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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
2 ************************ REMOVED: 19 FEB 83 ************************
3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System)  Mike Day System operator
4 ************************************************************
5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION PLACED ON
6                     THIS SYSTEM.
7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privatly owned
8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system.
10 It is intended that the system be normally used for messages and
11 advertisments by the users. As the system is privatly owned, I retain the
12 right to remove any and all messages from the system which are offensive
13 to me. Additionally because of the limited size of the system, it will be
14 periodically purged of older messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
15 The saved information will be cycled to drive 'B' while the information on
16 drive 'B' will be archived, and a fresh disk will be installed in drive 'A'.
17 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out
18 of the enter mode. The message is automaticly stored.
19 If after entering the message you find you made a mistake,
20 use the replace command to replace the line.
21 To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
22 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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24 
25 ***********************************************************
26 
27 IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT! IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT! IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT!
28 
29 BWMS IS MOVING!! BWMS IS MOVING!! BWMS IS MOVING!! BWMS IS MOVING!!
30 
31 Some time within the next few weeks BWMS will be moving to a 
32 Portland address. I will let you know the new number as soon 
33 as I get it. Until then BWMS will still be here, so have fun,
34 and enjoy.
35 
36 Yes, this is for real, BWMS is really moving.
37 
38 **** CISTOP MIKEY **** 20 JAN 83 ************************************
39 
40 
44 ----------===========------------=========
45 Anyone for discussing politics or religion?
46 ----------===========------------=========
47 I really can't fathom all of the current (and past) discussion over
48 allowing prayer in schools.  For some reason, everyone is talking 
49 about "Christian" prayers.  Many other "heathen" religions also
50 utilize prayers.  How would all of the IMMoral Majority types
51 feel if their precious offspring were forced to pray to Allah or
52 Buddha?  Maybe then they would have a different attitude...
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54 Such vast wisdom....
55 ****************:::::*********:::::::**********:::::::************:
56 
57 NOW HERE IS AN INTERESTING WAY OF EXPRESSING ONE'S MIND. JUST THINK
58 OF ANYTHING WHICH FREELY COMES TO MIND OR JUST FORCE SOMETHING WITH
59 EFFORT INTO THE LITTLE BLACK BOX WHICH RESTS UPON THE SHOULDERS OF THE
60 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
61 egh? what? where's the end of the thought?
62 Who said that?  What's he saying?
63                                       the Phantom Glitch
64 p.s. a very knowledgable "Born Again Christian" once told me
65 that morality imposed from outside isn't moral, it must be imposed from
66 within.  
67 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((1/23/83)))))))))))))))))))))
68 
69 ---===---===---===---
70 
71 DON'T CALL IT AT xxx-xxxx.  OKAY????
73 Are there only us crazies left?????
74 I miss the company.
76 Where are all of the sane people who used to use this system?
77 :::::::::::::::
78 For 
79 THE TELEPHONE CONNECTION MUST BE TERRIBLE, ALL SORTS OF GLITCHING
80 IS OCCURRING.  HOW'S THE TRANSMIT LEVEL?
81 :::::::::::::::
82 
83 wERE ok AT THIS LEVEL, IT'S YOU (#$%& +_\|%) AT THE OTHER END THAT ARE &&%^
84 UP THE SYSTEM. GET IT STRAIGHT OR DON'T GET IT AT ALL.
85 
86 ****************************************
87 **           Coming Soon            ****
88 **                                  ****
89 **        AMIGO-MONDAY              ****
90 **                                  ****
91 **   An Atari BBS featuring:        ****
92 **   Download section               ****
93 **                                  ****
94 **  It will run only on Mondays     ****
95 **  Watch for first day of operation****
96 ****************************************
99 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
106 ((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))
107 Just saw an article in Infoworld which seems interesting.  Commodore
108 made a deal with Zilog to put Z8000 chips in some new low-end
109 computers.  What's interesting is that a subsidiary of Commodore is
110 MOS Technology, designers of...... the 6502!!!!!   According to the
111 article, the deal obviously squelched the idea of building a 16-bit
112 sequel to the 6502 called the 65000.  You'd normally expect Commodore
113 to go with their subsidiary's designs if they were at all acceptable,
114 so their repudiation of this design series is very significant.
