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Hello Lynch Mob,
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Here is the first posting of 'Twin Quotes', the second chapter of
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the Twin Peaks Quote list. I hope it meets with your approval. I decided
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to be terse at first and add later. Any comments or criticisms are
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_greatly_ appreciated (no flames, please. see Webster's under volunteer :-).
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There are a few more really good ones from 3003 and 3004 that I
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haven't had a chance to confirm the exact wording. I will include these soon.
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Looking back at the list it seems that many of these have to do with sex.
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I don't think it's just me. :-)
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Please send feedback to (NeXTMail) statman@sole.stat.ufl.edu. Thanks.
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charles d. kincaid
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Albert: Coop, about the uniform.
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Cooper: Yes, Albert?
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Albert: Usually, exchanging the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie
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for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form
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of fashion suicide. But, call me crazy, on you it works.
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Judy Swain: An orphan, you know.
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Andy: Really? What happened? Did his parents die?
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Irene: Of all the people in the world, the best and the worst are
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drawn to a dead dog. Most turn away. Only the pure of heart
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can feel its pain. And somewhere in between the rest of us
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struggle.
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Audrey: They have women agents?
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Denise: More or less.
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Denise: I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg
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at a time, if you know what I mean.
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Cooper: Not really.
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Dwayne: She killed him with SEX.
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Dick: Oh she doth teach the torches to burn bright (Andy sighs)
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It seems she hangs against the cheek of night
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+ Doc: Like a rich jewel in an ethiope's ear
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Beauty too rich for youth, for earth too dear.
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Cooper: Harry, Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold and
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hard and brilliant.
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Dr Jacoby: What he needs right now is both your understanding and a Confederate
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victory.
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Doc: Is she sexually active?
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Ed: Active? Doc, I wake up every morning feeling like I got hit by a
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timber truck.
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Ben: You'll have to excuse me the chef just tried to stab Jerry.
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Albert: Get a life, punk.
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Dr Jacoby: Now what she does in fact possess is a heightened sexual drive
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and a working knowledge of technique, anatomy and touch that
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few men have ever had the pleasure of experiencing or the
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skills to match.
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Harry: Is it hot in here?
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Cooper &
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Hawk: Yea.
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Pete: We forgot the weinies, all beef with the skin on `em.
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Ben: I give you the little pine weasel found only in our tri-county
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area. It is nearly extinct.
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Jerry: They're incredible roasted.
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Andy: Once stimulated the female will respond in such a way that the
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skin around her ... Oh My God!
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State Trooper: He was hired to fix the Jaguar. J-a-g-w ... uh, the car.
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Shelly (from WE's note): See the mountains kiss high heaven
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and the waves clasp one another.
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No sister flower would be forgiven
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if it disdained its brother.
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And the sunlight clasped the earth
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and the moonbeams kissed the sea.
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What is our sweet work worth
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if thou kiss not me?
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BOB: COOP, what happened to Josie?!
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