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<EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20> <20> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> Vaginal and Anal Secretions Digest <20>
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<EFBFBD> Late Night Revenue <20>
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<EFBFBD> Author: Mel Farr Superstar <20> Official Size: 6,333 Bytes <20>
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Greetings my friends. This issue of VaS, the worlds coolest periodical
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will explain to you the proper methods of earning a bit of cash while also
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giving you something to do wednesday nights besides watch PBS.
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Of course this issue deals with ILLEGAL topics... Oooh how EVIL EVIL
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EVIL. So of course these things would only THEORETICALLY work. Yeah not that
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we have ever tried any of them <snicker>. So in a way this is a disclaimer.
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If you pull it off, send us money. If you get caught I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT.
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Anyhow lets cut to the chase:
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Method Numero Uno: The Garage.
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The garage is a wonderful storage area. Its enclosed, usually attached
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to the house, so a sense of security is there, and many valuable things are
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kept in it due to this false sense of security. Things you may find are
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golf clubs, tool sets, beer, etc. I wouldnt bother with the cars or the
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lawnmowers, they are a bit tricky to move.
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Anyhow most people have doors on the side of their garages, and most
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of the time they don't bother to lock them. And sometimes they dont even
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bother to shut their big garage door. This is where you step in. If you find
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a nice set of golf clubs in a bag, you can fetch around $200 for them! EVIL
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EVIL EVIL... And dont forget to grab the cases of beer for the celebration
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afterwards.
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Method Numero Duex: The Car.
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There are many ways to access the interior of a car. The first method
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of course is to smash a window with a brick and unlock the door. However this
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method is just a BIT noisy and messy. One way to avoid this, if you MUST
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break the window is the old duct-tape all over the window and tap it with a
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blunt object <a mag-lite is the best>, the window spiders but stays together.
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Now you just peel the tape back and the window comes with it. This is a bit
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time consuming however.
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Another method is to grab your handy high-powered drill <not the
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average craftsman but a mitka or some other industrial strength cordless one>
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and drill out the door lock, or better yet, the trunk lock and boom... People
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tend to keep cool stuff in their trunks since they figure its the safest
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place in the car. Be sure you grab a titanium drill bit, about 1/3" thick or
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so to do the job proper.
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The easist way is to simply walk around a dark neighborhood and hit
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the cars parked in the driveway. THE DRIVEWAY? Yes, most people leave their
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cars unlocked when they are in the driveway since they think nobody would be
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stupid enough to try to break into it there. WRONG-O.
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When in the car, be sure to check under the seats, as many people will
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'hide' stuff there, or check in the glove box... You always find tapes, zippos,
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and on occasion, money. Be sure to steal the vehicle title and registration
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while you are in there just to be a total asshole.
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Method Number 3:
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There is no method 3 asshole, don't you think all the other ones are
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enough you greed bastard?
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Anyhow, the items you will find in your upcoming expeditions will
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provide you with plenty of money provided you know how to sell it. Some
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basic tips for selling your stolen goods:
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<20> If the item is worth less then $20, don't bother selling it unless
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you absolutely need that ten bucks. Its not worth the hassle or
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the risk of getting caught selling stolen stuff.
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<20> Don't take it to a pawn shop. If it was that easy, the cops would
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be shutting down pawn shops right and left. They require lots of
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ID and such, not a good idea.
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<20> If you do find stuff like golf clubs, don't go to a golf store
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that's anywhere near the city you stole them in. Chances are the
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person who had them taken <they are expensive - it will get
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reported> will call the local shops and tell them to watch out for
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someone selling them. Golf clubs do have serial numbers and can
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be rather unique.
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<20> Don't ask more than half the actual price of the item you are
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selling, unless the person you are selling it to doesn't know
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it's stolen. However, dont ask too little or the person will
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become suspicious. Also, set a firm price and don't let someone
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talk you down from it because they are stolen - it may be stolen
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but it works like the same one they'd pay twice as much for at
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the store.
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Anyhow, good luck In your little 'outings'. And if you find any cool
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stuff, let us know <G>.
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<EFBFBD> BBS Name Number Baud Sysop Title <20>
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