115 	In other words, the 6502 sucks and Commodore knows it.
116 Also, they're not willing to take the chance that the 65000 might
117 flop and leave then in the cold, like the 9900 did to TI.
118 	Someone once said on this system that the fact that the
119 6502 hasn't been updated means its better than Z80 et al.  Phooey.
120 NO chip is so good that it can't stand some improvement.  But it
121 seems only the better chips get improved, since it is a lot more
122 practical to abandon a very poor chip than to try to produce an
123 upward compatible improvement.  
124 ((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))
125 Since you say there aren't any upgraded versions of the 6502
126 what are the differences between a 6502, 6509 & a 6510? (And
127 how do they manage to address (NOT bank switch) more than 64k
128 with some of the above chips?)
129 ................................................................
130 
138 AMIGO-MONDAY will only run on mondays
139 because its the only computer I have
140 that's equipped to run a BBS and I need
141 it for programming and fun.
142 I see very few other computers in the
143 Atari price range that are even capable
144 of running a BBS at all!
145 ****************************************
146 The 6502 has been upgraded - they just didn't 
147 yell and beat their chest about it:
148 the original 6502 did not have a ROR operand
149 the newer 6502's do.
150 ****************************************
151 I don't especially like to discuss politics or religion....how about
152 sex???
153 
154 
155 *********the Great Gazorbawitz*******************************
156 
157 
158 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
159 ++ FLASH! NEWS UPDATE: THE NEW BWMS NUMBER WILL BE ++
160 ++ 230-xxxx THE CHANGE OVER WILL OCCUR SOMETIME    ++
161 ++ THIS WEEKEND, SO IF IT DON'T ANSWER AT THE OLD  ++
162 ++ NUMBER, TRY THE NEW ONE.                        ++
163 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
164 **** CISTOP MIKEY *** 25 JAN 83 *********************
165 P.S. I AM CALLING FROM 230-xxxx AND HAVING NO 
166 PROBLEMS AT ALL WITH BWMS SUCH I THE LIFE...
167 
168 **********
169 what type of modem is used on this system?
170 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
171 I hear the question "do we need more power?" and some say "no, we get
172 along just fine as we are."
173 To answer this don't ask "what do we do with it?" Ask instead "What DON'T
174 we do with it?" There are a lot of things we don't do, because the current
175 toys just can't. Such as: real home data bases, user friendly, error
176 tolerant programming, inerchangeable graphics, voice, reading printed
177 text, etc. The current operating systems are small because we can't run
178 even UNIX on our home 'computers'. Small programs can not be very flexible.
179 Online dictionaries? A real dictionary has about 1/2 million words, averaging
180 6 or so letters each, so just for one use we need 3 megs, and even though I
181 have a SMALL one on my machine, it is just too sloww, because the machine
182 must go to disc for every word. Wordstar is small potatos compared to some
183 real word processors, but can't get much better, because no one has the
184 space for it. Voice entry exists, but it takes a pretty big machine for
185 even a few words, and the working vocabulary of an educated person isn't
186 a few words, it's several tens of thousands. To read printed text is easy,
187 and it isn't special hardware that stops us, it is the humungus variety
188 of letter shapes, and this merely means big arrays to compare against, and
189 lots of computer power. Last month's Byte had an article on user friendly
190 data entry, but it seems that the thing used about 100 or so k words
191 just for the data entry part, not the actual program.
192    The answer to more power in home computers isn't faster, I'm afraid;
193 it's going to be bigger. A 16 bit machine can do more in less time than
194 an 8 for at least 3 reasons: it handles more data at a time, it has a more
195 powerful instruction set, and it can really use more memory. The limit on
196 the second is the ability of the programmer to understand it, and the last
197 is just plain money, but things are getting cheaper. More powerful computer
198 allow simpler, sloppier programming, more powerful languages, more 
199 complete i/o, online error checking, real operating systems, etc.
