING UP AFTER PEOPLE!##)
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459 Milchar quickly searches among all his robes and pulls out a slender wand,
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460 sliver-tipped and sparkling. He sends a nebulous yellow beam toward the Wyvern,
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461 who almost avoided it. The Wyvern wimpers slightly, as it gets smaller and
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462 smaller with each passing second. Finally, the poor thing is no smaller than
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463 a fly, and it flies away, frghtened.
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464 Milchar then brings the Amulet of Zelgar into play, causing a "hole" of about
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465 a foot in diameter to be created nearby. He deftly points the wand into it,
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466 chants a small spell, and waits. He hears a loud 'Yiiiippesss!!' from the
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467 strange hole. 'I do enjoy new spells- Transmogrify Salesperson is a lovely
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468 one!'
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469 He decends quite near a small stream, and waits for The Traveller to show up.
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470 Soon, The Traveller breaks though the underbrush,not looking at all fresh
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471 and clean as he usually is. 'Quit playing in the brush, if you'd like to see
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472 the Ruby Valley!', exclaims Milchar.
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473 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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474 $#@$@)$*)@!*$)@*%)$*%)!$*%)*$)*!)%*$)#%*)#*%)*%)#*%*$#%)*#$)%*%*%*)#%*)$*%)#@
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475 Aaron: So you tried to erase the address eh? Fortunatly some of my agents
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476 found out and restored the message to its former state. That'll teach
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477 you. Sure you can erase it again, but either I or my agents will
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478 be sure to restore it before it is cycled. The hackers HIT line is
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479 not effective when it comes to people with friends at Ma Bell...
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480 voyeur: Sure I am using multiple boards, but when I am trying to get a msg
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481 to you, any means available will be utilized. See another board for
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482 more information.
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483 Cistop: On the subject of LNW, unfortunatly, one out of two has solved his
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484 communications problems another way. I am still working on the
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485 other one. We'll try to get a sale out of this yet...
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486 Milchar: Thanks for the spell, but I have solved the problem with my own two
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487 part spell. 1) Upgrade internal RAM in model 100 to 512k. and
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488 2) Bring up DBase II on model 100. I am having a friend who is a
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489 fast typist entering the 3 by 5 cards now. Thanks for your
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490 assistance.
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491 Leonard: Are you out there? Have you seen/heard the orchestra 90 yet? Looks
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492 pretty interesting. How goes the electric crayon?
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493 All : Any comments on that 'quality' show "V"???
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494 (%)$#(%)#$(%)#$(%#)$%(#$ L'homme sans parity - de rien plus %$(%)#$(%#$(%)#%$
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495
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496
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497
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498 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
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499 STRIKE YOUR TOUNGE IDIOT!DO NOT TEMPT ME.AS I HAVE SAID
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500 WHENST I CAME TO THE AID OF THIS SYSTEM LESS THAN A WEEK AGO,I
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501 AM NOT WITHOUT FREINDS...
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502 FREINDS OF HIGH AND NOBLE RANK,AND STATION.FREINDS THAT HAVE
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503 FOLLOWED ME TO THE SLAVER MINES OF THE TRISTAACS,AND WHOM I HAVE
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504 FOLLOWED TO THE FOREFRONT OF THE TIMESTREAMS.WE DEFEATED THE
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505 TRISTAACS,WE BROKE THE CURSOR OF TIME,DO NOT EXPECT ME TO ALLOW
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506 YOU TO GO UNPUNISHED.FLINT:TIME KEEPER SHALL FIND YOU,THORPE:
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507 DRAGO COUNSEL WILL TRACK YOU AND HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER SHALL
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508 MANGLE YOU.TREMBLE IN FRIGHT, MAGGOTYEARN...
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509 TAKE HEED OF THIS,OF ME.
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510 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
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511 IN THE QUEST OF LAW,PEACE...
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512
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513
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514 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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515 DID I JUST HMENIONED?
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516 SARAH R. MCCAFFREY
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517 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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518
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519
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520 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
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521 SHEDEVILS!YOU HAVE SLAIN THORPE:DRAGON COUNSEL.HIS PACKS SHALL
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522 AVENGE THEIR MASTER!YOU HAVE AROUSED THE LEAQUE OF PROTECTORS,
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523 FOOL!
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524 I NOW ASSUME THE TITLE OF SILENCER FOR AS LONG AS I MAY BE
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525 DEFILED BY MARSHSCUM!
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526 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
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527 FROM DRAGON PACKS:THE AVENGERS
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528 TAKE SHELTERS MONGRELTHING...
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529
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530 AND THE ELDERS TOLD AAELTRIST OF THE NESCESSITY OF SAFETY FROM
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531 THE WAKING WOLFELVES,AND YET TO THE DAY HE DIED AT THE HANDS OF
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532 THOSE VERY WOLFEELVES THE SAGE, AND POET AAELTRIST DENIED THEM.
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533 THERE VERY EXISTENCE;ACKNOWLEDGE
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534 D NOT BY THE WISEST O ELDERONES.SOME ALLWAYS REMAIN BLIND EVER BLIND...