200    We ain't seen nothing yet, and we won't until we get MORE POWER.
201 .............................................B.A.D.. 03:34..1-26-83.......
203 **************************************************************************
204 ATTENTION NEC PC8000 USERS IM INTERESTED IN A LOCAL USERS GROUP. IS THERE 
205 ONE IN PORTLAND? IF NOT ,ARE YOU INTERESTED IN STARTING ONE? ANY ONE INTER
206 ESTED PLEASE CALL JOHN AT DATASOURCE  222-xxxx
207 ***************************************************************************
211 Does anyone have any negative comments about NEC Spinwriters.  I think I
212 need a good letter quality printer and have heard good things about the
213 NEC units.  They aren't particularly cheap, but when it comes to mechanical
214 hardware, you usually do get what you pay for...  I'd like one of the
215 7710 models if I can scrape up the $$$$
216 {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} Analog Alan {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} 2007 26 jan 83 {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
217 
218 to the atari jerk again. There was a trs-80 color computer bbs in portland
219 before the sysop moved away. It used to be run on just a cassette, than
220 it was upgraded to a disk version. All of this was far less in price than 
221 the phooy on youy aRATi. So it goes...
222 
223 
224 **********************************************
225 SOME BBS, ONE THAT ONLY RUNS ON MONDAYS. WHY DON'T
226 YOU HAVE IT NEVER WORKING AND SAVE EVERYBODY ALOT
227 OF TROUBLE. HOW MANY FOOLS ARE GOING TO CALL A SYSTEM
228 TO DOWNLOAD A BUNCH OF JUNK PROGRAMS ANYWAY? ONLY
229 ATARI FOOLS, AND THAT SPEAKS FOR IT SELF. 
230 **********************************************
231 
232 I saw a request for a discussion of religion, but you just can't
233 discuss religion.
234 Why??  Because    "No proof is enough."
235 
236 The beleiver sees  "(No proof) is enough" and calls it "faith."
237 
238 The unbeleiver sees "No (proof is enough)" and calls it skepticism.
239 
240 And they both call the other liars and crazy.
241 
242 ............................B.A.D........
243 
244 AMEN
245 
246 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
247 
248 THE MODEM USED ON THIS SYSTEM IS A PCS-103 WHICH IS AVAILABLE
249 THRU THE PORTLAND COMPUTER SOC. IF INTERESTED CONTACT 
250 ROGER GILES AT 297-xxxx DAYS OR 246-xxxx NIGHTS.
251 THE PCS-103 IS SOLD IN KIT FORM AT $105 FOR THE BASIC ACCOUSTIC
252 COUPLER AND $135 FOR THE DIRECT CONNECT/1200 BAUD VERSION,
253 AND $155 FOR A FULL KITINCLUDING SWITCHES FOR THE MANUAL/REMOTE
254 COMPUTER CONTROL CONFIGURATION.
255 ***** CISTOP MIKEY *** 27 JAN 83 *** 12:01 AM **********************
256    The following are statements taken from actual letters received
257 by the Welfare Department in application for support.
258 
259   I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children.  I had
260 seven, but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
261 
262   I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born
263 two years old.  When do I get my money?
264 
265   Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and hasbeen visited
266 regularly by the clergy.
267 
268   I cannot get sick pay.  I have six children.  Can you tell me why?
269 
270   I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
271 
272   This is my eighth child.  What are yoe going to do about it?
273 
274   Please find for certain if my husband is dead.  The man I am
275 now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.
276 
277   I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son
278 illiterate..  This is a dirty lie as I was married for
279 a week before he was born.
280 
281   In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a
282 boy weighing ten pounds.  I hope that this is satisfactory.
283 
284   I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my three
285 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
286 
287   Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will
288 be forced to leading an immortal life.
289 
290   You have changed my boy to a girl.  Will this make
291 any difference?
292 
293   In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth
294 to twins in the enclosed envelope.
295 
296 
297    I have no children as yet as my husbandi is a truck
298 driver and works days and nights.
299 
300    I want money as quick as I can get it.  I have been
301 in bed with the doctor
302 for two weeks, and he
303 doesn't do hme any cgood.
304  If things don't improve
305 I will have to send for
306 another doctor.
307 
308   My husband ngot his project
309 cut off two weeks ago, and
310 I haven't had cnany relief since.
311 **j***(**********(**************.****************
312 For a BBS try beating the price of an Atari
313 400.  If your system is better than an
314 Atari, why don't you put up a BBS with
315 "good" programs on it -- 7 days a week, 24 hrs/day.
316 (or even 1 day a week).
317 As far as that goes, why don't you quit being
318 a jerk and just ignore the announcement since
319 you really wouldn't be interested in Atari
320 software (your cheap junk machine can't handle it).
321 The announcement was intended for other Atari people
322 and was not expected to be of great interest to
323 other computer owners (there are a few Atari's on-line
324 even though you don't like to admit it).
325 *********************************************************
326 I *DO NOT* understand JERKS that can't be content to keep
327 their mouths shut.  There is an old saying....if you don't
328 have something nice to say, keep your mouth shut.  This
329 is directed to the lowlife who feels he/she has to put
330 down the efforts of other people.  I feel that the more
331 bulliten board systems around, the better.  Who cares if
332 it only runs on Monday, and WHO CARES if it on an Atari,
333 a Radio Shack, or an old RELAY computer...  I think it
334 is pretty nice of people to put their systems up for
335 others to get onto and enjoy!  So - why don't you
336 learn from the old expression - updated a little - IF
337 YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY, KEEP YOUR
338 FINGERS OFF THE KEYS!
339 **************************** Anon. ************************
340 
341 I am sorry but I must replace this message.  I realized this causes untold
342 hurt to some of you, but that's life.    the Phantom Glitch.  1/28/82
343 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
344 To he  who is interested in NEC Spinwriters; 
345 I have been involved with NEC's since the beginning, I can't say enough good
346 things about them  The company I'm with now has sold 35+ in the last 3 years
347 and has had 2 fail, one from lightning strike.  For more tale's of just what
348 these machines can do, and a possable "Good Deal", call me.
349                                         Gary G.
350                                         WRAM Computer
351                                         641-xxxx
352 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$1/28/83$$$$$$$$$$
361 TO:SYSTEM OPERATOR
362 FROM:MOON U.(THE VAL GAL)
363 MESSAGE:LIKE HI,LIKE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR SET-UP IS REALLY TUBULAR,I M
364 EAN,LIKE ITS SO AWESOME LIKE HOW DO YOU EVER FIND THEE TIME TO RUN THE COMPUTER 
365 AND TYPE ALL THOSE WORDS AND LETTERS???? PLEAS LEAVE A LIKE MESSAGE ON HERE FOR 
366 ME,REGUARDING MY QUESTION....T_TALY AWES_ME.........MOON U.
367 =====================================--
368 ************** NEC SPINWRITER***********
369     I'VE BEEN USING ONE CONTINUOUSLY
370 FOR 5 YEARS AND HAVE ONLY HAD LIKE ONE
371 SERVICE CALL. TOTALLY AWESOME !!!
372 
373     LITTLE MISS VAL, 
374         I THINK I'M IN LOVE! ARE YOU
375 INTO WASHINGTON SQUARE ON WEEKENDS?
376 LIKE, PLEASE RSVP.
377                       HAVIN' FUN
378 ==========================================================================
379 am I the first to be on the system since it moved?  If so do I win a prize?
380 The phone line certainly works better.  Hope this move is indeed for the 
381 better.
382                                        Good Luck,
383                                           Gary Grossoehme
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385 With my fingers crossed, I key these words...my heart is pounding...my pupils
386 dilate...I confuse the galvanometer...I CAN TALK TO YOUR SYSTEM NOW, MIKE!  Oh,
388 joy of joys!  Now, is there anyone out there who rationally and wilfully
389 supports the seat belt bill said to be passable in the Oregon Senate, offered by
390 ever-persevering Sen.Rod Monroe, S.E.Portland's answer to the Moral Majority?