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535 THE DAY THAT THE WOLFELVES STRUCK THEIR HANDS FROM THE MARSHES
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536 AAELTRIST AND HIS DESCIPLES WERECOLECTIND MAYPLEAN,AND TRESS'T.
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537 SEEMINGLY FOR AN INVISIBILITY SPELL THAT AAELTRIST NEVER DID
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538 FIND AGAIN...
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539 THE BRIARMEN DIED THAT DAY TO THE LAST,AND WITHIN WEEKS THE
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540 SHELFHAWKS AND DUNT'ERTS HAD BEEN FORCED INTO THE BLOODRAGES...
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541 WHEN AGAIN THE WOLFELVES HAD BEEN QUELLED THE SHELFHAWKS,DEAD
|
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542 TO THE ONE.THE DUNT'ERTS CRESTED THEIR LOSSES AT HALF.BUT THE
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543 HARD FOUGHT EMPIRES OF THE BLACK FAITHES AND THE RED FA DID
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544 NAUGHT BUT INVADE THE CORPSE STREWNBRIARS OF THE HUMANS.
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545 FROM THIS THE TALE GREW...
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546 DETHEK:THE PATHLAYER.
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547
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548 TO ALL MY NAME IS
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549 ****************
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550 PHOENIX*********
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551 ****************
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552 IVE HAVE NEVER
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553 GONE BY ARCHER
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554 I JUST GOT THIS
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555 STRANGE MEDOM
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556 THE OTHER DAY
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557 YES I SAID
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558 MEDOM!!!!!!!
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559 MY MAIN GOAL IS
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560
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561 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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562
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563 I am walking unsteadily, rain pouring unnoticed upon my head. My hair
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564 is slicked down, my clothes soaked from the lack of coat or other protec-
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565 tion, but my mind is elsewhere, as it was when I rushed hurriedly from my
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566 home at the sudden call at 3:30 in the morning. As I trace an uncertain
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567 path down the concrete toward the roach infested brownstone I snidely call
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568 home, in my mind I cling to the suddenly frail hand of this dearest of
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569 friends as she convulses and gasps out her life. If only I had been there
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570 to stop her, if only I hadn't been too busy to go with her, so damn many if
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571 only's! But there is only what is, and that is a thing that once was my
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572 friend, cold and lonely on a antiseptic table, covered by a sanitary blue
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573 blanket. The vision of holding her hand is still there, so strong since I
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574 wasn't there to do so in reality.
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575
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576 Starting from my bed, I awaken suddenly to sweat stained sheets and
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577 tear covered cheeks. The vision is still strong in my mind, and in the
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578 darkness I can still see the rain slickened streets of that time.
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579
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580 I leave my bed, taking the blanket with me, and walk to the window
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581 wrapped in it. The night is clear, the waxing moon shines gayly above, but
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582 it only brings a shiver to me. Oh Sandra, it's been so long since then,
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583 but I still love you. Why did you have to go?
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584
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585 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]PAM-[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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586 -=*=- Ach, Pam! She sleeps, deep and dreamless...yet once again you -=*=-
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587 -=*=- may give her a joyous hug: when she awakens. Acts 24:15 d -=*=-
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588 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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589 The moon rises and the sun sets.
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590 +++++++++++++++++++++++++0001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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591 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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592 PAM - I understand the feelings, but be careful of allowing them to
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593 overpower your life, for life still continues. I too am in constant battle
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594 to fight it, But it must be released, or it will overwelm you, and that
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595 is not good. I hope you are not delving to deeply in this hurt.
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596 I would hate to loose you as well.
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597 * Love, Tarn *
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598 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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599 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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600 MOTHER...............WHAT IS YOUR TRIP, ANYWAY?
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601 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FATHER FFFF
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602
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603 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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604
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605 d, I only hope that you are correct, and I wish I had your faith. Your
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606 words are comforting to me, and they remind me that there are still many
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607 things in the world that I neither know or understand. Thank you, friend,
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608 sometimes such words mean a great deal.
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609
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610 You needn't worry about this little episode too much Tarn, as it is
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611 something that I have grown used to with time and the marvelous ability of
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612 the human mind to adapt. I don't dwell on it too deeply or at too great
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613 length, but it does occasionally come back to stir my emotions through my
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614 dreams. We all live on after trying events, we all adapt to the way things
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615 are, or we simply will not survive. And most of all, I am a survivor, I can
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616 deal (for the most part) with life. Though sometimes I keep it at arms
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617 length.......
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618
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619 It seems that I once again have the somewhat dubious privilege of pick-
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620 ing up after the other patrons. Ah well, we all have our places in life,
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621 and the back tables are somewhat apropos for the place and style I have
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622 chosen for myself. I suspect that the good Innkeeper is still having prob-
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623 lems with unruly patrons, or this portion of the Inn would be easier to work
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624 in.
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625
|
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626 Having cleaned the table, and having spoken at length with the good
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627 Innkeeper, I pick my belongings up and head for home, and bed.
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628
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