391 !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  D R  ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
392 /////////////////////////////
393 Ah, to be able to merrily manipulate the data banks of this BBS,
394 to carry on a one-sided conversation with bits of silicon, to
395 facetiously finger my keyboard in the never-ending search for
396 electronic nirvana,  WITHOUT the encumbrances of a long-distance
397 phone charge!  Life is truly blessed, today.  Let's hear it for
398 the Portland exchanges!  
399 ////////////////////////////////
400 EGAD AND GADZOOKS! ME THINKS I'LL MOVE BACK TO THE OLD RESIDENCE..
401 THIS TRIAD THAT HAS SHOWN ITSELF VIA THIS MOVE IS INDEED AS IT
402 HAS BEEN SO TASTLESSLY PUT TOTALLY AUSSUME OR SUMTHNG LIKE THAT.
403 THIS HAS JUST GOT TO BE THE WORST GARBAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON A
404 BBS LIKE GAG ME WITH A SPOON YA KNOW.. I MEAN TOTALLY........
405 *** LIKE IT'S CISTOP MIKEY YA KNOW *** 31 JAN 83 ****************
406 Wait a little CISTOP, They'll get over the shock.
407 ******************************************************************
408 wow, this is great... A BBS that ics free form a~nd allows all sorts of
409 stuff.  Wow again!
410                          @D.P.
411 off
412 :
413     
414 Well, now...            It seems to work just as well as it usta ( I
415 never had a problem with the phone lines ) and neither number is long
416 distance for me -- guess I'm doubly blest!
417  
418 As for the MOON U etc. dia(mono? cata? chrono?)logue -- yeeeccccchhhh!
419 909090909090909090909009000990909()()()()()()() oops, slow learner! ()()()
420 
421 FAR OUT!
422 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
423 Why can't we have intelligent conversation on this system like we
424 once had?  First trivia question:  When did we ever have intelligent
425 conversation on this system?  Will we ever have it?  Why am I asking
426 these stupid questions?  Which way is up? What is the meaning of
427 life?
428 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
429 Coming soon -- AMIGO-MONDAY
430 ========================================
431 Somehow I always thought I was missing something when Backwater
432 BBS was a long-distance call. I was wrong. What is the
433 problem with the cerebral regressives who use this board?
434 Not funny. Not provocative. Not interesting. Not even
435 spelled correctly. Why don't you all hire someone to work
436 the keyboard for you?
437 ***********************************************************************
438 HEY!! What's the matter with CBBS at 11:15 pm Tuesday?
439 All I get is NOISE ON LINE.
440 =========================================================================
441 I tried CBBS too.  Modem answers, but computer is giving me the silent
442 treatment.  Help!  I need my daily CBBS fix!
443 ================================
444 
445 ************************************************************************
446 SAME SITUATION W/CBBS AT 02:30 AM WEDNESDAY!!
447 ************************************************************************
448 %@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%
449 VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
450            QUESTION ????
451 <><|<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
452 
453 WHY DID THE VAL GAL TAKE 2 (TWO ) 
454 BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ????????????
455 
456           -CORRECT ANS. ON 2/10/83.
457 ...............................
458 ONE FOR EACH END?
459 ..............................
460 NAW...I'm shoor it was so she'd be shoor, totally.
461 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-...-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
462 ???????????????????????????????????????
463 TO GUARD AGAINST GETTING TUBULAR?
464 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
465 *******************************************************************
466 Because she wanted to be "for shoor, for shoor!!"
467 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
468 
469 On a slightly more serious note:
470 I have just read Byte's review of the Apple IIe. The Apple
471 community has my sympathies. Why? Because now THEY're in for the
472 kind of trouble that the TRS-80 community had when the Model III
473 came out! "Undocumented ROM calls may have been changed..."
474 "Most hardware expansions will still be usable..."
475 (I must admit that Apple did a slighty better job on hardware
476 compatability)
477 "New, Enhanced version - but still compatible with..."
478 	It all sounds SO familiar!
479 But don't worry, even if it isn't always as compatible as you
480 need (Murphy's Law as applied to improvements: The one accessory
481 you want the most is the one that isn't supported!) you're still
482 going to have a BETTER machine! It's gonna hurt at first, but I
483 think you'll like the end result.
484 	(Note: I don't own or want an Apple, and don't really see
485 what you people see in them. But I think that in the long run
486 you'll agree with the above if you DO like Apples!)
487 ................................................................
488 ############################################
489 The Portland Atari Club Bulletin Board is on the air
490 on a test basis.  The number is 245-xxxx.  If the systme
491 If the system does not answer on the first ring,
492 it is off the air.  The terminal software is AMIS.
493 PAC members can find full instructions in the January
494 newsletter.
495 Others can select 'H' for HELP for the functions.
496 I'll leave the system on anytime I am not using 
497 the computer myself.
498 (ABOVE MSG CONT'D)
499 We expect to be on the air 24-hours, seven days/week
500 starting next week.  
501 SYSOP
502 (above msg cont'd)
503 the computer myself.
504 We expect to be on the air 24 hours, seven days/week
505 starting next week.
506 SYSOP is Pat Warnshuis, home phone 246-xxxx.  Please call
507 that number only if a message to SYSOP will not do
508 the job. ('G' for goodbye offers the option of leaving
509 a message for SYSOP.)
510 I will personal delete any diatribe or reckless of
511 others' equipment!
512 Welcome aboard...245-xxxx...
513 cu...pat
514 
515 ****************************************
516 Anyone have information about a GOOD !FAST! Printer?
517 Am considering an Okidata 84 Parallel, Know of
518 anything better?
519 ***************************************
520          *    NOTICE    *
521 
522        AMIGO-MONDAY  Will
523 
524     Be operating Mon. Feb.7 for 24 hrs.
525 
526       Call 652-xxxx  If it doesnot 
527      answer on the first ring it is down
528 ***************************************
529 OFF
530 TOT
531 
532 TO:HAVIN'FUN
533 FROM:MOON U.M.
534 MESSAGE-HAVIN'FUN,
535            I AM NOT THE LIKE REAL MOON UNIT,THE REAL LIKE MOON U
536 TO:HAVIN'FUN
537 FROM:MOON U.M.
538 MESSAGE-HAVIN'FUN,
539          LIKE MY NAME IS LIKE NOT
540      "LITTLE MISS VAL",IT IS LIKE
541  SO GRODY TO THE MAX TO BE CALLED
542  LITTLE MISS VAL,SO LIKE JUST CALL
543  ME MOON U.IM NOT "THE REAL"LIKE MOON
544 TO:HAVIN'FUN
545 FROM:MOON UNIT
546 MESSAGE-HAVIN'FUN,
547           NO I DO NOT LIKE GO TO LIKE
548       WASHINGTONSQUARE  ON WEEKENDS,
549  FOR,I LIKE LIVE IN LIKE PORTLAND YA
550 KNOW,AND I IK (PLEASE LIKE EXCUSETHAT
551  LIKE MESS AFTER "AND 1
552 
553 
554 TO:HAVIN'FUR
555 TO:HAVIN'FUN
556 FROM:MOON U.
557 MESSAGE-HAVIN'FUN,
558          SORRY,I DONT LIKE HANG OUT AT
559       WASHINGTON SQUARE  ON WEEKENDS
560  CAUSE'I LIKE LIVE TOO LIKE FAR AWAY
561 FROM IT,BUT SOMETIMES LIKE GO TO THE
562 CLACKAMAS TOWN CENTER(SOMETIMES)
563  PLEASE,LIKE EXCUSE ALL THESE DUMB
564 ERRORS IN MY MESSAGE,I LIKE NO KNOW
565 HOW IN THE LIKE WORLDTHEY GET ON THE
566 LIKE SCREEN!!!!!SO,WHAT IS LIKE YOUR
567 LIKE REAL AME   (DANG IT) AS I WAS
568 SAYING LIKE WHAT IS YOUR LIKE REAL NAME
569 ????WELL,GOTA GO,LIKE HI,BYE................MOON U.M.
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